Net Positive with John Crist
Episodes
Toes & Nails
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
$26 Entree
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
Bunnies & Eggs
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
Tink Tink
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
The Roast Of Net Positive
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/...
Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
POV Stomach
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcom...
Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
Mental Physical Therapy
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ...
Pause All Parties
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcome...
No Hang List
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net...
License To Preach
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FO...
Green Room (w/ ERNEST)
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TO...
Fraudanese
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https...
Why’s The TV Hot? (w Tara-Leigh Cobble)
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https...
Holiday Quests
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https:/...
New Creature
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https:...
Uber Ambulance
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive. ------ JOKES FOR HUMAN...
Load Management (w/ Carey Nieuwhof)
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net...
Blood Vacation
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR...
Coffee and Mexican (w/ Anne Wilson)
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR ...
Watch My Bags
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive. -----...
Homeschool Transfer Portal (w/ Tim Tebow)
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net,...
Irish Goodbye
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
The Market Is Never Wrong
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
ChatGPT being a yes man, parking in two spots, standing ovations, market is always right... On the net, it's a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR...
Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best...
8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive. ----- J...
Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- ...
Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’...
Meta Positive
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
… On the meta, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcom...
All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell)
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TO...
The Correction Effect
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
John Got Engaged
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive. ----- JOKES F...
God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
Too Much Dopamine
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
Raise Your Hand
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TO...
Planet of the Vapes
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKE...
(Wellness)
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a ...
Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TO...
Gross Positive
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’...
This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS...
This You?
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUM...
The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive. ----...
Tier 1 Yapper
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://jo...
THXDAD
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https...
Cool Gigs For Cool Guys (w/ Ben Rector)
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ...
The Lumber Section
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMA...
Christian Mel Kiper
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUM...
Handyman Summer
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://j...
When Dad Says No
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos C...
Film Me, Ready?
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DE...
Outback Special (w/ Jordan Davis)
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nash...
John Ramsey
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s...
Keep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles)
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR...
Fake Busy
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 ...
Sea Salt & Honey (w/ Warren Zeiders)
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net,...
Haha-related
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR:...
Buckle Brothers (w/ Nate Smith)
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive. ...
Room Temp IQ
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DE...
We Don’t Have To Do This (w/Aaron Weber)
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Church homework, Kaepernick jerseys, corporate shows, and cracking the code of religion… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos C...
Tornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn)
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Crea...
All My Neighbors
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative...
Hammer The Over (w/ Trey Kennedy)
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Private firefighters, quests for men, marriage books, and influencer couples… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://jo...
Welcome, Everything’s On Fire (w/ Matt Fradd)
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A deep dive into which religion is best, plus the first ever Catholics vs Protestants Celeb Draft… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HU...
Don’t Come Down Yet
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We had so much fun with the first round of holiday advice that we’re running it back. Not sure if we’re really helping anybody but… on the net, ...
It’s Always The In-Laws
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We opened up the inbox and answered your questions about how to navigate the holidays…and we immediately regretted it. On the net, it’s a positive...
Hand Turkeys (w/ Comedic Cody)
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Quitting your job to sell hand turkeys, what’s going on with TikTok, and why your Amazon packages are late… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- J...
Blind Side Situation (w/ Breland)
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Country father figures, red carpet snubs, cancelled lyrics, and kickin’ Shaboozey… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: htt...
White or Dark Meat?
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thanksgiving origins, storming the field, recurring dreams, choosing your seat at church, and the wildest news segment of all time… On the net, it’...
Chick-Fil-A To Popeyes
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Racial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: http...
Unburdened (w/ Brett Cooper)
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: htt...
We Don’t Know Yet
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest ass...
Call Me a Fan
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMAN...
I Was Wrong (w/ Clay Travis)
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUM...
Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson)
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a p...
These People??
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JO...
Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh)
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomed...
Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton)
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a p...
175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown)
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https...
I Wish It Was You
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncrist...
I Got A Thing…
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS ...
Secret Yarmulke
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy....
The Book of GPT
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. -----...
Tickets to the Wedding
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKE...
Olympic Privilege
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/...
Knet Positive w/Justin Nunley
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: http...
Beyond What We Can Bear
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES...
One, Two, Four Beers
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncri...
Hiroshima In The Suburbs
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive. ---...
Real Feel
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FO...
Bad Scripts (w/John Delony)
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIO...
Gettin’ Napped
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: htt...
Also Corn Dogs (w/ David Crowder)
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTION...
Frat Moses (w/ Jenn Johnson)
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPOR...
Jetway Jesus
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a p...