Happy Thanksgiving from Nephilim Death Squad — broadcasting from The Standard Coffee Shop and NDS Studios!In this chaotic holiday special, The Raven, Top Lobsta, and Matt sit down to rank EVERY classic Thanksgiving dish — from the absolute bangers to the absolute trash. This episode is pure NDS energy: jokes, roasting each other, roasting food, calling out bad recipes, talking Bohemian Grove, venue drama, coffee shop stories, biblical side-quests, and nonstop chaos.Inside the episode we dive into:🦃 Ranking Thanksgiving foods (sweet potatoes, biscuits, casseroles, corn, and more)😂 The boys arguing about “processed carbs,” “gluten,” and “Cool Whip theology”🏛️ Bohemian Grove event updates + losing the venue☕ Stories from The Standard Coffee Shop🤣 Live chat madness🔥 Raven & Top antagonizing Matt nonstop🍽️ Why Cool Whip is apparently God-tier🍠 The real Florida vs. New York food divide💀 And the most unhinged holiday commentary ever recordedIf you want a mix of comedy, chaos, conspiracy, Bible commentary, and Thanksgiving nostalgia, this is the perfect episode.🎉 Support NDS & Get Exclusive Episodes:https://patreon.com/nephilimdeathsquad👕 Merch:https://TopLobsta.comhttps://TheStandardCoffeeShop.comThank you for spending Thanksgiving with us — the Guam family.David Lee Corbo (The Raven)IG: @davidcorbo7X/Twitter: @TheRavensWatchYouTube: The Raven’s WatchPayPal / Venmo / CashApp: DavidCorbo7Top LobstaMerch: TopLobsta.comX/Twitter: @TopLobstaInstagram: @toplobstaMatt Hepner – The Standard Coffee ShopInstagram: @thestandardcoffeeshopWebsite: TheStandardCoffeeShop.com01:15 Paywall Decisions and Patreon Perks01:56 Memes and Community Engagement02:30 Bohemian Grove Venue Issues03:01 Thanksgiving Dinner Plans and Coffee Talk04:38 Technical Difficulties and Guest Introduction05:43 Thanksgiving Foods Ranking Begins12:49 Apple Pie and Sweet Potato Debate21:59 Biscuits and Gravy Discussion32:59 Cool Whip and Final Thoughts35:03 Imagining the Raven at Thanksgiving35:32 Debating Cool Whip vs. Apple Pie37:22 The Mystery of Corn Casserole39:48 Cornbread: A Thanksgiving Staple43:06 The Great Corn Debate46:03 Cranberry Sauce Controversy49:06 Creamed Spinach: Love It or Hate It?50:56 Crescent Rolls and Potluck Etiquette01:04:29 Fan Joins the Show01:08:12 Green Beans: Essential or Meh?01:10:39 Nostalgic Food Memories01:10:52 Pistachio Coffee Debate01:11:14 Specialty Coffee Quality01:11:45 Voting on Gross Food01:12:16 Jello Salad Substitute01:12:55 Ham and Jewish Dietary Laws01:28:51 Military and Conspiracy Theories01:33:17 Mac and Cheese Discussion01:37:38 Pecan and Pumpkin Pie01:41:03 Red Potatoes and Farm Life01:42:43 Casual Banter and Shoutouts01:43:01 Potato Preferences Debate01:43:37 Roasted Carrots Discussion01:45:12 Scalloped Potatoes and Stuffing01:48:59 Sweet Potato Casserole and Turkey Talk01:58:51 Cryptids and Paranormal Stories02:17:35 Final Thoughts and FarewellsBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support.☠️ Nephilim Death Squad — New episodes 5x/week.Join our Patreon for early access, bonus shows & the private Telegram hive.Subscribe on YouTube & Rumble, follow @NephilimDSquad on X/Instagram, grab merch at toplobsta.com. Questions/bookings: [email protected] — Stay dangerous.

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