Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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I want a T-Rex. I feel like they sound nothing like we've been taught. What if they actually spoke English? What if they squeaked? That's why I love that new video that's going around. They were able to, like, reenact, like, a mummy's voice with the mummy sound like.
Oh, yeah.
And it's like, yo, suck my dick.
No, warrior, no! I gotta testify Come up in the spot looking extra fly For the day I die I'ma touch the sky Gotta testify. Come up in the spot looking extra fly.
Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Maul podcast. I am Maul. I'm Rory. Rory, today is a special day. I don't know if you know that. Almost St. Patrick's Day. Almost St. Patrick's Day. That's another special day. But today is our 150th episode. Oh man, look at that.
Noise maker, clap.
Yeah, thank you, thank you. No, come on. It's too much. Just make it clap. It's too much. Just make it clap. No. Like trying to do something different instead of the radio class. I was thinking about something. I don't, what was, what was episode one? I cannot remember episode one.
I don't remember it either. What do you mean by what you guys talked about? It was with Eden, I believe. I know Eden had done the reply video. Did you do our first episode too? Or were you not available that day? Yes, no, I was there. Or do you not care? My mom didn't die that day. Thank you. Nice. All right. Damn it. All right. Moving on. Julian, are you on a date tomorrow? No more jokes on Ed.
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Chapter 2: What predictions are made about the return of woolly mammoths?
10,000 years ago was the last time they walked Earth, and there are predictions that in four years' time, they could be back.
In four years? In four years.
Yeah.
What's the spread in Vegas on that?
What's the fucking spread in Vegas? I want to bet the house on that not happening. Four years? The woolly mammoth is back? No way. Imagine being a freshman in high school and by your senior year, the woolly mammoths are walking around?
They're grabbing DNA from other animals.
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Chapter 3: What are the ethical considerations of bringing back extinct species?
They're crossbreeding them with an elephant?
Yeah.
I think some specific elephant in India and something else, and they are mutating it and bringing them back.
I see why Bezos is trying to go to the moon. Yeah, man.
I'm with him.
Is there any regulations on doing this?
Is there? I don't know. I feel like we should just leave certain shit alone. You don't want to see dinosaurs? I mean, I would want to see them if you kept them in an observatory. You don't want to see that? Like jail. You just want to keep them in jail. I don't want to see... I mean, that's an elephant with just more crescent-shaped tusks, I guess.
Okay, but imagine that just walking down Fifth Avenue. That's not... I don't think it's going to be like that.
Well, the plan is to reintroduce them in Siberia so we wouldn't see them in the Bronx.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to the topic of drug use?
Sign a woolly mammoth.
The woolly mammoth?
The woolly mammoth was going to get signed. If the woolly mammoths come back before the Knicks win a championship, bro. That's nuts, Sam.
They said they're planning on putting the embryo in the womb of an African elephant. And once it carries the term, they'll start breeding it on its own.
So they're going to use the Africans once again to populate the world. That's right.
And you know someone is going to kill one of these things, and it's going to be on Salt Bae's Instagram of him cooking up the woolly man.
I mean, how much would those... Oh, I'm not going to lie. That's a good point, though. Those tusks would go for a lot. Yeah. Crazy. But also, what do you think the meat would taste like? Hey, yo.
I think Saltbaker makes some good woolly thigh. With some gold leaf on it. You know what? We got Willie's Burgers. This would be Wally's Burgers.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of workplace relationships discussed?
Willie's Burgers.
There you go. See? You know you'd get a mammoth burger if you wasn't a vegan anymore. Oh, for sure.
Right. You wouldn't try T-Rex?
T-Rex nuggets, maybe. They're selling $10,000 steak right now. I'll try anything you break it down into a nugget. That's just me. You break anything down into a nugget, I'll be like, what kind of sauce you got?
Because it's all about what kind of sauce you got. Yeah, it's barbecue. Dinosaur barbecue. Yeah, I'll try.
Dinosaur barbecue. Yeah, see? Dinosaur barbecue. Look, Harlem is ahead of the game. I would try T-Rex nuggets. I would. How do you think Beyond Meat would do the Wooly Mammoth? Oh, my God.
Beyond Wooly. Throw some ethical hair on top of a ground up.
On a wrapping? Make it seem like it... Make it seem like it's fresh from the woolly himself?
If they make mammoth out of chickpeas, I'm going to be pissed.
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