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New Rory & MAL

Episode 126 | SZA IS NAS

13 Dec 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 1.453 Unknown

This is an iHeart Podcast.

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2.615 - 10.125 Julian

Guaranteed human. Stop liking the hoes, bro. Stop liking the hoes. Gems. All right.

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10.145 - 12.769 Mal

You know what I'm saying? That's such a stupid gem. That's such a stupid gem.

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12.849 - 23.744 Rory

How? Because hoes are fucking fun and incredible and have a lot of life perspective. They're the fucking best people to like. I want to agree. I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that.

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23.764 - 37.63 Julian

But you know what I don't do? I don't act like I'm the only one they're having fun with. Oh, no, I agree with that. And that's what the homies be doing sometimes. The homies be acting like getting mad when you find out a hoe is a hoe is like getting mad at somebody driving the rental car you had last week.

39.414 - 61.116 Unknown

No worry about it. She's gone.

61.637 - 67.905 Rory

Gone girl. I've been singing that fucking SZA. That's a great fucking song. That's such a good song.

69.147 - 77.477 Julian

Welcome to a new episode of New World World Podcast. I felt like a gone girl. You are gone girl today. That's who your name is. I'm with gone girl. It's a great movie.

77.517 - 92.806 Rory

I can't say the word that I feel like, but is it weird that I feel that way because I relate to the SZA album so much? Like a pansy? We'll go with pansy. Great word. Love a pansy. I appreciate a good pansy. I felt seen after the SZA album. What does that make me?

Chapter 2: How does the Seattle show experience unfold?

567.935 - 586.425 Rory

I've heard Peter North in so fucking long. All right, so Seattle show. Yeah, Seattle show. That's where we'll be at. Okay. All right, Seattle show. We know the big dick bandit was on stage. He didn't say a word. Her thighs were intimidating. They looked amazing. I just knew I couldn't handle them. I'm jealous. Should we go to the real couple? The real couple. And are you going to be honest?

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586.805 - 590.652 Julian

Well, we won't say any... We can't say no names. We can't do that.

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590.672 - 597.004 Rory

Who cares? No one's going to know their names. I'm just asking, are you going to be honest during this segment? About what? Oh. About the fucking...

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597.625 - 618.604 Julian

animal that you are and how you just really ruin people's lives we knew that I'm not listen so what I did was right yeah no no I know so what happened was we bring couples on stage and we just talk to them try to get to know them they came to the meet and greet we thought they were cool at the meet and greet we asked them if they would like to come kick with us on stage she said if her boyfriend was cool with it she was he was down cool

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619.951 - 638.096 Julian

The one thing that we forget to factor in, Rory, is by the time we finish the meet and greet and we go back and change and then hit the stage, people have had some alcohol. They're about six Jamesons deep. So it's a whole different couple we're meeting when we come back out. It's not the same couple, not the same energy. Nope. This couple comes on stage. We start kicking it.

638.116 - 639.76 Julian

We're like, okay, energy is great.

639.78 - 648.94 Rory

Wait, because Julian told me new information today that I was not aware of. Okay. Because, again, I thought meet and greet went fine. I thought they would be a really cool couple. They've been together for like two years.

648.981 - 649.181 Unknown

Yeah.

649.742 - 656.758 Rory

She was pretty. He was an attractive dude. I'm cool with my sexuality. They were a great looking couple that I thought lasted for two years. I said, that's amazing. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What comparisons are made between SZA's albums and classic hip-hop?

2447.568 - 2456.811 Rory

A new weirdest take because you have some weird takes but this might be a new one? The best way to compare SZA's first album and second album Oh my God.

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2457.091 - 2459.934 Julian

Say this again, Peej. You said this in the car, Peej. Go ahead.

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2460.134 - 2461.175 Rory

Control is Illmatic.

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2461.716 - 2464.058 Julian

Yeah, he did say this.

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2464.078 - 2480.575 Rory

And SOS is It Was Written. Wow. How am I wrong? Control is the most precise fucking R&B album ever. The way Illmatic is with rap. Okay. It's a perfect album. It's fucking 10 records. It's perfect. It has replay value forever.

2480.735 - 2482.617 Unknown

Yeah. Go on.

2482.867 - 2503.761 Rory

We, to this day, say most of us think It Was Written is better than Illmatic. Yep. He experimented differently. He chose different sounds, but he was still on his shit, but he grew his sound. It wasn't the perfect shit that we had with Illmatic. Right. SOS is It Was Written, and I think, give it 15 years, we might say one day SOS is better than Control.

2503.741 - 2512.28 Rory

The same way Control is the classic that it is. I know y'all clown me, but that was the first thing I thought about. I said, all right, Control is Illmatic.

Chapter 4: How do they discuss the concept of NDAs in relationships?

2512.3 - 2523.421 Rory

This is her... It was written. She has a complete... She had... Her fucking... I wish I would have fucked him is... Nas is hate me now. Oh, my gosh.

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2523.942 - 2527.906 Rory

It's just a whole new sound, and you're going for it. You didn't say that.

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2527.926 - 2530.609 Unknown

That was crazy. You didn't say that in the car.

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2530.909 - 2541.84 Rory

She went pop. Hate me now. Nas got with Puff. Yeah. We was like, damn, Nas. You went and did the pop shit. You went with Puff. Leather suits. Yeah, leather suits.

2541.86 - 2542.081 Peej

Damn, Nas.

2542.101 - 2555.066 Rory

You sat on top of the corner store dressed in leather. Spitting champagne out. And you got fucking Puff screaming, yo, I fucking hate everybody. Yeah. She went Avril Lavigne pop rock on this album. It's the same thing to me. Yeah, to you. To me, it's the same thing. No, no, no. Specifically.

2555.507 - 2557.071 Julian

SOS is it was written.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of signing an NDA for dating?

2557.111 - 2563.228 Julian

Listen, once you say to you, I can't argue with you. As long as you make it a personal thing.

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2563.208 - 2586.313 Julian

never gonna argue me yeah i'm never gonna argue how you take in music and how you identify with it that's your thing i just like to hear it because it's funny but i do understand what you're saying she she stepped into a completely different sound yeah i get it i understand what you're saying it's an amazing gone girl to me is a fucking that's one of the best gone girl is i gave you power jesus rory

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2586.698 - 2596.233 Julian

No, she was the gun. I gave you... She was the gun in that. Yeah, no, I get it. She was the gun in Gone Girl. I get it. Great movie, by the way. Gone Girl. Classic.

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2596.253 - 2597.274 Peej

Shout out to Ben.

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2597.875 - 2600.239 Julian

Classic fucking movie. Shout out to Ben.

2600.259 - 2605.487 Unknown

Wait, was that the guy's name? Ben Affleck. Oh. I thought you meant in the film.

2606.708 - 2608.892 Rory

No, yeah, he's in the film. Yeah, he's Ben Affleck.

2608.912 - 2610.174 Unknown

No, no, like the actor character.

2610.194 - 2610.755 Rory

No, no, yeah.

Chapter 6: How do they view the idea of prenups in marriages?

2633.365 - 2640.275 Rory

Fuck him cause I miss you. The fact that I've been singing that too is even more PTSD. How should I have dealt with that?

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2641.076 - 2646.056 Julian

SZA said your favorite athlete can't fuck. That's why she ain't calling back.

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2648.239 - 2656.469 Rory

I mean, I wouldn't do that to Iverson. I think Iverson can fuck. Yo. What made you just think about that? Wait, whoa, Rory. What made you go with that?

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2656.489 - 2660.093 Julian

I didn't. Yeah, like, I'm chilling. He don't even play no more.

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2660.113 - 2671.987 Rory

He's my favorite athlete. Of all time? Probably, yeah. Really? I would put Iverson. Allen Iverson? Yes. No. No, Max Iverson. I always took you for a Conor McGregor guy. Exactly.

2672.007 - 2680.451 Julian

Or Canelo. Or Canelo. I mean, but McGregor did. Deadlift shrimp. We just left Seattle. Patty. Yeah, like.

2680.471 - 2692.728 Rory

You look like a Gary Payton guy. Me? What does that mean? I'm like Gary Payton. Wait, why Iverson can't be my favorite athlete? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I just didn't take you for an Iverson guy like that. Yeah, same.

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Why?

2693.264 - 2694.106 Rory

What type of guy am I?

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