My Dad Wrote A Porno

S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am' REMASTERED

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it...

S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean' REMASTERED

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter...

S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist' REMASTERED

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as th...

S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm' REMASTERED

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the...

S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey' REMASTERED

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda ...

S1E8 - 'The Chalet' REMASTERED

12 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the myst...

S1E7 - 'The Tombola' REMASTERED

11 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a...

S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse' REMASTERED

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium si...

S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling' REMASTERED

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. This time, Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little...

S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client' REMASTERED

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. It's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on h...

S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting' REMASTERED

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wid...

S1E2 - 'The Leather Room' REMASTERED

06 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her...

S1E1 - 'The Job Interview' REMASTERED

05 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate 10 years since the show began, we're releasing remastered versions of season 1. In this very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda ...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, t...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, t...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, t...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, t...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as the gang look back at their favour...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four

22 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it to...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three

24 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this epis...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two

27 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this epis...

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One

30 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this epis...

Rocky Flintstone Revealed

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revel...

The Finale - Part 2

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

The Finale - Part 1

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read...

We have some news...

13 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flints...

My Dad Wrote A History Hit

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to ...

Best Of Book Six

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast....

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belin...

S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

01 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Hosted on Acast. See...

Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement...

S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

25 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

Footnotes: Dialect Coach

14 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

11 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Footnotes: Show and Tell

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school...

S6E7 - 'HS2'

04 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast....

Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we...

S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

27 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories ...

S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

20 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Footnotes: Samara Weaving

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all thing...

S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'

13 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"

09 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "...

S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'

06 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. Hosted on Acast. See a...

Footnotes: Feet

02 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Prompted by this week's chapter, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as looking back at the reaction to the first two...

S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'

30 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Hosted on Acast. See a...

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... H...

S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous her...

Best of Book Five

05 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of openin...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it. Hosted...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

07 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

25 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdin...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

16 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

09 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But w...

Footnotes: Finale Predictions

28 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nuts as Rocky Flintstone... Hosted on Acast. ...

S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

25 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

21 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, hav...

S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

14 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

11 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pot...

Footnotes: Dan Levy

07 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father...

S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'

04 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers

31 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked'...

S5E8 - 'M's The Word'

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too

24 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and gives us a glimpse into growing up...

S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? Hosted on Acast. See...

Footnotes: Learning German

17 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our f...

S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into tr...

Footnotes: Josh Groban

10 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion. Hosted on Acast. See ...

S5E5 - 'Smiffy'

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again

03 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda

26 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno...

S5E3 - 'The Safe House'

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4

19 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise. Hosted on Acast. See...

S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Hosted on...

Footnotes: In Memoriam

12 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Ste...

Best of Book Four

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See a...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3

17 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap... Hosted...

S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'

19 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson

15 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round ...

S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'

12 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Footnotes: Jon Ronson

08 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult ent...

S4E11 - 'The Meet'

05 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Ask Us Anything

01 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn... Hosted on Acast. S...

Footnotes: Hayley Atwell

25 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing ca...

S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'

22 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Gay 101

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'

15 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: James Haskell

11 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked' Hosted on Ac...

S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'

08 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans in the most obvious place, the photocopier room... Hosted on Acast. See ...

Footnotes: Sexual Health

04 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street, in London. Hosted on A...

S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'

01 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Footnotes: Jessie Ware

27 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator o...

S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'

24 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs

20 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.