Chapter 1: What sparked the discussion about Geelong's recent performance?
Gonna pick up a Sean Manor who's 40. Gonna turn him into a star. We're gonna go to Ireland and find guys who are Nick Daggles. The Cats are not real. They're playing their own system, their own game. To go up there and beat the shit out of the Lions when no one thought you would? To make the Lions look silly? Oh, the Cats can win it all. The Cats can win it all. And finally, Lions... Oh...
Your absolute frauds. Let's go. Happy Feel Good Friday, you absolute rats on this 15th of May. Good to have all the rats here. Doc, Joe, we got Ash, we got Moff, we have Electric down there as well, but we are missing one big rat. Xander's not here. Xander's in Sydney. Is that correct? Back there, Moff? Yep. He's in Sydney? Okay. So gone early. Is there truth to that rumour? Wow.
That's a business. Must be something happening at the airport. Sydney.
Charlie.
Torben's. Oh, true.
He's got the Torben.
He's got some more ads. Pints of paint tonight. Or last night. That's why he went early. Let's get into a big game last night, which we thought was going to be a big game. Kind of... It was an absolute fizzer post-halftime. So the grand final revenge we thought was going to be sweet. It must be sweet because the Cats did win.
It would have been better if they did this at the grand final, I guess, seven months ago. It would have been nicer. A lot of Lions fans are saying, guess what, won the flag, when Cats fans are saying, got ya. Just do it seven months earlier.
Yeah, stop living in the past, Brisbane fans.
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Chapter 2: How did Shaun Mannagh perform against Brisbane?
dna to take them off the table was just so well coached so well implemented by the players and they deserve to run away with the size of the win they had did so well probably just more of a drastic change in that marking ability as well because it was so wet as well yeah the first half wasn't wet in harris andrews just gross the conditions were just yuck yeah and brisbane played better in them i mean sorry cats played better in them yeah yeah brisbane did brisbane was so sloppy cat even cats were sloppy
Yeah. It was a sloppy game. The catch is just somehow... Like, it's so impressive in a five-day turnaround. You said Oisin Mullen at the start. Oisin Mullen. Guinness grip. Got another one. Yeah. So, Lockie knew he had 28, but it was, eh, 28. Got another one. And now he's doing this thing where it's like you can see in his head he's clocked it.
He's like, oh, I can run around this guy and just grip this guy down. But then I can run off him and get really dangerous and have shots on goals and get the ball as well. He had this one sprint effort... In the third quarter where he just burned the whole team. So he's lightning quick. He had the first shot on goal where he danced around everyone.
He was the Nick Dacos of Ireland and now he could potentially be the Nick Dacos of the AFL. Terrifying. Do you reckon he's going to win the Brownlow this year? Mate, he's beaten them. To be the best, he's going to beat the best. He's beaten them.
He won't win the Brownlow. He's genuinely turning himself in from a tagger to a genuine...
two-way player like Josh Dunkley who used to shut down players and then go the other way you might have to tag him yeah so while he's tagging someone you tag him like a human centipede tag set up and everyone's just tagged each other by the end of I think the cats would love that that's how much they love tagging it's like how can we turn this whole game into like a train yeah
Everyone just follows the one person. Everyone tags everyone. George Hill was a tagger early in his career and then ended up winning the BNF for Carlton.
I mean, Windhager's doing the same thing.
It does say, like, go to, like, when you're younger, getting taught great habits of the best players in the comp, of how they do their craft, where they run, and then obviously you learn that over osmosis while running next to them the whole time and then implement it as you get a bit older.
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Chapter 3: What strategies did Geelong use to beat Brisbane?
The old which brothers are best. Henry brothers are right up there. Now, Oli Henry, is Oli? has one of the all time worst haircuts I've ever seen in my life.
What was that? That's gonna be a lost bet. I think he must run really up and down and like, when he runs on the screen, it like flops up and down. He has a spaghetti head.
Just up and down, up and down. Looks like he has a helmet on. He's got the Caleb Daniel cut, which is have the helmet on always. That was horrible.
Make sure he's always got cover.
The third quarter was just crazy. Sean Manor went nuts. Like, just went off. So he kicks that first goal where he thinks he's the World Cup. And from just off, midair from 25 out, just boots it through. Then kicks another two in that quarter. Then had 30 and five. Sack watches all the way back.
Yeah.
It's a huge sack watch.
What a massive sack.
And Fagan said pre-game on Manor, yeah, we'll watch him very closely. This game, just didn't at all. Watch him closely just go down.
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Chapter 4: How did Chris Scott's coaching impact the game?
Like Mitch Edwards is just hilarious to me because he's so raw and Moff goes, yeah, he's a project player. So yeah, he's also a uni degree player. Like he's gonna take so long. And I saw his tweet saying, who is number 11 for Geelong? Mitch Edwards. And why does he look like the next on the Pokemon evolution train of Jason Horne-Francis? It actually does.
He's so big.
He's just a bigger Jason Horne-Francis. So raw. He's a raw dog is what he is. Just also so big. Yeah, and so strong. Is he strong? I noticed he does have long legs, so you'd like that. Don't get me started about those things. Oh, it's so creepy. Daddy likey. Sorry. So we did meet Joey's. Well, I've met Joey's, but most of the team met Joey's mum last week in Brisbane.
And we're like, why does he have such a foot fetish? He goes, yeah, you know, when he was young, he did play with a lot of feet at the dinner table at family outings and stuff. Like he'd always ask for his cousins when they were playing with toys. He'd go, oh, can I play with your toes, please? None of this is true.
Like they were playing trucks in the sand and Joey was playing with like kids' toes and stuff. None of this is true. Which is very weird.
Your mum did give us a lot of dirt on you at that lunch. She was only there for about 30 minutes.
Yeah, I was like, mum, what are you doing here? Come on.
Tom Stewart also, if he plays in that grand final last season, people are saying they win the flag. So important to them. He had like 40 intercept marks in the first quarter. Now, I'm not Chris Fagan, obviously. I've never coached in my life. But I reckon you stop kicking the ball to him when he's taking the first five intercepts. I reckon Tom Stewart's the one you don't kick it near.
Well, they tried to put Kyle Oman on him, but he obviously just outsmarted him. Yeah, because he's so smart.
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Chapter 5: What were the key moments in the game that changed its outcome?
Tomorrow it goes down. Carlton are going to be by 100 tomorrow now. With a massive chance.
You know what's coming as well? This one. Those lollies. That sugar. It's coming big time. I can't wait. Zach Bailey also... before we move on to this game, let's see if anyone's got something to say. Just a guy who's going to get paid a shit ton of money, but also as much as he can tear you apart, can as quickly just disappear. He's going to get paid so much money.
And I'm just throwing up there, it's a lot of money for a real burst player.
Because he can disappear. I rate him so highly.
Oh, because you had sushi with him last week. I watched him have sushi last week.
Of course you do. I'm a toy force with him. He's a gun. He's probably just not getting a fair crack in that midfield because it's so deep. But imagine if he gets the consistency in there. He's just going to light it up and still have those bursts. Yeah, you're wrong. Wrong?
I'm wrong. I didn't even know the Cats had a second verse in their song.
Do you know that? Fair enough.
Do you know the second verse in their song? No. Ready? Here we go. You're picking that up.
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Chapter 6: How do injuries affect Brisbane's current season?
But I thought it was very insightful. You were obviously on a golf trip when this happened, so you would have woke up to just chaos. Yeah, there was. There was a lot of chaos on Tuesday morning. Tell us what happened when you're... Because you wake up and you've had a couple in a golf club. I blew a few of the boys there in a fire and a bit of golf and we had to get right into this thing.
What did you just say? God, my head's fucking sore. Think Michael Voss is one? What? Is that the best Panadol of all time?
It did release at the most... It just released at the most random time. It was like 7 a.m. I'd literally woken up, checked my phone. I was like, Michael Voss has resigned.
Well, I read it as re-signed as well.
Yeah, I think the whole world did. It was... Yeah, I just found it... One, well done to the club for not leaking that across my career. How that got from their conversation had on, must have been Friday pre-game off the timelines. That's until Tuesday morning, nothing said. Is a step in the right direction for the club, definitely.
Well, when Kribber didn't meet up with you, I had suspicions. Since that. I was on it straight away. Cripper missed me for coffee. Cripper never misses fucking coffee.
Yeah, Cripper doesn't want to hang out with a snitch. Yeah. Yeah, true. Why would Cripper get a leak? There's a sieve.
Can you have a coffee with a sieve? Because he's leaking over there. Is that Doc's pants after he's at the pub after just pissing? Because there's some leaks in his jocks. Sorry, I've taken again another valium from my back and it's now kicking in. My back's so sore. Sorry, Doc. Doc's name gets dragged through the mud on this show. Yeah, so you woke up. So what happened to not leaking it?
That is a massive effort.
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Chapter 7: What rumors are circulating about player injuries and management?
It hasn't translated to any success. But if you look at all the numbers behind, like they have gone away from contest possession and clearance to a certain degree and they have opened up their outside game. They have changed a bit of their ball movement. Like all the numbers are suggesting that it just hasn't resulted in any wins.
From the eye test as well, they're not scared to take on that hard kick now. Like they're looking in board and then they're taking it on.
They need a no fear game plan. Well, to be fair, going off, this is only stats, but like going off the threat rating, which Joey got hosed for the other week for using. They take the most risky kicks across the league. Yeah. Okay. It doesn't mean that their retention rating's not the best, but it's like they still take quite risky kicks.
Their retention rating's actually quite high. So it's not like...
But no one understands that. I better get a stack crazy on us. It's not like ā I'm just saying that they did try and change things. It just didn't work out. Yeah, okay. And that's what it is.
And, you know, yeah, again, I've always said full credit for him just rocking up knowing every week was the same question pretty much without saying it. When are you going to leave your fucking spot? And he kept rocking up and rocking up. I thought the most funniest and also disrespectful thing is when ā
The league put up the cut of Michael Voss doing his interview with Blabbermouth Barrett and just deciding that he's saying so much but having this remarkable skill of not saying anything at all. So going to just throw in Subway Surfer under it in the cut. It's just such brain rot to keep everyone engaged. So funny, so disrespectful. A coach is on the way out and just being hit with Subway Surfer.
And then they're coming out with it. Yeah, for the algorithm, it keeps people's attention. It's like, isn't the content supposed to keep the attention?
To be fair, it did because I was going, up, down, get the coins, get the coins.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the coaching changes discussed?
I don't even know what's going on. Sorry, Michael. That's footy made by fans. Check them out at ue.com.au. Just quietly have a note here saying Doc had one of the best averages in Supercoach history ever. Yeah, he told us that just before we recorded. So go on then.
Toot your own horn. Yeah, I was. I was a dog for one of the years of my career. In 20, hold on, it's like 10 years ago now.
He'd know every efficiency rating.
There's one year back when I was good at footy. You know exactly what year it is. No, I don't know. It was one of 2016 around there somewhere. Because you guys do super coaching here.
Oh, you should coach the Blues. Any desire? No, thank you. Okay. Can ask, can ask. Meat jacket mystery. We've got a few suspects. You don't know this, Bert. No. This episode's going so many different ways. I don't know what any of this is. We got a report. My back is sore as hell. We got a report that came through our desk, which we're going to do a rumor file segment, I think.
I don't know what to call it, but we get so many stuff that comes across our desk. It was called Dan's Desk a long time ago. An OG listener said it to me. That was called that. We'll rename it and just do like a rumor file, which is going to have a better name.
Well, we both have our own rumor segments, GMZ. Yeah, maybe we can do a whole segment.
We had one that came through during the week was that a player has this season been injured or been managed and the club has given it a different term other than hip, knee, managed. And it really was just for that player to get a circumcision. But we don't have any old details on that. So then everyone, all the rats have gone crazy on this investigation.
We had one comment on YouTube where every injury for this season was listed. And it's like, take your pick. So we have some suspects for the meat jacket mystery. Well, we do know Brian Myers dominated last night. That's the first one. After getting his balls dropped off. The guy who had an ACL we heard nothing about is just out there playing football again. So here's the first suspect.
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