Listener Tales 114: Back to School Tales
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What spooky Halloween listener tales are being requested for the upcoming episode?
Hey weirdos, I'm Miss Trenchbull. And I'm Miss Frizzle. And this is the Chokie and the Magic School Bus brought to you by Morbid.
That is a wild combination. The Choky in the magic school book. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,
it could it could be like. Good. You know. I don't know. I think I was just like I was gonna say something and then it just never came to fruition. But I said to Elena, I was thinking about it this morning because I knew I was gonna be dressing up like Miss Trenchville, I said, Isn't life just kinda like the chokey right now? Yeah. Like aren't we all just kind of stuck in the chokey? Yeah. So I don't it doesn't
belong on the magic school bus. I know, you're
that's no way. It's
absolutely that's for that's for kindness and love and happiness. I don't know what I'm what I'm saying. I don't know what I meant to where I am. I loved it because you were just like, that would be cool. No, yeah, I said good. Good. It would be great. Yeah. I don't know. Let's put a chokey on the magic screen.
It's not even real. Okay.
You said let's torture them kids. Who cares?
AI is gonna like to be like Let's take her voice and make it that she tortures people. Yeah. Oh god. Oh, so so today is uh back to school listener tales. Yeah, it's September. So we were like and Deb picked these and she said it's back to school. So you guys get back to school. And we're back to school. Obviously. So back to Procter School again. Back to school. Let's go. Proctober. Speaking of Proctober, that means it's almost October. And that means you need to send us your Halloween listener tales, please. Halloween themed. Like an An experience that Experience that you had on Halloween that is downright fucking scary. Or like if it's
Like leading up to Halloween. That works. Like the lead up to Halloween. Try to try to party. A Halloween party, even if it's not on Halloween. A haunted house. Yes. That you went to. Yeah, but like you know
Halloween coded scary in nature, please. Yes.
If at all possible. That
would
be great. Please. And just put Halloween listener tale.
Yeah.
In the title. It will put you in the fucking chokey.
Well, I guess she's pro chokey now. But you went from very anti-chokey to very pro chokey. For adults. That's what it is. I think we have some kid listeners. Oh, well, it's not for you kids. Okay. Not for you. Miss Frizzle would never. Yeah. Isn't it just isn't it like a a weird thing for your brain and your eyes to like realize that she's Miss Frizzle, but you know she's gonna say some Elena shit during this episode? Isn't that weird? This is a little weird. It's hard to like rationalize. My kids loved this outfit. I came downstairs and they were like, Mrs. Trenchbull! And they're like, Ma they sent it to me like I didn't know. They were like, Mama's Miss Fritz. Did you know? And I was like, I literally work with her.
We are literally about to record. Are you gonna read first?
Yeah, I'm gonna read first. Cool. So this one's called Haunted Schools, a school so haunted it continues to constantly recur in my dreams 17 years after it was torn down. Yeet. I love that people are still putting the yeet. It's special to me. It has such a place in my heart now. Seems easy. I love it. So it says, Hey weirdos, my name is Shelby. And please use my name because if I hear this on the pod, I will 100 per te nope 110% have to change my pants from shitting them. Change them. Just shitted. Please excuse my writing as I am not a writer in the least. I would normally n apologize for the length, but you repeatedly say never so I won't. Thank you. I went to a small private school in rural Tennessee. I'm scared.
It was situated off a small two lane road surrounded by cotton fields and no streetlights. I'm terrified. Did I mention that there hasn't been a graduating class larger than sixty-five? Wow. Sixty five people? That's not a lot. That's but a handful.
I think actually Drew's might have been around there. Drew had a really small graduating class. That's wild. Yeah. That's wild. I'm gonna text him and see how many kids get graduated in his class.
He's gonna be like, why are you asking me this?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What spooky Halloween listener tales are being requested for the upcoming episode?
0:00–6:51
2
What happened in the first listener’s haunted‑school story?
6:51–15:21
3
How did the old man with an axe chase the friends out of the haunted house?
15:21–21:58
4
What are the ghostly experiences reported at the school for the deaf and blind?
21:58–30:07
5
What creepy events occurred in the college house with the cross, dark‑cloud man and other oddities?
30:07–39:07
6
What was the story behind the condom‑stained wall and the house fire?
39:07–47:32
7
How did the hosts reflect on the impact of the podcast on their personal lives?
47:32–53:12