Ash

Hey weirdos, I'm Ash.

And I'm Elena.

And this is Morbid.

It is.

I'm covered in soy sauce.

You guys.

No, I am.

Did you not see?

Mikey did not get that.

That sounded like a weird 900 number beginning to some kind of weird shake.

You said it like sexy.

You were like, hello, I'm covered in soy sauce.

Is there a sexy way to say that?

Hey, big boy.

There's something for everyone.

I'm covered in soy sauce.

I'm not here to kink shame.

i'm me either if that's your kink that's niche then get yourself some soy sauce yeah we got chinese food today and i opened my like packet a little bit and i was like that's fine because i was nervous i was like oh i don't want to open it too much because it'll get all over my shirt and now there's just little like sprays of soil yeah you just soy sauced i do love soy sauce but this is a brand new seven up shirt

she is wearing a t-shirt a seven up a cherry seven up and it's cute on the back too it's got like a whole thing going that's a little about me but now it's got soy sauce on it i know like the rest of my clothes yeah uh deb deb also got a squishy butter like stress things we're very into like

What are these?