More Morgellons

Morgellons Stage Two

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal celebrates and mourns the two year anniversary of this podcast with her constant companion. Music by Crystal Clear and The Worms.

Weather Manipulation

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal used to look down on people who talked about the weather, now she’s not only talking about the weather AGAIN but wearing a tinfoil hat while...

Weather Modification and Morgellons

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal recaps in the intro and cliff hangers off the end of this first episode of a two part weather modification extravaganza.

Monkey Pox Gay Plague

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal thinks she had monkey pox, again. She thinks you might have it too, unless you’re Chinese or Russian.

Is Gang Stalking Real?

17 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal reveals the long awaited answer to the internet as it waits breathlessly on her every word… “we’re all being gang stalked and are all po...

Covid Psychosis: gang stalking

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and special guests explore Covid psychosis as a potential catalyst to gang stalking. Hilarity ensues. A visit to the comment cave sparks a dis...

CDC press brief morgellons

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal travels back to 2008 and joins an awkward and frustrating conference call with the CDC as it announces its study of Morgellons.

Alien Gang Stalkers

11 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal travels deeper into the heart of darkness and shines a little of her light.

The Best Of More Morgellons

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal brings you the longest episode ever, a montage of some of the best of More Morgellons over the years. Hop on the crazy train and take a journe...

Monkey Pox Morgellons

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and special guest take you inside an Atlanta ER to learn about the newest nightmare in our lives, Monkey Pox. Also, Crystal announces a new op...

Red Skies and UFO’s

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal delves into UFO-ology and tours the world’s weirdest news with special guests.

Gang Stalked by Bat Swarms

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal denies that she is a targeted individual, but even the bats flying in the sunshine think it’s weird how weird everything has been these past...

Oklahoma State University Research

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal kicks off season seven with a shocking revelation, a suspicious helicopter, a spell, a healthy dose of skepticism and her most depressing show...

The whole body cell atlas BGI group

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We don’t have a means. we don’t have an end. this means Morgellons will never end. Sorry.

Graphene in Covid Vaccines?

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is the master of paradox, if paradox is the unbelievable truth which is also probably not the truth. Nobody knows. Pretty sure there isn’t G...

Saharan Dust Plumes

16 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal dusts up on her knowledge of the Saharan Dust Storms in the US and Western Europe that started in the summer of 2020. “Yes, the same summer ...

Smart Dust

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal takes a bellyflop deep dive into a cloud of smart dust and comes out none the wiser. “Smart dust is one hell of a study drug!” -CC

Black Plastic Aliens

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal still has morgellons, and some might say she’s being gang stalked… but she isn’t. “Haters gonna hate.” -CC

Ray Kurzweil Dr. Morgellon

26 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is back from sabbatical to talk about the batshit insanity that is Morgs on the daily… especially under the worm moon and especially in the ...

Ignore the Morgellons

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dance with us.

Havana Syndrome at Home

27 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal delves into a new story about Havana Syndrome, a distant cousin of morgellons and gangstalking? “DARN TOOTIN ITS PUTIN.” -CC

Sulfuri Aliens and Hemorrhagic Fevers

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal delves into all kinds of fake news and wrangles out uncertainty and humor. Isn’t she talented?

Morgellons In the News

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yahoo! Crystal brings you another classic episode of More Morgellons and re-releases her famous theme song, Crystal Clear is Dead.

Going Viral

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal tries to sell something she believes should be free, speech. She phishes listeners for data, surfing the sea of morgellons that rises on the w...

Cryptic Lineages

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal publishes a timely episode about freedom of speech just when Spotify pulls the plug on free speech. Also, COVID is probably a bioweapon. Check...

Cutaneous Sarcoidosis

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has stealth omicron, morgellons and a disease that causes her to do really bad Australian accents.

Self Replicating Xenobots

26 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal teaches listeners a lesson in AI, Robotics and Bioweapons, and she’s an expert since she has all of these burrowing in her gums on the daily...

DNA designed disease

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal talks about the massive ongoing and long standing effort to harvest people’s DNA in China and around the world that lead to the worst cornuc...

Sounds Like Morgellons

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal DJs a fake radio station that plays only music by “the” band The Worms says Rolling Stoners magazine weekly. Tomfo old what’s his name a...

Conspiracies Memoirs and Comments

09 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal visits the comment cave, cries, and connects with listeners and brags about how funny she is. So, basically, the status quo except this is the...

How dangerous are Antipsychotics

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes nuts talking about how insanely ineffective and damaging antipsychotic drugs are. The good news is, commercials are back!

Glittery Hexagon Morgellons

02 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal kicks off the new year by talking about the same insane science fiction nonfiction story that is her life with morgellons disease. Also, tiny ...

Ivermectin for Omicron

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal throws this shit out there again. This time with a personal Morgie Covid survivor story. “I’m kind of a She-ro.” -CC

Diagnosis or Delusion

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal manages to get herself sued by both Joni Mitchell and The Atlantic in this exquisite episode of More Morgellons.

Folie a deux

11 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal back pedals to an earlier time and guest Morgie talks about empathy and lame cows.

MGI AKA BGI group In South Africa

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal does what no white lady should ever do, rap. And admit she has Morgellons and Medusa hair.

Omicron Morgellon

27 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal read the news and has the new variant blues.

Pilgrims and Indians

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal wishes you a happy holiday and sings a depressing song.

Phenytoin for BDD Morgellons

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal delves into some brand new research about bovine digital dermatitis and Holy cow! There are too many cattle jokes in this episode. “But it’...

Back Talk

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal looks backwards, which is the same as gaining hindsight and can cause a stigmatism and, in fact, has. She implores listeners to tell her their...

Nurse with Morgellons

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal indulges in some self indulgence, and what else is new but these old stories from nursing school before She became a vampiremorg.

Lessons: Senior Year Stories from Nursing School

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal harkens back to her pre-career nursing career and realizes she has learned what she already knew and nothing more.

Morgellons Biofilm

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

All the cool kids show up. And no one drinks the kook aid.

A course in Morgellons of course

22 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and listeners engage in a discourse about dis course on Morgellons that just came out.

Morgellons most wanted

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and special guest interrogate a Morgellon and plan its execution. With glee.

Morgellons Epsom Salts and Borax

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a guy who claims he knows what Morgellons are and how to get rid of them. Crystal calls Bullshit. But also has no idea what she’s talking ...

Married to the Morgellons, Everything I have is Yours

10 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal tells a story about a lady who wrote about her husband’s Morgellons problems.

Infectious pseudochromhidrosis

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal Clear is not sweating the small stuff. It’s grey stuff she sweats.

Actinomycosis Spirochete Biofilm is Morgellons

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal visits the comment cave and hears from a couple of old friends. Good times are had and a new theory of Morgellons is offered with great fanfar...

Quack “Honorary Doctor” Omar Amin’s New Book

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Spoiler alert, the book is shit. Crystal puts her left foot in, her left foot out, then she shook it all about. “Because this is Hokey Pokey ho...

China Seeds

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is convinced that the mystery China seeds of 2020 were brushed off as a brushing scam but claims that a new investigation has deepened the mys...

China Syndrome

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal dives into season five with some conspiracy theory she insists isn’t a conspiracy theory.

Planet China

11 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal back, and she brought her friends. She also is living life to its fullest with Morgellons, squeezing the most fun And freedom she can from the...

100 years of solitude

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Okay so maybe it was a year and a day, and we were all alone in this together… but it was lonely until we arrived here.

Anniversary Episode Protest Eve

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We shall! CDC gathering 8.23.21 900 am

Angular Cheilitis

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has morgie mouth, a close cousin to angular cheilitis but more hallucinatory and nightmarish. Enjoy!

The Morgellons Munchies of Reddit

13 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal visits the internet and vows to never not show her face there again. Followed as always by who know what will happen??

Strongyloides Almost Got Angeline

24 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares a story about the strongest worms in the world against the strongest women in the world and triumphs.

More to Say

21 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal claims to be alive and well ….except for Morgellons.

Ask the Internet Hour

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Morgellons hasn’t been discussed enough… her fans write. Please. Fans chant with burning torches and performs outside crystal castle and shout, WE...

The First Casualty of Morgellons

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal tells an old story about a new disease and reminds listeners that there are still too many to sue to commit suicide.

Morgellons Milieu

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal reaches out to the world, and a guest joins Crystal in the comment cave .

The FBI: F is for Fiber

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and some lady named Jan Smith have fibers with letters and want to know what the fiber bureau of investigations is doing about it.

Strength In Numbers

11 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has a celebrity guest on the show before spelunking down to the comment cave. And boy did she spelunk.

String Theory of The String Disease Morgellons

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal ties all the Morgellons theories up in a pretty bow on today’s episode. “I’m dying y’all.” -CC

Paraneoplastic Rash: Morgellons

03 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has something called tripe palms now on top of her Morgellons, morphing into cancer.

No Bully Victim

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal checks in, and Morgellons checks out.

COVID-19 Designer Chinaware

30 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The truth about the origins of Rona will be revealed by Crystal Clear on today’s long awaited and yet forgotten episode. “Leak or LAUNCH y’all !...

Morgellons Activism

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has a sermon this Sunday about activism and advocacy efforts for Morgellons Disease in the 2020’s. “There’s a new sherif of town ya’ll...

Cutaneous Lymphoma Clusters

22 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes deep into this clusterfuck we all know and love to hate: Morgellons. “Also, I’m dying. The good news is: I’m not the only one.” -...

AI diagnostics for Morgellons

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal Falls in love with a chatbot then realizes she needs an intellectual peer. “Do I have lymphoma y’all?”-CC

More New Morgellons Research

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has more news about the latest developments in Morgellons. She and Bestie Tomberson Cumberbund are The Worms. Enjoy.

New Morgellons Research

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

New research with the same conclusion from the Charles E. Foundation. Crystal says she’s running a “fundation spectacular” this episode?

Phantom Midges and Morgellons

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and part-time co-host Tomberson Cummberbun explore the possibility that glass worms are real. They are, strangely. But they aren’t Morgellon...

Morgellons in Movies

01 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal visits the comment cave and shares with listeners the always fascinating thoughts questions and revelations from a listener out of Austin.

More Mouth Worms: A Case Study from GA

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and house band The Worms continue their tirade ms with mouth worms and ears worms for your contemplation and listening pleasure.

Gongylonema Pulchrum: Gongylgellons

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal pulls some worms out of her teeth to talk to you about true grit. Stay tuned for part two of your worst mouth worm nightmare. It’s Mooooonda...

Tuesdays with Morgies

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal Clear brings you in depth and up close to the surface with house band The Worms.

Bovine Digital Dermatitis: Moogellons

18 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal visits the comment cave and begins experimental treatment on her dairy farm.

Morgellons in Masks

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal attends a boxing match, and she explores the art of worm grunting and dispels the myth of the Morgellons mask.

Low Dose Antigen Therapy

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes off on pseudo science and does it Broadway style!

Time Traveling with Morgellons

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Do not try this at home! Crystal Clear does not promote or condone the use of found time machines, nor do her subsidiaries and associates.

Fantastic Plastic

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal puts out some neo soul, heavy metal, and a new listener still for some reason stops by to visit the comment cave.

Nothing Works and Nothing New

03 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mental Health care is a joke in this country, unless of course you count Keno, cigarettes and More Morgellons. It will make you feel good.

The Metamorphosis II

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is inhabited by the ghost of Franz Kafka and a host of other vermin.

The Metamorphosis

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How about a little Kafka in season four?

Call Me Crazy

28 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

But don’t call Crystal lazy, unfunny or disingenuous about her Morgellons Disease. It’s hard to say goodbye, so at the end of season three just sa...

Plastic Polluted Population

25 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal ponders whether the plastics that come out of her skin are related to the increasing exposure to plastics in the environment. She’s got the ...

Cocaine Critters and Meth Mites?

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal experiments with Morgellons, but she didn’t inhale and doesn’t think drug use causes Morgellons.

No Morgellons News

21 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal has no news, and that’s not great news. But she is making news with More Morgellons and its listeners. Thanks listeners!

Grey Goo

18 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal entertains a thought experiment about the potential link between Morgellons, clanking replicators and the pending nanotechnology ecophagy apoc...

Deer Fly Morgellons

13 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tomfatomf and Crystal Clear orchestrate and dedicate this little weekend bonus episode to the deer flies that gave them the Morgellons.

Morgellons Survivors

13 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal breaths a sigh of relief after the best customer support person on earth restores her podcast account she thought she lost forever and buried....

Bald Bold and Morgellon Free?

11 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and guests baldly go where no one wants to go, bald. “Wig out with your wig on Morgies!” - CC

Heavy Metal Medicine for Morgellons

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Call her Crystal Corpse. She alludes to a new heavy metal act called Rat Lung Worm, but all we get is a badly translated research paper from Mexico an...

Morgellons Hairs

07 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

They’re called Hairasites people! Also, Crystal has decomposing rats in her attic. This is classic More Morgellons with CC and specialist guest.

Morgellon Manifesto

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal breaks it down, keeps it real, drops the mic and smokes a misty light. “I invented classy trash.” -CC

Accutane for Morgellons

01 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and callers hop in their cars and catch the Black Death while cruising around Craxytown.

Morgellons: A Novel Lupus Variant

26 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is a new Lupus variant also known as Morgellons on the rise? “Will I get bitten by a wolf and turn into a wolf?!” -CC

All that Glitters is Not Gold

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Duh. That’s glittergellons. Guest appearance by the Morgellano Crime Family Boss.