MTGM EXTRA! "He's been reading my journals."
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What inspired Joanne to ask Chat GPT for drag name suggestions?
This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to the longest bonus we've ever recorded. I hope you enjoy it. This is Joanne. This is Jo and Vogue. We are My Therapist Ghosted Me. I did Clare Byrne live the other day and she was saying that you were coming in to talk to her Oh, you look like you don't know you're talking to Clare Burnley. I do. I do. Yeah. Is this about the Paddy's Day thing? Yeah. Hang on a sec. I don't know. She hadn't a fucking clue. No, I did. I've got a few things on. I've got a few bits and bobs. Yeah. It will be. I love Clare Burnley. But I was like, Vogue is so gas. I suppose we're both like booked and busy and working and whatever. But like, I was like, I do not know. I was like, why is she coming in?
She goes, I'm not sure actually. I was like, she could literally be announcing a fucking Netflix. Like you just wouldn't know what she's up to. I'd put on a three arena myself.
How did Vogue's mother react to her school report?
Anyway. I'm not doing it now. I pushed live at the Apollo. I'm not actually doing it for a while because I'm doing Taskmaster first. So I want to just get the Taskmaster filming out of the way. Out of the way. Now you're dead right and you need the Christmas market. I'll be in the comedy clubs this weekend though. What's that one that you go to Joanne? Top Secret. I'll be at Top Secret on Friday. Only 20 minute sets. You'll be like me. What's the other one that you go to? Always Be in Cannington. Oh yeah, that's what I meant. I already knew that because I'm going to be there. Your love Always Be in Top Secret. So because I don't get listed in Top Secret anymore because obviously I'm trying to sell a tour. So you're like, you know, you don't list yourself in the clubs, but they do a silhouette of you and they make it very clear that it's you.
They're like, as seen on Taskmaster from Dublin, host of my therapist cast. Mark makes it like clear. But I was like, I cannot wait to see your silhouette in Top Secret. I'm like, wow. There she is, stepping on more toes. A tight 25. A tight 25 to end Top Secret. That's all I have for you right now. Currently just working up the old tour. Yeah, you're working up the tour.
What are the challenges of balancing comedy gigs and personal life?
You're doing a whip. You're doing a work in progress. I can't wait to see it. I'd pass away. I'd rather take to the grave than take to the stage in Top Secret. well I don't know why oh yes that top secret I don't know why you're saying that because we're chatting about doing another tour so I mean I do another tour with you because as I've said before I could die in my hole and it wouldn't matter I could just walk off and just leave you to it you trust me and I trust you and that's very important on the stage you have to trust you're on stage with not like that time when Spenny just stood in front of me Remember? It was so bad. So he literally just basically, I was just background noise to him. Yeah.
He was like, in the words of our great philosopher, Marty McCutcheon, he was like, this is my moment. It's my perfect moment with you. And I was like, where's Vogue? I haven't seen her in ages. And any time I did try and peer out, he just moved. It was like he sensed I was trying to come out. I was like, there's an Afghan hound trying to creep out the back there and he's not letting it happen. He's not letting it happen. Oh, the poor little shite. And he came off stage and he's like, that was brilliant. And I was like, you're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Yeah. He got caught up in the moment. Happens to the best of us. Hang on. Sorry. One second. Bagel is at door.
What are some creative drag names suggested by Chat GPT?
Bagel is at door. It's a fun stripper's name. It's a bagel. Oh, it's a bagel. It's called Bee Bagel, actually, and I'm going to have to get myself the coronation chicken. Folk, thank you. Thank you for the information. I'll have to tell my driver in case he leaves. Hi, just coming now. Two secs. 20 minutes or so. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I'm glad we're not on Patreon. Imagine charging people for this absolute horseshit. Let's just talk about our lunch or this. My ears perk up when you're filming something and I hear what someone's had for breakfast. I'm like, great.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What inspired Joanne to ask Chat GPT for drag name suggestions?
0:02–1:14
2
How did Vogue's mother react to her school report?
1:14–2:27
3
What are the challenges of balancing comedy gigs and personal life?
2:27–3:51
4
What are some creative drag names suggested by Chat GPT?
3:51–5:02
5
How do personal experiences shape opinions on relationships?
5:02–5:57
6
What feelings arise from discovering a partner reading personal journals?
5:57–7:15
7
How does the discussion of diary privacy relate to personal relationships?
7:15–8:33
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What advice is given about navigating relationship challenges?
8:33–29:10