MBMBaM 822: Cheddars Never Win
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The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? One, two, three, four! A small acquaintance has blossomed, it's ripened into a precious friendship. I could have never seen what was coming for me. Hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach. My life, it feels like life. It's better, it's better with you.
Hello, everybody. Welcome to My Brother, My Brother, and Me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. What up, Trav Nation? It's me, your middle-aged brother, Travis Big Dog, Wolf of Vroom Vroom, the heater, award-winning McElroy. Hey, welcome to Dickhead. I'm Griffin, and I'm about to pour this whole thing of hot coffee right on my crotch and wiener. Here I go. Wait, what's dickhead? So you guys know how the jackass guys are done now? Yeah, that's what they say. They're doing their final movie because they're all... It's too dangerous for them to... Keep doing it. I will say, man, I know they're older than me. And my body is so brittle that sitting in a desk chair has given me back problems.
Well, they've got hardened bones from the preceding stunts and tricks. The Weapon X stuff, yeah. But I'm thinking now there's a power vacuum, and we fill it in. The three of us have been doing rowdy boy comedy for a while now. That's true, yeah. The only thing we've been missing is- Pushing the envelope? The only thing we've been missing is- pain and hurt and hurting and making funny stuff happen by jumping off of things or into things with our bodies putting a scorpion on our butts we've bumped up against it by playing video games incorrectly for us that kind of passes as like no uh struggle or like difficulty do you remember we went on that hike and my knee started to hurt does that count that trav yeah i mean i still wake up in cold sweats thinking about when your knees hurt that one time for
Is that comedy, though? Is that pain comedy?
Do people laugh?
Is that comedy? Some people liked it in the comments. It wasn't our biggest YouTube video, but people seemed to enjoy it. Yeah, but that seemed like kind of a schadenfreude kind of enjoyment, not like a ha, ha, ha, how funny. But that's the secret to dickhead. And it's honestly something I think we can iterate on, that the Jack A., as we used to call them in church, guys do, which is that you like them. For the most part, they're pretty likable dudes. And so when Steve-O puts a scorpion on Chris Pontius' butt and it climbs in his butthole and pokes him from the inside out, you're laughing, but you're also feeling kind of bad because it's like, these are nice guys. These are my friends. On Dickhead, we can be...
fucking unlikable jags, and then when the scorpion climbs in our butt, maybe even two scorpions, I've been talking with the team, and they think it's doable. People will be fucking stoked to see it. No CTI, though. I want the real... I want the real stuff. What you need is a funnel that can handle that kind of action, you know what I mean? Oh, sure, dude. Dude, my sphincter would destroy a scorpion if it did not have some sort of protective... uh passage passageway so what you're saying is what we will deliver with d head is the ability to laugh and feel no remorse at what happens to us because we're terrible people that's what other people will have we will feel remorse because of the terrible pain and there will be a bad transition period probably for the first three or four d head movies
Until our bones get strong like the Jack A guys. Yeah. I saw the Jack A guys, or one of the old, the wizard who's in charge of everything. The impresario of the Jackass.
Johnny Knoxville.
There he is. Jesus.
Johnny Knoxville.
The wizard Johnny Knoxville. The boss of the whole thing. That would be a great name for a dirtbag wizard for a D&D campaign. My name is Johnny Knoxville.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–6:04
2
How did the hosts invent the new show concept 'Dickhead' and what is its premise?
6:04–8:58
3
How do the brothers compare their stunt-comedy idea to Johnny Knoxville and Jackass insurance concerns?
8:58–24:58
4
What happened when a contractor played AI-generated contemporary Christian music at work?
24:58–33:07
5
How can you politely handle someone forcing you to listen to their song or AI-generated art?
33:07–58:07
6
What mystery techniques do the hosts suggest for identifying an unknown charcuterie cheese?
58:07–58:09