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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. So now this nigga trying to tell me where music you got to listen to it at. Cardi's music you want to listen to at the crib? Yeah, oh no, it's outside music. I mean, I was playing WAP in the crib for sure, but it is outside music. Playing WAP in the crib is crazy. I was playing WAP in the crib crazy. That's wild. I just played it.
If I walk in your crib and you just banging WAP.
Yeah, I was just playing it getting ready.
Getting ready to give the WAP.
No, Wally and I. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Maul podcast.
I am Maul. I'm Rory. I was loud. I was projecting. No, that's good. I like that. You sound like you're awake. You're ready. Tourist season. It's May. It's going to be May. I saw the memes all last night. I'm waiting for your fucking. Couldn't wait for that, right? No, I can wait. I hate that one. And I hate May the 4th be with you. It's going to be the worst fucking week ever. May the 4th be.
I want to know. Everybody. The faces of the people that created that type. You're looking at four of them right now.
We're definitely making a Yoda. Better is definitely going to say that. We're definitely making a Yoda Rory for the May the 4th.
I don't want to hear nobody say May the 4th be with you. That's just fucking stupid. I think that started around when I was like 20, 21. Word up. So it's been a while. I've had to deal a decade of people saying, may the fourth be with you. People I've known my whole life just come up to me on my birthday instead of saying happy birthday. May the fourth be with you.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about celebrating birthdays?
I just want to let you know. I mean, my shack on the Magic year was good. I'm getting into my Jesus death year. Or Larry Bird. Larry Bird year. It's going to be 33. This is like your Larry Bird, French Lick, Indiana year. I felt more like, you know, crucifix year, but it's cool. We can go with Larry Bird. Okay. Either or. Why do you want to get crucified? Grant Hill with a knee injury year.
That was a year. On the Pistons. That was a great year for Grant. 33 is an interesting number, but... I don't know. I'm sure there's some angel. This is my year, and the sun is going to set at 333 in Alaska. Are you going to get your palm read for your birthday? That's such a weirdly specific thing. No, I didn't plan on it. Is that something I should be doing?
Is that what you did on your 33rd birthday? I don't remember what I did on my 33rd birthday. That was like 40 years ago. You sold Armandale or something. I don't know. Definitely drank some. I can't remember what I did on my 33rd birthday, though. Honestly, I really do not remember. I don't know if I have... Not fond. I don't mean this in a negative way.
I just don't know if I have fond memories of specifically my birthday. That was never like a day. That's not for birthdays. Men don't get to celebrate birthdays. I don't have any bad memories. I just don't like I can't remember like 23. Let me tell you, I just don't have that. After 21, it's not fun like that anymore. Speak for yourself. You had a fun birthday after 21? Like what?
she wrangled up a bunch of hoes in the mondrian hotel room that's last month that was that that was that was for your birthday he had a blast that was right but women women but women do that women they they they have parties even if it's something small guys we'll stay home and watch the game for our birthday probably like we don't we just don't get food or something yeah like i don't think guys don't really care about their birthday i feel like i think it's weird when like men like celebrate their birthdays like big i'd be like is that hip-hop
That's still a... Because hip-hop loves to celebrate hip-hop. The jury is still out on that. That's big hip-hop. That's the definition of hip-hop. Nah, but a dude having too many celebrations, like, don't tell me your dinner is Monday. Can't give me my itinerary? And then, like, you're having, like, a suite at the game on Tuesday, and then, like, Wednesday... Ew.
Yeah, you can't do... As a guy, don't do all of that. Don't tell me you have a birthday week. You can't have multiple parties is what you're saying. No. You can have dinner and then go home. That's it. No. That's all men get. Just because you're boring, you want everybody else to be boring. That's all men get. Don't tell me it's dinner. And we have to pay for it. Yeah.
Oh no, we definitely have to pay for our own birthday dinner. You know that. I tried to throw Rory a birthday dinner and I was like, are you going to hand me your card so that I can pay for it? Of course you said that. Every woman says that. I'm going to get a party bus for myself and go to Atlantic City. They said it's $3,300. All right, it's 50 people here. Oh, 3,300 because he's turning 33.
At that point, a woman would tell me like, oh, look at the signs. Yeah, it means you pay. Men, we don't get birthday gifts. We don't get birthday dinners. We pay for everything. So yeah, just hide out for your birthday. Cut your phone off and just disappear. You never got a head for your birthday? Excuse me? I've gotten head on my birthday. I'm 14 years old. What are you talking about?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Ed Sheeran's lawsuit?
It was just really quiet. I got some of the best sleep. And like, I could just sleep. Yeah. I got some of the best sleep ever Saturday and I didn't know why at first. And guess what? It was your birthday. Oh. Your phone was on D&D. Phone was dead. It was the greatest sleep ever. I woke up, I was like, damn, that was some good sleep. Reached for my phone, it was dead. I was like, oh, there it is.
But then when you say that, it's like, so you don't want to celebrate your birthday with your loved ones? Like,
know nah i spend all my time with y'all yeah i'm not listen i agree with you i didn't know that white men and black men would agree on that it could change it could change next year yeah but this year i kind of feel like it would be nice for like all right maybe just like six hours maybe just six hours just like i could be in this house especially without y'all yeah wow wow all right sorry fuck all this camera equipment and just like sit
on this couch without a microphone. It would be amazing. I call Cap, though, Rory. I call Cap because even if everybody in the world left you alone, you would still be on that fucking phone. 100%. Yeah, huh? I know you. You would still answer an email. Looking at the things I want to look at. Mm-hmm.
for once what do you want to look at yeah what do you want to look at porn maybe yeah i don't know what's going on you have a good tug on your birthday he would play the masters from his album and because it's so silent and there's nobody around he would play the masters he would play the fucking masters and then hear one wrong fucking guitar note and try to change it it's too late it's starting and what about the masters uh with golf or tennis i don't know if i like you saying the matter i just want to be a master yeah i don't know if i like you saying that's why he went into music
And I'll get really nasty with this one. I do own my own masters.
So all the black vocalists. Okay.
Wait a minute. Now we're getting somewhere. I just heard him talk about dance, boy. Now you're saying something. And some of the features are black artists. Wow. See, look what he's doing. 90% of them. You said something just now. The guitar player is white. Okay. Well, that makes it a little better. That makes sense. Well, hopefully you get what you want this year for your birthday, man.
You deserve a day of peace and quiet. No, I think it's going to be peace in the morning, and then we have some things planned in the evening that, of course, all you guys are invited to that we can talk about on the pod later. Conway has something that night as well. I'm not going to say what it's for, but... No, I might bop around, but if I could just like...
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts compare Jack Harlow to other artists?
Yes, we got him. It's the Austin Reeves effect. They see a white boy drop 21s. They're like, he's the next coming.
But how often has that worked or have they even tried? They fucked up Asher Roth and that was their fault.
They really fucked him up.
Asher is really talented and wanted to make fucking jazz music. They put a college sweater on him and was like, drink beer. They fucked him up. After Mac, who would be someone in that realm that was a white rapper besides Jack? That's not in the underground. So that's where I disagree. I feel like we hate our own kind. Well, I supported Machine Gun Kelly and his beat for Eminem.
I said he made a good record and nobody backed me up. MGK counts. None of you white boys backed me up when I said the record he made was dope. Step out of hip hop. Oh, the Hailey shit? Yeah, I thought it was cool. I thought he beat Eminem in that battle. Yeah, but you didn't support me enough. You didn't ask. You didn't text me to ask for support. No, no, no. I mean, I shouldn't have to ask.
Should I have shown up to the MGK event? No, I'm just saying I shouldn't have to ask my white friend for support when I'm supporting a white rapper. I think that that just goes hand in hand. I guess that's right. Like, none of my boys would have to say, yo, support me in this Biggie Pot beef. Like, I'm there already. I'm in the front lines with it. You know what I mean?
Like, you was supposed to be there with me. I'm in the fucking trenches taking grenades for you. I'm sorry I didn't go to Quad Studios that night. Yeah, goddamn, man. Should have paged four-year-old me. But the Jack album is good, though. I'm not mad at the Jack album. Overall, it's a good project, good listen. I like the fact, again, it's short. It's right to it. You're right to the music.
Can we delete Gang, Gang, Gang forever off DSPs, though? That sounded like if Macklemore got the stems to Mr. Morale. Like that? I know why you say that. I get it. I understand why you say that, but I'm going to say why I wasn't mad. It went from Demarius is a man now to Kevin's raping girls now. He just carried on the same... It did feel a little, it felt Stan. It felt like a little Stan.
It felt like, I get it. But yeah, Jack, I get it. I get the move. I like the chipmunk beats. That's, that's my era. So I can't complain. The chipmunk beats. It was chipmunk beats. And I like that it's like in-house producers and up and coming producers. And once he's used before, you didn't just go straight, you know, to just to do everything. I think it was cool.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Cardi B's Grammy win?
Like, damn, that's dope that she's signing all of our lyrics. So, I did see Wu-Tang Clan, but no, I didn't see anybody else.
It says Clips. I'm assuming they were both there? Who? It says the Clips...
Yeah, well, yeah. That would have to be both. The clips have been on every single year. Yeah, it would be both, Julian. It would say Pusha T if it wasn't. I see Lil Wayne was on here. Maul, I don't mean to upset you, but... Upset me? Julian, we should have went down. It was shitty weather up north.
Chapter 6: Why is there a debate about Cardi B's album release?
We could have seen Wayne again and really pissed Maul off. Your Lord and Savior, Louisiana. Yeah. It's a great show. Big God. Great show. You didn't see no clips from the show. What are you talking about? I'm talking about the Apollo. If he did the Apollo show, then we know it was good. Oh, God, no. Do you think he brought out the axe in between? I hope not. Drizzy P? No.
Chapter 7: How do personal experiences affect music careers?
And he could rap, but you got to change his name. Jack Harlow. You got to change his name. He didn't sound bad. His balls wasn't terrible. Got to change your name. Got to rebrand yourself. Why is Koi LeRae saying, these bitches won't get off my dick, the number one thing that the internet catches from this? That doesn't say anything about this festival. I think that says everything about us.
It does. And not Koi LeRae either, because I bet this wasn't even a moment in her life. We love bullshit. We love drama. That's what it's all about. And whenever there's bullshit and drama, they're going to push that. They're going to show that, highlight that. Let's clip this up, put this everywhere on every blog site, every fucking whatever it is now that we get our clicks and shit from.
Well, what makes me upset is it was perfect audio and they gave us a drone and a recut of this. Yeah. I didn't get Bufferton's son with a drone. I get Koi LeRae saying these bitches on my dick. I wanted to see Kay Trinada. We didn't get no clips of that. Why do we push bullshit? Why do we push drama? Well, that's because there was allegedly a fight between Koi LeRae and Lotto behind the scenes.
Allegedly, there was a fight. We don't know if it's true or not. It wasn't true.
Chapter 8: What makes Steph Curry a top player in the NBA?
It wasn't. It wasn't true at all.
okay well maybe it wasn't i'm just saying uh we don't know for sure so maybe something happened maybe some words were exchanged um but hopefully it wasn't a fight that would be like what's the point of that i thought they just watched that a few days ago and cleared all of that up i need megan back on the scene when megan was on the scene she was she looks great by the way she was pouring hennessy i mean not hennessy do say and everybody's mouth and all the female girlies were getting along everything happened you can't do that anymore
why since you speak for all women why is it whenever they want to like do the sub to all women out there they say all these bitches are on my dick i don't even think they're really subbing anybody i think it's just you're talking to one person it could be like you clit sucking like listen the baby say what you will about his politics but he was direct to everyone that he was talking to in the crowd he said if you're sucking dick in the parking lot right now i don't fuck with you coil array very generic
i was trying to tie that together how are they not tied in at festivals addressing people okay okay i feel like the male rappers kind of get a little bit more specific right to it yeah very direct whether you agree with the baby or not that's not what i'm saying he said anyone that's currently sucking dick in the back seat of a car in this parking lot can't fuck with you he said a little more than that but
He didn't leave it at that. He didn't just say, if you suck a dick in the back of a car in the parking lot, I can't fuck with you. What did he say? He said, none of my fans have AIDS. I don't know what he said. I'm pretty sure he said that. I won't repeat what he said, but I don't know what he said. Is the baby canceled? He's canceled. Because y'all say he is so cultured.
He was opening up for Cedric to entertain him somewhere last week.
Ha ha ha!
They got the baby. Nah, no bullshit. Y'all think I'm joking. Y'all know I fuck with the baby. Big supporter. Always fuck with the baby. Especially his comments on stage. Well, no, not those comments. But he was performing at like a comedy show at the Barclays Center. That's crazy. I said, ooh, this nigga might be canceled for real. When T.I. was doing his set? No, it wasn't T.I.
It was some show at the Barclays a few weeks ago. Still doing arenas. Wow. Does that count? Yes. Does it? If it's a comedy show?
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