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Episode 129 | Merry Chrithmith

23 Dec 2022

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. I just don't know how you leave your house. I hope you would take a shit before you leave your house in the morning. Of course. Right? Then take a shower and then go about your day. I just don't know how you need to shit. Because, Maul, they put Shake Shacks in airports now. Yeah, it's the sickest thing, dude.

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19.805 - 24.271 Rory

Yo, I love Shake Shack, but when I see that line at JFK, I'm like, what are y'all doing?

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24.291 - 25.393 Ed

At like six in the morning, bro.

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But that's my point. Why are you eating that shit and then getting on a flight? That's sick. That's the craziest thing in the world to me, like, I'm going to have this burger with cheese and I'm going to get a strawberry shake. With fries. With fries. Then I'm going to get on this fucking six-hour flight to Cali. And I'm a middle seat. Yeah, like, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

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Merry Christmas. To everybody out there, happy holiday. Pray that you are all safe and everybody had a great, great year. Almost done. We got about a week left. Something like that. A week left in 2022 was a great year. Time is just a construct. Oh, man. Time is definitely something that you start thinking about as you get older. Like, all right.

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Who's making these rules of how fast this shit moves? To think about everything that happened this year, everything that we've done this year, it's like, damn, man. All of that was in just one year, and it feels like it was just January three months ago, honestly.

99.266 - 112.404 Rory

Kyrie needs to reset the simulation. I think that's our only hope at this point. Unflatten the earth. Let's get back to this globe. We should start... I hate doing this, but you know... We should be nice.

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Well, first and foremost, let's thank every city, everybody that came out to all the shows. Congrats, team, on a successful tour of 2022.

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Cities, I don't mind thanking. But our crew, our team, our friends, our pals. Thank you. Thank you, guys, man. Thank you, Eden. Thank you, Julian, Damaris. Benner, Brandy, Oren, Jazz, you know, the whole crew for the whole year. Peach, of course. Big Peach, the biggest. Wolf, my apartment, Beth. Basely. Definitely Beth.

Chapter 2: What are the best and worst Christmas gifts shared?

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I'll take this. Thank you to Chicago, D.C., Charlotte, Houston, Dallas, Seattle, Atlanta, New York, L.A., Boston, Mexico City. Yeah, Mexico City. London, of course. Yeah, man. Thank you to everybody. I said Boston right to Wilbur. Thank you to everybody that came out.

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The lesbian couple.

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they were like the last fans we met but they were cool in Boston super cool I told them when I went to the bar to meet Julian and the guys I was like yeah I'll come to the bar kick which I went to the bar and they was in there the girls was talking and they was like you know kind of like canoodling a little bit well they were in a relationship well yeah but you know you canoodle they were in love yeah they were canoodling you know what canoodle it is so then I turn and I'm looking at them as they canoodle and I say yo yo stop all that gay shit alright that's very funny

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I mean, they, no, they know. It would have been funnier if she said that.

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259.98 - 261.883 Rory

Yeah. Hey, chill out. Yeah, chill, come on.

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Come on, cut out all that gay shit. Shout out to them. They were super cool. Really, really sweet girls.

267.952 - 274.962 Rory

Yeah, I feel like next year we have to figure out a way not to bring Ed in anywhere. What did I do? I think that's probably the only thing I can really think of as far as notes.

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Yeah, the only note I have is we have to find a way for Ed to record us remotely from his bedroom where we don't have to see his face. Oh, you're not going to want that.

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Zoom with no video either.

Chapter 3: How did the guys feel about their 2022 tour?

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Yeah. Possibly no audio. We could just do the chat.

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Just chat? Find a way to make sure that the projectors are working in every venue. What are we on tour? About 8 for 11? What?

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As far as projectors working?

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Yeah. Oh, okay. Because London was, no, didn't work. Seattle cut out.

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305.209 - 307.472 Rory

Seattle cut out. Houston, we didn't even have one.

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Houston. No, no, we had one in Houston.

310.236 - 312.259 Rory

Oh, we did one? Yeah. I don't know, man.

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We had one in Houston.

314.241 - 320.911 Rory

D.C. it cut out. Did it? Yeah, we could, like, the moment we got on stage, Peej got a fucking FaceTime call on it.

Chapter 4: What were the top rap and R&B albums of the year?

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Agreed. Agreed. But if it's one thing we do know, that it's going to be hiccups. It's going to be mishaps here and there. But overall, shout out to the team. Shout out to you guys for a successful 2022 tour. It was a great, great run. Yeah. Met a lot of cool people. What was your favorite show? My favorite show? Fuck. I really liked Chicago, man. Chicago was great. I like Chicago.

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Chicago catfished the whole tour. Yeah. That was the first show and I was like, oh, this is going to be fucking great. Yeah. Then we get to DC, Projector, the moment we step on stage. Done. LA was good too, though. I loved our LA show. I loved our New York show.

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New York show was really good. London was incredible. We didn't really have no bad shows other than Projector's not working. I think the crowd was great. I think, you know, everybody that came out, everybody that came on stage, the couples were great. Boston, I could barely keep my eyes open, but it was cool. Boston? No, Boston was great. I like Boston. Boston was Boston. Like, the energy.

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Grandma that was out. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I can't wait for her to make me chicken and dumplings sometime in the future.

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I mean, I think that...

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solidified you may be the heartthrob of the podcast i think that's you are you are a sex symbol where you in this in this broadcast you do not turn on the 80 year old demographic so you know what we don't know where our demographic is coming from and we're like women are in their 80s that listen to the show yeah i'm pulling those numbers in for sure come on god damn it you gotta they definitely download yeah

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oh no the 80 year olds yeah they hit download they go back they go back and listen for sure and I bring out all the women that like Jadakiss absolutely it's a balance we need balance here on this thing so shout out to all of the cities thank you for everyone that came out and supported supported us this year we appreciate you we love each and every one of you and

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We promise we'll be back soon to some of these cities. Or not. Or not. Or not.

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Or maybe not. Who knows?

Chapter 5: What are the highlights and lowlights of the tour recap?

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I don't either. She probably talked about her pussy. Kodak, Black, Silent Hill, Big Sean, Go Off. Talked about an exit strategy. Lil Baby, Sleazy Flow, Lil Wayne, Just In Time, JT's Super Freaky Girl. 21 Savage, Thought I Was Playin' was a good feature. Little Dirk Rumors, Kanye West, City of Gods, CeeLo, Catfish, Blackened. I don't remember that.

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Neither do I. French Montana, Wap Wap, Conway the Machine. That's the way you said that.

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Chapter 6: What are the guys' thoughts on their favorite and least favorite Christmas gifts?

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Wait, which French was it? What was it? Wap Wap. All right, cool. I didn't hear you the first time. The remix. Is it Wap Wap or Wap Wap?

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2470.495 - 2479.637 Rory

I don't know. It looks like Wap. It looks like Wap, right? Is that like... The male response to WAP? I think so. The H gives it the app. Got you.

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Conway the Machine, Tyson vs. Ali, Tyler the Creator, Cash In, Cash Out.

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2483.984 - 2484.525 Maul

I love that record.

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Ransom, Last Gasp. Try the Ransom.

2487.169 - 2491.476 Rory

Not mad at this list. All right, BDOT. You got away with it again.

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That big Sean verse was hard, though.

2494.982 - 2512.804 Rory

Yeah. Don't go off. I feel like something from Metro's album should be on there. I feel like Metro's album should be... Oh, The Weeknd. Yeah, Creepin'. Yeah, why... All right. Metro... Shut up. Metro's album should be in that... At least in the conversation for Top 10. Absolutely. I know it just came out. That's what I'm saying. It just came out.

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It did. It did. Less than a month. I feel like, go back to the Top 10 albums.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the No Jumper interview?

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I feel like it's an album that came out after fucking the Metro album.

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2522.521 - 2530.969 Maul

Metro's album also did over 100K in sales second week. Her loss didn't come out that long ago. Her loss was way before Metro's. Yeah.

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2531.33 - 2536.036 Rory

I just don't know what I would take off the list I would tend to put Metro's yet.

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Did King's Disease 3 come out after Metro? Came before. Before. Yeah. It came before Metro's.

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2543.245 - 2549.553 Maul

Metro's was the last hip hop major project I would say of the year. Got you.

2550.374 - 2565.945 Unknown

All right. Yeah, because he came after. Well, pardon me. Absol. came out. Abso is the last official book. Metro came, I think, three weeks before that? Metro came out the weekend of our New York show. Yeah, so that was like three weeks before Ab's album. Okay.

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R&B albums? R&B, let's get to it. We don't have Beat Out to guide us through this list. No. This one is pretty... I have my 10, again, through this together. Subject to change. My favorites, off the top of my head. Okay. Number one, which I think could also be a rap album, SZA S.O.S. Do you think that could be a rap album? She was giving some bars. She might be the best rapper of 2022.

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That is my favorite R&B album of the year.

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Number two, Robert Glass for Black Radio 3. Good album. Number three, Adele 30. Number four, Brent Fayaz Wasteland. Number five, Amber Mark, Three Dimensions Deep. Six, Lucky Day Candy Drip. Seven, Ari Lennox, ASL. Eight, Alex Ise, Marigold. Nine, Giveon, Give or Take, which I think was for some weird reason a very underrated and not talked about album this year.

Chapter 8: What reflections do the hosts share about the year and upcoming plans?

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Not mad at your list, but I definitely would put Sabrina Claudio and Sid's album in there. Ombre's, it was an EP. That's why I didn't put Ombre's in there. But it was a really, really good project. Ombre 3000 is one of my favorite projects of the year. So shout out to Ombre. Chris Brown Breezy needs to be talked about. It just wasn't in my personal 10.

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And I think it's Crystal on the 24th song thing. How many songs was on Breezy? It was a good amount, but it wasn't the 40 plus he'd done. It was like 18, 20. Okay, so that's not bad for Chris, because Chris would give you 63 joints. Yeah, he was going nuts. I tell you to dissect that, B-Dot. Oh, no, it is 24. 24. But that's still light for Chris, I feel like.

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Yeah, Chris would give you, because he's- Here's seven albums in one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, he works his ass off. He's going to record some fucking music. But yeah, overall, 2022 was a great year for music, man. A lot of really good music came out this year.

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2767.925 - 2793.647 Rory

I did, quickly, I did put together a top three R&B song list. Ooh. Number one. Creeping. Rory Drum, Alex Isley. Ugh. I want you, but you'll never know. Number two, Rory, Raheem, Chantel May. Yeah. Not me. And number three. Take a guess. Listen, I know this is. Listen, I. This was a wild card for me. Rory, Pink Sweats. Wow. Don't go. That was a tough list to put together.

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2793.747 - 2796.091 Rory

Yeah, that would be my top three R&B songs.

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That's a very, very tough list to put together. Yeah. I'm glad you were able to do it and get it done, though.

2800.977 - 2804.027 Rory

I think the order could shift on those three. Depending on the day.

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Depending on how you feel. Either or.

2806.434 - 2809.785 Ed

I can't wait for you to win Album of the Year next year. Or next year. Or the year after.

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