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it do be sorry i had to swallow like spit before i said that cute apologetic i am okay okay dr seuss i was thinking yoda oh yeah yeah did you just hear that i just said yada instead of yoda Oh, I gotta go. Yada. Baby yada. My boy yada. My boy yada yada yada. Yada yada yada. I like that.
I feel delirious today. Yeah, we didn't get a lot of sleep last night in my house. I'm not really sure why. Like nothing happened. That upset anyone to their degree of not being able to sleep. Just a restless night? A restless night for everyone. I hate that. Not for me. Yeah, it was like mass hysteria in my house. I don't know what happened. Damn.
I mean, you have kids. That's just like life with children. That's just every day. I, last night, had a terrifying moment that like nothing became of it, but it's pretty underwhelming. But I'm trying to, let me talk about it. I'm trying to sleep with the TV off because all my life. Because science. My entire life I have slept with the TV on. And it's like not great for you.
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