Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And it's time for a fucking new moon bonus. Fuckers. We've been so excited for this. I'm fucking lit right now. It's about to get cuckoo nuts bananas up in this bitch. It's about, you're about to sit in a chair for four months. is what you're about to do.
And there's a possibility.
There is a possibility that you will. Can I... Listen, we're just going to jump right in. Yeah.
At one point, she's looking out that window. I think it's in October. And there's just... Like, that's her side yard.
Yeah, there's a whole family walking through her yard. Why? And they... We are to believe that there are woods right there. Right there. They just emerged from the woods. Where did they come from? Why are they just walking outside of your – I always think that when I see it. Halloween goes nuts, I guess. Yeah, we're talking about new moon, everybody. I hope you watched. I hope you read.
I hope you got the illustrated guide. I hope you've been on Steffi's website. I hope you have. I hope you've done it all. But the good news is if you've done none of those things, we've done it for you. Here we are.
Here we are, bitch. It came out in 2009. 2009. 2009. This one's directed by Chris Weitz this time, not Catherine Hardwick. Apparently, it was the short production time that got her because she didn't want to have to, like, she didn't think she could get the story with script right. Okay. Because it was like a year or something. It was very quick. It was a real quick turnaround. Yeah.
So that's interesting. This one... We also got... I mean, this one has a banger soundtrack as well. I think of all the movies, this one has my favorite soundtrack. Really? Yeah, I think maybe this one. I think so, yeah. I really like the first soundtrack. I like the second one better, but I do like the first one. I mean, this one is Death Cab for Cutie. How can you go wrong? Tom York.
It's got Muse. I Belong to You, the New Moon remix. Remix! Remix! That's honestly where it's at. And then you have the...
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Chapter 2: What are the key themes of Bella's character in New Moon?
There's also that one, OK Go, I think, Shooting the Moon.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Loved that song. That's a good one, too.
Oh.
Damn. All right. We're killing it with this. And meet me on the equinox by Death Cab for Cutie. Banger. So of a time.
Yeah.
It will transport you right back there.
It's a very hipster time.
Oh, yeah. Of skinny jeans. The hipster-iest time. And scarves, like the cloth scarves. And that one jacket that everybody had. Yeah. That one jacket. I know exactly what jacket you're talking about. Yeah. Or it's like gray sometimes. Yep. It could be gray. It could be green. Mm-hmm. But damn. Went with everything. Just killing it. We loved it. Tom's.
And you know, they seem to have gotten Bella's hair is really right in this one.
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Chapter 3: How do the Volturi influence the Twilight Saga?
Right. But I feel like what you were saying, like there was such young girls reading this. I thought this was top tier romance. And this is, for this to be where you get your, like, oh, this is love. This is pure. This man leaving you in the woods in a coma is love. Coming from, like, now an adult point of view and a parent point of view, I'm like, fuck.
Abandon me in the woods and run away from me with your whole family so I know it's real. Sorry. Like, what? Also, how does he get the whole family involved in this? Everybody has to leave. Whole ass family. Like... And where does everybody go? So unclear where everybody goes.
Very unclear. Where does everybody go? I also, here's the thing. And again, we're going to get to it. But during this whole thing, Edward appears to Bella. Right. In a vision. Right. Whenever she's doing some reckless shit. And it like, so when I, I don't remember reading this. Like I remember that I read this book. It was years ago. I didn't remember like all the details.
And then I remember seeing the movie. Not once did I ever know, until about 20 minutes ago when Ash informed me, that she was not actually seeing. I thought he was somehow projecting himself. Because in the books... She only hears him. Yeah. She doesn't see him. Of course. And in the movie, obviously, they wanted that visual element, so they have him appear.
I thought he was really projecting himself, and I thought that's why he said, don't be reckless, because he was like, I don't want to have to project myself.
No, she just knows that he would say that.
But that's why I'm like... But I get what you're saying, because it's not super obvious. Because I'm like, you set this up so... To not be clear. Yeah. Well, in her mind, it is very clear. It's not.
So this is from Stephanie Meyer's like actual website, like the archives. This is frequently asked questions from New Moon. Was Edward somehow physically connected to Bella with the whole hearing voices thing? Or if you're watching the movie, like the seeing him.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What themes are explored regarding Bella's mental state after Edward's departure?
He's just like an uber empath. He's got a good gut. So he's there. Aside from the gas. Aside from the modium. Yes. Uh, so that's Marcus. So he's just really sad.
See, I feel like Arrow probably would have killed him, but Arrow probably finds, like, joy in knowing that he killed his sister, who was Marcus's wife, and now he can just watch him be miserable.
Yeah, you know, my guy Arrow. That's what he's all about.
Otherwise, that's not a super useful skill.
No. But maybe it's kind of useful because it's like you can tell when things, I think he can tell fast. So I think he can look over at somebody and be like, oh, that bond's not that strong.
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Chapter 5: How does the dynamic between Jacob and Bella develop throughout this section?
All right, all right. Or like if some people are pretending to have a strong bond, he can be like, nah, like that shit isn't real. Or like he can tell like fakery. Or he can tell these two actually care about each other a lot. They're not saying it, but, like, you could exploit that. All right. All right. So I guess that could be part of it. Caius, who is played by Jamie Campbell Bauer, a.k.a.
Vecna. Vecna. Everybody. Look at that. He is one of these guys. He has white hair.
Chapter 6: What insights are shared about the werewolf lore and its implications for Jacob and Bella?
He has the red-black eyes. Mm-hmm. He, his special power is just being a hater. Yeah. Love. Love. In fact, Arrow literally says that he was impressed by his, quote, passionate capacity to hate. I get it. Batman. That man's a Gemini. Yeah, he fucking, he's Beckner. Essentially, he is Beckner. I don't know anything about Beckner. He's so good at holding a grudge. Love. Professional. Professional.
He owns a grudgery. He owns a grudgery. Let's go. He hates werewolves. Hates them. He wants them eradicated. Doesn't see a need for them at all. But the ones that he hunted were different from the Quileute tribe. Okay. He hunted werewolves that were actually called the Children of the Moon. Obsessed. And I guess they are real bonafide werewolves where the Quileute tribe are shapeshifters. Okay.
And can choose when to transition into a werewolf. Sort of. But the children of the moon, full moon hits, werewolf. Like, they don't get a choice. All right. Like, they're the werewolves that you think of. You know what I mean? Like, the classic werewolves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That don't have a choice. Every full moon, they're just going to turn into a werewolf. Oz, Buffy. Yeah. Got it.
So he was hunting those ones. I guess we'll stay tuned and see how he feels about the Quileute tribe. Yeah. Probably not good. I'm going to say this guy holds a grudge. I don't think he's going to like them. I'm obsessed with that special power. Yeah. We already talked about Alec and Jane. There is a point in the book where Jane walks in and Arrow's so happy to see her.
And he walks up to her and is like, oh, my God, girl. And he just kisses her right on the mouth. I want to be clear with you that Jane canonically is 12 and Arrow canonically is either 40 or mid-20s. Either way, not good. Not legal. Shouldn't be kissing a 12-year-old on the lips. No, no. And she says like, she says like, hello, master, when that happens. So there's a lot there to unpack.
There's a lot there to shove into the corner. Yeah. So much to shove into a corner. So we're going to shove that into a corner right now because we're not quite there. So that's the Volturi of it all. We're going to get to that. That's a whole thing. And we'll get to the Quileutes a little more when we get to that part, I think.
So Edward has this whole plan where he was going to kill himself and he's just casually dropping that in English 101.
Yeah, and she's just like, whoa, that's crazy. Don't do that. And he's like, all right. I guess not. Cool. And they're just like, they just talk about how they're obsessed with each other and they can't live without each other. Obsessed with you. Very, very much. Like a lot. A lot of pressure on each other. Sort of like a trauma bomb. They both are putting a lot of pressure on each other. Yeah.
You guys have only been together for like a few months. So then we get to the Cullen house. The party is happening. At one point she goes down there. It's real pretty. They did a great job. Lots of flowers.
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Chapter 7: What happens when Bella jumps off the cliff?
Nope. Because you can see her other foot. Yeah. Her foot is missing. Her foot is gone. Her foot is gone. It is. It's gone. So maybe that's supposed to tell you it's a memory. It's a dream and it's weird.
If it makes you feel better to believe that her boot cut jeans consumed her foot, then you believe that. But you're wrong. They didn't. You're wrong. They just digitally took her foot out by accident and put it back in. Yep, and didn't put it back in. It's pretty funny. But when she goes up to this meadow, it's no longer that lush meadow. It's all like burned and dead. And Laurent shows up.
and he's hungry he look and he looks great he does laurence gorgeous as far as i'm concerned abs for days it is and just he's beautiful he's getting his protein in there he is his protein in there
uh a lot of iron and he tells her that basically victoria is eye for an eye in her edward killed her mate so she needs to kill edward's mate and that's you buddy and then he's like good luck he's like are i went to the collins house didn't see him there did they visit often or like weird that they left you here and edward shows up to tell her like lie at one point he says threaten him and i was like that's i would have been like time out
What do I say? What threat? You have to be specific to be unique. Because I said earlier, I was like, my immediate thought for a threat would be like, I'll spit in your eye. I'll kick you in the shin. And that's not going to help anybody. So like, you need to tell me what threat you want me to use. But she apparently knows. I don't even know what you would say.
I think she says, like, Edward will never let that happen. He'll come back for me. But that's not convincing. And he's like, yeah, he's like, I don't think so. He wouldn't have left you in the first place. Yeah, he's like, pretty shitty that he left you here. And I'm like, yeah, it is pretty shitty, huh? I'd be like, you know what? Why don't we sit down and actually we can talk about it? Yeah.
Because there's a lot of lore to this. She's like, I would actually love to talk about this.
There was a search party lore on it.
I don't know if you know this, but I sat in a chair for four months. Yeah. Do you know Licky Lee? Licky Lee, whatever. Possibility, all right. Do you know that there's a possibility?
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Chapter 8: How does Edward react to Bella's actions?
I missed four months of school wrong. It's a possibility. Trick-or-treaters were in my side yard. Well, then he's like, you know what? I'm really hungry, though. Victoria's probably going to be annoyed at me for eating you, but I think I'm going to... And it'll be better. And it's going to be fun. Like, I'll make it painless. And she literally stands there and is going to allow him to.
And she's like, I love you, Edward. And I was like, oh, fucking A. She wants that to be her last words. I said, really? Yeah. He left you. He left you. In the woods. Yeah. Alone. Come on. Grow up. But... There's a wolf there. I think it's Sam at first.
Yeah. He like leads the pack.
Yeah. And then Jacob's there. I think. Yeah. They're all there I think. Yeah. But they all attack Laurent and that's a series wrap all around. Yeah.
So she goes and tells Charlie and Harry and they go out hunting. But this is a big deal because when she tells Charlie and Harry. Harry Clearwater. I was going to like morph their names together. Yeah. There's no phone on the wall in the cupboards where there is a phone later. Oops. So maybe they got a landline within this time frame. Really quickly. But just so you know that.
Yeah, you just never know. But she goes back down and they're at Jake's house at one point. And that's when she discovers that he's a werewolf. They show her. Because I think she aggravates, is it Embry? Or one of the... Yeah, one of the other ones. I forget where she goes there in the first... Oh, I think she tries to call him or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something happens where she ends up being like... She pisses one of them off and they phase. Yeah. And she runs away from him. And when she's running, Jake runs out of the house. And she's like, run!
jake run jake run jake run it's the way she says it is so funny she says it like his name is jake run and they you know they fight all that and then they're walking on the beach and he's explaining things to her because now she's seen it we missed a part so jacob does come to her room at one point after this whole like laurent situation he like shows up because remember he parkours up to her oh my god we were saying it would have been so funny if he just went parkour parkour
parkour if you've seen the office episode where they all parkour and they just keep yelling parkour while like hitting things that's what i think of and in this exchange between the two of them he's saying i can't tell you but like think because i have told you think about when we were walking on the beach when you came to la push and she was like and he was like do you remember what i told you and she goes about the cold ones and he goes i guess i understand why that's the only part you remember and i said you narcissistic motherfucker he told you about wolves
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