Jamie and Sophie face the APOCALYPSE
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What underrated things do Jamie and Sophie think deserve more appreciation?
Can I just ask you before we start? Mm-hmm.
Whoa.
What do you think the most underrated things in the world are?
A sneeze is like an orgasm every fucking time.
It's great. Isn't it fucking good?
Mm-hmm.
When it when it's a really big one, that's the best. W come on, give me some underrated things. What do you think they are?
Okay. Um Is cereal underrated?
Yeah, probably.
I think it absolutely is. And a banana is underrated too. A banana tastes fake. If you really, really close your little eyes and eat that banana, it doesn't taste real. It tastes artificial and it's so lovely. And all of us think it's as boring as an apple because you get given a banana from day dot.
Bananas are okay, fine, but hot baths, underrated.
Vile. Overrated if anything. Are you freaking kidding me? A hot bath feels like you're stewing in your own dirt and I feel anxious the minute I set foot in an if you put me in a hot bath, it's that's anxiety for me.
Are you serious?
Same feeling as watching Coronation Street. What? It's just like anxious. When you watch Coronation Street, you feel anxious. I feel lonely when I watch Coronation Street or Amadale. And baths I feel very lonely into.
When you get into a bath, you feel lonely. How? How is it
homesick?
Underrated for me, I'll give it to you. Very simple. Lion bars. Very underrated. And the other one is handjobs. Extremely underrated. Listen, I tell you what, let's begin the episode and get into it. Are you ready for this? I'm
ready.
Are you steady for this? I'm steady.
Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I'm Sophie Lang. And now we're newly parents.
Oh yeah we are, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to NewlyPared. Oosh oosh oosh. Oosh Oosh Oosh. She's back from New York. She's back from New York. I wanna hear about New York because you've been there and I get it.
Singham. How new concrete junk. Jungle where dreams are made up. There's nothing I can do. You in dude. These trees make you feel brand new. They try to inspire you.
So tell us how was New York? It was unbelievable. I held a snake in the middle of New Times Square and I just put it around. New Times Square. I put it in my neck and do you wanna know the story behind it?
It's not g it's it's not New Times Square.
Times New Square? Well Times Square. Times Square, where's the new in it? New York in fucking out. So jet lagged still. I was only there for two days. Um There was this man and he had like lots of parrots and monkeys and all sorts of things and he had a snake. And I was like, Oh my god, that's so funny. Like, are people paying to hold that snake? And then I saw him put this snake in a rucksack with no fucking holes. So I went over naturally and was like, I'm so sorry. Like I appreciate you've got all of these exotic animals, but Is the snake in your rucksack? And he was like, Yeah. And I said, Well, how can he breathe? And so we had a bit of a fight, a little bit of a riff.
Sophie, are
you
kidding
me? And then it ended up I said, Can you show me if the snake's okay?
You went up to this person in Times Square. In
Times New Square, yeah. In
Times New Square, who was holding a snake in a bag. He put
it, packed it away into a rucksack, and was gonna about to get on the underground with where's the snake breathing from? A rucksack. Also like just makes you think you never know what someone's carrying in their bag. Anyway, um so we got speaking and he was like, Look, I promise you the snake is such a happy snake and I was like, Are you sure? And then he was like, Do you wanna hit hold it? She's called Babida. I'm not fucking kidding you.
What crazy snake encounter did Sophie have in Times Square during her New York trip?
Or Babit Banoush, Binooshka, that's what she was called. Well yeah. And I was like, okay. And so I had Banoushka round my neck and I honestly felt so at home. And I thought, fucking hell, I'd be in Slytherin if I was in any house. It was like talking to me. I just sat and Banushka was slithering right around me. And you didn't care? Couldn't like having a handbag on my shoulder. Night. I'm gonna have to get Ziggy a snake one day.
What did you love about the snake?
Heavy weight, you know how I like a weighted blanket. It was like a weighted blanket on me.
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