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Episode 134 | Bring Back Naked News!

17 Jan 2023

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 3.763 Mal

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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4.452 - 16.704 Julian Edelman

This is Julian Edelman, host of Games With Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious This Is Important podcast. Let's go! We did beat them in improv.

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16.724 - 34.122 Unknown

You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools, would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlager. James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it. For more Games With Names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

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35.772 - 51.052 Unknown

I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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51.252 - 71.057 Unknown

Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Paul show are geniuses.

71.557 - 89.213 Unknown

We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand. Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong. But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though.

89.554 - 95.479 Unknown

Listen to the Nick Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

96.708 - 117.713 Rory

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Fucking bitches and these other rappers niggas changed. Then he goes to On My Name, Fuck The Fame. You know what I was all about, Manny. Now, Manny, Manolo, Scarface, that relationship. Who is Party talking about? See, until he tweeted, I don't want to do an interview. I told you that I love that girl. I was in, I was out, speaking candid.

117.733 - 125.712 Rory

Oh, Drake done fucked this nigga, one of this nigga's girls. 100%. Oh, man, Drizzy. That's why we didn't get a party album. He was depressed.

Chapter 2: What scandal involves the Laverne Police Department?

1574.786 - 1588.5 Rory

It's just not... I don't know if they're giving up like a half a million dollar deal to the girl to do the cover in 24 hours. No, I think you can parlay that into something like more money. Like with Drake's gambling company? Yeah. Like take the Playboy money and then... Gotcha.

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1588.9 - 1589.963 Unknown

I think so.

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1589.943 - 1599.359 Rory

Well, I mean, I don't know if she's going to continue keeping up with this, then obviously this would make more money than just doing a cover. But I think she'd get more than $300K to do some naked magazine shit.

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1599.72 - 1599.9 Unknown

Yeah.

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1600.361 - 1621.868 Rory

If each of us did an OnlyFans, who would have the most successful OnlyFans? It's funny. I think about that all the time. Yeah. To answer. So I have an immediate answer. Hmm. I'm going to go with Maul just because his rep in the streets is an eight, and there would be a lot of variety on there. And hips. You never know. Variety. Yeah, I feel like you would mix it up. I feel like, you know.

1622.689 - 1636.29 Rory

Like one would be what? I think the rest of us would, well, not Julian, because his would be fucking sick. Yeah. He'd do numbers on the dark web. Whoa. On the dark. That's racist.

1636.31 - 1637.053 Unknown

That's racist.

1637.093 - 1645.38 Rory

Like Russian teenagers would go nuts for Julian's OnlyFans. But I think Maul would come out the gate just because, you know, there'd be a lot of options on there.

1645.715 - 1671.537 Rory

okay yeah we've we've seen where your money bags we've seen you gogurt i think i think yeah i think that you're doing seven seconds off the gogurt and you were eight in the streets i think that if you did your only fans i think that you would probably make the most because girls would want to see if the the drapes match the curtains and like i told you hard with the rockets red hardwood floors rockets red you hear this guy he just told you

Chapter 3: What are the implications of SZA vs. Summer Walker in concert choices?

2551.708 - 2558.3 Rory

Ew. SZA or Summer. Why did you say ew? I thought we said to mute your mic. They can't hear me right now.

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2558.32 - 2559.803 Mal

SZA for Rory, Summer for Maul.

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2560.39 - 2572.13 Rory

We already know Maul's this summer. Maul traveled abroad. I've walked a thousand miles. He printed, you know when you get the passport the same day for $750?

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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to Party Next Door's new music?

2573.232 - 2597.502 Rory

Maul did that to see summer before her first album. Fuck you. Her first album was out. He did it for the EP. He went to Toronto. Yeah. He risked the warrant he had for that. This is interesting only because obviously SZA's SOS album is phenomenal. Probably album of the year. But Summer Walker's two albums, man. All right.

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2598.038 - 2619.401 Rory

Give the background for people that haven't heard our same night, same city thing. We're saying same venue, same arena. No, no, not the same arena. They're just in the same city. The same night. So you can't, you got to pick one. Which one do you go see? Now, I know a lot of people are going to say SZA because Summer Walker's live performances are kind of lackluster.

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2619.441 - 2643.518 Rory

She doesn't really give a lot of energy. But I mean, to hear the records. I'm going SZA. And here's why. At the Summer Walker concert, it's going to be a lot of bartender-esque women that got the night off or are going there before they have to work their shift. They're there for captions. They're there for videos. They're not there to really enjoy the night.

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2644.259 - 2672.585 Rory

You don't think SZA has the same family? I could get very vulnerable with the women that are at the SZA concert. Our phones will be away. We'll feel seen. You don't think SZA would have some bartenders, some IG vixens at her concert? Not if Summer Walker's in town that night. I just think that more people would listen to a Summer Walker set than they would a SZA set. Why do you say that?

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2672.605 - 2697.376 Rory

I think off of SZA, I mean, Summer Walker is over it and still over it. Just those two albums. I think that people would enjoy hearing those records more. SOS, phenomenal project. Phenomenal. But I just think that over it and still over it combined, if you say Summer's performing these songs from these two albums, I think more people would want to hear those songs.

2697.457 - 2705.184 Rory

Who sings along more when SZA Good Days comes on? Well, I mean, everybody's going to sing along to that. Summer's going to sing to that.

2705.204 - 2725.705 Mal

Summer has like the RNs, the girls who are like in between like 27 and like 37. Those are her people. SZA has the younger girls. SZA has the teenagers, like the girls that used to be on Tumblr. But like the current version of those right now. Like the teenagers love SZA.

2726.066 - 2727.908 Rory

But SZA also has all the 30 year olds.

2728.429 - 2728.99 Mal

She does.

Chapter 5: What insights are shared about the new House Party film?

2782.456 - 2785.321 Rory

And you're saying that's what even on SOS is still SZA's content?

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2785.341 - 2792.754 Mal

That's what SZA's talking about on SOS more than anything. Control wasn't that bad. SOS is way more self-hating.

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2792.954 - 2798.584 Rory

I agree and disagree is that I think this generation of 30 year olds is different than any generation.

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2798.564 - 2823.964 Rory

generation of 30 year olds in the history of the world because it's probably the most 30 year olds that are not married or in like steady relationships so i think they still feel the way sZA feels on this album i i wouldn't word it as i gave it away to some lame type of shit but insecurities and everything that sZA is talking about not taking accountability as well you know i treat everyone like shit why does no one love me i can't i don't understand it type of shit

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2824.653 - 2847.564 Rory

Yeah, I think SZA still has those 30-year-olds. It's mad 30-year-olds now that aren't married. All right, so let's take a poll around the room. I'll go to Summer. You say you SZA. Julian? I would do SZA. You would do SZA? I would do SZA. I've seen Summer a couple times. SZA. SZA? Damn. Well, fuck y'all. I don't want y'all to call me anyway. You weren't going to invite us. No, I wasn't. For sure.

2848.085 - 2852.711 Rory

We would have to end up at the concert. It was just going to be me and Summer. Party bike?

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Yeah.

2853.492 - 2862.486 Rory

Great record. I think Party is back, man. Listen, Party, I'm just happy that he put out a record. Loved the record. Been listening to it all weekend.

Chapter 6: What are the final thoughts on LeBron James' involvement in the House Party remake?

2863.087 - 2880.061 Rory

This definitely feels like a batch from the old Party that he was like, you know what, let me throw this out. Go to the top, Julian. I don't know what, this is genius. Oh, he said OG Parker. That's who produced it. I thought he started that shit out with OG Party. Like, you getting the old party. I'm back on my bullshit. Yeah.

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2880.081 - 2898.267 Rory

Because when it started, I was like, yeah, this is the old party shit that I like. This is definitely one of those party records that we feel like we were supposed to get on one of those party trilogies. Definitely was that type of vibe, that type of energy. I'm just happy that Party is, you know, he's putting out music.

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2898.287 - 2905.757 Rory

I hope we get a full length project soon because we need a good party album, man. Look at the game that he's trying to give.

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2905.737 - 2928.558 Rory

out and what i what i loved about party he rarely tweets but tweeted out i'm not doing interview this is my life and the song starts with fuck all my bitches old friends y'all let that girl fuck anybody she out here catching everybody told her not to lean on anybody told her not to be seen with anybody no interviews no this is my real life i interview myself You asking questions?

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2928.598 - 2946.371 Rory

Because I know what questions y'all going to ask me. Who's the girl? Who's the girl? So look, I'm talking about it in my song. I just think that it's just always a good sign when we get a good party record that everybody fucks with. So I think Party sits back and he looks at that like, all right, I got the project. The album is done already. We know that. He's one of the best writers that we have.

2946.832 - 2948.535 Rory

So we know a project is done.

2948.515 - 2971.047 Rory

hopefully we get it soon man we need a good fucking party out how did you feel maul just because i feel like you've you've schooled the youth on on how they should move in in relationships join go back up a little bit more told her not to be seen with anybody it's gonna be so hard to claim back that body when i want it oh whoa oh oh yeah yeah can you break that down a little bit for us yeah break it down maul

2971.364 - 3000.826 Rory

Well, what Professor Party is trying to say right here in this great soliloquy that he's given us is, you know, once you date a guy like me, You can't just be out here just laying down with anybody. I'm party. Next door. And very progressive, professor progressive, he's not saying you can't fuck whoever. Yeah, let it be worth it. Just don't be seen. I can't claim you again now.

3000.906 - 3022.16 Rory

It's like when Drake said, I can't meet you in the lobby. I'm not just anybody. It's like, come on, I'm not just anybody. Once you fucking with me, you got to be seen with somebody that's at least Of the upper echelon of artists or, you know, just somebody that's just doing extremely well in their craft and in their skill set. You can't just be out here fucking.

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