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New Rory & MAL

Episode 119 | Jordan And Pippen Are Back!!!

15 Nov 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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Hey, you Dallas Cowboys. This is Rory. This is Maul. And we are coming to the Southside Music Hall November 19th. We hope that you get your tickets now. And I hope somebody bring me some vegan barbecue, Rory. Yes, unfortunately, as much as I love Dallas, I don't want to go there when the Cowboys are good, but here we are. The Cowboys are indeed playing very well so that nobody will be depressed.

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So let's come out and celebrate the Cowboys having a winning season for once in the last 57 years. Yeah. Get your tickets now, please. See you, Cowboys, Cowgirls, and Cowdays. Houston. We're coming to the Houston Improv November 20th. NewRoryInMall.com now. Get your tickets. Rory, this is like a homecoming, like you said. Yeah, we might need to be there for a week.

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Yeah, I think we need... Oh, I was thinking a month. I'm going to do some pop-ups at some hookah spots. Strip club. Work, of course. All work. For the pod. I want a pod at Onyx. Write it off on the taxes as a meeting.

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It's a work meeting. You can find me at camp for free. Houston Improv November 20th. Get your tickets now.

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New Rory InMall. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Maul podcast.

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I am Maul. I'm Rory. And we are back. We are in Atlanta at the Culture Lab.

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second home yes if you will shout out to Alan Tez shout out to Alan Tez for allowing us to come in fuck shit up in here yeah well raise the noise ordinance or just calmly do a podcast and not destroy anything put everything back be very respectful yeah be mindful be respectful and be out in a lot of time yes listen man Atlanta might be home soon wow yeah I'm getting there

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How you feeling? I am. And you know what's funny? It's freezing in Atlanta now. And that was actually. Felt like home. It kind of made me. Because I've always talked about like. We were walking down Park Avenue today, didn't we? Like usually I'm always saying like maybe Houston or Austin or Dallas or something would probably be where I would move if I left New York.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about their recent live show?

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Oh, yeah. You can thrive down there. You can thrive.

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It feels like the Caucasus Mountains outside. It's like New York with space. Yeah. It's like everywhere is Central Park. Atlanta definitely feels like home. We had a great show last night. at Center Stage. Shout out to everybody that came out to the show. Well, no. Saturday night. Sunday night. Excuse me. What is today? Yeah, fuck it, man. Today's Monday. It's okay.

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We had a great show last night, Sunday at Center Stage. Shout out to everybody that came out. Shout out to DJ Drama. A lot of fun. B. Simone, Megan. Shout out to Saha. Sorry. Everybody that came out and showed us love, support. Paige. Just naming people that were there now. Yeah, man. Who was the young lady that... Karen. Oh, she was great, man. Karen went in contact for the night.

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She gives Karens a good name. She was a good Karen. Shout out to everybody that came out. We had a great time. The audience was amazing. The couples we pulled on stage were amazing. Um...

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Alright, I don't know if this is going to be problematic.

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No, just go for it. It is. Whenever you ask if it's going to be problematic, you're safe. Do you think Twitter owes us an apology? Twitter owes us an apology. I like where you're going with it, even though I don't know where you're going with it. Yeah, where you're going with it. Are we allowed to ask for apologies? I don't ask for apologies. I demand them. Apologize to me.

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I demand an apology to whoever out there owes me one.

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Do you think you get a sincere apology when you demand one? No. You never get a sincere apology. Okay, so a few weeks back, the Twittersphere, some of the Instagram streets... had put some adjectives on our name. We know what canceling is and the lack thereof. I know where he's going with this. Some adjectives were thrown. I'm never mad at people trying to cancel us. Oh, yeah.

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But it's when you put certain words next to my name, it does bother me a bit. Yeah. I believe we were... And for those that don't know, we did a sketch with Jay Alphonse. Shout out to Jay Alphonse. Congrats to him and his wife. They got married. I'm going to pull this card. Y'all just weren't smart enough to get...

Chapter 3: What was the audience's reaction during the live show?

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We don't know. Interracial couple. Interracial couple, and they came up to Rory and myself, and he told us how... Watching the podcast, listening to the podcast, and listening to Rory and myself talk over the weeks made him comfortable with coming out to his friends and his family about being a homosexual. And me and Rory looked at each other and was like, excuse me? Because...

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If you sit down and read the comments and you feed into things, you really feel like it's a consensus that everybody feels like this about Rory and myself. Oh, they're homophobes. They're this, they're that. And it's like, we know we're not. But sometimes when you just read comments all day, we're not even close.

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But when you read these comments, you're like, damn, do we say things that make people feel like this? And for that gentleman and his boyfriend to come up to us last night and tell us exactly how comfortable we made him with coming out to his friends and family. That was all the confirmation we needed. We were like, see, we're not homophobes.

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You think you saw the Dale Fonz skit? It was like, I got to call my mom.

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Saw the skit and he was like, you know what? This is it. I'm coming out today. This is it. I'm not hiding anymore. So we want to thank, first of all, thank those guys for coming out. They were great. They came on stage, kicked it with us.

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His explanation was cool, though, because he was suggesting, as most of us in the era that we grew up in, sometimes people older than us, it was a homophobic environment. Oh, absolutely. Words were thrown around. It wasn't the easiest environment.

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place for someone to come out as gay and he was saying like he grew up in that type of environment knows we did and saw how comfortable we are with that community how much we don't care and he was like that shit made me feel like if y'all are so cool with it I think all the people around me will be cool with it because I was so scared because I grew up in that environment.

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They wouldn't accept me. Listen, we do know and we look back at a lot of things we used to say as younger guys, younger kids. We could look back and see how if somebody amongst our crew were homosexual that it was like, it would probably be hard for them to be themselves and admit like, hey guys, I know we crack jokes and things like that, but I'm actually gay.

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But as men now, knowing what we know, it's just absolutely stupid for anybody to look at other people and how they love and who they love and feel some type of way about it. Love who you love, be yourself, be who you are. That's one thing that we stand on over here. We are who we are. We do what we want to do. We have fun. We respect each other. We respect ourselves, most importantly.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts reflect on their experiences in Atlanta?

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Which would bring 7th Heaven back as adults. 7th Heaven. I'm waiting for that one to come back. That was 7 minutes of Heaven. 7 minutes of Heaven.

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It was. 7th Heaven was a CW show. It was, yes. It was. You know, seven minutes of heaven was a weird game because seven minutes is a long time. That's a long amount of time.

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Making out for seven minutes is fucking crazy. In a closet? We did sick shit as kids, man. Why don't we just turn the TV off? It's a TV right here. We don't have to sit in the closet and just look at each other and start kissing. We got to bring Spin the Bottle back. Yeah, let's bring all the games back as adults, Rory.

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But we played Truth or Dare and Megan had dared Maul. And he said dare with his chest like he was down for whatever. Damn. And Meg was like, all right, post... a picture of B. Simone on your IG with the caption of what you was giving up in the green room. And Maul was like, yo, I got mad plans for B. She's my rib. 2023 is ours. He's vegan. I thought it was insane that...

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Somebody would call a woman a grinch.

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But see, Eddie, that's my thing. I'm clearly joking. And now they want to bring it on stage. Like, nah. Post like, bro, those are jokes, man.

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It was weird. He said it out loud. Hashtag power couple. I was like, I don't say the hashtag. I said it.

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I was walking around the green room. Hashtag power couple. I was like, that's weird. I said hashtag power couple. Just walking around the green room. Hashtag us against them. Everyone was talking in the green room.

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I was inspired. It was crazy. We were all hanging out in the green room talking. Drama was there. All the guys were talking music. You were just in the corner on the couch.

Chapter 5: What were the highlights of Rory's experience at the KDIII release party?

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I'm like, this is just never going to happen.

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This is never. And could you imagine all the pain I felt of all the photos of everyone in Andre 3000? My moment could have been me, Nas, and Andre 3000.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to Andre 3000's elusive nature?

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Oh, man. Wow. But instead, it was just me and BDOT. Yeah.

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Another legend. Just a flick of me and P-Dot. See, what you don't know is, Rory, is Andre was sitting across the street, perched on the rooftop, sitting Indian style, playing his Mayan flute. And soon as he saw you exit the building, that's when he decided to swoosh down and join the party and said, the red guy is gone and now I can enjoy the festival. How am I on the same schedule?

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I went from London to New York. Was he on my flight? Might have been. Honestly, I think it was closer than you knew. Yeah. Imagine he was sitting in coach the whole time in the middle seat. You just miss him like this much every time. Just missed him. I was like, I was actually upset. Like really genuinely upset.

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You can't, but see, that's the thing about Andre 3000. You have to, you can't, you only see him when you don't expect, like when I, when I met him, I literally was just walking down the, whatever avenue that is that Macy's is on on 34th Street, and literally saw him standing on the corner of Victoria's Secret. And he was just standing there.

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And I'm walking and I'm talking and I'm just kind of, you know, you just kind of walk around Manhattan.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of Marcus Jordan dating Larsa Pippen?

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We're from there, so we're not really, we don't have the tourist head swivel. We just like looking down on our phone. And I just looked up and Andre 3000 was standing, just leaning on the wall of Victoria's Secret outside on the corner. And I looked and I was like, What's up, man? He's like, peace, man. He said, Rory not with you, right? Yeah. He's like, Rory not outside, right?

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I was like, I think he's home. He's like, all right, good. I can stay outside a little longer.

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Rory, what would you say to him? Because this is something you've obviously made clear. I don't know what I... Here's the thing.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the state of the Lakers and their performance?

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I have a very short list of people I would ask for pictures with. An extremely short list. And he's on it, so I would ask him... For a picture. So it's Andre 3000. Who else? Chappelle is on that. But the time I spent with him felt, like, too intimate. And, like, it would have been really weird. Same with mine. I just didn't want to be that guy. We were having a cool conversation.

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It would have been weird. Yasin, Mos Def, is on that list. Sure. And I might... D'Angelo. And I think that's where the list would stop. That's cool. For people I would ask for pictures with. You would not get a picture with any of those gentlemen. Let me just say that right now. It's never going to fucking happen. No.

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When I was with Chappelle and them, go to Aunt Clemon's Instagram when it's Aunt Chappelle, Jay Elect, everybody. Mm-hmm. I took the fucking picture. I wasn't in it. You could see Rory's reflection in the background.

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Your aunt didn't tag you? You put the camera emoji and tag you? Camera Rory. Yeah. Consequence had me in a headlock, so I couldn't.

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But yeah, that would be, that would be, actually, you know what? Q-tip would be, speaking of that, Q-tip would be on that list, but I would never ask Q-tip for a picture because I just feel like Q-tip would look at me like I was fucking nuts. I saw him at, when Joyce opened up for Kate Trenada.

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q-tip was was up in like our little green room viewing area and i was like damn everyone on the list i would ask for a picture is someone that would look at you nuts for asking for a picture yeah i'm but i'm i don't know i'm when it comes to taking pictures and i've been fortunate enough to be around some legends and icons and intimate settings and

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be a part of some really like, you know, personal conversations. And it's just weird how in those moments, you really just, you never even, the thought of asking for a picture doesn't even come to mind. No, not at all. And it's like, it's like, I'm not even like, I'm just honored to even be here having a conversation with you. Right.

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And you know, it's like everything that I always thought about you is confirmed, like super down to earth, super personable and just, you know, accepting and embracing and things like that. So it's like, to end that with, can we take a picture? It's just like, it's a little weird.

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Like Chappelle and I had, and this is weird, I hate name dropping and talking like this. Pick it up. Chappelle and I had a really cool conversation about rich people and poor people finding religion and the difference. Like at that point, it would be like, how about a flick? Hey Dave, you don't mind if we, no, I do mind actually. Yeah, I would have felt more comfortable like, yo, can I get a cig?

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