Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

BONUS: "The suggested rate was $15."

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, the Cameo challenge is up and running. Who will be victorious? It'll get competitive and it might even get ugly. If you'd like to request a Cameo ...

EROTIC NOVELS & HYPNOSIS: "A very sexual couple."

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Well, it's a busy one this week, but why not when they've reached the century!? Hannah & Joel have given erotic novels a spin, but not just that.....

BONUS: "Leather..."

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ideas are bubbling and this week it's a big one! Another Joel vs. Hannah that should be loads of fun. Plus, some strange requests for Hannah on Depop....

Gravy, Cocktails & Sexy Books

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Once it was decided that they shouldn't drink tequila before EVERY episode, Joel & Hannah got into the story of yet another "Coops Oops." Yep, she...

BONUS: "It's really burning when I go for a wee..."

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Hannah fondly remembers 'fish-bowling' from her school days. Anyone else? Plus, Joel tells the story of the time he chatted someone up in a...

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS: "You've unleashed the beast."

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drink responsibly, folks. This week, Joel & Hannah popped open a bottle of tequila and then pressed record. Where on earth will we end up?!Email: ...

BONUS: "I'll tell you another time I got naked!"

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Before you press play on this episode, see if you can guess how many stories about being naked Joel can tell in one sitting. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod...

Pensions, Coops Oops & A Half Marathon

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you've not seen "Coops Dupes" on Hannah's Insta... You need to get on board. This week, she's got plans to go even bigger. Plus, Joel has run a mar...

BONUS: "Would you like a coffee, if I made it for you?"

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel's obsession with the various delivery companies has continued this week and it's getting weird. Plus, more "Never Have I Ever" questions and a lo...

Weening, The Brits & A Double Act With Jeffrey Archer

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel has not made his career out of being part of a double act, but that might all be about to change. Plus, The Brits, Wilde's weening journey and Ha...

BONUS: "I don't want to parallel park a monster truck."

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, there's a message from an actual real-life delivery driver, on the subject of taking Joel for a ride-along. Plus, monster trucks and flying...

RNLI: "Yellow is my colour..."

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, they were back out and doing BITS. It was time to strap on a life jacket, slip into some yellow wellies and do some drills with the crew at...

BONUS: "You're not Mel B."

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's not the first time that hypnotherapy has been mentioned on the podcast, but this time, Joel is seriously considering it as a future Never Have I ...

Facebook Marketplace, Holiday With Wilde & Crying On Demand

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the firsts included selling on marketplace (which would be boring if it wasn't these two), a badly planned holiday with Wilde and Hannah fi...

BONUS: "You're more beautiful than ever... To me."

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Words matter. This week Joel ties himself up with silly words yet again. Plus, exciting activities on the horizon and why action-packed drama is great...

Sulking, Love Letters & Sexy Posters

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When you start thinking about it, there are a lot of 'Never Have I Evers' every week. We're constantly doing things we've never done before... Like re...

BONUS: "The process literally stinks."

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Expect top production value in Joel's 'b-b-bonus' riff this week. He's really outdone himself. Plus, some top questions from you lot. Email: Hello@Nev...

GET A LEGEND'S NUMBER: "That's VERY chat-up..."

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel got someone's number this week (a total ledge as well!) and Hannah was absolutely fine about it... Plus, belly button fluff, a pre-Bafta party an...

BONUS: "Everything about that night was perfect."

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Royal Rollover! With much more to tell you about their visit to the palace, Joel & Hannah pick up where they left off on Monday. Email: H...

A ROYAL INVITATION: "This is how I want to live my life."

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel & Hannah were invited to meet HRH Sophie, Duchess of Edinburgh, at an actual Royal palace! So... Did they keep it together? No. No, they didn...

BONUS: "I wrote a blog."

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel & Hannah get onto phone call scams this week, plus a listener has sent in, not a diary, but a BLOG from 2004!Email: [email protected]...

BIRTHDAY SURPIRSE: "This is so un-you."

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Never mind the birthday 'cake' from last week, because it turns out Joel had a bit more up his sleeve... Plus, an update on the 'get ordained for a li...

BONUS: "Cock-a-doodle-doo..."

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who even knew that animals make different noises in different languages... And did both Hannah and Joel completely understand that concept following t...

BIRTHDAY CAKE: "What do we love in this world, more than anything...?"

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With a promise made (whispered on last weeks podcast) that he'd make Hannah a birthday cake, it was important that Joel delivered... So, did he?Email:...

BONUS: "I'm in a pump phase..."

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There have been LOTS of questions and stories coming in on the DM's and emails and they are FAB. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod...

Cacti, Financial Advisors & An Activity Watch

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joel recounts his first visit to a sexy shop, Hannah has bought too many cacti and there's a surprise to be prepared for next weeks episode...

BONUS: "Cute, or disgusting?"

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently fully on board with the directive to go "bigger" and "better", you've all jumped into action and sent in some fantastic emails and DM's! Ke...

GOING BIG: "New Year, New Us..."

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are big things happening in the Never Have I Ever camp. Find out how badly Joel messed up the raclette night and why this led to some big change...

BONUS: "Unkempt???"

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you familiar with the term 'unkempt'? Find out whether it's Joel or Hannah who have literally never heard it before... It is FUNNY... Email: Hello...

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: "Offering people breast milk."

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

One week into 2024 and it's time for Joel & Hannah to outline their New Years Resolutions. Plus, several excellent puns and some proper brand nost...

BONUS: "Finally, some alone time!"

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever been stuck in a lift before? Neither have Joel or Hannah, but for some reason, Joel thinks it might be sexy.Email: [email protected]...

DRIVE A DIGGER: "I want to do an evening course."

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We all know what Joel gets like when he gets an idea in his head! His big plan for 2024 is to 'take an evening course.' But what subject is he focussi...

BONUS: "The dithering Daddy."

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel & Hannah got out for a sparkly, glam night out... But all didn't go according to plan. Find out whose fault it was... (You already know, righ...

CHRISTMAS LIGHT SWITCH-ON: "Do a speech..."

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel & Hannah accepted the gig for an OFFICIAL Christmas light switch-on and they thought that was the extent of their responsibilities... They we...

BONUS: "I thought I'd caught you out for cheating."

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel sent a picture to Hannah this week and just for a moment, it made her a bit suspicious! Plus, something disgusting found in the pocket of a secon...

MICHELIN STAR RESTAURANT: "It's like Skips!"

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They might have done some foodie Never Have I Ever's in the past, but Hannah & Joel are dialling it up a notch this week. But was the restaurant t...

BONUS: "No one hates me. No one loves me."

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel is dealing with a revelation this week... Where exactly does he fit into this whole 'fame' game? Plus, an email about getting down to business in...

PSYCHIC READING: "You really screwed up..."

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is a 'Never Have I Ever' that's been around as a suggestion a couple of times before, but they've finally gone for it! After they had separate, p...

BONUS: "Deirdre Rachid... ?"

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's vital that you stay ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE END on this weeks bonus. If you don't, you'll miss Joel having a bit of a moment and forgetting that it...

DIY BEAUTY TREATMENT: "I would actually date you now..."

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Hannah reaches for the wax strips and gets to work on Joel's hobbit feet. Plus, the competition is mounting... Who can get Wilde to laugh f...

BONUS: "I'm loving the song I wrote today..."

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With Joel now all in on utterly embarrassing his 21-year-old self, it's time to reveal some song lyrics that he jotted down in his, now legendary, dia...

MAGNET FISHING: "Look how massive it is!"

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, off they went, to buy a powerful magnet and a length of rope to dip in the river... Was it as boring as that sentence sounds, or did they raise so...

BONUS: "A person, a lover, a boyfriend..."

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's a lot to get into here... It's a week where Joel has decided to lay it all out there and embarrass himself. It's time to hear the scratchy old...

DAY DATE: "Enough to get the juices flowing..."

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It was time for Joel & Hannah to get out and about and rediscover some of that classic "Never Have I Ever" freedom... To an extent. Was it excitin...

BONUS: "You make me very sleepy when you talk."

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a real "I've started, so I'll finish" situation this week. In the last bonus, Joel began a dramatic telling of a disturbing old fairytale, so it'...

PUMPKIN PATCH: "What terrible parents..."

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pumpkin patches have become wildly popular in the last few years, so Joel & Hannah hitched themselves to the bandwagon, to see what all the fuss w...

BONUS: "A Bedtime Story..."

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's something COMPLETELY different on the Never Have I Ever BONUS this week. Completely out of nowhere, Joel ends up reading you a quite disturbing f...

BRING YOUR BABY TO WORK: "He's very advanced..."

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't you just love parents who go on about how 'advanced' their child is? *Eye roll* Joel & Hannah jest, of course.... But what has Wilde been up...

BONUS: "We have to give it back!"

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Remember, before the baby came and the bonus episode was referred to as 'the placenta' episode. Yeah... Well here it is! Delivered on time! Find out w...

HAVING A BABY: "Where's Joel??"

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They're back and they've got a 3rd member of clan Cooper-Dommett! Find out how it all went and what's coming next in this new world!TRIGGER WARNING: T...

Back on Monday!

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

They're coming back! After the ULTIMATE Never Have I Ever, Joel & Hannah are returning to tell you all about what's happened over the last month a...

BONUS: "Love at first sight..."

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In the final, final, FINAL episode before Hannah & Joel become Hannah, Joel & Baby, they discuss love at first sight, wanting to be famous and...

REFLEXOLOGY: "I don't want to give birth on the podcast..."

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

With only 3 days until the due date, Hannah has been doing everything she can to keep calm and get ready! Plus, has Joel given much thought to the 'pu...

BONUS: "G-strings..."

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel really put his foot in it this week. Plus, a recommendation from a listener about how to get this baby out! Email: [email protected]...

ACUPUNCTURE: "Qi."

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another week, another activity and another episode completed with no sign of baby! This week, Hannah was voluntarily poked and prodded, all in the nam...

BONUS: "Oooh boobies!"

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah's Mum made quite the observation this week. Plus, Joel romanticises about going to the tip and there's time for some more actual Never Have I E...

BABY BUMP FOR A DAY: "I wasn't supporting you and you weren't supporting me."

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it was time for Joel to have a little taste of what Hannah's life has been like! Did he manage the full day and what did other people make ...

BONUS: "The M25 might join the M4..."

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A professional has been in touch to end the umbilical / umbi-LYE-cal debate. Plus, will Hannah have a meltdown and will Joel bring an inflatable lilo ...

SURFING: "Queueing in the sea..."

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In perhaps the most unimaginative suggestion yet, Joel went surfing this week, because he "had a voucher". But did it live up to his fantasies and was...

BONUS: "At least 2cm..."

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joel had to help Hannah with something that would bring them closer than ever before... Plus, more ACTUAL Never Have I Ever!Email: Hello@Ne...

XXL CROISSANT: "Better than sex..."

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's probably the most excited Hannah has ever been to do a Never Have I Ever activity, but did the XXL croissant deliver everything she wanted and mo...

BONUS: "Bits in a changing room..."

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, well done to Tom, who emailed in and pointed out that at no point during ANY episode of Never Have I Ever, have Joel & Hannah actually played ...

BODY SCAN SCULPTURE: "Every nook and cranny..."

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Hannah decided she would immortalise her pregnant body forever, as a statue! So, how did the process work, did Joel behave and what was the...

BONUS: "Open to getting ducked..."

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As the weeks creep by and Joel builds more baby-related furniture, Hannah has been delaying the inevitable, but it's time to say goodbye to a faithful...

FIRST AID: "Words are hard."

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah's tongue-tied this week, but she's more than capable of administering chest compressions or performing the Heimlich manoeuvre... Providing she ...

BONUS: "I pushed you out of the way and went straight to the sink..."

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The most recent episode ended with a big tease about a DOMMETT'S DELIVERY... So, what could it be? Plus, Hannah's beef with a water company and a "bir...

WE'RE BACK: "It's healthy to have time apart..."

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah & Joel are reunited and their back for more Never Have I Ever action! Find out how Joel's cruise ship obsession played out and how the plan...

Now That's What I Call Never... #2

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's so much Never Have I Ever GOLD to go back over, so here's another instalment of some of the very best bits since the beginning. Not long now u...

Now That's What I Call Never... #1

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst Joel & Hannah take a quick break, (don't worry, they'll be back shortly!) here are some of the highlights from the podcast so far! If you'd...

BONUS: "Catching the baby..."

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel & Hannah catch up one more time, before a little break. But what's been happening with Joel's ships and how has the response been, since #Wip...

VLOGGING: "When there's no ships, there's no vlogs..."

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It was a classic head-to-head Never Have I Ever this week, with JD Vlogz facing off against Hannah-Vlog-Cooperson. So what were the subjects, how natu...

BONUS: "Eat carrots..."

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all have embarrassing memories from our school days, and one listener is in touch this week, with an embarrassing memory about her 'daps'! Email: H...

POLO: "I had to reverse into the toilet..."

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Never have I Ever... Recorded a podcast with over 4000 miles between the hosts! With Joel in The Dominican Republic and Hannah in the UK, there was a ...

BONUS: "This was the property of Joel Dommett..."

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Would you pay extra for a second hand sofa, if it used to belong to Joel Dommett? Perhaps not. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod T...

HYPNO-BIRTHING CLASSES: "You properly fell asleep!"

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It was finally time to dive in and learn how to actually have a baby, after Hannah finally persuaded Joel it's a good idea. Plus, Hannah goes ROGUE fo...

BONUS: "Five puppies... Or cash?"

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah is mobilising her legal team this week and she's got her sights firmly set on... PUPPIES.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod ...

INDOOR SKYDIVING: "You looked like a housefly."

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it was time to try indoor skydiving, which was neither indoors or diving from the sky... It was still an adventure, though, and Joel might ...

BONUS: "Troll Dommett."

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We know what you're here for... Surely you've come to find out what's in that final package.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod This...

MYSTERY PACKAGE HAUL: "I am SHOCKED..."

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, is this a good deal, or not? £49 for 14 mystery packages, either returned to sender or lost in transit. The advert claimed that you could end up ...

BONUS: "A flannel a day, keeps the doctor away."

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have you EVER washed your face with a flannel? That's the sort of mad antics Joel has been up to this week. What a wild guy. Email: Hello@NeverEverPod...

CO-HOSTING: "Willy Wonka... That's how I see you."

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joel & Hannah stepped outside of the confines of hosting the podcast and took their co-presenting to the next level! If you'd like to s...

BONUS: "Yoo-Kay!"

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've all heard Joel talk about how much he loves reading from an autocue, but this week he came a bit unstuck! Plus, Hannah is NOT happy about Joel u...

THE CIRCUS: "It was too sexy..."

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is not just any circus... This is the X-TREME Circus!! Joel & Hannah have plenty to talk about, including why exactly this particular circus ...

BONUS: "You did a hit and run."

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a little escape to Ibiza, Joel & Hannah have got some stories to tell, so brace yourself for Calippo chat and a hire car that was WAY too bi...

HAVING A BABY: "Get me a KitKat... I need a break!"

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, the cat is out of the bag... Joel & Hannah are going to be parents! It is without doubt, the biggest Never Have I Ever that they've done yet, ...

BONUS: "Shall we get a rotary phone??"

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, there's a LOT to talk about, but you can catch up with all of that next Monday. For today, let's just breathe... And talk about floppy discs. Em...

COFFEE FESTIVAL: "We lied to you..."

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, first up, Joel & Hannah went to a 'coffee festival' this week. Find out how that went and KEEP LISTENING to find out why Never Have I Ever has...

BONUS: "I wouldn't lick your sweaty body."

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The conversation turns to pranks and tricks this week! How much have Joel & Hannah ever embarrassed each other in public? Plus, topless sweaty exe...

KAREN'S DINER: "I slowly undressed myself as I went round the restaurant..."

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, does the idea of a restaurant where the staff are extremely rude to you work? And how did they react when these two walked in?!If you'd like to su...

BONUS: "I can't wait to floss when I get home..."

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's something a bit different in this weeks B-B-B-B-BONUS. Joel's nephew popped round and fancied making a podcast about dinosaurs, so why don't w...

LEARN A LANGUAGE: "Welkom!"

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You could call this one a bit unbalanced, given that Hannah is LITERALLY Dutch, but this week, it was time to learn Dutch! So, did Joel commit? Was Ha...

BONUS: "You should probably delete those dating apps..."

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, an emailer is asking about what Joel & Hannah might have given up in order to be together, leading to all manner of revelations...!Emai...

CAR BOOT: "I'll knuckle a button..."

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's not to like?! The fresh air, the excitement, the surprise bargains!? Find out how Joel & Hannah got on at a local car boot sale... They had...

BONUS: "They see you and they want me."

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Things to discuss this week... 1) Hannah's idea for a line dancing bar. 2) A detailed look at what Joel's flat looked like before Hannah entered his l...

DINING IN THE DARK: "I'd like to see the CCTV..."

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What can we say about this one? Well, one of them thought the food was lovely, and the other described it as "like eating a wet sock". Not an experien...

BONUS: "I'd rather you scrape it with your teeth, than lick it with your tongue..."

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Joel overheard a very unfortunate piece of criticism on a train and it hit him HARD!!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod ...

BINGO: "The sheet chose ME!"

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eyes down please.... This week Joel & Hannah signed themselves up for a round of BINGO! So how did it pan out? A traditional hall full of elderly ...

BONUS: "What a weird taste in men you've got..."

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After "Dommett's Deliveries" elbowed it's way onto the main episode this week, Hannah was very keen that there was no more of that nonsense on the bon...

HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY: "Are you not having FUN!?"

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a whole year (HOW is it a year already!?) of doing this, that and the other, Hannah & Joel look back, take your Q's and try to provide some ...

BONUS: "I cheated on you..."

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Now, we all know that's a clickbait title, but what on earth has gone on this week!? Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPod Thanks for ...