Netflix Is A Daily Joke

Tracy Morgan: A Joke about Learning to Speak Again

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tracy Morgan thought he was in love with one of his doctors.

Kevin Hart: A Joke about Winning a Divorce

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin Hart's kid have to go on vacation with the mother and it reveals the way Kevin spoils his children.

Dave Chappelle: A Joke About Colin Kaepernick

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Chappelle explains how Colin Kaepernick revealed white America's soft spot.

Nikki Glaser: A Joke About Giving Blowjobs

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Nikki Glaser provides an anatomical public service announcement to all men on behalf of women.

Sam Morill: A Joke about Travel Enemies

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Morill jokes about travel enemies.

David A. Arnold: A Joke about Finishing What You Start

09 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

David A. Arnold outlines the struggles of getting his older daughter to stick with volleyball.

Dave Chappelle: A Joke About Kevin Spacey

08 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Chappelle jokes about Kevin Spacey and "House of Cards".

Patton Oswalt: A Joke about How Easily He Gets Injured These Days

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Patton Oswalt describes the difference between the way he injured himself and the way two of his famous friends got injured.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke about Vicks

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo tries to explain Vicks is to someone who has never been poor enough to need it.

David A. Arnold: A Joke about Being Raised by a Founder of The O'Jays

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

David A. Arnold describes the idiosyncrasies of being raised be a nearly famous stepfather.

Jo Koy: A Joke about GPS for Parents

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jo Koy jokes about GPS for parents.

Bill Burr: A Joke About Making His Daughter Cry

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr got mad at his phone and caused his toddler to cry by accident.

DeRay Davis: A Joke About Strip Clubs

02 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

DeRay Davis points about the major between men's and women's strip clubs.

Gabriel Iglesias: A Joke about Being Happy

01 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gabriel Iglesias jokes about being happy.

Bill Burr: A Joke About Keeping His Cool

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr's daughter helps him keep his cool.

Patton Oswalt: A Joke About Getting Vaccinated Early

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Patton Oswalt wonders if it was so hard to convince people to take the polio vaccine.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About True Crimes Shows

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

True crime shows have convinced Cristela that she can solve real crimes.

David A. Arnold: A Joke About Time Away From Your Family

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Going on tour before the special gave David A. Arnold the chance to finally get outside of his house again.

Patton Oswalt: A Joke About Captain COVID's Alpha Male Only Buffett

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Patton Oswalt talks about a couple cultural phenomena that will never be the same after the pandemic.

Bill Burr: A Joke About Playing a Firemen

25 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr expected to get harassed by gay men in NY during Pride Month with big red mustache.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About Your Partner Keeping You Fat

24 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi thinks that your partner wants to keep you a little less desirable to keep some pressure off themselves.

David A. Arnold: A Joke About Abandoning Your Family But Not Your Friends

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

David A. Arnold's friend left his family during the pandemic but still responds to his texts.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Being A First Generation Mexican-American

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo describes the pressure of her immigrant household and having to grow up in reverse now that she has money.

Bill Burr: A Joke About Trying to Cancel Dead Men

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr ridicules the posthumous effort to discredit John Wayne.

Patton Oswalt: Went Crazier Than A Barnful of Clown Pubes During the Pandemic

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Patton Oswalt's shutdown didn't go the way he planned.

Whitney Cummings: A Joke About Dating Older Men

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whitney Cummings can't explain her attraction to older men.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About Sexual Fetishes

18 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi reveals to the audience what the most common private sexual fantasy is, and what he would prefer instead.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Going to The Gynecologist By Mistake

17 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Now that Cristela Alonzo can afford health insurance she gets her first check-up and finds out she's diabetic from the last doctor you'd expect.

Bill Burr: A Joke About Watching Women's Sports

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr thinks women should start watching the WNBA and stop complaining that men don't.

Whitney Cummings: A Joke About Reverse Cowgirl

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whitney Cummings had to retire a couple of sexual positions for the sake of her joints.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About Being Intimate While The Kids Are Home

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi describes the humble reality of trying to have sex at home when your children are old enough to know what their parents are doing.

Jo Koy: A Joke About Video Stores

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jo Koy reminisces on video stores.

Derek Gaines: A Joke About Biscuit Commercials

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Derek Gaines points out the difference in how biscuits are marketed to different populations.

Bill Burr: A Joke About His Father's Brutal Honesty

11 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr's dad didn't know how to lie about his mom's new haircut.

Whitney Cummings: A Joke About Your Data

10 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whitney Cummings argues that your data isn't as important as you think.

David A. Arnold: A Joke About These Entitled (A**) New Kids

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

David A. Arnold describes what it's like raising daughters in Generation Z.

Paul Virzi: Gets His Penis Examined

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi was having trouble peeing so he had to submit to an genital examination.

Cristela Alonzo: Pitches Her Own Hate Group

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo realizes that she hates hate group, so she is starting her own group for everybody...

Sheng Wang: A Joke About Rat Knowledge

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sheng Wang has something to say about healthcare, and rats.

Derek Gaines: A Joke About Growing Up In The Suburbs

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Derek Gaines grew up in the suburbs. 

Bill Burr: Does Mushrooms for the First Time

04 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bill Burr relays the epiphany he experience during his first psychedelic trip on psilocybin.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About Watching Netflix

03 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi tells us what he really thinks about all the content available on TV nowadays.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Learning English From TV

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo's accent is so different from her older siblings from watching the "Price Is Right" as a girl.

Sheng Wang: A Joke about Posture

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sheng Wang has been working on his posture.

Michael Che Joins Jeff Ross & Dave Atell in the Fun

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Che gets into the action on Bumping Mics With Jeff Ross & Dave Atell.

Paul Virzi: Is Not Running For Cancer

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi will donate whatever amount of money you ask of him not to do a Tough Mudder or run a 5K for any disease.

Jeff Ross finds Paul Rudd in the crowd of Bumping Mics

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Atell drops the hammer when Paul Rudd Joins the Act on Bumping Mics.

Brian Simpson: A Joke About How Many Rights Stupid People Should Have

28 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Simpson's tolerance for aggravation is declining as he gets older.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About The Joy of Aging

27 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo likens being in her 40's to being a specific iPhone model.

Dave Atell & Jeff Ross Joined by Friend Joe Mackie

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Host of the Bumping Mics live show, Joe Mackie comes on stage to indulge in a little one-upmanship with Dave & Jeff.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About What Happened to Porn

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi describes the difference between the pornography he grew up with and the kind that made him stop watching porn all together.

Brian Simpson: A Joke About His Distaste For Flying

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian Simpson tells Dave Letterman a great story about the frustrations of flying.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Getting COVID on her Birthday

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo tells the story of getting her Netflix birthday gift stolen while sick w/ COVID.

Norm McDonald: A Joke About Crash Landing In A Plane

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Norm jokes about the chances of surviving any plane crash and the moral implication of cannibalism.

Dave Atell & Jeff Ross Roast The Audience

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave & Jeff introduce the audience to some of the displeasure they usual reserve for each other.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About Having To Talk In The Uber

20 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi talks himself into a blind date with his Uber driver because he's too nice.

Robin Tran: A Joke About Coming Out To Her Vietnamese Mother

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Robin Tran explains the difficulty of coming out to her mother through a language barrier.

Pete Davidson: Tries A Joke About Jeffrey Epstein

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pete Davidson doesn't really understand why he shouldn't take a free plane ride from Jeffrey Epstein.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Growing Up In A Bubble

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo talks about moving away from her Texas bordertown for the first time to St. Louis for college.

Jaye McBride: A Joke About Her Family Life

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jaye McBride delivers a few clever jokes about her strained family relationships.

Dave Chappelle: A Joke About Going To The Barbershop

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Chappelle recalls moving back to DC in the 80's, and surprising everybody at his barbershop.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About His Sicilian Father

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi's describes his relationship with his intensely Sicilian father.

Joel Kim Booster: A Joke About Cats & Dogs

13 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Kim Booster lets us know where he stands on the divide between cat and dog lovers. Bird lovers need not apply.

Dave Atell & Jeff Ross Go Toe To Toe

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff and Dave tear each other down and build each other back up again.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About Zombie Rights

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo uses zombie movies to create a brilliant analogy regarding COVID.

Brian Simpson: A Joke About Those Relatives That Ruin The Family Event

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Brian gets into a confrontation at the cookout with his niece over how are kids are acting.

Paul Virzi: A Joke About His Favorite American Accent

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Virzi treats the audiece to a pitch perfect rendition of his favorite American accent

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes: A Joke About Costco Samples

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes delivers a brilliant little joke about the joys of Costco.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About The Jobs Immigrants Are Stealing

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo proves that immigrants aren't stealing American jobs with one joke.

Margaret Cho: A Joke About Her Old Asian Parents

06 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Margaret Cho provides the impression of her mother we didn't have know we missed so much.

Joel Kim Booster: A Joke About His Nudes Leaking

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Kim Booster nudes leaked on Christmas and he briefly acted upset about it.

Phil Wang: A Joke About The Netflix Algorithm

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Netflix didn't recommend his own Netflix special to Phil Wang, which seems like a failure.

Norm McDonald: A Joke About Where Norm Likes to Gamble

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Norm makes the most of his gambling habit, using it to pay reparations to indigenous populations at casinos.

Carly Aqulino: A Joke About Wearing Two Tampons

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes Carly Aqulino doesn't remember to take out one tampon before she puts in a fresh one.

Cristela Alonzo: A Joke About When You Had To Call The Internet

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cristela Alonzo demands credit for being among the pioneer generation to have to learn how the internet works.

Amy Schumer: A Joke About Her Son's Name

31 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amy Schumer might have given her son a bad name.

Carly Aqulino: A Joke About Her Taste In Men

30 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Carly Aqulino details the perils of dating after the pandemic killed her relationship.

Iliza Schlesinger: A Joke About Outdoor Dining in LA

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Iliza Schlesinger provides a dystopian account of how LA restaurants survived the pandemic.

Jaye McBride: A Joke About Her Gender Transition As An Irish Catholic

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jay McBride's racy set about her gender transition journey within her Irish Catholic family.

Trixie Mattel: Sings a Song Strictly For Rich People

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Trixie Mattel performs a songs solely for the enjoyment of her new target demographic, the rich & famous.

Katt Williams: A Joke About How We Get Oxtails

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Katt Williams delivers a joke about how we get oxtails without oxes, and where the rest of it goes.

Norm McDonald: Explains Why He Doesn't Miss Flying

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Norm McDonald misses performing around the country but not the aircraft he has to use to do it.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes: A Joke About Texting LOL

24 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes tells a joke about what LOL really means.

Tracey Ashley: A Joke About Her Favorite True Crime Show

23 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tracey Ashley doesn't want to be interviewed on her favorite true crime show, "I Survived"

Giulio Gallarotti: A Joke About a Falcon On A Plane

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Giulio Gallarotti shared a plane ride with a falcon.

Michelle Buteau: A Joke About Masks

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle Buteau jokes about the things wearing a mask taught her.

Margaret Cho: A Joke About Being Asian During the Pandemic

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Margaret Cho delivers an irreverent joke about the hazards of looking too Asian in after the coronavirus.

DeRay Davis: A Joke About The Climate of Sensitivity

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Deray Davis turns his dog's name into a practical joke.

David Spade: A Joke About His Weight

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

David Spade jokes about his weight in his Netflix special, "Nothing Personal".

Ron Fuuches: A Joke About His Second Marriage

17 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ron Fuuches jokes about the benefits of a second marriage.

Pete Davidson: A Joke About His Beef w/ Kanye

16 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pete Davidson provides some insight into the celebrity feud between Kim, Kanye, & himself

Jon Lovitz sings some songs he made up about Bob Saget

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jon Lovitz delivers a hilariously irreverent eulogy to his friend Bob Saget.

Amy Schumer: A Joke About Watching Old Disney Movies Now

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Amy Schumer rewatches Disney movies she grew up with her son and feels differently about them.

Gina Yashere: A Joke About Becoming a Dog-Lover

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gina Yashere recounts her transformation into a dog-lover.

Jim Carey, Chris Rock, & Jeff Ross reminiscence about Bob Saget

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff Ross, Jim Carey & Chris Rock sing the blues for Bob Saget backed up by John Mayer.

Jessica Kirson: A Joke About Annoying Girls

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jessica Kirson jokes about girls who have the kind of voice that is unnerving.

Catherine Cohen: A Joke about Running a Marathon

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Catherine Cohen jokes about running a marathon in her Netflix special, "The Twist... She's Gorgeous".

Mo Gilligan: A Joke about Moving in with His Girlfriend

09 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mo Gilligan jokes about moving in with his girlfriend in his Netflix special, "There's Mo To Life".

Sam Morril: A Joke About Hate Groups

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Morril's joke about a lazy hate group recruiter.

Todd Barry: A Joke about a Weird Massage

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Todd Barry jokes about a weird massage in his Netflix special, "Spicy Honey".