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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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This is a new episode of New Rory Mall. I am all. I don't know, man. I might be a munch. Whoever you are, you're still on the sound journey. It's all good. So this episode, since we're on the road, we're on our road right now. We're doing our live shows. We're fresh back from Chicago, Chi-town. Yes. And we decided to take the day off because we're fucking tired. So deal with it.
Well, it's not a deal. We're flying currently right now. When you're listening to this, we are in the air. That's not how they... That's us in the air. I've never been on a plane and heard... If you hear that, that means the plane's going down. For sure. So yeah, this episode... Rory, we decided to do an Evergreen episode. We want to talk about quote-unquote cuffing season.
I didn't know that that was still a major thing in our lives, but apparently it is. So we're going into cuffing season. I had no idea that drafting had started. We're also old as fuck.
Because I feel like the cuffing season term, from what I remember, started on Twitter in like 2009.
2010 when i think i was of the age to do the silly cuffing season games and schedules right i don't know what that looks like at 32 it's totally different now it's a whole different world we live in it's a whole different game if i told a grown woman an adult woman i'm scouting i'm scouting right now she called the cops He's calling the police. You're going to jail.
Do you have a 401k and do you want children soon?
Start with your fucking, your drafting. Is the womb good? How's the womb? Gotta start asking the ladies the tough questions in our cover season. Is the womb good? We need to know these things.
Do not ever ask a woman if her womb is good.
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Chapter 2: What is cuffing season and how has it changed over the years?
Don't even need to be together. This episode, we're going to talk about cuffing season and how it has changed and where we stand and what side of the fence during the cuff that we're on right now. So... Damaris put up a lovely intro points to hit. So I just want to read this for y'all because I thought this was fucking hilarious.
I told them it did not have to be verbatim.
No, no, no. I love it. I don't want you to feel like I'm attacking you. I love it. So Damaris says, quote, if you're expecting a newsy episode, this ain't it, my niggas. We're on tour right now, so expect more evergreen episodes. Demare's doing a great job. Yeah. It's like the McDonald's ad. And listen to how she thinks of us, bro.
The two most single men in the world with the shittiest relationship history.
Jesus Christ.
I don't have a shitty relationship history, but okay. Shittiest relationship history are here to give you relationship advice going into this upcoming cuffing season. Take notes.
Wait, we're telling the listeners to take notes because we're about to give a good dissertation about this? We're going to break it down.
We're going to get into cuffing season. The weather's changing a little bit. The nights are getting a little colder. The air's getting a little crisp at night. You need somebody to keep company in the bed and cuddle a little bit. She really made an official document here.
Official definition. Popularized when the rapper Fabulous in 2013 coined the phrase cuffing season from Soul Tape 3. Julian did that. Oh, Julian did that? Julian was responsible for that. I did the intro.
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Chapter 3: What are the official dates for cuffing season?
Yeah, no, it started before the song, but he... Fab definitely polarizes everything. Fab is the Facebook of rap. Like, you know how Facebook gets everything way later, but it gets popularized because Facebook is bigger?
The Facebook of rap. Facebook of rap. Okay, got you.
He gets the memes late and then makes them songs we like.
yeah he does a great job he does an amazing job he's made a career of it but actually and then he got cuffed and we never got a soul tape again yeah what the fuck actually if we don't get a soul tape this fucking Thanksgiving we're not cuffing season is fucking over we're not doing this to another he switched it from soul tape he switched them to what did he call the new ones summertime shootouts summertime shootouts he switched it from soul tape during the holidays come on Fab I want some soul give us some fucking soul tape no more shootouts you know what's crazy is I recently revisited the soul tapes
And they're actually really, really good. And also he was dissing.
They're actually, they're all three of them are fucking incredible. Phenomenal pieces of work.
Let me clarify that. I have always loved the soul tapes. What I meant was they aged well.
They aged very well.
A lot of mixtapes don't age well.
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Chapter 4: What kind of women should you avoid during cuffing season?
Yeah, it was like, I'm just going to go do something else. This is stupid.
What's funny is cuffing season has been such a big part of pop culture forever. I still don't necessarily know. Does it mean that you go with the intention that it will just happen for the season or Or am I really trying to cuff someone for a long-term relationship?
Yeah, because some people have played cuffing season and then it turned into a baby boom. And then they couldn't get out of the cuff.
It's supposed to end when the weather turns. So when spring starts, that's when cuffing season is supposed to end.
That drastically changes how you're going to scout, especially as an adult. Like in your 30s, you would have to scout knowing this is going to end and what type of mental level or age the woman is.
Yeah, and as you get older, there's different questions during the cuffing season, like scouting. Because them 30-year-old chicks is not doing the seasonal thing.
And they're not letting you cuff them. Like, we're freezing our eggs, or we're doing it now. If you were to scout, though, even though we did miss it, what type of scout slash coach would you be? Are you more of, like, the fundamentals? Like... Do you want your players to come from Villanova?
No, no, no.
Or are you more like a renegade?
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Chapter 5: How do you ask the right questions on a first date?
You've never been in and meeting new people you've never met and going to places you've never seen. So it's so very, it's very exciting. And you do see candidates and players. Once you get to third, you start to figure out what you're comfortable with and you go to the same rooms. And those rooms are actually starting to get smaller because people did get in relationships in the twenties.
So I'm not seeing new people. I'm walking in and going, huh? You too? Yeah. Yeah. We're both single, huh? We've been coming to this party for 12 years.
It's just us left. Maybe we should do it. It's interesting now because some of our favorite couples are now single going into cup of tea. Who's your favorite? Name some of your favorites. Not none of mine, but social medias. Dreeka and Kevin Gates are no longer a couple, are they? No idea who Dreeka is. That's Kevin Gates' girlfriend, longtime girlfriend? Yes. Dirk and India?
Dirk and India are allegedly not together. Is Lori Harvey still single?
They gave Kevin Gates a lot of shit for dating his cousin.
Ari and Moneybag, y'all believe, are split. Is Lori Harvey still single? Lori Harvey is always single, even when she has a relationship. She's literally like a franchise. She's going to do it. You put her in any offense and she's going to shine.
She'll turn any man into a munch. Yeah, absolutely. Yo, that's her fault. She's the muncher.
she's munchy laurie harvey she's munchy munchy's munchy but munchy munchy bows yeah it's it's laurie munch he just called laurie harvey munchy bows and none of y'all laughed at that they're probably the same height um so yeah it's uh definitely has a good vertical jump i just i don't know if any of these are do women still want to be cuffed though
You speak for all women. You literally speak for every single woman on earth.
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges of bringing someone home for Thanksgiving?
It's a yearly season.
Realistically, the cuffing season is actually from December 1st to January 15th, which is like a month and 14 days, 15 days.
I don't even understand why. Is that really being cuffed? Yeah, that's like such a short...
window to cuff somebody also if there's a playoffs january 16th to february 13th that that implies that there's more than one person so that like no one's really cuffed okay here's where here's where i think things could get dicey and let's move away dicey let's move away from this schedule because they're not hold on i do want to get to preseason because that's where i think things get very complicated it's a long how preseason works specifically in football
I love the correlation. A lot of the backups play most of the game. The starters kind of see they're just there to put the jersey on and wave, welcome back, we're here, looking forward to game one. All those other lower tier players play pretty much all four quarters. Now, if you are leading the pack in the scouting... It's preseason. I got to play the backups.
And the majority of the time has to be with the backups. Right. Now the starter needs to sit on that bench and shut the fuck up and wait for game one. Yeah. While I let fucking second string, third string, and fourth string get their shit off.
Because you have to see if your second string. That shut the fuck up was said with so much intent. Yeah, Tom. Sit over there. You have to see if the second string has the ability to carry the team. Yeah. If one of the starters have, you know, sprained an ankle. Exactly. It's like, yo, let me see what I got coming off the bench so that during the season I could make subs and, you know.
And you got to think of previous seasons.
We all come with baggage. I've seen the way Mahomes scrambles. It's very injury prone.
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Chapter 7: How do dynamics change in relationships as you age?
Like, it's just, you make the music that sells.
Lotto did a press run and said, I'm in a loving relationship. That's hard. Lotto went on a press conference like, you know, I'm in a loving relationship.
Yeah. So is Megan. So is JT.
So is Cardi.
So is Cardi. So is Nicki.
Yeah, so I think there are some women, examples of women out there that are in relationships. So is the City Girls with Puff and Uzi.
Double cuffed.
Double cup love. I could be the one you lean on. One of them niggas going to get their heart broken. Who y'all think will be the first one? Puff. Puff. 100%. I actually think his heart is already broken. Yo, Miami, she going to break that nigga, man. We ain't going to get music. We ain't going to get music from bad boy for 37 years after young Miami crushed this nigga Puff, man.
That young girl going to send that nigga to the hospital.
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Chapter 8: What role does social media play in modern dating?
Put me down. Put me down, Megan. This isn't funny anymore. Put me down. Put me down. My feet aren't touching the floor anymore.
First of all, dating a woman that can pick you up is fucking crazy.
Megan would put my shirt over my head. Megan, stop it.
I hate when you do this. Did you let Megan squat you? Where does your brain go? Can Megan squat him is what you asked?
I'm like a buck sixty. 62. Bro, she could... Three sets of 20.
I lost a lot of weight, man.
Three sets of 20. Yeah. Oh, for sure. No, I would be the... Three sets of 20. You know when you... 30-second reps, too. Only 30-second reps. You know when you do lightweight and a lot of reps? I would be the lightweight for Meg. I'd be the toning. I'd tone her. I'm going to think about the Supermax set.
She would definitely Supermax you. But yeah, I don't know if cuffing season is still relevant to you guys out there, but if it is... First of all, let's not get away from this.
There's songstress that I know would break my heart. Break my heart? Yeah. I think Seven would get more out of here. Like break my heart? Yeah. I think me and Seven would actually be cool. I don't think it would be a heartbreak thing. That's my point exactly. I think you guys would hit it off tremendously in the beginning.
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