Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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No, Wally, no.
Welcome to a new, new episode of the new Rory and Maul podcast. I am Maul. I'm Rory. And we are back with a new episode, bro. How you feeling? Bike. I feel great. Yeah? Interesting weekend. And we can get right to it. Some things happened, right? Some things, some things was going on out there. Some laughable moments. Yeah. Some people sounding smart.
Good weekend though.
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Chapter 2: How do Rory and Mal address the narratives from the weekend?
I'm going to do the same. Shut up. My arm is still tired. I do want to move on. I will stick to my side of that if everyone relaxes. Because if I wanted to get froggy, not talking about anything with physical violence, talking about other things, things in the bookstore, things on the first page of the book, I could. And I never wanted to.
So everyone just fucking relax and enjoy their lives and leave me the fuck alone. and we can move on to other topics. Yeah. You got the Dalai Lama out here touching kids, and we're talking about fucking podcast wars. Nasty. There's a war against the children in India. So, Rory, I was scrolling the timelines, and I saw something that I was kind of... I thought it was AI. Okay.
I thought we got a new AI. Because, you know, AI is everything now. So I was scrolling the timelines, and I saw something, and it says the Dalai Lama was... was asking a young boy to suck his tongue. What? So you have big pedo algorithms is what you're saying. Your AI is pedo. No, well, you know, it's Ramadan. It's a holy time. It's a holy time.
You know, I'm kind of trying to keep the frequencies in a peaceful state. So I guess...
men of peace you know the energy is following me it's finding me nothing about this is okay during ramadan i see the sun is down but that's not an excuse well no not this but it's it's just you know that's just where my levels are so anything that's under the umbrella of being peace and love and harmony and things like that so the holy one the dalai lama he found his way to my timeline i thought it was ai i thought this was some uh something fake that the timeline made up
And he's asking a young boy to give him a kiss, and I believe he said, suck my tongue. Okay. He took your message of peace and love and took it a little too far. A little too literal. Yeah. A little too much love for the children over here. But what is this, though? This isn't hip-hop. What is this? I'm not sure. Gandhi wasn't hip-hop? No, this isn't hip-hop.
Telling a little boy to suck your tongue? Ugh. All right, at some point, what can the UN do? Back to Rory not knowing shit. Make a TikTok about it. Listen, man. The UN needs an army, and they need to be able to raid countries when shit like this happens. I don't know the pedo laws and wherever the fuck they are, but it's on camera. Clearly they're loose.
He asked a child to suck his tongue, and then the kid did it. And you can see the kid doesn't want to. And even if the kid wanted to, it's still nasty. Yeah, the kid, I don't know. They cut the video, but he smacked him some sugar at first. He gave the kid a little peck on the lips.
And then he gave him what he seems to be, this is what Professor X does in Cerebro when he's trying to find out what all the X-Men are. He puts his forehead on your forehead to kind of feel your thoughts and see what you're thinking. But then he gave him a kiss and then he stuck his tongue out and said, suck my tongue. What is this?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the Dalai Lama's actions?
No, I don't have that. It's so ridiculous. Because it's weird. The two people that feel like it shouldn't happen are the two people that can't really maintain past the one night. What is going on? No, wait. I got a response. I have no ground to stand on with anything of maintaining relationships. When Father O'Perv was busting, cracking you open. Busting, cracking you open.
Like the Dalai Lama here, I'm saying, were you like, oh, I get it. He was trying to put me on. He was trying to make me... Well, it was less intimate. I wish you would have asked me to kiss him in the mouth instead of just treating me like some floozy. Some meat. I'm not laughing. At least kiss me in the mouth and act like you like me, sir.
I'm not laughing at your trauma, but that is... It's inappropriate. I laugh at it. It's inappropriate to kiss your young adult child in the mouth. Okay, well, I strongly disagree. Like I said... This is what... I come from a strong. Yeah. So this they said this look like cuffing pictures, but people have been.
What I'm saying is people have been on the game and his daughter for years because years ago when she was maybe around like 10, a viral picture, a picture went viral of them kissing in the mouth and people were sexualizing it and saying that he was sick and that was inappropriate. and all of these things. So when I bring up what Marla's saying is as a young adult, it becomes inappropriate.
So what I'm asking you is at 10, when he did it, it was appropriate. But at some point, he can't look at his daughter like the 10-year-old and he has to acknowledge that she's 15.
This?
Yes. And we can put this photo. This is what's wrong with that. That's inappropriate. That's not inappropriate. That's not inappropriate. That's his daughter. She's not a young adult. They're having an ice cream date. She's not a young adult. What I'm trying to explain to you, and I think it's because you don't have kids that maybe you don't understand. And I'm not just talking about the kids.
I'm talking about at no point do you stop looking at your kid, from what I hear from parents, as a kid. My parents, do you know how long it takes for my parents to not look at me as like I will always be their child. So they don't look at me and be like, oh, I don't know. Damaris is dating now and is grown and is tall and has ass. And like now I can't kiss her. They don't look at it like that.
They look at me like I'm their child. When they ask you to borrow money, that's when it changes. That's when you're an adult. Then you kiss them. But you're sitting there talking to two guys. Your mother has never kissed you on the mouth, has she? Not that I remember, no. As a young adult. I don't think, period. Your dad hasn't either, right? No. But we're from an Irish non-affectionate family.
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Chapter 4: What were the reactions to Drake's new song 'Search and Rescue'?
Pause. No, I just wanted to make sure my dude was all right.
Trying to save him?
I'm your Kim? No, you're definitely not my Kim. So he released Search and Rescue, and when the audio had leaked, we kind of spoke about it a little bit. Thought it was AI. Didn't think it was real. Thought it was AI. Didn't think it was a real Drake record until we found out that it premiered on 42 Sound. Sound 42? I hope I'm not saying that. Is it Sound 42 or 42 Sound? Sound 42? Yeah. Sound 42.
So that's when we knew it was a real, obviously, a real record. So the record is out. What are your feelings? Why? Why? I had the same feeling. I'm going to start there. What was the point of this? I just don't know. You know the point. Let's just talk about everything around the record. Larry Hoover squashed it. Why are we still talking about it? No, he just did that for the mob ties.
So we know what the artwork did. Obviously, people had their theories about who it was with Drake underneath the helmet. Was it Kim? That was one of the bigger names. I don't think it is, but I think Drake is calculated enough to know that people will, you know, this is all, everything is calculated. He knows that people are like, who is that? Who is she? Who is it? Who is he referring to?
Who is he dissing? Who is the song about?
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Chapter 5: Why is the timing of Drake's release considered questionable?
Then sampling Kim K's voice. Obviously fed the... Ye was using it wrong? I mean, fed... That's crazy. Sampled your voice? He was using it wrong? He didn't sample his voice. He sampled his wife's voice. He made the breakup a hot song? And so people fed into the conspiracy theories of, oh, that's what it was. It's not a conspiracy.
And also in Drake's defense, even though this is, of course, supposed to look like him, every girl looks like him. So it's tough to do outmart work when you need a woman. There goes my other point. The audio he sampled of Kim, though, was from an episode from Keeping Up with the Kardashians where she's talking to Kris about her divorce to Kanye. Absolutely. Very specific, the audio he chose.
I'm talking about more so just the artwork. Because we don't know if that's Kim. It's supposed to represent Kim. We know what it's supposed to represent. We know who it's supposed to be, but we don't know is what I'm saying. We know who it's supposed to be. Can we go back to the why?
Chapter 6: What are the implications of the recent UFC 287 event?
Why? Why is this song out? Why release this record now? Where is this song going to live? Obviously, Drake is not putting out another album anytime soon. I think Scorpion and then the few records on CLB where he addressed everything, I thought we just put the nail in the coffin. Even if we know they weren't actually friends when they did the Larry Hoover shit, but it still appeared like
This is done. I don't think anyone cares anymore about their back and forth. And if the song was good, I'd also be like, all right, I don't know why you're still talking about it, but at least the record's good. The record's not good, and it's bringing up something that I feel everyone is kind of over. Over, and we don't know. We haven't heard from Kanye in so long.
We don't know where he's at, what he's doing. So it's just like, why now? Does Drake need... a Kanye sub or a Kim Kardashian interlude to get people to listen to his music? Absolutely not. Of course not. So why? And on top of that, this sounds like a leftover from CLB. This is more so in the CLB category than it is the 21 Savage shit. That's incredible. I had my complaints about CLB.
It felt like Drake was doing an impersonation of himself. It felt a little lazy. Like he just put shit out to put it out. This song sounds exactly like that. This sounds like from the CLB time. when we know he's in the 21 Savage time, where he went fucking nuts. Right. The music was way fucking better. It was a completely different sound. He sounded like he gave a fuck again.
This sounds like we're back in fucking 2020. This is definitely one of the records that I think he had
um in his hard drive and he just decided to put it out uh why i'm stuck on why like why now why the timing uh good friday is when he dropped it right um you know why he did that right i mean or if you don't know it's he knows people will tie it together but all of that try to make the correlation since in 2020 this would have been no i get i would have understood this in 2020 even if i don't like the song i would have got the move i don't get the move or the song
I just don't understand why Drake would put out a record right now when he's getting ready to go on tour. So which is why I'm saying I doubt another album is coming because he's going on tour with 2NE1 to tour that album that they have together. So I just don't understand why this move, why put this record out.
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Chapter 7: How do the Knicks' playoff prospects compare to past performances?
And it's just not one of your better records. It's not a good record. I understand it's catchy, the melody. You don't find yourself singing it just like if you hear a... A commercial jingle. Of course. Remember the melody in your head. It's like a repetitive melody. It's on a loop. So you get the melody as soon as you hear the record. But it's just, where does this record live?
What are you doing with this record? What is this for? Why put this out now? Yeah. We already have this song and it's better from older projects. Well, it's time sensitive because you obviously wanted to put it out on Good Friday. So I think that plays a big part in it. Again, why? Because his people killed our lord on that day. But like the ethos of her loss, the entire project.
I was offended not for Kanye, just as a Christian. Drake being Jewish, how dare you put out this fucking record on Good Friday? Your people murdered my guy that day. Yeah. Okay. All of her loss is taking shots at everyone. That's the whole ethos of that project. He's in that mode. This doesn't skew that far out of the mission of that whole project. It does. It doesn't. How?
Because this record is not good. I was going to say, because her loss is good. This sucks. I hate this song. But it falls in line with the messaging in her loss. Yeah. I think he covered everything on her loss. Great album. Great album. I love the way he ended that album. Great song. This is just, I don't know, man. Again, when you're an artist like Drake, you can put out shit whenever you want.
You can drop whenever you want. Obviously, it doesn't matter if you like it or not. It's already at over five million streams. So it's like, you know, what does my opinion matter on this shit? But I just, I want to know why. I like to know, like, what is the thinking behind certain moves that artists make? And watch us be wrong. Let's say everyone starts playing this for the next two weeks.
I mean, it's Drake. There's plenty of Drake songs I've hated and now I love. Yeah, but this one is just not. This ain't going to be what it is. No, I think this stinks and I don't think it's going to be that. I listened to it like three times just to kind of like get the bars and obviously, you know, the girls already went crazy with the captions and all of that.
But it's just not one that I will go back to. Like I'm not going to. What bars gave you like the most confusion you had?
read between the lines on don't know how to express my love that's why i american express my love not any help suggesting i do you know what he's talking about uh yeah i know what he's talking about he's going to spend on this young woman because he doesn't know how to express love so because his parents never kissed him in the mouth so he doesn't really know about intimacy he never met the the llama his holiness the llama his holiness
Take me off the market. Take me off the map. I'm trying to hit the group chat and tell them it's a wrap. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to hit the group chat and tell them it's a wrap. Look at his target demo. You've done that in our group chat. It hasn't been a wrap. It's still not a wrap. It was never a wrap. It's unfolded. Everything is all over the place. It's not a wrap.
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