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Episode 172 | Rory & MAL Act Bad

02 Jun 2023

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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5.878 - 21.018 Damaris

I'm Daniel Alarcón, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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21.178 - 37.843 Damaris

Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like definitely happening in the WNBA. We talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man. You can't be rolling around the city like this the night before games.

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Check out Game Recognize Game with Stewie and Miles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Jeremiah. And I am Greg Rosenthal. I know that, Greg. We're teaming up on 40s and Free Agents, the podcast that owns the NFL offseason. This is where teams are built.

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Free agency, combine, pro days, trades. Every move matters.

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From my draft boards and mock drafts. To my vaunted top 101 free agents and how rosters come together. Quarterback movement. Surprise signings. We'll tell you what it means and who really wins. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search 40s and free agents, and listen now. Do we want to have a serious conversation, especially the three of us here? And you're included too. Okay.

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You've never been over fucked? I have, I have. You've never felt lost after fucking five women in five days? Yes, I have. But I'm saying... It's not a good feeling. No, for sure. In Marcus's case... Nah, you can be over the top. I think I went to the roof and yelled.

122.346 - 127.993 Julian

You get a war cry? More! That's all you got!

Chapter 2: How did Rory's album release party go?

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You climbed the Rocky Steps? Give me more!

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No, warrior, no! I'm waiting for y'all. Waiting for us? Yeah. Bad, Rory. Is it because I look good? Yeah, you look great. So I act bad? Damn. See, I got the chains out. You look good, act bad. I'm all like a ghostbuster. Wow, that's fucking crazy. I'm only 33. I can look good and act bad if Puff could be butt-ass in a hotel. Was he butt-ass? He was butt-ass. Fab was giving us Deleon bars.

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He's 40, 5. Don't do that to Deleon. I love that record. How come y'all don't never call Puff old?

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181.811 - 183.273 Mal

Because he doesn't look old in the video.

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They literally called him an old man. He looks incredible in that video. Yo, but y'all call me old every week. Yeah, because you're old. And Puff is 13 years older. You are old. Well, you act older than Puff, though. You do.

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How?

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You look good, but you don't act bad. Puff doesn't wear hats. You breathe old. You smile old. Wait, how do I act? Wait, wait. You do pause, but how come you don't act bad? You look good. Wow. You have a hairline that you cover. I don't know what act bad means. What does act bad mean?

204.942 - 209.588 Damaris

You know what it means. You girls broke it all the way down. You going to go butt ass on the balcony? Because that's acting young.

Chapter 3: What are the details of Rory's trip to Seattle?

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You're going to hang out the car and pour liquor in the bitch's mouths and stand on couches. No, you're not going to act bad. You act old.

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That's cool, but you're, you know. Yeah, I'm not pouring alcohol in a chick's mouth, no. Why not? Why not? The fuck? I don't know. Well, you do admit that record is fire. No, record is real dope. And we can't call Puff old. He does not look old.

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Puff does not look old at all.

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If I do that at 52, please take me out of my misery. Well, you at 52, you'll look 82. Wow. At 35, I should probably stop saying that record. Puff's 53. Puff is the example of black not cracking and melanin. What? All right. How did we get to that? What's wrong with that? Why his dick can't work?

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He's fucking a young girl. That's why I said that. And y'all... Niggas dicks be working. Hashtag.

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How do you hashtag that? Just because you put a hashtag on a domain is okay. It is Pride Month, so it's appropriate. Happy Pride Month to Damaris, Yomi, Eden. Why Eden?

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Well, Pride Month actually includes all of us. That's why it's the rainbow. It's for you to take pride in whatever your sexuality is.

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Which letter are you in? In Pride Month?

Chapter 4: What are the latest developments in the hip-hop beef between DJ Drama and Meek Mill?

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If it's for all of us. They didn't add an S to LGBTQ. Straight. You know what?

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That's why there's a plus. It's a plus. Oh, we're the plus. It's Pride Month to celebrate everybody. We're the plus one. For you to be proud. Yeah, for you to be proud. I would love to be a plus one to the community.

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I didn't agree to be a plus.

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291.732 - 316.221 Mal

you're not mall plus i'm what's her if you look good at gay sexualism in the lgbtq but pride so they don't want to include straight men into it's the pride month has nothing to do with lgbtq pride month symbol is the rainbow which is all the colors and it's meant to be exclusive thank you also the irish too okay yes they keep adding a lot of colors they keep throwing in the mix

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316.201 - 319.946 Mal

Well, Crayola keeps creating colors. In the mix, it's hilarious. It's Crayola.

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It's Crayola's fault. Put them next to Bud Light. Let's get them out of here. No, we just figured it out. Pride Month is all Crayola's fault. It's Crayola's fault. It's presented by, powered by, engineered by Crayola. And remember, as the years went, that the Crayola box started adding colors, like the name, you didn't even know.

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Well, because remember, skin tone was just white for a while. Yeah, it was. Yeah, and then they changed the name to Peach. Yeah, then everyone had to be seen. Yeah.

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Oh, how dare us, niggas. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Anyways, happy Pride Month. Yeah, happy Pride Month.

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And shout out to Puff, the City Girls, and Fab for the song of the summer.

Chapter 5: What relationship dynamics are discussed in this segment?

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That's what plenty of women and men do. So we're not even going to do that. That's a human thing. I like women that like me.

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Call me crazy.

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3511.48 - 3530.065 Mal

She never said she didn't like guys that don't like her. That's exactly what she said. She never said she didn't like men that like her. She likes men that like her. But don't like her. But everybody likes men. Well, not everybody, but unhealed women and unhealed humans, period. Big A.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts view the concept of dating preferences?

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They like the chase. They like the, oh, you're not paying me any attention. Why aren't you paying me any attention? Men are like that way more than women. But I understand where she's coming from this, because when I was younger, I was the same thing. I consistently chased the guys who paid me the littlest amount of attention because it's like, well, why aren't you in love with me?

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Everybody else is in love with me. It's a challenge.

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3548.754 - 3553.642 Unknown

You're missing the most important part of your sentence, which is when I was a kid. When I was young.

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3553.702 - 3568.119 Mal

I said when I was younger. It's a grown woman. She's not that grown. Ruby Rose is like 26, 25. Yes, you should be out of that phase at 26. You should. You should. But there's plenty. Bro, men be like that well into their 50s. So we're not going to do that. And I'm not making this a women versus men thing.

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You're not wrong. Just let me know if you like me or not. And then let's move forward. You know it's not that simple.

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More. Men don't like women. Men don't like to chase. Men don't prefer the woman that gives them a hard time.

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Yeah, I chased a girl for like five summers, and then I got it, and her pussy stinks, so I stopped doing that.

Chapter 7: What insights are shared about intimacy in long-term relationships?

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She was acting bad for so long. Yeah, once I was like, I said, you made me chase five summers. I gave you some of my best jokes. You should have chased her into the shower. I gave her some of my best material. Wait, what's your best joke? After five summers, what do you think was the one that got you there? I don't even know, man. I just know I finally got it, and I was just like.

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Ball said, knock, knock.

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like how you okay all said did it hurt but the five summer thing might have just been like convenience no i mean she had a boyfriend and yeah like it wasn't like it was finally your time yes it was just my turn and i'm mad i had a turn that's all yeah like why was i stressing yeah why are you making a five beats for three summers this is like what the i get turned off when a girl comes on too fast exactly but that's different that's different than what she's saying i don't care about that shit

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If a girl approaches you in the bar and she's like, I'm not going to lie, Julian, you're super hot.

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I hate that. Yeah, that's weird.

3641.192 - 3641.853 Damaris

That's weird.

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Because it happens to them all the time.

3643.355 - 3647.021 Julian

No, it's so annoying. It's happened, but it's weird. I don't like it. It's like a hassle at this point.

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How do you not like women who, you don't like that at all?

Chapter 8: What predictions are made about the NBA Finals?

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That's aggressive. If I come up to you and say, Julian, you're hot, can we go on a date? That's aggressive. That's not fun. That's not. I think it's cute. Do you think it's cute? But see, that's the difference. Some men love that. And some men absolutely hate it. They feel they want to have to chase you.

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There's a difference between the chase and don't like me.

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3668.265 - 3672.132 Julian

Yeah, that's way different. There's a big area in between those two things.

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So I agree with you that, yes, men like to chase. I like to chase, too. I like to have to put in effort. But that doesn't mean I want someone that doesn't like me.

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3678.865 - 3690.446 Julian

I've had women court me, but do it in a way where it's not that like where it's like, oh, I'm trying to fuck what you're doing tonight. Like that's never going to happen. I will never go home with a girl if she's doing that kind of.

3690.546 - 3691.368 Mal

Oh, well, no, of course.

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But there's been ways. Yes, you will. But there's I haven't shut up. Yeah.

3694.694 - 3718.558 Julian

let's be honest with each other when I was maybe 22 23 sure but like I'm saying there are ways still if a woman comes up to me and it's I assess the approach and it's like okay this is respectable this is good I can move forward with this if a woman approaches you like oh my god you're so hot that shit's gross like you she's selling it I hate that she's gonna ask for money or what if I'm that ill

3719.112 - 3743.567 Unknown

i think now it's more of a transactional thing now i'm also a cute ass girl hops in your dms like she's been she liked three pictures and you didn't risk you didn't dm her i hate that too sorry no i gotta get the analytics up yeah we came to the realization that you're just like i don't like that you're just like a hurt soul how does that make me hurt because you're judging your analytics based off of women like you

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