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New Rory & MAL

Episode 104 | Adam Levine Is A Nasty White Boy

23 Sep 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 3.595 Rory

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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4.637 - 11.305 Julian

Hey, you f***ing Tar Heels or Blue Devils or whatever team you like in North Carolina. We'll be in Charlotte.

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12.526 - 26.511 Maal

You horny hornets, come out. To the underground. October 2nd. Get your tickets at NewRoryInMall.com. That's New Rory In Mall. In as in s***. Get your asses to the underground.

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26.632 - 47.925 Julian

I understand that David Stern took your NBA team and brought it to New Orleans. No, they're back. They're still Bobcats and Charlotte? No, they're the Charlotte Hornets now. So the Bs are back? The Hornets. All right, so what happened to the Bobcats? The Bobcats are no more. They went to New Orleans? No. There's no more Bobcats in the NBA. So who has...

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48.04 - 54.592 Julian

The guy from Duke that can dunk that's overweight. That's the Pelicans. Okay. So it's Bobcats, Pelicans, and Hornets.

54.612 - 87.193 Maal

There's no Bobcats in NBA anymore. If I say that one more time. Get your tickets at NewRoryInMall.com. In as in... Welcome to another episode of New Rory and Maul.

88.388 - 94.014 Julian

I'm Rory. I am Maul. Oh, threw me off there. And we are back. I get it. Mix it up. I mean, you know.

94.034 - 115.155 Maal

Keep going on their toes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how it goes. The Tate brothers. We are back after some time off. We were away. We on the road. The tour started. We were in Chicago last weekend. Going crazy. Had a great time in Chicago, man. A lot of people came out, showed love. A lot of support. Met a lot of cool people. Definitely did. Shout out to the Corner Convo podcast. They were great.

115.235 - 124.19 Maal

Great opener. They were great. They opened up for us, Pauls. Great job. Great group of guys. Real cool. I like the fact that we kind of shared an agreement. I like that, too.

Chapter 2: What happened during the Chicago live show?

184.537 - 185.319 Maal

DC always shows love.

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185.64 - 196.989 Julian

Oh, and I love Howard Theater. I just like the venue itself, that neighborhood. Hopefully the Tequila Talk podcasts aren't like angry drunks. And are we sharing a green room with tequila podcast?

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197.009 - 214.806 Maal

Well, the picture of the tequila, I'm sorry, I don't know their names, but it is a guy and a girl, a female. So that's cool. I like that dynamic already. Yeah. And just a guy and a woman talking about tequila. Or maybe sipping tequila while they're talking?

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215.027 - 231.937 Julian

I wonder what their separate significant others or people they're talking to feel about their tequila talk. Are they not a couple? It's Walt and Jazz. We can ask them on stage. Yeah, there you go. We can actually bring them on stage for our couple portion. Should we recap some of the couples that you ruined in Chicago? Oh, did I ruin? Yes.

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232.778 - 234.08 Maal

I didn't ruin any couples, did I?

234.481 - 235.643 Julian

Mal, here's the thing.

235.623 - 250.948 Maal

You know when I think something goes over the line. I don't know how it is this week, but I don't know if they're still together. They left amicably to the public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They left the venue amicably, went home together, hopefully. Yeah. But I didn't, I mean, it is kind of my intent to break couples up.

250.928 - 269.646 Julian

All right, that's fine. I have no issue with that. But when I think something goes over the line, that's probably an issue. Oh, what went over the line? What did I do? Everything was going great while we were breaking them up. It was funny. It was hilarious. We were finding out new funny things about them. A lot of LOLs, a lot of gasps. Like, oh my God. Then you asked for her phone.

269.626 - 276.42 Julian

and went through it and then proceeded to read out loud a conversation she was having with allegedly Jack Harlow.

Chapter 3: How did the Adam Levine affair come into play?

730.14 - 748.017 Julian

All the parkour people I see on YouTube are from Eastern Europe. What if the Mexican government did partner with Vladimir Putin and they brought all the Russians to teach all the Mexicans parkour? What would Trump do then? You're not getting a million Mexicans that know parkour. We're not stopping that. You could build all the fences you want.

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748.837 - 757.391 Maal

No fucking way. I think you would just have to stop all sneakers from being imported into Russia. Because you can't do parkour with no sneakers. I don't know, man. I don't know, man.

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757.431 - 760.634 Julian

Those Russians, even in Brighton Beach, have some calluses on the bottom of their feet.

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760.654 - 777.831 Maal

They wrestle bears, man. They don't really give a shit. Do we ever see, like, the end of the wrestling match? Do we ever see, like, the end of it? Or just, like, the start? Oh, with the bears? Yeah. Like, we never see, like, the full bout. Some of those dudes don't make it out. We don't believe in animal cruelty. We're vegans. Because we know those Russians are beating the shit out of those bears.

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So, in that case, we should do what Mystical said in... No, we shouldn't do anything that Mystical says. No, when he's... Hell, you're right. We... watch yourself you should not but he did say if you see me in a fight with a bear help the bear so do with that whatever you will maybe he used that in real life and went crazy I don't know show him what you're working with Excuse me? No, I will not.

802.039 - 810.813 Maal

You know what? Anyway, we're in D.C. tonight. Howard Theater. Looking forward to seeing D.C. and the crowd of lovely people and fun, fun people.

Chapter 4: What are the implications of celebrity actions on public perception?

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Because D.C. is definitely one of those cities where they show up. They come up. They come out. They show out a lot of energy, a lot of love. And they don't let you know exactly what's on their fucking mind. So we're looking forward to tonight's show.

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822.252 - 826.96 Damaris

We can cut if necessary. But Rory, are you OK telling the story that you text me?

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827.513 - 855.04 Julian

when you went we're in when you were in chicago you tell me am i and we can keep all this i don't mind telling it i feel like you can tell it tell it and tell it to your funniest ability and then i'll well it kind of has to do with our podcast from old stories so like maybe we can just try to tie it in okay they didn't serve burgers at the place so i wasn't sure i don't um julian anyway so mall stayed at soul house i ended up trying to get to my hotel couldn't

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855.02 - 879.694 Julian

So I met up with Division. Well, Daniel from Division. He had a hosting, which I believe he was tricked into making a concert, which I enjoyed. I know he was probably upset that he had to perform a whole set. I loved it. So I'm in the section. It's just me and one other girl. Shout out to my guy, Ricky, who works with Division and grabbed me outside, sat me in this...

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880.315 - 901.838 Julian

Placed way, way from everyone. I felt great. But there was one woman there. I introduced myself because I'm a polite person. And I just assumed maybe she was with somebody from the crew or whatever. She worked with them. So I just said hello. She seemed a little off. I can't really place it. She then takes out her phone in the middle of the performance. Maybe she was shy. Maybe that. True.

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She takes out her phone during the middle of the performance and says, say hi to my autistic sister. She loves Division.

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Why does he have to introduce her as the autistic sister? Why not just say hello to my sister?

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Second time that happened to me this week because I went to Boogie's show last night and he said, hey, this is my friend. He just got out of jail. I was like, you just say his name, Boogie. I don't need. Yeah, I don't. Clearly he.

925.135 - 948.78 Julian

here right now that's all that matters and granted i would have said hello to her sister but it threw me off one putting me on face one you're a stranger two putting me on facetime with your sibling three we're in the middle of a concert and i can't hear her four why did you introduce her as your autistic sister should i speak differently should i get her a burger no no yeah you think it too far why did she say she loves division too like like you're part of division

Chapter 5: What revelations about Adam Levine's alleged affair are discussed?

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No, this is a dip. So after the first one, other women were exposing him as well.

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3827.39 - 3832.962 Maal

Oh, this is what he's naming his fifth job. Oh, well, this woman, she said, ha ha ha, too. You guys need to apologize to Nick Cannon.

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3832.982 - 3834.625 Damaris

This is still Sumner, I think. This is still Sumner.

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No, that's a whole different woman.

3836.215 - 3839.458 Damaris

No, but it's a woman from TikTok explaining it. But that's not.

3839.518 - 3847.267 Maal

Listen to what he said he would do to her body. He said, I'd buy it a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it. Bro, I want to tattoo my ass.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to Adam Levine's public apology?

3847.608 - 3872.053 Maal

Adam, listen, I know drugs when I hear drugs. I want to tattoo my ass. Getting an ass tattoo is crazy. Nate may come to Maui and tattoo me and surf. I need to put some clouds behind the reaper. nah I'm about to text him I need to put some clouds I'm definitely about to text a chick like yo let me put some clouds behind your reaper the fuck is Adam yeah what the fuck is Adam talking about

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3872.894 - 3874.055 Damaris

Royce wasn't sexy.

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3874.075 - 3874.936 Julian

That's what my DM said.

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3874.956 - 3880.123 Damaris

A bunch of girls started faking messages and coming out and saying he was hitting on them too, but they were lying.

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3880.143 - 3895.682 Maal

He said it to Laura Croft. Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. Hey, man. Laura Bencroft. Adam, I'm not going to lie, man. I thought you were a cool guy before I read your DMs to women. You are a fucking moron. You are a fucking clown.

3895.962 - 3901.489 Julian

Well, she replied with a video, right? And it said she didn't know that they were... Yeah.

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Married and that they were doing the Hollywood thing. Yeah, no, no. Nobody knew Adam was married. She's only on Instagram, not Google.

Chapter 7: What is the latest update on Adnan Syed's case?

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Yeah, yeah. No idea. Now, Adam, you know, get your shit off, man. Fuck it, man. You're just a hornball. It is what it is. Be a man. Can we go to his response? Because I do want to get to something else. Oh, you know his PR came up with one. Let's hear it. Adam says... A lot is being said about me right now. Man, I want to clear the air. That's the white version of Fab saying somebody did this.

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3930.517 - 3945.412 Maal

Absolutely. I used poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in any kind of flirtatious manner. I did not have an affair. Nevertheless. Nevertheless, I crossed the line during a regrettable period in my life.

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Chapter 8: How does the podcast address the impact of true crime on public perception?

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In certain instances, it became inappropriate. Is that not admission to an affair? Absolutely.

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3950.998 - 3956.549 Julian

Okay, but I just want to know at what point, at what fuck did it become inappropriate? Like, where was the fuck line?

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3956.569 - 3978.929 Maal

It was the 6K. Yeah, the 34th one. The 34th K that he used. Yeah. In certain instances, it became inappropriate. I have addressed that and taken proactive steps to remedy this with my family. My wife and my family is all I care about in this world. To be this naive and stupid enough to risk the only thing that truly matters to me was the greatest mistake I could ever make, Rory. Of course.

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3978.949 - 3986.061 Maal

I will never make it again. I take full responsibility. We will get through it. And we will get through it, guess what? Together.

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3986.041 - 3992.769 Damaris

Okay, but that's some bullshit. First of all, you're not taking full responsibility because you're saying, oh, I was just flirting with her in the DMs. You was fucking that girl.

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I was just fucking them girls. I was going to get right back.

3994.191 - 3995.493 Maal

He was going to get right back to marriage.

3995.513 - 4006.567 Damaris

He was coming home. Okay, but taking full responsibility is saying I was fucking her. You can tell he's still lying to his wife saying, I didn't fuck her. I didn't fuck her. We were just flirting in the DMs. That girl fully came out and said, I was fucking with him for a year.

4006.807 - 4016.819 Maal

You know, until a sex tape comes out, you have to die with the lie. Until you see me penetrating this woman. It's just text messages. It's just words.

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