Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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No Rory and Mal! Ladies and gentlemen, good morning and welcome to the inaugural 2025 Rory and Mal Patreon Spelling Bee Palooza! Let's meet our contestants. She's your boo from Syracuse. Give it up for Baby Dee. To your man on the right. He's a proud boy, but he only eats soy. Give it up for Maul. And lastly, everyone is shocked he made it this far by entering the competition.
I wish he can read, but he can't. Give it up for I Read Poorly Rory!
Chapter 2: Who are the contestants in the spelling bee?
They always do the champions. He stinks. Boo that man. I'm rooting for the underdog.
Who's the underdog?
The way under Rory.
When he started that music, I had the card up and I thought that was pre-recorded. And then I looked up and it was Peach on the mic. I read poorly Rory as fucking. I read poorly Rory. That's going to stick. We have to get chat GBT away from Peach. Oh, man, this is going to be great.
I mean, in Rory's chat, GPT. It's a P, not a B. Oh, that's fine.
He don't know how to spell GPT. He can't even spell GPT.
Yo, yesterday. Oh, no, on Monday. On Monday, I asked Kia if she could get me an espresso, and she said, a what? I said, that's what it's called, right? No. No. It's espresso. Espresso. I just started drinking coffee, man. I didn't know. My whole life, I thought it was espresso. Oh, my God. Because you drink it and express. No, you don't. You're faster.
No, you're not faster. Nobody runs faster after they drink espresso. It's like the express drink. No, it does not work that way. Or jittery. I don't know. That's fine. I welcome all the hate. Yes, this is going to be a great, great Spelling Bee. Thank you, everybody, for tuning in. You know who else they hated on and counted out? Who's that? Jesus Christ. That's a fact. That's a fact.
And you were made in his likeness. That is true. I get it. Roy of Nazareth. Yes. What's up, Baby D? You ready? Yeah. Locked and loaded. You got your lap. See, I don't know. I don't like the fact that Baby D got the lap.
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Chapter 3: What rules are established for the spelling bee?
No, no. It's on Google. C-Y-P-H-E-R. A performance by a group of artists. Cypher.
Yeah, I spelled it right, bro.
You never asked for the definite? Oh, you did.
You did. He said Rory was in a cypher with Tech N9ne.
Okay, I'll give myself one of these.
I spelled that right. You spelled it right, yeah. Then you can spell it both ways.
No, I know, but there's also words on Google that aren't real, but they're words that we say. Is that actually in the dictionary?
Mariam dictionary, yes. Fuck. I'm not doing this for a Royale episode.
Where's Mariam at?
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Chapter 4: How do the participants react to the spelling words?
Oh my fucking God.
How far off was I? Did I need that reaction? Like I was like that far off? God damn. It's an easy word. I told you it's one of those words that kicks my ass. We all have an easy word. We do. Not one that we look at every single day. You ready?
You've been looking at those. It's January. I don't look at it every day. F-E-B-R-U-A-R-Y. Wait, didn't I say F-E-D-R-U-A-R-Y?
No.
No. You said R-U-R. Yeah, R-U-R. Oh, yeah, that was me.
I actually... I got five, baby D. I see, ma. Rory might be at like negative two.
I'm at negative two, yeah. That's also because I did not know because you changed the rules in the middle of the game that you get negatives for getting steals incorrect.
I'm not putting negatives. I'm not putting negatives.
You have no points. Thank you. If we established that rule before the game, I'd be fine with it, but I wouldn't have tried to take those steals if that was the case. He got negative two. If we established that rule, I would not have jumped in for a steal. I would have not played myself. You need two steals right now to get the game. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are the challenges faced during the spelling bee?
It's on you. Are you choosing to pass?
C-U-I. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. She spoke cuisine.
None of us know what the fuck the word is.
Okay, that was a little too hard.
Wait, I don't get a shot. Oh, Rory, go ahead.
Q-U-I. Z. Z.
A. No, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that.
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Chapter 6: How do the participants react to difficult words?
That the letter by letter by letter, spell the word out. Wait, because just like you're waiting for Peach to fucking hit you or not. We can't do that.
Okay, all right. I would have. It didn't matter. Was it he was not getting that right? That was where I was stuck. I thought they wouldn't have put two Z's there. Okay. So this doesn't count, but Q-U-I-Z-Z-A-C-I-O-U-S-L-Y.
M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E.
Wow, you would have got it right. Damn.
I should have went with my first thought of it.
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Chapter 7: What strategies do the contestants use to spell words?
I was like, there's no way they really spelled out quiz like that. That's what I thought either.
No way they did. That's why I say C-U-I. I don't even know who they is. Who made that fucking word? Who made the word? I've never used that word in my life. I've never even heard that word. Quizzaciously. Who said that? Kayla? Yeah. Kayla, your ass is out of there. Kick her out of Discord.
Chapter 8: What is the significance of the final words in the spelling bee?
Yeah, your ass is out of there.
We asked for words and she gave a good one. Quizzaciously. Peach. Stop quizzationing her. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry, Kayla. Making a mockery of her. It's on Damaris, right? Yeah.
Damaris, this is from Heezy.
Okay.
Your word is phlegm.
I could get this one.
P-L-E-G-M?
Hell nah.
P-H-L-E-G-M. Sorry. P-H-L-E-G-M.
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