MFM Minisode 421
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Hey.
Whoa, hi.
Ring. Will? Ring. Hello? You've reached the messaging of Will Arnett. Oh, damn it. Gosh, we missed him. Feel free to start an all-new SmartLess. Oh. Beep. Smart. You know, I've been thinking about going, not changing, it's not really changing my name, but I'm thinking about just going with just Will. like kind of like share the words just will just and will just will yeah but just will would be clearer like it's too close to it's too close to just jack um from that show i'm not familiar um i don't know what the show but so so nobody and nobody's got nobody picked will yet just the will like you know you know how like brazilian soccer players just go with like Pepe or whatever on the back of there. So I just want to do that.
Don't say, yeah, Sean, you don't know what the hell he said.
No, I don't.
But you know what took me forever to realize? You remember that?
Oh, hang on. Can I have a crack at this? Because the list is long. That the world might not be flat? No, that Will, I, Will period, I period, M period, you know, the rapper, singer, guy, whatever. Will.i.am? Yeah, Will.i.am.
Yeah, it's William, you stupid bastard.
I didn't realize that. You're kidding, you're kidding. I swear to God, till like a year ago, I looked at it, I was like, oh, it's William. When you say you didn't realize, how is that possible? Well, nothing's going to beat Beatles, right? No, that beats Beatles to me. That was a big shock to me. Lots of people on my side, guys. Lots of people on my side. I think William beats Beatles.
Will, I like that the hair is still growing. You got a real Carol Brady kick out on the back. I love it. What are we going to do with it? Have you settled on what the look's going to be for the big film?
No, I mean, I think you're kind of looking at it.
Am I looking at it? All right.
Are you going to put gel in it? Well, it's going to be all over the place and it's going to be, you know. This is going to be what it is, man. You know, I'm kind of freewheeling.
Freewheeling.
Did you guys know anything about me? You're talking to Will. Simply, just Will. Yeah, he's really easygoing and freewheeling. You know, Scotty and I said to Jay, we missed you last week, Will. I know, I know. How was it? It was fun. It was really small. There was some good laughs.
It was plenty of oxygen for everyone with you not there. Wow. I think our audience will agree. No, we did. Now, you were still in town or you had just left Sunday?
I left Sunday night, yeah.
And now you're in New York and you're there for the haul, for the long haul. You're not going to come back.
I'm going to come back in a couple weeks for a weekend. Yeah. Grab some toiletries? Grab a few misplaced items. Yeah. Some sundries. And then, yeah, no, no, go back and see the kids and then they're going to come out here. It's going to be great. See, you got the Whisper booth all set up, don't you?
Look at that. Yeah, I got it all set up. You're leaving soon. I'm leaving in three weeks, I think. Yeah, I got to start doing some homework, goddammit. I've really been putting it off. I'm like that, though. I just kick it all down the road, and then I cram.
What, you mean memorizing lines and stuff?
Yeah, well, just like rereading and rereading the scripts. I got to figure out my look. I'm playing this St. Louis weatherman. I think you got it.
I think you got it, too. Yeah.
No, hey, don't be hurtful. Your default. No, I've got a... Tell us what it's like outside today. Like, it's going to be a mustache and maybe parting the hair, and some glasses, but I don't want to get too anchorman with it, you know?
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Sure. Yeah, yeah, you don't want it to be a cartoon, a caricature. You know, the other thing, JB, if you do happen to... Guys, that's my ride. If you do happen to... By the way, our guest is in Times Square, again. I'll be selling pretzels live. JB, I will say this and we can get your guess, but if you do go the parted, I'm excited if you go parted because it'll mean you're finally put like a comb or a brush in your hair. It'll be really exciting for everybody. I might actually blow dry it too.
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