Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Episodes
BONUS: "Can I call yours jugs?"
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's bonus we've a tour catch up - are those walkie-talkies being used? Is the 'birthing segment' in the right place? Is Don Henley worth th...
'I just can't drink Prosecco. It has to be champagne'
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what the difference between Champagne, prosecco, pinot noir & chardonnay is? Well you're not going to find out on this podcast. But ...
BONUS: "Dommett-stic Dommett"
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered about the inner domestic workings of the Dommett-Cooper household? Well you're in luck. Think hoovers, side boards, blocked outdoor taps...
"I started looking at baby horoscopes"
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We start with an apology and we end with a bouclé staining coffee spill. Plus, Hannah starts looking into Wilde's horoscopes, which leads to a questi...
BONUS: "I would like a bra thrown on stage"
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's bonus we plan the great Never Have I Ever library tour, debate the pronunciation of "ochre", Hannah's running a hospital waiting room &...
"Sometimes the title is better than the episode"
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Remember last week when Joel thought he'd been scammed? Well that's pretty much confirmed now. The Cooper-Dommett's are living a life of secrecy, whic...
BONUS: "I think I've been scammed"
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel and Hannah are still in the fancy studio, yet they can't access the wifi. Joel's pretty sure he's been scammed and Hannah's coming up with ideas ...
'You're one calendar colour away from a divorce'
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recording in an actual studio? Fancy! Even if Hannah and Joel do have to dodge overconfident Leicester Square pigeons to get there. Meanwhile, secret ...
BONUS: "I ate three dinners at The Brits."
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There were two very kind celebrities at The Brits, who donated their dinners to Joel, because he's a big, strong, growing boy. Plus, who was Hannah we...
"I almost choked and died."
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is prone to drama, sure, but this time it sounds like the drama was genuine. Outside of the 'nearly dying' incident, Joel & Hannah went to th...
BONUS: "F yourself."
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel makes a massive claim this week and Hannah is NOT happy about it. Plus, some feedback on Joel's live persona and more stress than you'd imagine o...
"It got BAD."
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has had a horrid week. Horrid, horrid, horrid. Luckily, his darling wife Hannah has been on hand to nurse him back to full health. Plus, a social...
"Bike, Hard, Jordan, Photo..."
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What will historians make of Joel's notebooks when they're discovered in 1000 years? Apparently there's LOTS for them to read. Plus, will you spot Han...
"How much is the Mona Lisa worth?"
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Everything has a price, even Van Gogh's 'Sunflowers' and Da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa'. This week, after going to a celeb studded party at a gallery, Hannah ...
BONUS: "I would like another nightie..."
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of you got in touch recently, with a gift idea for Hannah, which naturally restarted the conversation about what Joel should buy her next. Plus,...
"We might as well have another... We've got all the stuff!"
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who remembers Joel promising to train to do the splits? Yup... He reckons he's going to learn to backflip next. Plus, Lego, champagne and whether or n...
BONUS: "Semi-Scammed."
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The scam (possibly scam???) emails from 'brides' keep coming in to the NHIE email account. What's it all about?! Meanwhile, with Joel's tour starting ...
"Check your bits."
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An important message from NHIE this week... Have you checked your bits lately? Hannah went for a cervical screening this week, but don't worry - it wa...
BONUS: "In my head, I'm Liza Minnelli."
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With only days to go before Joel's UK tour starts, he's getting a little bit tense about whether the show is finished or not (spoiler: it's not)... Em...
"The problem with marriage, is..."
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel interviewed Will Ferrell & Reese Witherspoon this week... How did it go and why has he made Hannah so angry?! Email: [email protected]...
BONUS: "When your heart rate is high, nothing good happens."
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah is offering you a pep up Ted Talk this week. There's advice about how to manage embarrassment (and the red face / chest you might get with it!)...
"A massage in a playroom..."
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Stop the press, because it was Hannah's birthday... That means Joel needed to pull out all the stops. So, did he? Expect a present haul, a huge revela...
BONUS: "Shall I get a disco light for the garage?"
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel & Hannah miss going out dancing... It's a feeling shared by many parents of young children up and down the country, but what to do about it? ...
"The low flying eagle..."
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are lots of reasons why Hannah couldn't do Love Island: All Stars and she's not shy about sharing them. In this Paloma-fuelled episode (try one,...
BONUS: "I'm blushing!"
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joel & Hannah are getting back into the Never Have I Ever email inbox this week, with a possible scam from Massachusetts and some very encouraging...
"Silk nightdress & a bouncy blow dry..."
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah has some Trojan horse thoughts for Joel this week, but she's clear that it is NOT an attack. Plus, why did Joel upset the nation and will we se...
BONUS: "We're going to unfollow. Now."
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What better time than the New Year to have a quick look through who Joel follows and why he still follows them. Do you still follow people you had a o...
"I slept with a guy who had a Christmas cake next to his bed."
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
By now, you know that the timeline is COMPLICATED... But suffice to say that this podcast was recorded at SOME TIME during the mad, intangible, spacel...
BONUS: "I'm always crying on planes!"
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Never Have I Ever New Year tradition... Time for Hannah & Joel to set their resolutions for 2025. Of course, these will be revisited in 1...
"You wouldn't last one day as a woman."
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They're back for the New Year! All you need to do is look past the fact that they may, or may not have recorded this episode before Christmas.... Ther...
BONUS: "Are we bad parents?"
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Holly has been in touch on Insta and she can shed some light on why the Australian Border Officers were so annoyed about her banana! Plus, what are th...
Jet Lag, Illness & Shirley Ballas
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
They're all home, just in time for Christmas, but Hannah is not in a good way! Joel is sympathetic to a point, but the jet lag is hitting him in a dif...
BONUS: "I love it for you, but I don't think that's your reality."
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Still talking to you from their bed down under, Joel & Hannah have got some A's for your wonderful Q's! Email: [email protected]: @N...
Shout Out, Locked Out & Washed Out
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah & Joel's Down Under adventure continues, with plenty of mishaps along the way. They're back to sharing a bathroom, Joel still can't be trus...
BONUS: "Both at the same time?!"
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has a big confession this week. Hannah sort of knew, but there were crucial details which she would rather not have known! Plus, is it fine to fa...
DOWN UNDER: "Please come with us, Ma'am."
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There is DRAMA this week. Hannah made the long flight out to Australia, with Wilde, to join Joel and she really wanted it to go flawlessly, but of cou...
BONUS: "Roadmap t*ts."
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Georgia is still on board, there's still a LOT to chat about and a BIG question to answer... WHY did she get arrested!?Email: [email protected]...
WITH SPECIAL GUEST - GEORGIA JONES: "You've been gone a long time... I've got a new friend."
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So this is definitely a first!! Joel Dommett?! Joel WHO??? Hannah is joined by Georgia Jones, who is also doing a stint of solo parenting whilst her h...
BONUS: "I've been dying to tell you..."
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joel kept something from Hannah, but he's surprised she hadn't already noticed. Plus, will there be ANOTHER marathon and have Joel & Ha...
GUEST HOST: "Who is it?"
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So here's a new one... Never have I ever listened to Never Have I Ever with anybody other than Joel & Hannah! With Joel off to Australia, Hannah h...
BONUS: "Laboratory..."
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A DM from listener Sue breaks Joel's brain this week... Plus, what's the magic behind writing children's stories?Email: [email protected]...
Sick, Halloween & I'm A Celeb: Unpacked
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel is off to Australia! But why?? All the while, Hannah is soldiering on after a VERY bad night. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverP...
BONUS: "Let's dig deep, you p*****, LET'S GO!"
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel did another marathon. Did he mention that?? On this weeks bonus, where Hannah told him she'd heard enough... He told her a bit more. Email: Hello...
TEAM NIGHT OUT: "Oh it's YOU?!"
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Never Have I Ever been out for a meal and (lots of) drinks with the team... It's been a very busy week, with a marathon in Amsterdam, The Pride of Bri...
BONUS: "I don't think I can do it better than the French."
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We all know what happens when Hannah has an idea... She immediately pictures herself being the best at it. Or too tall for it... One or the other! Ema...
MYSTERY TASTES BOX: "I'd rather eat the bugs."
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a little while since the infamous 'mystery packages' episode, so it's about time to do something similar... But different. It's time to taste a b...
BONUS: "We should do Iceland."
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Since coming up with the idea in the Monday episode, Joel & Hannah are doing some research into what unusual foods they should try next week.... A...
BIKE RAGE: "I cried last night."
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's important to start this week and remind ourselves... "Not all cyclists" and "not all drivers"! Hannah had to deal with a road rage incident this ...
BONUS: "Parental advisory..."
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's lots of talk about Chat GPT these days, so it was only going to be so long before producer Joe tried to get some content for the podcast out o...
WHAT'S IN THE BAG: "You've got a spa in your backpack..."
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you've been thinking... "I wish Joel would tell us exactly what's in his bag like they do in the fashion mags" then this is the episode for you! Pl...
BONUS: "I don't want you to get done for false advertising..."
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A concerned fan has written in to ensure that standards are being met, whilst Hannah & Joel weigh up whether or not they could ever consider a liv...
Science, Maths & Foreplay
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of those 'all sorts' episodes this week. You know the type... We learn things, we laugh and then Joel tells a story that Hannah wishes he had...
BONUS: "I was adamant that I wasn't going to be that person."
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, just the matter of Wilde's 1st Birthday party to sort. Was it a relaxed affair with nothing to stress about... Or, did Hannah take it to the next ...
LAUNCH PARTY: "You want to watch me s*** myself at my first major event."
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The NTA's came and went and Joel delivered his opening number like a true, old school entertainer. What a night. But it was only part of another MAD w...
BONUS: "Fashion is confidence."
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Following Hannah's recent news, it's only right that people are clamouring to ask fashion questions, right? Plus is Joel too skinny and should he lase...
FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY: "I've had no better offers."
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does a marriage look like after 5 years? Joel & Hannah use this weeks episode to dissect that question to it's bare bones. Email: Hello@Never...
BONUS: "Showing off is the fool's idea of glory."
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joel gets to go on about his running a bit, so it's only fair that Hannah gets to go on about the weekly food shop a bit. Plus, Bruce Lee a...
BACK IN THE GAME: "Say hello, to the face of..."
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah has BIG news this week. No messing. Plus, Joel's 12 hours in Paris and whether or not you should say goodbye when you're leaving a party.Email:...
BONUS: "I'm obviously not going to get you a car."
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How should Joel & Hannah celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary? Apparently not by Joel buying Hannah a car... Plus: Stains. Wow.Email: Hello@Nev...
LIVE FASHION SEGMENT: "What do you think about this outfit?"
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For those wondering, Joel is STILL wearing entirely brown outfits. It's his thing at the moment. But what happened this week?! Well, Hannah did her ve...
BONUS: "DEBUNK..."
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Following on from the "never being more than six feet from a rat" fact being debunked, it's time to do the same with a whole bunch of urban myths. Min...
KICKING DOWN DOORS: "It was kind of attractive."
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've all wanted to have a go at kicking down a door... Right? Is it as easy as it looks in the movies? Plus... A big rat, a brown outfit and Marilyn ...
BONUS: "Do you believe in soulmates?"
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As a couple it's important to talk. Make sure you listen, engage and crucially; ask questions. This week, Joel & Hannah are doing exactly that. Em...
LIGHT AIRCRAFT SPOTTING: "Your door's not shut!"
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With a special intro this week, from Wilde Cooper-Dommett, the guitar playing sensation. Joel & Hannah are just about coming back to Earth after a...
BONUS: "The pillow knows your personality."
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, what's Joel's big revelation this week? What have we all waited since Monday to find out? It must be something LIFE CHANGING... Right? Email: Hell...
CELEBRITY GLADIATORS: "Don't even get me started on this week."
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's only been a few days since the last episode, but a LOT has happened in the Cooper-Dommett household. Strap in tight for A&E visits, injuries,...
BONUS: "I'm working on it."
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Remember when Joel said that he'd eventually be able to do the splits? "I'm working on it" is the official answer. Plus, medical issues unearthed by p...
IT'S CALLED A PAVEMENT FOR A REASON!
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Running on the road, yay or nay? Joel got TOLD OFF by a passer by for doing just that. Plus, postal workers in civilian vehicles, illegal pipes and a ...
BONUS: "What's wrong with a bit of honesty?"
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel & Hannah have been invited to do some gravy wrestling. How do you think that'll go down? Plus, Hannah's Bebo account and Joel's radical hones...
JEWELLERY WORKSHOP: "This could be my therapy."
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, in a triumphant return to 'the format', Joel & Hannah were back at it and doing things they've never done before. It was a journey to B...
BONUS: "You're so pretty!"
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel promised Courtney Love and he's Dommett-Delivering!! Find out what happened when he met an actual legend on a tv panel show. Plus, tattoo regret,...
MEETING PARIS HILTON: "All I can feel is awkwardness."
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel has spoken recently about the fear that his chat is lacking, so how did he do when he met Paris Hilton & Carter Reum? Plus, phone-use and lis...
BONUS: "I tried to do 10 in a day..."
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The question is, "what did Joel try to do 10 of in a day?" Why not have a guess before you listen? Plus, some stirring, off the cuff spoken word perfo...
Wimbledon, A New House & A Dirty Wedding Dress
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel & Hannah have started house hunting and they didn't even mean to! They were also invited on yet another hospitality jolly, this time to Wimbl...
BONUS: "Vote Joel Dommett!"
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joel has some unusual ideas of how to fix the country politically and Hannah has had enough of hearing about XG.Email: [email protected]...
Kings of Leon BST: "Hannah Cooper-Vomit"
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a very loose and messy couple of weeks and it all came to a head this week. After making the MOST of Kings of Leon in London's Hyde Park, Ha...
BONUS: "I'm not the only one."
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel's love of J-Pop has continued to blossom and he's even thinking about taking it to the next level and going to a gig. Meanwhile, Hannah has some ...
ASCOT & FORMULA 1: Pro Bono Publico
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's been an incredibly busy and exciting week for Joel & Hannah, but how did it REALLY go? Well... A lot of booze was consumed and then Joel had ...
BONUS: "I didn't need to get my nipples out."
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are a whole bunch of DM's about all sorts this week. Plus a game of Never Have I Ever which leads to Joel saying the words: "If we saw a naked h...
CHARITY CRICKET: "You looked like a little elf."
01 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to find out how Joel got on in his charity cricket match. Plus, there are LOTS of Never Have I Ever's coming up and an accusation that Hanna...
BONUS: "Would you rather...?"
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's a game that's a bit like "Never Have I Ever"? That's right! "Would you rather?" Ok great... Let's play that. Email: [email protected]...
Joel's Birthday, Singing Lessons & J-Pop
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did Joel get the big, expensive birthday present he wanted, or is he just making do with his new robot vacuum cleaner? Plus, an invitation for Hannah ...
BONUS: "SPEAK TO AN ADVISOR!"
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel got tangled up in an automated phone system this week and got CROSS. Plus, birthday presents and how it all went on Lorraine!Email: Hello@NeverEv...
EMOTIONAL BREATHING WORKSHOP: "My tear went into my ear."
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel got himself in a right old state this week, but luckily, that was the aim! So, what was this 'breathing workshop' and what the heck went on!?Emai...
BONUS: "We've had a dabble..."
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's one of those big fat Q&A bonus episodes this week. So, what did you want to know? There's almost nothing that they won't answer!Email: Hello@...
LORRAINE: "You need to emphasise passion, without swearing."
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded the day before Joel stood in for the legend that is Lorraine Kelly, this weeks Never Have I Ever had an air of anticipation and a smattering ...
BONUS: "I know it's a mad thing to think about..."
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel gets right into the weird this week. Plus... Twins, pumping, throwing eggs and the millennium. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEver...
MONSTER TRUCK DRIVING: "So wide, not very long, but HUGE."
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was FINALLY time to roll on down to East Grinstead and visit Monster Truck Tim! Plus, Joel got loose at the Chelsea Flower Show and Hannah has no t...
BONUS: "Super Mario is not someone I want to sleep with."
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we find out which video game character Joel fancies (spolier - it's Lara Croft... Obvs), but you'll be more surprised to hear who Hannah has...
SPEED AWARENESS: "The roads are complicated."
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So, Joel was a naughty boy and it was time for him to be re-educated. What did he learn? Did he enjoy it?! Email: [email protected]: @Ne...
BONUS: "I downed the Red Bull and the viagra..."
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes Joel just happens upon a memory and we all have to go with it as it comes back to him... This is a CLASSIC example of that!If you'd like to ...
Black Toenail, Loose Women & Another Fine...
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's been another busy week in the Cooper-Dommett household. Joel has been on the telly talking about ham, Hannah might be tempted to do some running ...
BONUS: "Next question."
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There are some quite saucy revelations this week. Who would've thought we could be this far along and still be learning new things!?If you'd like to r...
The Marathon... Again, A Bad Gig & Being Cool At School
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joel had a break from family life in Liverpool this week, but he paid the price with a tough gig. Plus, strange goings on from school days and looking...
BONUS: "Mercury was in retrograde."
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah is getting very spiritual this week... Talk of crystals, Clarity Classes and 'valid-idity'. It must be because of Mercury.If you'd like to requ...
PIRANHA MARATHON: "How bad do I look!?"
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He did it! He ran 26.2 miles and for every one of then, he was dressed as a giant, blue, sparkly piranha. Meanwhile, Hannah is warming up for an inspi...
BONUS: "If you go down to the woods tonight..."
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for some emails and DM's! This week, an actual, real-life investigative reporter is in touch about the whole 'feet / leather / DePop' thing ...
Wedding With Wilde, More Hypnotherapy & Marathon Prep
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When this episode was recorded, Joel was just about to do the marathon in a piranha costume! Plus, updates on his hypnotherapy journey and Hannah's be...
BONUS: "I think I'm a Fruit & Nut."
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's a great DM from one of you this week and it sparks a whole bonus episode! If you'd like to request a Cameo from Joel or Hannah, please use the...
Nipples, Jazz & The Universe
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Joel is preparing for very sore nipples and Hannah has no sympathy whatsoever. If you'd like to request a Cameo from Joel or Hannah, please...