Chapter 1: What inspired Joanne to ask Chat GPT for drag name suggestions?
This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the longest bonus we've ever recorded. I hope you enjoy it. This is Joanne. This is Jo and Vogue. We are My Therapist Ghosted Me. I did Clare Byrne live the other day and she was saying that you were coming in to talk to her Oh, you look like you don't know you're talking to Clare Burnley. I do. I do. Yeah.
Is this about the Paddy's Day thing? Yeah. Hang on a sec. I don't know. She hadn't a fucking clue. No, I did. I've got a few things on. I've got a few bits and bobs. Yeah. It will be. I love Clare Burnley. But I was like, Vogue is so gas. I suppose we're both like booked and busy and working and whatever. But like, I was like, I do not know. I was like, why is she coming in?
She goes, I'm not sure actually. I was like, she could literally be announcing a fucking Netflix. Like you just wouldn't know what she's up to. I'd put on a three arena myself.
Chapter 2: How did Vogue's mother react to her school report?
Anyway. I'm not doing it now. I pushed live at the Apollo. I'm not actually doing it for a while because I'm doing Taskmaster first. So I want to just get the Taskmaster filming out of the way. Out of the way. Now you're dead right and you need the Christmas market. I'll be in the comedy clubs this weekend though. What's that one that you go to Joanne? Top Secret. I'll be at Top Secret on Friday.
Only 20 minute sets. You'll be like me. What's the other one that you go to? Always Be in Cannington. Oh yeah, that's what I meant. I already knew that because I'm going to be there. Your love Always Be in Top Secret. So because I don't get listed in Top Secret anymore because obviously I'm trying to sell a tour.
So you're like, you know, you don't list yourself in the clubs, but they do a silhouette of you and they make it very clear that it's you. They're like, as seen on Taskmaster from Dublin, host of my therapist cast. Mark makes it like clear. But I was like, I cannot wait to see your silhouette in Top Secret. I'm like, wow. There she is, stepping on more toes. A tight 25.
A tight 25 to end Top Secret. That's all I have for you right now. Currently just working up the old tour. Yeah, you're working up the tour.
Chapter 3: What are the challenges of balancing comedy gigs and personal life?
You're doing a whip. You're doing a work in progress. I can't wait to see it. I'd pass away. I'd rather take to the grave than take to the stage in Top Secret.
well I don't know why oh yes that top secret I don't know why you're saying that because we're chatting about doing another tour so I mean I do another tour with you because as I've said before I could die in my hole and it wouldn't matter I could just walk off and just leave you to it you trust me and I trust you and that's very important on the stage you have to trust you're on stage with not like that time when Spenny just stood in front of me
Remember? It was so bad. So he literally just basically, I was just background noise to him. Yeah. He was like, in the words of our great philosopher, Marty McCutcheon, he was like, this is my moment. It's my perfect moment with you. And I was like, where's Vogue? I haven't seen her in ages. And any time I did try and peer out, he just moved. It was like he sensed I was trying to come out.
I was like, there's an Afghan hound trying to creep out the back there and he's not letting it happen. He's not letting it happen. Oh, the poor little shite. And he came off stage and he's like, that was brilliant. And I was like, you're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah. He got caught up in the moment. Happens to the best of us. Hang on. Sorry. One second. Bagel is at door.
Chapter 4: What are some creative drag names suggested by Chat GPT?
Bagel is at door. It's a fun stripper's name. It's a bagel. Oh, it's a bagel. It's called Bee Bagel, actually, and I'm going to have to get myself the coronation chicken. Folk, thank you. Thank you for the information. I'll have to tell my driver in case he leaves. Hi, just coming now. Two secs. 20 minutes or so. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I'm glad we're not on Patreon.
Imagine charging people for this absolute horseshit. Let's just talk about our lunch or this. My ears perk up when you're filming something and I hear what someone's had for breakfast. I'm like, great. I love hearing that. Focus, focus, focus.
I don't want you to ask me how I got to this point, but I was chatting to my chat GPT the other night and I put in, I was, look, I have a lot of time on my own, drag names for me. And then I asked it for drag names for you. Oh, fantastic. Fantastic. This is great use of time. I've got a great one for you. Okay. Vogue villains. Vogue villains. I think I could be sexier.
Chapter 5: How do personal experiences shape opinions on relationships?
I'm sorry if that's what you think of me. Oh, well, that's what Chachi BT says. This is what I mean about Chachi BT. It's like when people... It doesn't like you, I can tell you. It was very mean about you. Did you Chachi BT me and ask about me? Yeah, I said drag names for me. My drag names for me was Joanna Ride or something. Oh, that's a good one. See, I like that.
Well, I came up with one myself, which was Joanna Restraining Order. Yeah, but I had Vogue Villains for you. I thought it was kind of sexy, you know. That's it, Vogue Villains. But there was other ones, but that was the one that stuck out to me. No? You're not thrilled? I think I'll make up my own one. I'll come back. I'll come back on the main. Fine, fine, fine. Give me a moment.
I'll tell Chachaputi you've refused the offer. Jo, I'll try you next. I'll try you for next week. Tell Chachaputi it's doing a bad job. I think you're wearing Sean John. You know you're not allowed to wear that anymore. Sorry? It's not Sean John.
Chapter 6: What feelings arise from discovering a partner reading personal journals?
No, it's House of Sonny. Who's Sean, Sean? John's just in the hotel room playing Gary Glitter on the piano wearing Sean, Sean. Head to toe on P. Diddy. Yeah, it's P. Diddy's brand. He's an out-out. I bought this jacket off my uncle Jimmy Savile. I don't know, he's passed on it. It was a probate sale. We know, you just took a box of his stuff. You're like, I'll give you 200 quid.
That's where all the shades are coming from. I'll say it again. Say what you want about Jimmy. Great style. Did anybody, speaking of Jimmy Savile, did anyone do their homework and watch Manosphere Louis Theroux? No, but you did say it was for the main, not the bonus. So I haven't watched it yet, but I'm very intrigued by the size of the man's arm in the promo shot. I'm expecting hot, sexy scenes.
Louis kind of trapped his head. I love Louis. I love him. Yeah, I like Louis. I like him a lot. I just think he's so... He just... He riles them up but not even meaning to because they're just like... I'm just going to say one thing about it. We'll talk about it properly in the main because you will. Yeah, I will. I will, of course.
I just felt like such of, I looked at them and I was like, I would be ashamed to be your mother.
Chapter 7: How does the discussion of diary privacy relate to personal relationships?
And I don't think that very often about people. And it is just like, I would feel like, what the fuck have I done? Sorry, I shouldn't say I would be ashamed to be their mother because it's not their mother's fault that they have turned out the way they have. I actually felt sorry for them because I just saw them as so pathetic. Is that too far? No, it's not. More on Friday. More on Friday.
Now, look, you know they're out to play Devil's Advocate and... Your Man in America. No, wait, Lucy, Your Man in America. Oh, no. Good God. But I'm saying, having not even watched it, and obviously as someone with a degree in sociology, did I mention that? No, you've actually never mentioned that. I'm not joking. You said arts. I don't know. Sociology. Study of society. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.
Yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is the manosphere is a direct response to the Me Too movement. And it's like, remember, we're always talking about this pendulum and it goes really far right, then it goes really far left. And it's a response to that. I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm saying this hasn't come from nowhere. But it's also... And I look forward to watching.
I think I think it's also like Louis looks into all their backgrounds and how they're brought up and stuff like that. And there's always like common denominators between all of them.
Chapter 8: What advice is given about navigating relationship challenges?
So it's just anyway, let's talk about it on the main. I always think there's I when I look at people, I'm like, what brought them to that point? That's what I that's what I find really interesting. It's not the point I find interesting. It's like what brought them there? Anyway, look, I'll do my homework. We'll discuss it on the mag.
When you think about yourself, though, and some things that you've done and stuff, it's like, how did I think that was okay? Stop. I know. What? Yeah, I know. I could not agree more. It's wild. I think I become a different person every four days. Yeah, me too. I hate when people ask you as well. It's like, so any regrets? And I'm like, there's no point in starting this. There's quite the list.
And I just think it's better to say to yourself, you know what? It's fine. You don't need to regret it. Just forget about it. I am very clear, especially when you're doing like a significant amount of interviews, you can lose track of what you've said before, what you've said previously.
And like I say, because I do change my opinion on things quite a lot, I'm quite suggestible and I'll read an article and I'll think that and then I'll read another article and think that. And I'm always very honest in interviews. I say, look, I'm probably a raving hypocrite. Like, don't hold me to anything. Oh, gosh. Come on. Everybody says things are hypocritical. Yeah, but you have to flag it.
Because then people are like, oh, hold on. You said this thing last week. You're like, well, yeah, I was a different person last week. Yeah, that was Joanne from four days ago. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I don't know, what the fuck was she talking about? Yeah, I was an incel then and now I've changed because I got the right and now I'm very feminist again.
Just, I would say, like look, I'm not going to recommend, I'm not going to tell you how to mother but I would say please don't ever buy Theodore Otto gaming chairs. I was in a gaming chair yesterday. I was filming a thing. And they had three gaming chairs. And I'm like, these... It wasn't even comfortable. I felt like I was on a... What's it called? Where they strap you on... Roller coaster.
A stretcher. Lobotomy. A stretcher. Oh, yeah. A stretcher. And I was like, these aren't even comfortable. They set you back quite a few, Bob. No, my kids will never get a gaming chair. He started getting into what's it called? Roblox. And then everyone was saying that people were grooming kids on it. So I stopped him using that. And now what he does is, which I find even worse.
He sits and like if this is if he's really lucky. So like on a Friday night, I'll let him watch that Caffeinera. He goes on and on to YouTube and he watches this like 40 year old man playing Roblox, talking about it. It's like you're just sitting watching somebody else do it and he loves it. Oh God, this is giving in cell. It's giving in cell, Vogue. I'm concerned. I'm very concerned.
I had their parent-teacher meeting yesterday and it was top marks and I skipped in there. Skipped in there because I knew it would be top marks because my mom used to go and then she came home crying one year and I knew it hadn't gone well.
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