Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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He just watched you get hit? There was nothing else in the room. He was watching.
He had a flip phone.
He was on a flip phone.
Was he playing Snake? Yeah, right?
What was he doing on his flip phone? I promise you, it wasn't... I guarantee you were the most exciting thing going on in that room.
He wasn't looking out the window. What? What the fuck?
Julian.
No, William, no! Engine, engine, numbers. off the track pick it up pick it up pick it up
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Chapter 2: How did the Dallas show go for the hosts?
Was it the woman from DC? Here's how irresponsible it was. Someone in the lobby was an actual listener and was like, hey, can I get a pic? I was like, yeah, sure. This woman was sitting in the lobby as well with her infant and I went to sit down next to Eden and she comes over. It's like, what are you famous for? I was like, well, I'm not famous.
I think that guy just had me mistaken for somebody. And then she was like, Oh, can I take a photo of you for Facebook? I was like, yeah. Okay. And like, she pulls her camera. I'm like, all right, well, this is just weird. You're just going to take a photo of me.
Yeah.
It got weirder. She then takes her infant baby out of the stroller and sits it like, like didn't even prop its head up. No. Like I felt like I was protecting the child. Yeah. Just sat it next to me, took a photo and then left. Yep. That's it. Didn't know who I was. Just gave me her. Let me guess. She was a white lady. No, she was Ed's people.
She was my people. She was Ed's people.
Ed's people. Ed's heritage. Yeah. I thought she was like white. That might have been Ed and sister. Now that was, was that your niece that I was holding?
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Chapter 3: What unusual encounter happened in the hotel lobby?
Uh, you know, she was trying to get you to take a picture next to her Latin baby so that the baby can have citizenship.
This is his dad. This is his dad.
This is his dad. Picture the immigration. Like, no, his dad is a white American. There you go. Hey, man, Trump announced it. Sometimes you got to put your baby next to a white guy. Oh, my God. I get it, man. So, yeah, we're in we're in Houston. But we were in Dallas first. Yeah, I guess we can we can start give a recap. It's been interesting to show Dallas. Dallas was great, man.
Dallas was a great time. Great audience. The venue, the Southside Music Hall. Great sound system. The venue was amazing. Great staff.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to the staff. Can't say enough about about that venue. Really good night. Had a good night with the people in Dallas. So Dallas show was the first show that my streak came to an end of breaking up happy couples.
Yeah. But in your defense, I think they were lying. Like there was a lot of lies happening. I think it's lies happening now on the road, Rory. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like now couples just come on stage just to come on stage and show like, hey, we're not like the rest. We're happy. We're in love. No, we're like really in love. Yeah.
Nothing can break us. I could see it in their eyes. They were drowning. But the show was amazing. The crowd was great. Our friends B. Simone and Meg came out again because B. Simone had a show in Dallas the same night. And so they left her show and then they ran over to our show so they could hit the stage with us. I can confirm. She smelled fine. Smelled great. Smell great.
I believe she's on day five consistently of taking a shower. So that's great to hear that B. Simone is on a five shower streak.
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Chapter 4: What was the highlight of the Mavericks game experience?
I'm like, how are you here? Well, first... How did you find us?
Before we get to Houston and Ed's bullshit and how he just ruins every trip we go on, we went to the Mavericks game as a family.
We almost didn't go to the Mavericks. We almost didn't. I purchased the tickets online and You got in fine. You were fine. It's no surprise that the white guy got in. I'm a maverick. Perfectly fine. But then I had a white guy with my group of tickets that I thought was going to get us in. Peej was with us. So I thought we were fine.
Peej is like a sus-looking white boy. Yeah, he gives school shooter vibes.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got his pants...
Yeah. Soon as we get to the gate, we got there, Julian said, yo, my pass isn't uploading to my wallet. I was like, your ticket? He's like, no. I was like, okay, well, I have all of them in my emails. No worries. As I go to open the email, it says, your order has been canceled. And mind you, I already purchased the tickets, had them, and was able to transfer them to everybody.
Yeah, I transferred right away.
whatever so we had to walk around uh to the to the ticket booth and uh ordered some other tickets we got refunded for the old one so get in the game they they had to search peach though yeah they had to search peach peach face is just like a reminder that we should ban assault rifles yeah peach peach face should absolutely be like a a law like peach face the peach face law what's the opposite of the nra like who's the people that fight against them the nba
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Chapter 5: What are the guys' thoughts on dating and age differences?
I don't know if you've realized yet. That's crazy.
Y'all be kissing when the sun is up and shit.
Y'all niggas are weird, dude. Y'all some weirdos. You know what's crazy? Only kiss when the sun goes down.
Sometimes I even know her last name.
It's nuts. Sometimes I actually like her. It gets even crazier.
Sometimes I even treat her with respect. It's so weird. That's lit. Maul, you're getting up in years, though. If you have that mentality, and trust me, I have a male ego. I have the same thoughts with a lot of things, but I am a realist. You're getting up there in age. And I don't think you want to date a young chick. I think you want to date a girl around your age.
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Chapter 6: How do the guys feel about relationships and past experiences?
She's going to have a lot of random makeouts. Yeah.
Not necessarily, but yeah, most likely. Damn, Eden. Most likely. Most likely. I mean, you know, we're grown. Oh, now we're grown. Yeah. No, you're grown. That's what I was trying to say originally. No rules apply to mom. No, not to me. No, fuck that. I mean, but we're grown. You understand women have a past and things like that. You just don't want your girl to have a crazy fucking past.
You just don't want to know it, correct? No, not that I don't want to know. I'm not going to dig and ask.
Chapter 7: What happens during the club outing in Houston?
Right. But, like, I don't want her to have been, like, the girl. Like, we know, bro, listen. We know the girls that we don't want to end up wifing when they become adults. Yeah. Like, you just had, like, yo, they ran train on her in, like, the dorm. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. I don't care how mature or immature you are. I'm never trying to be with a girl that dudes ran a train on.
Are you kidding me? She was sexually liberated. She was...
Which is great. Exploring her. Great.
Not for me. Becoming her best self. Like, that's not wifey. Fine.
Chapter 8: What were the highlights of the Houston show and after-party?
What's funny is I'm coming across as like the liberal guy. If I find out they ran a train on you. I'd be sick. I'd be sick. You don't want that, bro.
You don't want that. You don't want that, girl. I'm getting the shakes just thinking about it.
You know what I'm saying?
I know it happens, but it's like... I'm going to stay away from this. Like, not for me. This is not for me.
This is not for me. That's all.
No judging. Just, I can't. That album wasn't for you.
What if that wasn't like her bag, though? What if it was just like a one-off experiment? That wasn't her bag.
A one-off? Is that a bag? Like a one-off train? She's a one-off train. I feel like most trains are probably one-off. You got some girls twisted. That's my point. They keep buying Metro cards. Every week.
It's like, yo, she's back? Like, yo, this girl is back?
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