Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Hey, you f***ing Tar Heels or Blue Devils or whatever team you like in North Carolina. We'll be in Charlotte.
You horny hornets, come out. To the underground. October 2nd. Get your tickets at NewRoryInMall.com. That's New Rory In Mall. In as in s***.
Get your asses to the underground. I understand that David Stern took your NBA team and brought it to New Orleans. No, they're back. They're still Bobcats in Charlotte? No, they're the Charlotte Hornets now. So the Bees are back? The Hornets. All right, so what happened to the Bobcats? The Bobcats are no more. They went to New Orleans? No. There's no more Bobcats in the NBA.
So who has the guy from Duke that can dunk that's overweight? That's the Pelicans. Okay.
Okay.
So it's Bobcats, Pelicans, and Hornets.
There's no Bobcats in NBA anymore. If I say that one more time.
Get your tickets at NewRoryandMall.com.
In as in... New Rory and Mall! It's your fucking birthday.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the new Jeffrey Dahmer series?
Baby Zaire stole the show.
I don't think she even told us her name just for legal reasons. No, she did.
Because I asked, I said, what are you doing? I said, what is Baby Zaire doing? The DCYF or whatever that shit is called couldn't come. I said, what is Baby Zaire doing here? She said, oh, it said all ages. I'm like, I don't think that's what they meant. In her defense, though, all ages. All ages. We can't discriminate.
So shout out to Baby Zaire, six weeks old, for making his first appearance at, I hope, what was his first live show? We don't know. Baby Zaire might have been on a tour this weekend.
Yeah, he might have been at Rolling Loud. I was just so upset that we didn't have a tub of water or something where we could baptize young baby Zaire and you and I could be the godfathers. Oh my god. We really should have done some type of christening at that show.
Set him up early?
Yeah, at least maybe make the middle names. New Rory Mall, one word. No, we call him Ram. Rory Mall. Little baby Ram. Zaire Ram?
Yeah, Zaire Ram. He is definitely on the no-fly list. Shout out to Baby Zaire, six weeks old, came out to see our live show in D.C. Shout out to all the other people that came on stage. It was a great night, though. What was so sick about the D.C.
crowd was that I just kept looking back, and you did as well, throughout the show and going, you know there's a six-week-year-old baby being swaddled on this couch? Yeah. D.C. didn't bat an eyelash. Nothing about that was weird to them.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Matt Barnes' statements about Ime Udoka?
He didn't actually kill anyone with his hands, but he killed people. Yeah. He had people killed. Let's leave it at that. More or less. Yeah.
Alright, well, serial killers. A wild card for me, and just maybe because there's certain artists that you just have a closer relationship with, so you like them a little bit more. Son of Sam is definitely in my top three. My mother lived next door to him. My mother was pretty much the woman, was Mrs. Cleveland in the Dahmer case. That was my mom in the Son of Sam case. Was it?
My mother lived in the same building as Son of Sam. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. That's crazy. At the same time. So, like, I'm tied to David. You know, we go back.
David. You remember when they had, what was it, the Iceman?
Yeah.
We were scared as shit in the Bronx with Iceman. Every newspaper had him on there. He looked like everybody in the hood.
But it ended up, he lied about a lot of that shit. He was just a compulsive liar. He definitely killed a few people, but he was not what they said. Most of the people he murdered ended up other people. And he was like a hired killer at one point. He wasn't like Son of Sam who just heard the dog barking and was like... He claimed to murder over 100 people. The Iceman? Yeah.
Cops and even people post all this have said he's one of the biggest liars ever and really didn't kill him. He's the game of murderers? Yes, pretty much. The game. And he name dropped mad people in the mob too. Like anytime he's like, Sammy the Bull, John Gotti. Right on the stand. Yeah. He is the game of serial killers for sure. John Gotti interlude.
Yeah. And then when I watched The Son of Sam. You saw what Michael Francesi said about him? He said he's a pathological liar. I spent 25 years in that life on the street. I never heard his name mentioned once.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts perceive Aaron Judge's MVP season?
Like, oh, it's stinking there. I'm never going in the apartment again. But that's changed drastically.
And I don't want to say just with gentrification, but with neighborhoods, people come and go out of buildings way more than they used to. Oh, yeah. Now you're like a creep if you even talk to your neighbors. What's wrong with that guy? Like, oh, he's just trying to get to know the person he's living next door to.
Like a sane human being. You're like, I hear y'all fucking. I might as well say hello when we're going to throw the trash out and I see you in the fucking compactor room.
John Wayne Gacy was touched upon in the Dahmer doc towards the end because he was getting lethal injection while Dahmer was locked up. And he was a sick fuck. He was a clown at children's parties. But he 30 plus victims would go in costume and strip people naked, tie them up in the show. They actually show him drowning a kid and like sodomizing him and then raping and killing him.
So that was his bag. Jeffrey Dahmer went to the prison priest and was like, I don't think I'm as bad as him. We're not about to compare this, father. Yeah, I hope they actually... Well, I shouldn't say that. I hope they do do the same television series about that clown guy. I didn't know much about him. He was sick as fuck. They have some stuff on John Wayne Gacy, no? Yeah, they definitely do.
I'm sure. They have a bunch of documentaries about them, but I don't know about... I think this reenactment show is a totally different format than... Yeah. Conversations with the killer. That was their most. Yeah. This had a moment on Netflix. Just because, you know, I'm really into aesthetics. The Zodiac Killer definitely might make my top five, especially because he's never been caught.
And he was definitely he's probably the most aside from Dahmer.
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Chapter 5: What makes Derek Jeter and Mickey Mantle iconic Yankees?
He might be the most popular.
I think it's Ted Bundy, Zodiac, Dahmer. Or maybe Ted Bundy, Dahmer, Zodiac. But I met so many people today, well, over the weekend, who were like, I've never heard of Jeffrey Dahmer before this doc. And I'm like, how?
How old was that? Because a lot of people are young. My age. Yeah.
But he got caught in like, what, 91, 92?
Yeah.
Yeah. But Jeffrey Dahmer became more, and they kind of touched on it in the series, like more of a comic book punchline. Like it almost wasn't real. Like they would put Jeffrey Dahmer in with the made up scary murderer killer people. Like, whereas Ted Bundy never was that. He was just like, oh, that was that serial killer. Jeffrey Dahmer really became a Halloween costume.
Like no one dressed up as Ted Bundy. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' thoughts on the legacy of Babe Ruth?
Richard Ramirez was another, another one of those guys.
Oh, the Night Stalker. Yeah. Yeah. They just had his story on Netflix a few months ago.
Well, I mean, he's, I appreciate him repping for, for Eddins. Alma mater. Yeah. He's like the bad bunny of, of cereal. Cause I'd be burning the pussy. Excuse me. So if you guys were to go down the murderous route, what would your calling card be to all your victims? Like, Maul, would you drop a money bag on their index finger? Are you asking what our branding would be with our murders?
Yeah, you know, would you? Yeah.
Yeah, you know. I'll probably leave like a money bag and like a half lit joint in the ashtray. Some weed. Well, your DNA is probably all over that. Yeah, but they got to find me to know who it matches to, right?
I'm sure they have your fingerprints in the system.
Do they? I don't know. I'm joking. I used to file my fingerprints before they would take it because I saw that in a movie once. Just take a matchbook and rub it on your fingerprints and they can't find it. No bullshit. Did that work?
Did they not know that those were your fingerprints? There's no way that worked. You were probably the person that was like, drink a bunch of cranberry juice and the weed won't show up in your face.
One time they couldn't get my print off my thumbnail. I know that. He kept trying to, it was like, because it went from the ink to the electronic. And it was like, every time I rolled my finger, he was like, are you pressing it hard? I was like, sir, I don't know if you want me to press any harder. Crime is supposed to have been so easy when it was ink for a fingerprint.
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