Rewind with Karen & Georgia - Episode 25: Twenty Knives

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My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark 1h 14m 4 speakers 2 chapters transcribed
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Karen Kilgariff 0:21
Hello. And welcome. To Rewind with Karen and Georgia. And if you celebrate, Merry freaking Christmas.
Georgia Hardstark 0:29
Oh, hi, Merry Christmas. What'd you get? This is our new Wednesday episode where we recap our old episodes. We give you case updates. We talk about what we'd wish we'd talked about the first time around.
Karen Kilgariff 0:41
The whole shebang. And today we're recapping episode 25, which came out on Thursday, July 14th, 2016, which we named... 20 Knives. It's just a nice rhyme. So 25? Sure. 20 Knives? 20 Knives, yeah. That doesn't make any sense.
Georgia Hardstark 0:57
It's just a rhyme, like it's a mosh to Nipsey Russell.
Karen Kilgariff 1:00
20 Knives.
Georgia Hardstark 1:01
Okay.
Karen Kilgariff 1:02
I'm in.
Georgia Hardstark 1:03
Okay, look. Listen. Okay, let's listen to how we started that episode. Here we go. Did it start? Hi, Karen. Georgia, hi. How are you? Pretty good. And yourself? Thank you. Good.
Karen Kilgariff 1:24
Now, we've never met before. Is that correct? Not in person. This whole podcast has been over the phone, right? Yep.
Georgia Hardstark 1:32
But now you and I are legally married so you can enter the country. I'm so excited to not have to be Canadian anymore. It's such a disgusting place.
Karen Kilgariff 1:42
But we have to fake our green card marriage to the authorities too. That's right. So you're going to have to know a lot about me.
Georgia Hardstark 1:51
um who's my third grade teacher you like wouldn't you say who's my third grade teacher oh mrs bacon yes sorry go on uh no i let's do more green card testing i like it that's a really funny thing it's like if you you're not a true friend unless you memorize someone else's green card information so that you could pass a green card test would you green card marry someone
Karen Kilgariff 2:17
It depends on the situation.
Georgia Hardstark 2:19
Yeah. If you're like, cool. I feel like I did that already.
Karen Kilgariff 2:27
And you didn't even get anything out of it.
Georgia Hardstark 2:29
You got some nice china. I really think that china has gone untouched and can be negotiated for. Comes in a hutch, full set of gorgeous, totally untouched, yet probably slightly cursed wedding china. Yeah. I think this time around, I'm going to go for actually someone that I like and who likes me back.
Karen Kilgariff 2:50
Yeah.
Georgia Hardstark 2:50
I think it'll be better. I don't even think love needs to factor into it. I think I could go for just high school crush style enjoyment of another person.
Karen Kilgariff 2:59
Yeah. I feel like this is the mantra. Stoked to be around. You don't have to love them. You should be stoked to be around them. I mean, what's the difference? That's a good point.
Georgia Hardstark 3:12
Valid. I mean... That all works out in the end, right? You just kind of end up with somebody. Yeah. And try to remain stoked.
Karen Kilgariff 3:22
Yeah. And try to be your best self. stokable person for them. Make sure you increase your stokability. Yeah. So you're not like resisting it. Don't even increase it. Just like make sure your stokability is like on an even plane at all times. Like not at all times because today I fucking lost my shit and cried and was like probably not the stokiest person in the world. Yeah. Who would want that all the time? To be around? Yeah. Plus I look so cute when I cry.
Georgia Hardstark 3:51
You really looked great when you answered the door.
Karen Kilgariff 3:52
All mad. My eyes get bright green.
Georgia Hardstark 3:55
Yeah, so do mine. Yeah? I look like that one alien lady from Star Trek when I cry. Oh. Where it's like, it legitimately scares people because my eyes turn red in one instant. Yeah. And it's, I kind of look like Firestarter a little bit. Yeah. Also, you light fires because you just get so angry. Can I tell you who I'm stoked on right now? Please. This is going to go into, I'm not sure if this is Celebrity Center or our new segment called Recommendations. Wait, do we call that anything before? When we talked about TV shows, we like... No, let's just call it Check This Shit. Check This Shit. The new HBO series, The Night Of, is so good. So good. And I am so intensely in love with Riz Ahmed, who's the lead guy. How is he so cute?
Georgia Hardstark 4:50
It's because his eyes are unnaturally large. And he uses them against you. Yes. Like... He is a trickster. He looks so innocent in this and sweet. What was he in before this? Sad. He was in Nightcrawler. He was the assistant in Nightcrawler. And he's been in a bunch of stuff. He was in the Centurion movie with Michael Fassbender.

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