466 - Parrots Of The Future
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Hello, and welcome to My Favorite Murder. That's a Georgia Hartster. And that's a Karen Kilgariff. And this is how you make them. Have you seen, I don't know how we even talked about this yet, the fucking Husky who has an Italian accent. Oh my God, nothing has brought me more joy in my life than that guy.
The best, right? The best. I feel like if there's any animal that's about to break over into human speaking, huskies will be first. They're so close.
They're borderline. They're like, it's parrots, which I watch so many videos of them talking to. They literally are talking. And huskies. If you haven't seen it, just Google Italian husky.
Huskies are the parrots of the future. That's clear to all of us who care about TikTok. Yeah. Don't you believe in evolution, everyone? Sorry, breaking news. Do you know that I am off of TikTok? Why? What happened? Because I accidentally, the day that they said they were quote unquote banning it, I went and deleted the app because I was like, I don't want to stare at that anymore. I don't want to just look at it and not be able to access it. Did you cancel your account or you just can't sign back in? I deleted it off my phone. Oh, okay. Twelve hours later, I'm eating dinner with Bridger and he goes, I'm on the reinstated TikTok. And I was like, wait, what? And so then I go to put it back on my phone. Cannot. You can't? Can't.
Because they're like, fuck you and fuck you, fuck you. If you like ditch them. It's basically the general practice of fuck you if you're American at this point.
Well, yeah. I mean, that's great. Come to Instagram. We're a happy family here.
It's less chaotic. Here's the thing. It's just like I have to transfer high school's senior year last quarter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. So it's like, hey, guys, are we going to be friends? No, no, no, no, no.
No, but everyone wants someone new and exciting. We're all bored of each other over there. Okay. So I immediately have to post bikini pics because I don't know. Okay, can I tell you the last thing I posted? What? A slow motion reel of Vince taking a chicken pot pie that he made me on Friday night and upending it on a plate and handing it to me. Oh. With some dirty song playing in the background. Like that's all it is there. We're having fun. With a kind of let's get it on feel to it. Kind of like pop that, you know, everybody pop that. You know, that one like this, which I want to sing so bad. And as I was walking to the office, I was like wanting to sing that song. And I was like, that's actionable. Don't sing that to your co-worker. Even in the parking lot, it's questionable. Totally.
Definitely not pass the door. Look that song up, too, if you need a fucking jam to jog to. Can you give me the musician that performs it?
Oh, it's fucking it's two live crew. Yeah.
Nothing is better.
The song is called Pop That Pussy. That's the fucking name of it. So I'm not.
No, no, you didn't write it. You're just rapping it. I wish I had.
Yeah. Hey, speaking of rap, have you watched the Martha Stewart documentary? Not yet. I kind of was meh about it, and then I watched it. And then you were not. And then it was, like, very interesting.
Yes, that's what all I've heard is very interesting, amazing, like, almost like the story behind, talk about Instagram, it's kind of like, she's all about pictures and presentation.
The first influencer, they're saying, and it's so true.
She is. I remember being in high school and there used to be an American Express commercial where it was Martha Stewart lining a pool, the bottom of a pool with American Express cards like it was a craft project. And I was like, who's that? My mother was like, oh, yeah, she's some woman from the East Coast. Like eye roll, eye roll.
Yeah.
And it was like she was. But it was almost like how to be perfect, how to have a perfect life, how to be perfect.
That's what the whole thing is about. And it's also like a little disturbing because she's clearly like a little bit of an automaton. What is the word? Robot? Yeah. A little robotic. Sure. A little like... Sociopathy kind of like because you have to be in that business or to get where she is in this world. Yes.
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