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New Rory & MAL

Episode 15 | "Self Love"

02 Nov 2021

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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Bullshit. You sure that's the title, son? Come on, keep it real. Yeah, that's it. No way, no way. They couldn't come up with nothing better than that, son. I mean, for real. I mean, what did you expect them to call it? I mean, they could call that shit anything. I mean, Jungle Fever, Ebony Ivory.

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I mean, but now they might as well call it U-Ball Lift because that shit about to be canceled, for real. You a hater. No Rory and Miles. Yeah, we'll see. No Rory and Miles.

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That was a great clap. You know, I've been working on that. Give yourself a round of applause. Thank you, man. Thank you. So I think we don't give ourselves a round of applause enough, Rory. I think that's the thing. We don't clap for ourselves enough. Because believing in yourself either comes across arrogant or corny. Right. There's really no cool way.

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To clap, to applaud yourself and say I did a great job? It's so funny that self-love is like the new thing. We should all love ourselves. And the moment someone starts loving themselves, like, yo, can you relax? Yeah, like relax, calm down. You think you that, really think you the shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just trying to, you told me to love myself and I'm, here I am loving. Yeah.

Chapter 2: How do Rory and Mal feel about Sanaa Lathan's movie persona?

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It was like, are you happy for us or are you...

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mad that you're singing and didn't make this much money i don't know i feel like i got that same dm and i can't remember who it was because i remember you know we're mutual friends okay but it was weird i was like yo i fuck with you bro like i i don't you want to come on the podcast yeah like this is kind of weird but it was like ask me to borrow money yeah it was it was a little weird but uh you know more importantly i think that people the the general consensus is people are happy

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um that we were able to you know pivot and do what we wanted to do and and still retain ownership of our show but shout out to more sauce yeah shout out to jazz shout out to serious uh stitcher um so yeah this is the start of a beautiful relationship man um it just feels good yeah this is why we you know we wanted to come and not make this partnership happen because we just we love the energy from day one i think that was the one thing that we talked about we just we just enjoyed uh how interested and how vested they were in us

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Yeah, it was funny because they were one of the first people that reached out and what they sent over. I remember joking in the group chat like, are they sure? They're giving us pretty much every last thing that we would ask for. And then, of course, we did our due diligence and talked to other people and just kept going back. Like, I don't know, man. A serious deal kind of seems like the one.

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Even if there is bigger money offers, this seems like the one that makes the most sense for us. Yeah.

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been great but you know we're with stitcher more sauce serious now we're available wherever podcasts are available so it's not like you have to go find some app that doesn't work for free yes because people were asking if they would have to pay you know you just go find us wherever you find your podcast at we're right there uh continue to follow us on social medias new rory and maul

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added the s to that social medias what is with the hood and adding plurals to everything what is with hood plurals i mean meek mills his name is meek mill great adventures it's called great adventure i don't know if the barnes and nobles it's called barnes and nobles did the hood do that yes the hood definitely did that okay i mean i think that's because we're so used to not having a lot so you kind of want to just like put extras on everything tell biggs to put that in the mean yeah

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and then tag you yo this is a half joke yeah yeah yeah I mean I think that's more I think that's what it is man we just so used to not having shit so when we do have it we go overboard that's all gotta add the plural to it yeah you gotta get it I understand alright well we're uh we're available every Tuesday and Friday episodes twice a week yes it'll be us it'll be some guests it'll be some random people it'll be our friends in here have fun man we're gonna have fun talk shit talk about the culture music

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sports um it's a lot of good series out bro tv is great right now of course i'm loving tv right now i can't i'm just loving it i do i do want to get into that squid game ending in a little bit we'll get to that eventually here we go okay like we gotta talk about no we will that was some some weird shit but first day oh that was the weird shit about that whole thing the banding yes the fucking the first episode was weird shit that's why i couldn't turn it off i was like what is this

Chapter 3: What happened at the Tiana Halloween party?

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You know I got you.

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Iman is a cool dude, man. I fuck with Iman. But she told me that. Is that why the Tiana Halloween party got shot up? No. Because Ma was throwing money bags and dude pulled up like, nah, I'm not having this. That's hilarious. But no, don't put that on Iman. And thankfully no one was hurt. Yes. But she told me that her and Iman had been beefing that day. They argued about whatever.

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And I didn't even remember what she posted, but it was a video of her twerking.

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okay so when she said that she was like so all he saw because i was like yo iman gotta know we fam like he know i'm not like come on and she was like yo it didn't even matter who it was he just saw me twerking and then somebody respond with a blue check right so she was like he was just on a thousand because he was mad and she said she had posted the twerk video because she knew that he wasn't gonna like that you know how couples do they okay cool all right we beefing if anybody knows i know

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Right. So it's I'm only mad because I didn't see what he said because somebody responded to what he said. And I clicked on that. But he had already deleted it. But it's just funny because it's like people really think that that money bag shit is like a flirt. And it's like, first of all, Tiana's family. I'm not flirting with Tiana. I know we get it. Harlem sticks together. I understand.

Chapter 4: How do friendships affect relationships?

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Right. But it's not flirting. It's just like I'm here. It's just like a tag. You don't get to decide that if that's your decision. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So I can't decide when I'm flirting or not? I don't have that power anymore? No. That's crazy. Yo, you can make a girl laugh around her man in the most respectful manner ever, and he could consider that flirting.

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No, no, no.

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You don't get to choose that. You're not her man. He can consider that flirting, but if I'm telling you, fam, I'm not flirting with your girl. You know how many times I've lied to Shorty's boyfriend?

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nah that's just my come on that's just my friend you're a piece of shit like we know that you're just a flirtatious no I hold it down for my friends and shorty said hold that shit down and I said yo nah that's my that's my homie we'd never come on we would never no matter of fact we talk about you mostly and I defend you you can never tell a guy that I've told a guy I know a lot about you I hear great things about you first of all don't ever a man should never tell another I hear great things about you all the time no I've definitely why are you talking about me I've definitely told a dude this was the truth I was joking before I've told a dude that got mad at me about my relationship with this girl

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And I was almost offended. I'm like, dog, you have no, I am your fucking number one asset. She comes to me with all this bullshit that she thinks you did wrong. And I put it in perspective. You should be my fucking, you should buy me a drink. I've kept y'all relationship alive. Were you and this young lady like romantically involved? Why is that important? I'm talking about one point here.

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why is that important that's that makes every that makes the whole story connect because if you if you were then it's like you're a different level piece of shit than i thought you were number one i did not sleep with a woman while she was with a dude but her and i had a very good relationship and we we remain friends i'm not aware if if he was aware that we had slept that's not my business to tell that would be her business to tell absolutely and i will hold it down there

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i am a dirtbag but i am morally my favorite uh tony soprano quote is i don't have morals but i do have rules do have rules that works in the movies not in real life no not um how fast do you fall asleep next to someone that you it's your first time sleeping next to her uh what can i get a scenario am i in my own home you're no you're no you're not in your home you're in a hotel

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Um, pretty quickly, just because hotel blinds are my favorite blinds. They black shit out.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of celebrating someone's death?

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I'm kind of comfortable with strangers because there's nothing to rob of me. Like I'll go to sleep peacefully. Like if you really want to steal my shirt, you can have it. Like there's nothing that she's really going to grab. Like if she calls somebody and like they get a line on me, I don't know what you're going to get out of it.

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If you get a set, if you're satisfied by knocking me out, I've been knocked out before. I've definitely fallen asleep pretty quick next to a woman in a hotel that I didn't really. I mean, we knew each other, but we didn't know each other like that. And I remember hearing the door slam, you know, the hotel door slam. Yeah.

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And I remember hearing the door slam and immediately I thought it was this bitch got me. And I jumped up, started looking for my jewelry. You didn't take anything, no. It was like, why am I so, I would sleep comfortably next to this woman and I think, I feel like she would steal. Like, what's wrong with me?

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Chapter 6: What shows are the hosts excited about?

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But sometimes chicks that steal have like really good pussy. They kind of go hand in hand. Oh no, thieves? Oh, they have the greatest sex. No, you can feel it. They steal your heart.

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They tighten up. Yeah. Never mind. That's the greatest. I've had some amazing sex with some amazing kleptos. I'm talking about women that were real boosters. Like, they run into, like, sacks and, like, will get you a whole outfit. Greatest sex in the world. That should be a partner, not a sex partner. No, these are, like, real friends. You should invest in them. No, no.

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We still have, like, we're still cool to this day.

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We still got sacks to this day.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, yo, these 36, you already know what we're doing with that. Fold that, put that right in the back. So, I figured out... The new way to like get a chick out your crib or your hotel room without being rude. Oh God. Are you going to give us like a new jewel? It's a new jewel. Let me hear it. I'm going to give this one out for free. Okay. Turn the AC on 65.

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They out of there? Out of there. Right away. That's a real thing. She'll try to thug it out for like an hour. And if you're strategic, because I'm a restless sleeper. If you're strategic, I hold on to them covers. So when I roll to the left, that comfort is coming with me. I'm a burrito. I'm Chipotle. You're the naked burrito. You're the bowl. That's when she get up and leave? It's time.

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Unless you get with a polar bear, because some women like it cold. Those women I don't want to be around. Yeah, I like a woman that likes it around 71, 72. I only like women that like showers that are like fucking frying chicken. I don't like the crock pot chicks. I don't like the slow cook. Who bathes in a cold shower? Apparently women that like the AC on, 165.

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I can't... See, the shower has to be hot. Like, I actually switched rooms in the hotel we was at because the water pressure wasn't... And the shower wasn't hot enough. It was like somebody was pouring water out of the window. Is that what it was? That's exactly what it was. Mo and I shared... Not balconies. We didn't share a room. See, this is how narratives start. Like, are they sharing rooms?

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