Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Episodes
BONUS: “Wet the baby’s head”
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made ...
"You’ve kind of got the body of Jeremy Clarkson"
19 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautif...
BONUS: “You can’t sneeze on This Morning”
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents)Hannah and the family ...
"Not fun and not fair"
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his ...
BONUS: “Just wait and get a facelift”
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the doo...
“That’s a new low”
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s struggling to talk and breathe, meanwhile Joel has let standards slip to a new DESPICABLE low. ...
BONUS : “Divorce is great!”
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah has had a glimpse into the future! She’s feeling empowered and she’s also had an awakening… so, is divorce on the cards? Joel reveals the...
“What happens if you don’t name your child?”
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at ...
BONUS: "The pork in Peru?"
26 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel ...
“I’m sorry that I’m not in the manosphere”
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The S...
“Go to a townhouse and get my t*ts out!”
19 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be...
“I’d like Sir Trevor McDonald to pole dance at my funeral”
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hann...
BONUS: “Crossing swords with a thousand men”
12 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
More BTS BRIT Award gossip for you in this week’s special - Joel and Hannah had an absolute corker of a time. By the sounds of it, their only regret...
“I had a cuban heel on”
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mum and Dad went to the BRIT Awards! Amazingly, they were right behind Noel Gallagher on the red carpet - the crowd was going WILD. Sure a large perce...
BONUS: “I did find you sexy this week!”
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah reveals that she finds it quite sexy when Joel talks finances during meetings with their accountant. Who would have known financial jargon woul...
“My mum lost me and my brother in Safeways”
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop so...
BONUS: “Hannah, can you try and be light on your feet?”
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minu...
"Don’t go cheap on your sex toys"
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out th...
BONUS: “Do we throw away my life size cardboard cutouts?”
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be f...
Introducing: Up To Speed
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Never Have I Ever listeners, if you love gossip, scandal and rivalries - we’ve got a podcast we think you’ll love.Step inside sport’s greatest s...
"Ronaldo Cooper-Dommett"
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mom & Dad are talking baby names in this week’s episode. It sounds like they’re leaning away from “traditional” and towards something a li...
BONUS: "We’re not getting rid of the smoke machine"
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel saw Take That recently and it reminded him 1) that the two or three songs he knows, he LOVES, and 2) that he once had the honour of singing Never...
“You don’t have a fat face”
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Valentine’s Day is approaching and Joel and Hannah are very excited for their date night activity: conversation starter cards. Sounds like a wild ni...
BONUS: “Quit comedy and be the man that I want you to be”
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah has had enough of Joel's inability to fix things around the house and lets him know this in no uncertain terms... she'd also quite him to dress...
“Worst birthday ever?”
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has put in potentially his worst performance at a Hannah Cooper birthday, ever. Probably something to do with the poor gift selection, excessive ...
BONUS: “Turkeyteeth.com”
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah both are all about self-improvement on this week's bonus. They're split on the benefits of Turkish cosmetic surgeons though... and if ...
"Hannah Cooper, these are my varicose veins"
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has had a rather busy week. His hypnosis session with Paul McKenna appears to have worked, could this be farewell to finger-biting? Mr Dommett ha...
BONUS: “Joel Dommet-levels of Horoscope”
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s 2026 Horoscopes time! Now, Joel is somewhat of a horoscope skeptic, while Hannah's favourite activity is polishing her mystic crystals… two v...
"I’m getting hypnotized by Paul McKenna tomorrow"
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah are back - and boy have we missed the chaos. On the menu for today are finger condoms, varicose veins, lymphatic drainage, Gordon Rams...
BONUS: "Please make the title of this episode Nonagon"
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the final episode of the year! Joel sees off 2025 with an strangely impressive display of obscure shape naming. Judging by the ep title, he’s...
“Dada drunk!”
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team are back home for their final week of Never Have I Ever before the New Year! It’s been an exciting month for all involved, so to round-up A...
BONUS: “Don’t look at the butt-crease shorts”
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s bonus ep, Joel and Hannah are discussing the fact that everyone in Australia seems to be wearing the tightest gym shorts known to man...
"I don’t want to slag it off, but I’ve absolutely slagged it off"
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode, Joel and Hannah recount a trip to Tropical Fruit World, a beautiful Aussie wonderland which Joel tries really hard not to sl...
BONUS: "Kate Beckinsale would not even want you"
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Very exciting times on this week’s bonus episode - a certain beautiful Hollywood actress has followed Joel on Instagram. Joel is BUZZING and Hannah ...
“Breastfeeding in the jungle”
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah are trying to pick a baby names! They’ve even hired a professional to help while out in Australia. We’ll have to wait to find out ...
BONUS: “Are you not allowed to put Dettol on your crystals?”
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wilde is soon to be visiting entering the I'm A Celeb set! Very exciting. It isn't his first time or anything, but that little boy has become exponent...
“It’s so unsexy how much you lose stuff”
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah's really becoming part of the Aussie community right now! She's made friends with the local men's walk and talk club and Joel is loving the ear...
BONUS: "You’ve never looked at your Dad’s feet?"
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah are really stepping into their health and wellness eras to get read for baby #2. For Hannah this involves meaningful, spiritual proces...
"The Pregnant Hannah Cooper"
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The only news that could possibly overshadow the whole family being in Australia is the pitter patter of tiny Dommett-Cooper feet - Hannah is pregnant...
BONUS: "It totally cancels out your Chinese honey theory"
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas sandwiches are a thing again. Hallelujah. This podcast will 100% make you want to shove the closest cranberry and turkey filled bap in your ...
"Everyone thinks you're the Scrooge"
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah has realised that Joel talks infuriatingly slowly and is currently working out whether people can be put on 1.5 speed IRL and not just on voice...
BONUS: "The big re-set of my socks"
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah run through each other’s icks... and it sounds strangely therapeutic. Good for them. They then tackle a problem that, by the sounds ...
"I can balance most things on my chin"
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode Joel reveals his three greatest (and most questionable) “talents”. Spoiler alert - at the peak of his powers he could bal...
BONUS: "When I smell newspaper I smell sh*t"
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to the fabulous Never Have I Ever community - who are never afraid to slide into Hannah’s DMs with tips and tricks - Joel’s lifelong dream ...
"I remember the first porn website"
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team start this week’s episode exploring the crazy idea of discussing something serious - then accidentally end up doing just that! What highly ...
BONUS: "Welcome to Hannah and Joel’s book club"
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has just filmed CBeebies bedtime stories. Iconic stuff (made so by the sultry voiced Tom Hardy). And, a lot harder than it looks, reading a book ...
"Sheffield is looking dicey"
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah reveals that she was a prefect at school. Oooooo. Goody two-shoes. Joel, on the other hand, didn’t take to academics quite as well. They deci...
Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello you beauties! Because we know you love this podcast so much, we thought you might like this too.A brand new podcast from Leigh Francis, Emma Bun...
BONUS: "It was a lot of leg"
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you’ve ever wanted an insight into Joel and Hannah’s social media algorithms, look no further. Carpentry, self-help medical info, leopard print...
"I’m supposed to be the special one in my family"
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah’s ill again (shock, horror) and Wilde’s getting the blame. Grubby little angel. Also, Wilde's chosen “Dada” to sit next to him during t...
BONUS: “Maybe we’re in a throuple”
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s bonus episode Joel and Hannah tackle the biggest, most intellectual questions of the day, for example, will AI put nerds out of busin...
"Celebrities don’t eat croissants"
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Real insider gossip this episode. Hannah reveals that she always brings croissants to her and Joel's mate's houses when they visit... No? Me neither. ...
BONUS: "Charlie Sheen looks better than you"
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel’s fallen off his vitamin routine and Hannah is not impressed. Joel's absolutely not allowed to get ill. So, she concocts a devious but brillian...
“Be more Mickey”
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel recently met *actual* Mickey and Minnie Mouse and is rather excited about it. From all reports, Mickey’s an absolute gent. Joel then shares his...
BONUS: "I don’t know if it’s weird for men to sit down to pee"
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The team realise that they have no idea what the symptoms or causes of heartburn are. The common, yet mysterious, cousin of indigestion. Also, Joel an...
"You’re a gondola and I’m the stick"
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wilde’s just had his second birthday! Mum & Dad had the party at their place - Hannah made none of the party food herself and felt absolutely ze...
BONUS: "Does it make you nervous that I could leave you?"
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Still in bed, Joel & Hannah discuss what scares them, given that normal scary stuff seems to completely pass Joel by. Plus, all the details from t...
"Welcome to Joel Dommett's therapy session."
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Every year (and you'll know this if you've been a NHIE listener for a while), Joel has 'the' week. During 'the' week, he has literally no time. Every ...
BONUS: "An absolute waste of £80."
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The bonus episode the world has been waiting for. Joel and Hannah test out the previously-thought-not-to-have-been-invented-but-has-in-fact-been-inven...
"Michelin star breadsticks."
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel & Hannah took Wilde on his first proper holiday abroad this week! So how did it go and did he get on with the breadsticks? Email: Hello@...
BONUS: “The Gong Show”
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah get a bit deep! They share some early career struggles and how they both did a classic “fake it ‘til you make it”. Turns out tha...
“Hair, but A.I.”
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel reveals his second piece of life-changing “I can’t believe this hasn’t been invented yet” technology - he’s onto a winner with this one...
BONUS: “It’s 2025, why are we still brushing our teeth?”
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah took Wilde to “little-kickers” football - a first for all involved. Wilde didn’t have the right kit, and neither did Mum & D...
"My friend is scared of mayonnaise."
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A surprisingly educational conversation on health, fitness and supplements leads Hannah, naturally, to recount the time when Joel was the least physic...
BONUS: “Just crying in a field.”
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel gets nostalgic as he recounts a weekend trip to his brother’s farm with Wilde… he may or may not have cried his eyes out while his brother dr...
“The Over-40s Episode”
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel’s not having a great week. Firstly there’s some medical treatments on the horizon, and then a misread email has lead to a minor breakdown. On...
BONUS: “Lengthy dental routine”
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s holiday logistic chat as Joel & Hannah try to weigh up (pun intended) how much luggage allowance they will need for their holiday. Is ha...
“Hannah Cooper loves the Concept.”
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah discuss their recent trip to Wilderness Festival… but sometimes sleep comes first, especially when you're getting a lift home. Even ...
BONUS: "Gagging on the hairdryer."
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah have been to the dentist…. But some enjoyed it more than others. Plus there’s plenty of food chat - have you ever had a burger nam...
"It's like a weird superpower!"
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is full of it this week. He didn't even know how much he was going to love seeing Oasis at Wembley... But he did. Plus, Red Hot Chili Peppers as ...
BONUS: "We're all awkward."
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In an episode that was supposed to be recorded in the car, on the way home from Latitude (but wasn't), Joel & Hannah reflect on their very first l...
LIVE AT LATITUDE!
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the 4th of April 2022, the first episode of Never Have I Ever finally got underway, once Joel had remembered to press record... 1,208 days later, J...
BONUS: "It's tomorrow!"
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you're ANYWHERE near Latitude Festival tomorrow at 6:00pm, you MUST come and see Joel & Hannah do Never Have I Ever LIVE, for the first time ev...
"We're doing our first live podcast!!"
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
OMG. NEWS. Press play and find out where Never Have I Ever will take place for the first time, with an audience!!! WOW. Email: [email protected]...
BONUS: "Craig David acknowledged me..."
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah is buzzing for this bonus... Find out to what degree Craig David 'acknowledged' her and why Joel is totally fine with it. Plus, Joel literally ...
"Since you turned 40, I've been bossing it."
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's 'event' season... Which basically means that Joel is getting invited to loads of stuff, Hannah is having to stay at home and Joel feels a bit bad...
BONUS: "MOONSETS?!"
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We all know about the sunset, don't we? It happens every day! But what about the moon? Where's the moon and who's asking??? Joel & Hannah, that's ...
"Oh no... Oh no..."
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel delivered on his plans! At the end of last weeks episode, he said he'd go off and book a holiday for him and Hannah... Just like that. AND HE DID...
BONUS: "I don't want to go to the zoo on a heatwave."
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah is once again (because it happens every year) trying to persuade Joel to go on holiday. You know what he's like... He loves his work and he lov...
"Beauty spots are in!"
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was off to Royal Ascot with Joel & Hannah this week... Sure, they've done it before, but such is the nature of this podcast nowadays! Did Joel ...
BONUS: "Who would you rather be?"
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's bonus time on NHIE and before long, it all gets competitive and Hannah is off out to conduct a poll on the public about who they'd rather be. Let...
"I had an absolute Hannah Cooper last night."
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What does it mean to "have a Hannah Cooper"? Have a guess before you press play... Plus, what films can Joel & Hannah watch together and how are t...
BONUS: "Four chicken nuggets."
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The debrief of Joel's 40th birthday party continues... So what unfolded in the hours afterwards???Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPo...
"Forty years old!"
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has officially crossed into his next decade: The big 4-0!He's also really obsessed with a bridge and a painting of said bridge... So that's great...
BONUS: "I'm not a fan. I never was."
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you've met Joel at the stage door after one of his shows, you might be the lucky owner of one of his autographs... But what are the 'crowds' like a...
"You went into Dad-mode."
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whether or not you've got kids, you can probably appreciate that 3 days in Mykonos away from the responsibilities of parenting is NICE... Joel & H...
BONUS: "The autocue went off..."
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
By now, we're all familiar with how much Joel LOVES just reading an autocue... It's what he does! But for only the second time in his career... It all...
"The bank of sex."
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to "The Bank of Sex." Would you like to make a deposit or a withdrawal today? Eugh. Joel has an idea for busy couples everywhere aft...
BONUS: "I was in 2 music videos!"
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How can we be this far in and only just finding out that Hannah was in not one but TWO music videos?! WHAT?? Plus, remember Joel's pun obsession from ...
"Fruit of The Zoom!"
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hands up if you like a good pun... Joel CERTAINLY does. Hannah less so, but she's happy to be along for the ride. Plus, in a return to the original fo...
BONUS: "Why are you Googling chat-up lines??"
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Joel's 40th birthday draws closer, Hannah is keeping her cards close to her chest about the plans to celebrate... Plus, how is Joel's chat up game ...
"Chic"
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We all have tough weeks sometimes and Hannah's definitely had one... Just bear with her. Plus, Joel's first show on the ACTUAL radio and what would ha...
BONUS: "It felt like it could have turned sexual..."
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And so, to sweep up the last few details of Joel's London Marathon, which as you know by now, was left in tatters... So that'll be the last you ever h...
"What happened at the London Marathon..."
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a biggy this week. The full, uninterrupted story of exactly what happened to Joel's London Marathon. He was gunning for the big 3 hours, but did ...
BONUS: "The bread of life..."
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's impossible to say how many wine experts listen to Never Have I Ever, but we can say for sure that there's at least one and he's been in touch! Pl...
"Am I the Jake Gyllenhaal??"
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has made an executive decision on a quite dramatic physical transformation. How does Hannah feel about it? Plus, what's really Joel's type and...
BONUS: "There were elites..."
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There's a lot of chat in the media about Abercrombie & Fitch these days and this isn't the podcast to discuss the heavy stuff - but we all know Ha...
"Something shifted in me..."
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How do you feel at the moment? Do you think the moon could have something to do with that? Hannah does! Joel is a tad sceptical, but supportive, thoug...
BONUS: "In your face."
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Moves have been made on this weeks bonus.... Preparation, planning and a proper pay off. It's time to put Hannah's claim to the test. Can she REALLY t...
"A live, fun, furry thing..."
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah has running tips for Joel this week... That's HANNAH who doesn't run and JOEL who is about to run the London Marathon! Plus, an Easter party at...