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New Rory & MAL

Episode 139 | The Minority Report

03 Feb 2023

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast.

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2.616 - 7.845 Mal

Guaranteed human. I've never eaten a man's ass in my entire life. This is the renaissance. This is the renaissance. You being a girl's ass? Yes.

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Alright, same shit.

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8.907 - 11.852 Mal

No, it is not the same shit. Same shit. It is not the same thing.

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11.933 - 14.918 Julian

Same thing. It is not the same thing. Who did Lamborghini his door?

15.018 - 16.561 Rory

No two assholes are alike, right?

16.581 - 18.585 Julian

No, I'm good. They both got shit in them.

18.625 - 26.375 Rory

No two assholes are alike. Why do people say that? Why is that... Because his ass has shit in it. You don't just have shit in your ass.

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You think I'm just sitting right now in a bed of shit? That's what you just said. It has shit in it. No, I'm saying it's an ass. What's the difference? You're going to eat an ass. One, you're just eating because it's a woman. The other, you're going to eat a guy and you get fucking Beyonce tickets. Sounds like one has way more upside for you. Make an eye contact as soon

Chapter 2: What insights are shared about the Apollo Theater experience?

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That's dope. That woman from that night that we saw at stumble in opened with the same, the same 10 minutes she did hilarious crushed. And yeah, Louie is, he's incredible. Like it was,

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wasn't he cancelled at one point but like I don't want to talk to him he was he was ready to get us cancelled it's different on camera oh yeah right he was cancelled at one point what Louis was doing I guess he didn't physically assault anyone and kill me if he did I don't know but from what I understand is he was jerking off in rooms in front of female comedians or just any really any woman yeah

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and like that was like his fetish was just like jerking off and masturbating and like not giving them the out to like leave the room I don't know if he was like he's not like holding him down or anything but he's just like you're hot and then he would just finish look like a clown with like cum and shit and then be like okay

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446.56 - 447.261 Rory

Oh, so he's a weirdo.

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He's a weirdo.

448.042 - 449.563 Rory

Like it's a super weird fetish.

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It's not, I'm not saying it's not cool. Like I'm not like condoning it. Yeah. But like that was his thing. Oh, okay. Well, like the comedians all love him. Well, it's good to see that he's a 18,000 people.

460.155 - 475.335 Rory

He sold out. He sold out the garden. He's not that much of a canceled guy. Is he? Yeah. I mean, not if you sold out the garden. Yeah. If you sell out the garden, you're not canceled. So that's back to my, uh, Look, man, I could. Cancel anybody? No, not that you can't cancel anybody. I feel like Bill could do that, too.

475.355 - 487.724 Rory

I'm just saying, if Cosby, if his tickets go on sale at the Garden tomorrow, if Louis C.K. sold out the Garden, I guarantee you Bill Cosby. Who are you going to go see first, Bill Cosby or Beyonce? Same night?

Chapter 3: What are the main themes in the discussion about Lil Yachty's new album?

3013.06 - 3030.062 Mal

Yeah, it's been redone. It's old. It's actually very old. And that's why I didn't want to see that. It's pretty old. Because I thought it was going to be corny. However, what I do like because they knew that that has been played out so much, they didn't really focus on the plot because the plot is what it is. But they focused on the actual lines delivered. And I feel like they didn't half ass it.

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3030.102 - 3049.537 Mal

Right. I don't feel like they were corny. I feel like they were actually offensive. Like the humor was actually offensive. It wasn't typical black versus white humor. I feel like Eddie said some offensive shit. The Jewish mom said some offensive shit. And I was with that. Like, I feel like it was realer than obviously it's not real, but I feel like the things that they were saying were things.

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3049.557 - 3050.739 Mal

You feel like they didn't try to.

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3051.1 - 3058.155 Rory

They went right to it. They went right to the offensive shit. They went right to what probably would be said. The awkwardness of it.

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Yeah.

3059.89 - 3078.06 Rory

Just the uncomfortable air of trying to fit in, try to seem like, oh, I like you, I'm accepting you. But it's really like, oh, you're just a trophy. Like, oh, this is my black daughter-in-law and things like that. That sounds good. So then where did they go wrong? I think, I mean, people have been having their whole thing pieces on it since it came out.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about Smokey Robinson's new album?

3078.18 - 3079.242 Rory

I've seen some of it online.

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3079.542 - 3087.216 Mal

And people hate Kenya Barrison because Kenya Barrison makes everybody mixed in all of his work. So that's a big fight thing.

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What do you mean he makes everybody mixed?

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3088.338 - 3092.445 Mal

So, like, because of, like, blackish, right? Mm-hmm.

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3092.425 - 3118.517 Mal

a lot of people he just there's a lot of like mixed shit in his he gets attacked for that a lot Kenya Barris uh the Indian girl because they're not black uh they're mixed Mindy Kaylin yes Mindy uh Shonda Rhimes all of them get attacked for like the every time there's a black or an Indian character centered there has to be a white person next to them well it's called black-ish okay exactly it's not just called black no they're yeah

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Like, there's a light skinned mixture.

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This is why you're here. Your observation, your eyes. I got the mind of Kenya, bro. I get it. The mind of Kenya. I love the play that they had off me and Rory in the pod. Yeah, let's talk about that. They stole your whole blueprint, Maul. They stole your whole blueprint.

3135.033 - 3164.108 Rory

So you're a black dyke? No. Well, people... Maul is the Sam Jay of this pod. Yeah, I am, I guess. Whatever. I just saw people saying it. People were texting me about it and things like that. I thought it was funny, but I thought the movie was okay. I wasn't crazy about it. It was just certain things that I was like, okay, you know, The chemistry between them wasn't really believable.

3165.55 - 3170.958 Rory

I don't know if Kenya did that on purpose to get people to talk about it and would make people want to watch it and see it.

Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts share about the music industry and artist evolution?

3170.978 - 3189.544 Rory

I feel like Kenya is very calculated. He thinks everything through. He's very intentional. I think that he thought that obviously people would be like, there's no way Jonah Hill or Lauryn Hill would ever be attracted to Jonah Hill. I saw people saying that too. I believe it. I think all of that was Kenya doing that on purpose. I think the casting was very intentional.

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3189.524 - 3218.974 Rory

it caused everybody I know people that didn't see it but then they seen everybody talking about it they watched it so I mean it's the number one movie on Netflix right now so congrats to Kenya and Jonah Hill I was disappointed for that what were you expecting I couldn't be disappointed because I expected nothing I didn't have much expectations from it I just wanted to see what was Kenya's latest offering with this I wanted to see what Jonah Hill would do it was good to see Lauren Lauren London um

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Back on film.

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3220.097 - 3224.549 Mal

I like the little Nipsey things they put in there, the little tidbits, breadcrumbs they put in there.

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3224.789 - 3248.446 Rory

Yeah, they played some of Nip's music. Yeah, showed his mural as well. Yeah. You know, it was very, again, the marathon store. Very intentional. Kenya is very intentional with his work. Yeah, so I didn't go into it with much expectation. So I can't kill a movie and shit on it and say it was trash because, again, I didn't have any expectations. I thought it was momentary. It was funny. I laughed.

3248.466 - 3254.8 Rory

It was cool. It wasn't nothing crazy. I'm not going to rush to watch it a second time. How was Eddie Murphy?

3255.134 - 3256.616 Mal

Eddie Murphy was funny to me. Eddie was good.

3257.077 - 3259.48 Rory

Eddie Murphy was funny to me. I just feel like there's not much talk about him.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts plan to spend their weekend together?

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He was very... Yeah, I think he was... At least on my time.

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3261.583 - 3280.09 Rory

His role... Well, Eddie's role in it was... He was the dad who obviously had... The Muslim dad had the daughter that was marrying a Jewish man. So you know what that's going to be for a guy like Eddie. Just the lines. He's going to ride him, give him shit, make him feel uncomfortable. You know, you're not good enough for my daughter. My daughter shouldn't be marrying a guy like you.

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3280.11 - 3293.491 Rory

That whole thing. But I thought that Eddie did a good job. I thought that he was, you know, he had his comedic moments here and there. I like the fact that they had other... Was it Young Miami was in it?

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Mm-hmm.

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3294.613 - 3295.435 Rory

Uh...

3295.583 - 3320.224 Rory

lala lala was in it so i mean they had you know andrew schultz schultz was in it um so i get it i mean i again i didn't expect anything i wasn't going to watch this with like oh this better be the best movie on netflix this better be hilarious but i didn't have much i just wanted to see what it was and i wasn't mad at it i wasn't mad at i'm seeing people online you know killing it and for whatever reason again people not being uh

3320.204 - 3335.4 Rory

believe in the chemistry between Lauren London and Jonah Hill saying that they only kissed once in the whole movie things like that that's what people are mad about there's a lot of people there's a lot of couples who like don't kiss at all people don't know that what?

3335.94 - 3348.253 Mal

there's a lot of couples who like barely some people don't like kissing well we know that couples don't like each other too well there's that but they liked each other but some people just aren't kissers explain I mean there are people that are just together just to be together

3348.723 - 3374.072 Rory

like in atlanta that sounds especially especially it is horrible like there's people that are together because you know it's it will be too much like if they broke up like people will be like damn is it be a whole thing you know you gotta so people are literally just together because they don't want to deal with them not being together and answering questions and shit like that divorce is expensive too yeah it's cheaper to keep a wise man once told us that men don't leave women

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