Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Guaranteed human. When was the last time you've seen Kavassi just chilling?
I had some Kavassi about a year ago. My best friend's husband had some. I mean, I talked about him like a dog, too, but I helped him drink it.
Like a dog. You shit it on him for having Kavassi and then drank the Kavassi? I would do that, too, to somebody.
That's such a Demarius thing. Still pass the Kavassi. You got some fucking Kavassi in here? Let me get a cup. Give me the cup, yeah.
No, worry, I'm not. Your duration is so bright. That's what I like. That's what I like. Lucky for you. That's what I like.
welcome to a new episode of the new rory and maul podcast i am maul i'm rory and we are back rory with a new episode for the beautiful people look what juicing juicing does to you man yeah listen i'm doing another uh another juice cleanse man i'm trying to do one every year yeah uh so i wanted to do it now while we're we're stable we're not moving around because it's tough to do this thing while you're traveling i don't think i'm that strong no i think it's inclusive that you're gay once a year um
But usually you're a little groggy. I love how you can say that and it's like there's no backlash. No, there will be. There's no backlash. Keep it. Fuck it.
Z, usually you're a little groggy, low energy with that, right? Or is your body used to it? I mean, I'm used to it now. I'm kind of used to it now. It's not a groggy thing. I just know I got to pace myself. I can't exert too much energy, but I'm all right, though.
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Chapter 2: How does the juice cleanse impact energy levels?
So I was like, you know what? I'm going to go work out. I was like, and I'm going to just take a shower, lay down, relax. Woke up, I seen Julian text like, hey, she goes on at nine. I'm like, oh shit, it was like- 9.15. It was 8.40 or something like that. I was like, oh my God. So I missed the show. Joyce Rice had a show at the Bowery. Yes, Bowery Ball. We were supposed to go as a family.
Oh, we went.
No, I said we were supposed to go, but you guys went. I fucking overslept, but it's okay. Oversleeping for the 9 p.m. show is kind of funny. That's what happens when you try to take a nap at 5 o'clock and you think, you know, I'm going to just take a quick nap. Who thinks that still? Some people take naps. At 5 p.m.? Yeah. I'm out, if that's the case. No.
You're never taking a nap at 5 after, like, working out and getting up early, getting up at 7.30? At this age now, and I'm not trying to age myself, I just can't do 5 p.m. naps anymore. Yeah. I usually don't either, but I just, you know, again, I was... literally worked out, did what I had to do for the day early and I was like, yeah, just watch some TV and take a nap.
Speaking of your crib and your gym, guys, I tried to pull up on Maul since he hasn't invited us in two years to his new fancy Skyrise apartment. Right. Instead of waiting for like the handwritten invite or even the text like, hey, guys, come through for some juice today. I just pulled up. I was like, hey, I'm in the area. Won't say which area. And then Maul's like, bet.
And I was like, nah, like I'm in your area. And he was like, oh, yeah, got to go to Home Depot. See, but look, you had to go to Home Depot.
There's no way you went to Home Depot.
He hit me on a Sunday. That's Aaron's day. I know. I was running errands in the area. So was I. But I was done with my errands, and I was near you. Okay, I wasn't, though. What do you want me to do? Stop what I'm doing? Oh, yeah, come. I'm out. I was moving around. I have a very efficient vehicle. I could have driven you to Lowe's.
Lowe's. To Lowe's. Imagine having to drive to Lowe's. He'd hit me on Sunday, which is like errands, chill day, like moving around. Yeah. And just popped up. Like, what are you doing?
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Chapter 3: What are the experiences from the Valentine's Day show?
Where were we coming from? I feel like we was together coming from somewhere.
I know what you're talking. It was me. And my wheel on my luggage. It was when we got back from Seattle. Was it when we got back from L.A.? No. I forgot where we were coming back from. You had a bump in the airport?
No.
Yeah.
There was a nail? It came off the carousel, and it was missing the one. Oh, okay.
Damn. Oh, that's trash. It was like the big, big one, too. Yeah, then you got to carry it.
So I'm like, so it had like a lean. I'm like, oh, man. So I took it back to the store for them to fix it, right? Which front of a store fixes wheels on luggage? No, you take it back. Is that where you get a brick, too? You take it back to the Tumi store. Okay. And they fix your luggage. Got you. So I took it back to Tumi for them to fix it. They fix it, sent it back in like maybe nine days.
Yeah, they sent it to Italy. Bro. What? The wheel is literally like smaller than all the other wheels. What do you think came back in? I'm like, why would they give me a wheel that's smaller than the other three wheels on my luggage? They gimped your bag?
What is this? So I had to take that back.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of Andrew Tate's controversies?
No, I'm just saying, like, what if they go break into your house and you're not the airplane pointer? You just literally have a cat and cats love lasers. Cats love lasers. Cats love lights, too, like flashlights. You've seen a cat jump on the wall with the laser? I'm just saying, like, if the FBI is in here raiding your shit.
You sound pretty guilty right now. I'm not going to lie. Is this your alibi? Empty your pockets, Julian.
No, they're not saying that you can't own a laser. They're saying that you can't point it at airplanes. Yeah, but how can they prove that you were pointing it at the airplane?
I don't know, dude. They're batting like a thousand. Yeah. What? I spent like an hour going through this trend on YouTube.
I'd say it's more valid if they break into a house and there's like a 15-year-old teenage boy that definitely lives on TikTok. That's really specific. That was very specific. Are you okay? I'm talking about TikTok people.
No, you went from cats as an excuse. Now you have 15-year-old boys in your house. And girls. What are you? Let's roll with you. I've seen this movie before. It blinds the pilots. They have the YouTube footage of the pilots trying to block the lasers with papers and shit. It's just a regular-ass laser pointer. That's crazy.
That's nuts. How do they reach that far?
Some of them are pretty powerful. Yeah, but that's kind of crazy. That's fucked up. How did this even become a trend? Teenagers. Teenagers. Teenagers. Yeah, shit going viral.
People want to do it. You did stupid shit when you were a teenager. Yeah, but we didn't point shit at like airplanes in the sky. How many times do we have to say that? We planked. So I'm not mad at these kids for pointing lasers at planes.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Andrew Tate's situation?
It was fucking hilarious. It's what Young Chop should have done to Vice.
I got to check that out. I did say, like I said last week, we spoke off camera and I did say something about this dude that I don't know much about. I haven't been following the story, but I do want to get more into the story of this dude because I just think that there's a lot of shit in here that's like, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.
obviously these women are setting him up like it's just a bunch of shit so i i just want to i just want to figure this guy out before we i pass judgment on well what are you figuring out from this image that you're singing right here what is this he's holding a sword right is this from the vice doc it is yeah it's from the headquarters okay the tate headquarters so he just walks around with a sword yeah i guess i mean that's my line
It's like there's all these phallic representations. All these guys are like these fucking hyper macho masculine guys. I have a sword. So fuck. Who cares? This is you. You know that, right? That is not me. You're like a Tate minion. I'm not. I'm a what?
You're a Tate minion? You're one of his. You might be on Tate. I'm not. You sniffing Tate? Yeah, you definitely smoke with Tate.
I'm pussy. I'm not a sword wielding fucking Bugatti driving. Now he's pussy.
You're not on Tate time?
I don't have my chest tattooed. Come on. I'm not that. I'm not that.
I mean, you don't have a chest tattoo.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to Eminem's warnings?
This is a good plug for our upcoming Patreon where we are all going to go to a tattoo parlor and I'll tell the story of why I have this tattoo. I will not do it on this pod. The way he defends, yeah, you didn't think that you would. Yeah, patreon.com. I'm not going to talk about it on this pod. I'll talk about it on Patreon. All right, cool. We're going to talk about that.
I had no idea you had that on y'all. Patreon.com. Question. You could be looked at as a Tate follower, like you follow his word. I don't. Should a man ever have more than two buttons unbuttoned on his shirt? If you have a chest tattoo and a shaved chest, yeah.
And if you're sitting on 20 bricks. If you're the plug, if you have 20 kilos sitting, your shirt shouldn't even be buttoned at that point.
How do we feel? I've never seen you with more than two buttons unbuttoned.
You've never seen me with more than two buttons unbuttoned?
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Chapter 7: What role does cult culture play in today's media?
Please tell me where. Because I've seen your chest hair before.
Yeah, I have a lot of chest hair.
No, but that means that it was showing.
Where were you with a button-up shirt on, first of all?
I've definitely worn button-up shirts. Unbuttoned? Yeah, like one or two, not four. Where were you? You saw Cleavage Demers? Oh, I was at Cleavage.
Yeah. His chest was out. I can't remember where we were, though.
When you saw Ed and leaving the hotel in L.A., what's his chest hair showing? No. Shut the fuck up, Julian. But that was more of a conservative first, you know.
Yo, y'all don't know how.
Later he unbuttoned. Y'all don't know how. Later he did one of these. Y'all don't know how mad Anna was that I saw him, yo. Shut the fuck up. Y'all don't see. He tried to hop in that shit. Like, he was actually pushing in, like, go, get in, get in. Oh, fuck more. It's more, it's more. Get in, get in, get in. I'm just sitting in the car laughing, like, look at him. Just nasty. Where you going?
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Chapter 8: What are the predictions for the NBA All-Star Weekend?
Mm-hmm. Everything is based off culture. Oh, I mean... And now... Do we not know that performative? The easiest... Yeah, but now... Even though the internet was not big when Stan came out, Eminem was still on everyone's TV and we started to see the results of when media picks you to be the face of everything. Now you don't need the media.
You literally can be at your crib and just plug in your fucking Wi-Fi and you can be Andrew Tate.
Yeah.
It's so easy to start a cult now. It's a lot of consistency. And everything is based off cult culture. Everything. Well, I think that's because subconsciously... The genre we're in is based off cult culture to some degree.
Do you guys have a cult? Well, no. We don't have a cult. Subconsciously, people are taught to follow now. You have the follow button. Yeah, follow button. You follow, you subscribe, you do things like that. You have to pick a side. You have to pick a team. Yeah.
Subconsciously, you fall into this cycle of just following things, following content, following people, following personalities and things like that. And then... You don't realize that you start taking on these thoughts and these ideas in real time, in real life. You start thinking like that and everything you're consuming, you start to become that. I don't know where it ends.
I will say be careful about what you subscribe to and what you follow and what you take in because a lot of it is not true. A lot of it is not healthy. And a lot of it does affect people in real time, in real life.
Yeah, and the internet, the number one thing it does is... put charismatic people on top. And I don't want to make this a Hitler thing or go down that road, but Hitler was very charismatic. That's what was a big part of why he had a cult. And now if you're just a charismatic person in your crib with no resources, they'll follow. They'll get you there. The tongue is mightier than the sword.
And I've even noticed like with critiques, not only with myself, but other podcasters or even in comments that, People hate when you don't have a clear stance on something. Yeah, you have to pick a side now. And to me, that's very much cult-like culture.
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