Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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They're still Bobcats in Charlotte? No, they're the Charlotte Hornets now. So the Bees are back? The Hornets. All right, so what happened to the Bobcats? The Bobcats are no more. They went to New Orleans? No. There's no more Bobcats in the NBA. So who has the guy from Duke that can dunk that's overweight? That's the Pelicans. Okay.
Okay.
So it's Bobcats, Pelicans, and Hornets. There's no Bobcats in NBA anymore. If I say that one more time. Get your tickets at NewRoryandMall.com.
In as in... New Rory and Mall!
Choose a lover. Yes, I choose a babe. All right, we are back. We have some special, special guests. Some birthday guests. Well, yes. They surprised you. I would love to think that this was a birthday surprise. Oh, wait. No, you surprised them that it was your birthday. I surprised them. Braylon. Well, no, excuse me. I'm sorry. It's a real friend. It's a real friend.
So B Simone hit me and said, hey, what's going on? What are you doing today? And I thought that it was because it was my birthday. I was like, hey, you know, it's my birthday. But I'm not one of those guys. I was like, hey, working, you know, recording. Yeah. She was like, oh, where? I was like, oh, in Jersey. Come on out. Yeah. So she came out.
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Chapter 2: What surprises happen during the birthday celebration?
You don't think the pastel fit will do it for the B-Day? They came by. So they're here recording with us.
Your outfit is amazing. Thank you.
I'm so happy to see y'all. I'm glad y'all didn't know it was my birthday so we didn't have to make a big deal out of it.
Yeah, we're making a big deal.
So I don't drink. Y'all know that, but I'll take a shot with y'all because it's my birthday and I wasn't expecting to see y'all from a distance.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I know.
30th?
Cheers.
You got to mean it. You got to mean it.
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Chapter 3: How did B. Simone and Mal first meet?
Oh, okay. Oh, what do you think you said to me?
Hey, it's more. Maybe something like you stop playing.
It was stop liking my pics before I start liking yours, LOL.
Oh.
I ain't going to lie. Y'all like that, right? They jacking that. The ladies is jacking that in the corner. They jacking that. I'm not mad at that. I was going in wanting to hate. I'm on board so far. I like it. Okay. Yeah, see? And then what she did? Liked about 30 more.
30 more. And I was like, now what?
Did you return the favor? Was this pre-Moneybags?
yeah no actually might have no this was money back yeah yeah yeah it's a money bag so you went crazy with the bags you went crazy with the likes or you did a combo to like let her know no i think we just started we just started having conversations after that it's platonic like it was very like i didn't ask i didn't ask a question and you just said it's platonic i literally didn't say one word you're like but it's platonic no i don't i don't remember what happened after that but i know i know my fucking lip is wet will you turn the air off
I know we exchanged numbers not too far after that. We exchanged numbers.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do they face in their relationship?
We're close friends, but I wouldn't consider him my best friend either.
He said you're not my fucking best friend either, bro.
No, since I was 10 years old, I have a best friend.
I feel like guys only have one best friend. That's it.
Niggas is weird out here. You guys will have a new best friend next week, probably.
Hell no. Not anymore. Not after 30. You got your core circle.
That's it.
It's good. You cut off all the girls that are still going out. It's really good seeing y'all.
It's good to see you guys. He said, you cut off all the girls that are still going out.
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Chapter 5: What are the biggest manipulations people have experienced in relationships?
She licked that cat from the back. It was not. Oh.
What she did, B. That was platonic. Oh, okay. My bad.
So was Maude. Never mind. It was business. My bad. My bad. My bad. I'm sorry.
What the fuck? We're going to have to end this podcast very soon. No. We just haven't started.
I feel like we just got here. I feel like we just got here.
Yeah, I bet. Don't do that. Yeah, I bet. Okay. I think guys are manipulative in that moment. Like you said, like, no, you're reading too much into that. That's not what it was.
I'm not tripping. I know what I saw. I know that. Your hand was on the small of her back. Yeah. Ooh. The small.
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Chapter 6: How do personal relationships impact professional dynamics?
Don't touch. Isn't that what it's called?
Yeah.
Ooh. Well, a waitress is coming. I didn't want you to get hit, so I just had to move you.
You wouldn't touch her shoulder. Yeah, it's like shoulder.
But my hands is down here, though. With timing, to get up to the shoulder would just be... Sir. So I just gotta... Don't try to explain.
Manipulation. That's what I'm talking about. You guys are great at... No, no. See? Manipulation. Even that. I'm like, am I not being logical? Seriously. Am I crazy? Am I crazy? I'm being emotional. I'm not being logical. They're fucking...
okay but this was manipulation because i asked a personal story and she just told me some shit that no i you manipulated us just now no i didn't i gave i gave a mature response scenario got you to the question any logical mature adult would be able to read have you ever admitted to your husband that you manipulated him at any point in the relationship no i've said sorry
About what?
About being manipulative. I've never been like, yo, I was manipulating you. But if he was like, yo, I feel like that was manipulation.
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Chapter 7: What advice do the hosts give about managing relationships?
I'm not. Yo, sorry.
You want chicken or steak?
bitch i want an apology no i'm a i'm a words person so i'm i'll type out a long like yeah hey like i want to apologize we ain't reading all that yeah i hate man man why you do that so wait wait wait let me ask you so you text your husband an apology sometimes i have sometimes i've come to me like yo you got a minute yeah and if he's like calm and we're in a calm place i'm like i want to apologize i shouldn't have said that yeah i shouldn't have reacted that way i'm
I was being emotional. Yeah. But for me, I feel like I can write out my feelings better where it makes sense. Sometimes if I'm in person, I'm too emotional.
The older I've gotten. So you're a poet. People take tone in weird ways.
Yeah.
No, writing out is actually a good strategy. But I will say, if my girl ever said, yo, let me talk to you real quick, I think I'd be getting manipulated. Yo, let me talk to you real quick in the living room. First of all, let me talk to you real quick never ends up good. Yo, let me talk to you real quick.
Jesus.
It's never quick. It's never quick. It's never good. And it's like we have more issues and problems now.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts feel about having children and marriage?
Yeah. You're like, let me holler at you real quick. It's like, you're in trouble. And then, what was all that? Like... Ooh, the questions. What was that about? Then you gotta be like... Then you gotta manipulate.
I just recently found out... I just recently found out that... If a woman and a guy are kind of not really speaking at the moment, if the guy texts the girl, hey, y'all don't like that.
Hey? What are you talking about, hey?
How should I start a conversation?
I haven't talked to you in a year and you're talking about hey? For sure.
Well, he didn't put a time. That sounded personal. Maybe a week, two weeks.
I haven't talked to you in a week and you're saying hey? And we talk every day?
We used to talk every day.
You do shit like that, though, anyways.
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