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New Rory & MAL

Episode 185 | Gone Girl ft. Weezy

21 Jul 2023

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Chapter 1: What personal gripes do the hosts share at the beginning?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Oh, wait till we're done breastfeeding. It's right back to the lolly.

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What's it taste like?

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Breast milk? It's like putting powdered milk in water and not stirring it up.

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You've had a lot of it.

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You know. I've only like had a nibble. We work a lot and sometimes it's tough to get a meal in, so. What? You know, if there's stuff in the freezer, I'll just defrost it while I make a Mars bottle.

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This is when, you know when moments are like, that's my white friend.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my white friend.

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New Rory and what's his name? Wow.

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It's crazy. Nice. It depends on how I feel today. Who I identify as. Melina, how are you feeling? Today? Yeah, I'm all. You're all today? Yeah, I'm all today. What were you yesterday? I was mall yesterday too. When was the last time you weren't mall? When I went to Montreal, was that two weeks ago? Yeah.

Chapter 2: What collaboration did Weezy and Rory recently work on?

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Did you need a wet wipe for the screen? Yes.

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Okay. We were in Atlanta when you guys came up and did horrible.

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That wasn't the last time I saw you, was it?

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I think it really was.

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No. That's crazy.

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I had to have seen you in... Roots Picnic.

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That happened last September, right? I had to have seen you since then, though. I feel like I saw you in LA at least once.

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Made in America. Wait, that... Made in America, yeah. I didn't go to Made in America, sorry.

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Last year you did. I have pictures of you, literally. Oh, no, Roots Picnic. You're right, sorry.

Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on the current podcast climate?

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Wait till I tell y'all who maybe go get their lunch or tried to. I said, oh, did you not bring an assistant with you, babe?

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See? You don't have Uber Eats? Or that shit yourself, dude. I can't wait to tell y'all who it was. I was sitting there like... Maybe that's a bad competitive thing. If I were in a seat and there was a male producer there, I would probably have more of a combative mind state that I think I may know better than him, which is terrible. If it was a woman producer... I would probably listen more.

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You know, that's interesting because Rory making all the questions. So basically the way this worked, Rory came up with questions for drama. They would go over before every episode, kind of what they would be per rapper. And I would then maybe flesh them out, print them out, put them in order or something like that or whatever. They'd come up with some different shit or talk about dates.

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And so it looked like they were me. So if someone wanted to check me on something, Rory had one date wrong. I don't remember who it was. He was like, I didn't do that at all once. So... I was like, a white man came up with this.

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A white man got it wrong. You guys let him in the culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Wait, which one was that? We can talk about it. I don't think that breaks any NDA.

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It was in Atlanta, so it was either Tip, Jeezy, or 2 Chainz, but it was someone's first break into something.

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Oh, you know what?

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It might have been T.I.

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It might have been my opinion of their first break. Yikes.

Chapter 4: What dating preferences do the hosts discuss?

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I was wilding. Gas what I smoke.

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And he was like, yo, okay, bitch. This was the shit you was waiting to hear? Put a Trinito on in their hotel room.

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I said, yo, I wasn't ready for this. He was like, you weren't ready for what? I was like, I just didn't think you would play this. He was like, it's me.

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How's the tour going?

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It's great, man. Mandy and I are like just in such a good place that we haven't been in in a long time. You know, I mean, we've known each other since we were 15 and we've had so many ebbs and flows. Most people that listen to podcasts know, but like maybe because it's the end of touring. It's not the end of our podcast. Maybe because it's the end of touring, we realize like.

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Why would we be beefing it? You know, to the point where when we had like little spats, she's like, we getting along. Let's not do this shit. It's like, it's weird. We stay in the same hotel. Now we take the same flight. We eat lunch together. Never did that. Wow. Each other to the day of the show.

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And in much, as you know, you probably had to be between some of those fights, but it feels really good because nothing, you know, let's just say I hated Mandy. Right. nothing could be worse than like, or nothing could be worse. I guess there could be nothing as bad as what we've built together.

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You know what I mean?

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For sure. Going to each city and seeing that, people telling us they've lost their virginities because of the show and, you know, doing the Lord's work. But you've got to think, like, these are people, people that listen to us at our age, late 20s, 30s, like, knowing that you had trauma, like, that shit makes me feel really good. Men that are open to their buttholes being played with now.

Chapter 5: What are the signs of a woman faking a pregnancy to keep a man?

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Okay.

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So it would either be being like, if I was even had a cough, I would be like, Oh my God, I'm so sick. What if I have cancer? Like I was making shit up. I don't know. I was just trying to go so far out there because you're like grasping at straws to keep a man. And honestly, we didn't probably all know a girl who's done this. I'm so sick. Oh, I think I'm pregnant. Oh, there's like, bitch.

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Chapter 6: How do mental health issues affect relationship dynamics?

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Yeah. Yeah. I've told a baby trap story.

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Yeah, like you don't really know what to do because you kind of want to bring them back. So you think dire straits will bring them back.

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Well, I mean, let's give her credit then to evolve the game. It went from I'm pregnant to Amber Alert. Now the child's actually missing. That's hard. Now I'm pregnant without a real child.

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Chapter 7: What are the implications of dating someone with a boyfriend?

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Shout out to the people that knew she was lying from the jump and were like, how come nobody else seen the baby? You don't really think this has something to do with a man or do we think this woman is mentally ill or I'll take it a step further. All of this is completely fake and those aren't even her parents and none of this is real.

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What if there's a room that is still real?

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I think she may just had like a fucking mental episode and was just trying to get some attention. But she works in health, which makes that... She's like a nursing student.

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What does that mean? I'm just saying. Okay, we've met dumb teachers before.

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Aren't they... I don't know.

Chapter 8: How does the conversation shift to relationship expectations?

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Like, I would imagine she's a little more... I think Julian is saying she has some... She has to be mentally there. She's mentally stable enough to be like a nursing student. Yeah. Like...

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well nobody's mentally stable enough to fight through really good dick so maybe it isn't me that's insane because i it's definitely as many flowers as you gave me at the first half of this show as many things that i could do they're great boy when dick comes around am i dumb i mean i you can literally fuck the accolades out of me if you fuck me good i might put a car in my name for you like i get stupid

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come out like Sonic rings. As much as I want to give Ben credit here.

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With a bunch of hearts after fucking me and be like, yo, that's my fucking mom. Bitch, what's wrong with you? And I'm going to be like, babe, I'm so sorry.

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Well, let's bring up the list of the things she searched. Where in this makes y'all think that she's trying to find a way to get the dick back? One-way bus ticket. She's moving in with him. You're saying the gentleman is in Birmingham? No, to Nashville. Okay, got you. Tennessee. And wasn't Nashville on that top 10 list of most... Slutty? Slutty, whatever it said, most of the cheating cities? Yes.

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I don't think this had to do with cheating, though. I actually don't.

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I don't think this had to do with a man at all. I think this is a very sick woman. What... If you were about to go chase some dick, you're going to Google taken. Like, please explain to me why everyone keeps thinking this woman has some relationship outside.

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All right. This is just a simple taken image. I'm going to end by joking about the man thing, but I actually believe 30% of that. Only because I don't know if at 25 I'd want my parents to freak out for me more than I would a man.

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Okay.

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