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CA TX NY and TN: Morgellon Map Making

21 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Morgies, when it comes to Morgellons, we need more maps. Crystal Clear just wants to put Morgellons on the map period, but it wouldn’t hurt to have ...

Fiberglass Morgellons

21 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

And the critics wrote: “What is this, some kind of joke? It is hilarious obviously... and that’s my only critique.”-the critics

Morgellons Research Foundation

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares a few stories from the MRF. The Worms play their greatest hit

And Now for Something a Little Different

17 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal drops in and then drops the mic. She wore snowglasses because there was no sun only snow in Atlanta today.

Morgellon Millennium

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How long are you gonna sit there with your thumb up your ass hoping? Crystal hopes you enjoy the “most depressing episode ever” of more Morgellons...

C U at the CDC

15 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal puts on a brave face for Valentine’s Day. . . And invites everyone to the CDC on August 23 2021. Be there or be attacked by your hair Morgie...

Coronavirus: Made in China

13 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Corona came from China? What about these Morgellons? Why does Crystal have tags coming out of her hands?

Morgellons Chat Cave

13 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal chats back to listeners.

Cabbage Town Morgellons

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal takes a stroll down memory lane, telling a story of a morgie named Dickie Dog and being told at long last the story of Abbie.

Novichok Thong

10 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

And here’s for those who wanted it more bizarre. Stick around.

The Garasene Demoniac

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal tells a Bible story about a guy with Morgellons who Dr. Jesus cured. “This is the Holy Ghost hour.” -CC

Chagas and Cricket Born Morgellons

08 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and friends explore various theories about the emergence of Morgellons disease.

Morgellon Moths

06 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Like moths to a flame, listeners gather round Crystal Clear as she delivers her Saturday Sermon.

Journey to the West

06 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal went there. Oh yes she did.

BGI Group

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There’s a company in China that has the blueprints to all of this creation, and Crystal is going to tell you about it whether you cared to know or n...

Navalny from Russia with Love

04 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and Special guest marvel at the man who stood up to Vladimir who’s Putin his pants now Putin Smearer of Underpants. “This is heroism.” -...

White Nose Syndrome

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal gets in the bat cave with Dracula to discuss the bat plague Kung flu Morgellons virus she got in 2020... or 2015 or in the womb.. “I got it ...

Bat Plague: the other corona

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal yucks it up with new friends in the comment cave, which is surprisingly and alarmingly bat free.

The Yan Report

31 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal kicks off a two-week holiday on Planet China to investigate the other pandemic and smells something fishy in Wuhan. “Knock knock. Who’s th...

An Endemic Pandemic

30 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores the infinite possibilities of the Morgellons pandemic.

Bird Mite Morgellons

29 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bringing you the best floating feather worms of TN and TX, Crystal Clear and the The King take a tour of the comment cave.

Hashtag me too long haulers: you too?

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s ladies’ night y’all! And it’s time to recognize some kin, contested illness cousins. Do you hear me sister?

COVID TESTS AND MORGELLONS

23 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shows her OG side and explores the idea that PCR testing for Morgellons induces Morgellons l.

Morgellons Science: the psychic friends network

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal does some Morgellons science with the scientists who study scientist and talks about the largest study of the worm genome ever done in 2018. “...

Doctored

20 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

None of this adds up. Crystal will get to the square root of this. An old Taoist allegory is told. Terrible accents ensue.

Elon Musk dunked by Gates

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to meet some of Crystal’s kin in the comment cave on this high holy holiday.

Ivermectin Kills Covid Worms

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal wants to know why Ivermectin kills Covid in 48 hours. “Even Jesus took 72 hours y’all.” -CC

Strongyloides Stercoralis and Friends

17 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores the likelihood that living in an endemic region and working in mental institutions makes strongyloides a likely suspect in the myster...

Pandemic Proportions

17 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal claims “the maps overlap” when it comes to the epidemiological distribution of strongyloides, HTLV, and Morgellons.

Human Lymphotropic Virus

15 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal confidently explains something she only remotely understands, and then they rolled their eyes. “What?”-CC

Worms plus HLTV equals Morgellons

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal does algebra, and begins to reveal her vision. Is she on something? “I’m on a tight schedule to win this Nobel!” -CC

The Truth About Morgellons

11 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Season three begins with a vision and a prophecy. Crystal enters into an unexpected new phase of her Morgellons. “Now it’s time to bring Elon Musk...

Nobel Prize 2021

10 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Who will win the Nobel Prize this year? Will it be the venture capital scientists who created the coronavirus vaccine or Crystal Clear for discovering...

A Morgie Story

08 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is back with callers and comments and more cavewoman DNA than 90% of the world.

Morgellons Market Research

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is outraged to share with you news out of the “biospace “ about the Morgellons Market thru 2025. “I can make you a small fortune as long...

The Charles E Holman Foundation

04 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Join Crystal as she marches through a parade of probable horribles. “Not all Morgies are also Lymies.” -CC

Parasitic Fungal Infection AKA Morgellons?

02 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ring in the New Year with Crystal Clear and special guest to explore the theory of Morgellons pathology de juer, parasitic fungi.

DIY Medicine

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What not to do when you do it yourself, a true life story of doing dumb, dangerous shit.

Morgellons: A Neurocutaneous Syndrome

28 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores yet another theory of Morgellons and discusses the small fortune she has invested into her dentist’s lake house.

Unexplained Dermopathy

27 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and guest morgie discuss the lesions associated with MD. “Come along for the data and stay for the disco.” -CC

Ten Alternative Facts

26 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and guest Morg Tomfatomtomf compete for the best Santa award and Crystal offers a critique of another nurse’s blog post.

Proxima Centauri Signals

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares yet more weird alien news in her last days before dying of CoVID. “Again!” -CC

Contested Illnesses

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal brings you a philosopher’s musings on contested illness, Harry Q Schone. “Sorry, but you’re welcome. “-CC

Targeted Individual Dr. Susan Kolb

20 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares some misadventures in healthcare, walking the line between skepticism and open-minded curiosity as usual. Check out the case of a docto...

Morgellons Dry with Twist of Lyme

20 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal spelunks once again to the comment cave to hear from a listener and hosts yet another unexpected guest.

Morgellons Among Us

18 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares an excerpt from the memoir of a Morgie and fakes her own death, again. “I’m trying to get the Cobain effect without all the dying.”...

Russian Troll

16 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal spelunkers and goes trolling in her comment cave.

TIC TAC UFO

13 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes where no Morgie has gone before . . . As usual. We can’t believe she went there and kinda wish she hadn’t.

Presenting: Space Force

13 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and special guest explore the cosmos and recent reports alleging aliens are in cahoots with the US and Isreal, because we need another reason ...

The Galactic Federation

10 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares shocking news about aliens from outerspace as well as an even weirder personal story about the day she first saw Morgellons. Music by T...

Bartonellosis

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores the theory that Morgellons is caused by some form of bacteria belonging to the genus Bartonella. She also does a poor impersonation o...

Microwave Attacks Monday

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal celebrates Monday by breaking news about microwave weapons attack on US and Canadian citizens with a song by The Worms.

The kindness of strangers

05 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal basks in the glow of positive feedback, and a listener shares their spiritual journey. “I’m a simple Morgie... all I ask is a little atten...

Mind Body Problems?

05 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and special guest invent a new field of study called Morgellonology. Like philosophers, they have no clue what the hell the answers are.

Morgellons Book by Dr. Ginger Savely

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal reviews books reviews and is still on her blues kick.

Speak For Yourself

29 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal, a Morgie and a Targeted Individual walk into a bar... and no one knew the comment cave even had a bar.

Busted: Dr. Hildegarde Staninger

29 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal busts a fake doctor and features music from house band The Worms.

Electromagnetic Weapons

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal investigates the possibility that voice to skull technology may be real as well as Russian sweater worms.

Gang Stalking Finale

20 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes a little bit country and then she goes off on A certain doctor who writes for psychology today.

Gang Stalking Part Two

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal dredges the depths of delusion, and we’re not just talking about the DSM five.

Targeted: Gang Stalking

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores again a distant step cousin of Morgellons.

Chaos Theory

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and guests discuss chaos theory and house band the worms perform their latest number one hit . Download My Soul. “so meta.” - CC

Micromegas: The End

15 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal finishes story time, concluding the story of Micromegas.

Micromegas

15 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal continues with the second of this three-part episode of story time.

Story Time: Micromegas

13 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal tells a story.

Celebrity episode: Joni Mitchell

12 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares a childhood story and gives a rare celebrity news update about Joni Mitchell

Body Politics

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal launches her rap career to thunderous tomato showers. Let’s talk politics of the body and disease.

MKNaomi 2.0

08 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores the CIA’s secretive operations and experiments with mind control in the middle of last century.

MK Ultra 2.0

06 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes deep into the deep state circa midcentury mind control.

The History of Lyme Disease

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal finds inspiration learning from the path walked by Lymies, and the fire department gets called.

Election Day Special

04 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

God bless America!

OMG It’s the GMOs

02 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal reviews 2013 research about the role of Agrobacterium in Morgellons and other human diseases.

I Caught the Entomology Bug from Morgellons

30 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal wants you to stay curious and grateful for all the bugs on the planet. And this is how we know she really has lost it.

Gang Stalking

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What do the Morgies have to do with Gang Stalking? Well, Crystal can tell you in the first episode of the new season. “Season two is where I prove I...

Mondays with Morgellons

26 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal’s back and she wants to talk about humility and make blueprints and databases.

Morgellons Products

23 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal is finally getting to live her dream of being a home shopping network sales star. “Nothing works.” - CC

More Positive Self Talk

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal Clear calls on the Holy Ghost for help and brings you more positive inspiration to live your best life. Morgellons be damned!

Morgellons Fiber Analysis

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A conversation about the mysterious fibers of Morgellons, macrogellons and microgellons. Crystal and guests think out loud, then sometimes not so loud...

Class Action Lawsuit for Morgellons

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lights. Microphone. Action. Crystal wants class action against public and private insurers. Has anyone pursued this suit?! Find out on this special fi...

Tell It To the Judge

18 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We promised there would be litigation fun for everyone, and Crystal delivers her treatise on judiciary activism. Can y’all handle the truth?

Propaganda plus Money equals Influence times Change

17 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal gets the scoop of the election for the second time in one week with special guest, VPJB. She’s on a roll... a money roll! Check out this Spe...

CDC Emerging Disease Investigation Protocols

15 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Did the CDC follow their own standard procedures for investigation of Morgellons? Crystal doesn’t know, but she will find out. Come along for the ri...

Morgellons Grab Bag

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal’s Exclusive with our Superspreader and Chief about Morgellons followed by a good old fashioned public shaming with a heartfelt thank you.

Biological Weapons

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes deep into the deep state and finds the single most competent group of government employees in US history. Or not.

Logical Fallacies

11 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the court of public opinion, Morgellons has not made its case. But why? Crystal Clear explores (and presides). Court is now in session!

The Art of War

10 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and guests explore the art of war against the Morgellons, also known as Wargellonfare. House Band The Worms perform and make origami.

Research Review The Real History (continued)

09 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal never shuts up, and today’s episode continues the review of Middleveen Et Al’s 2018 research study about the history of Morgellons. Happy ...

Research Review Real History of Morgellons

08 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal teaches a class of children how to do medical microbiology studies in the lab before picking up where she left off in Middleveen’s research ...

Research Concludes Morgellons: Yan’s Guess As Good As Mine

08 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The long-awaited since Monday final episode in this trilogy of Yan. “Yan, The Movie rights are for sale!” -CC And guest ghost Aretha Franklin roll...

Research Review Yan’s Disease (Part 2)

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal continues unpacking this interesting 2012 research about the Morgellons observed in Morgellon’s Disease. Tangents ensue, knees are slapped, ...

Research Review: Yan Disease (Part One)

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal explores a 2012 study out of Hong Kong about possible fungal etiology of Morgellons Disease, also eponymously named “Yan Disease” by this ...

Wikipedia FAIL

05 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal goes off on Wikipedia and claims to be the oldest living Millennial, “their Moses.” Podcast House Band l, The Worms, steps in for a Sunday...

Mind Over Matter

03 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal shares one of her favorite treatment tools for the Condition we find ourselves in, the human condition. “I have a cyborg condition.” - CC

Full Moon Morgellons

02 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

October is gonna be a great month for Morgies. Crystal and friends dive deep into this superficial episode and go scopin’ in a microminute (whatever...

The Real History of Morgellons (Part Two)

30 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This is the second episode reviewing 2018 research about the history of Morgellons written by Middleveen Et. Al. Crystal plays piano from her soap box...

The Real History of Morgellons (Part One)

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal reviews 2018 research by Middleveen, Fesler and Stricker outlining the real history of Morgellons Disease in Part One of this multi-episode re...

The twilight zone

27 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where are all the barely legal vampire hunks? This lady is just talking about something called Morgellons. Boo! What a nut job.

Post Coronavirus Morgellons???

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Morgies and Long Haulers have more in common than just symptoms, and Crystal explores these similarities on today’s episode of More Morgellons.

String Theory

25 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Crystal and welcome guests search for the unifying theory of Morgellons, sort of.

Iridescence Vivo

23 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Are Morgellons making you OCD? Well, if you say so. “I’m trying to win a Nobel Ya’ll,” - Crystal

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