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New Rory & MAL

Episode 21 | “OPPumentary”

23 Nov 2021

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 10.665 Unknown

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Who we thinking?

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Everybody. Anybody?

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16.362 - 22.21 Mal

Yo, thank Ock at the corner store for letting me slide that time I was short. I appreciate that.

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Could never turn my back on more. That's right, Bow Wow.

32.041 - 39.078 Mal

Don't track some hip hop anymore. Don't follow these dopes. Is that still like a thing? We don't get thank you tracks in hip hop anymore, do we?

39.098 - 44.646 Rory

No. We don't even have the CD little pocket thing where they could thank the execs that no one knew.

45.487 - 50.975 Mal

Yeah, but it's like, I feel like artists should still have a thank you track. It's IG captions.

50.995 - 51.556 Rory

IG captions now.

Chapter 2: What are the implications of thank you tracks in hip-hop?

92.277 - 121.603 Rory

Like, is there any real, like, uninterrupted and bullshit in their career of a child star that didn't either have terrible embarrassing moments got addicted to drugs who is the quintessential kid that like is the standard that made it every child actor musician reality star always ends up fucked up in some some capacity you know Patrick Harris I wouldn't say he made it squeaky clean.

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123.165 - 139.323 Mal

Yeah, I don't know about that one. Yeah, no, not squeaky clean, but yeah, that's interesting. I wonder why that is, though. And it seems like it's only in, well, no, I was about to say our culture, but I know some. The Hollywood whites get to it.

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139.343 - 148.249 Rory

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Tara Reid. Listen, Lindsay Lohan was going crazy on the LIE. Yeah. Yeah, it never works out that way.

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148.269 - 163.215 Mal

But I guess if I had all that money and I'm at parties. Yeah, all that pressure from being young and trying to live up to those standards when you were such an innocent child. And now you're not allowed to make any mistakes as an adult.

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163.195 - 167.847 Rory

Actually, does Teyana Taylor count? I wouldn't say she was a child star, per se.

168.469 - 190.418 Mal

We saw Teyana when she was a... She was young. She was pretty young. Teyana might have... She was in the public eye since she was about maybe 15. Yeah, my super sweet 16. Yeah, so she... Yeah, she might be one of the ones that made it and doesn't have any crazy headlines and any incidents on the internet. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, T might be the only one.

190.659 - 192.121 Mal

Well, definitely, that I could think of.

192.281 - 204.924 Rory

That was a sick time at MTV when My Super Sweet 16 was on and then the following show after that was 16 and Pregnant. How do you think the 16 and pregnant girls felt? They're leading like damn.

204.944 - 206.829 Mal

Who was the programming director over there at the time?

Chapter 3: How do childhood experiences shape celebrity narratives?

249.695 - 255.063 Rory

You didn't stand in line. Everyone asking... Are you here by yourself? Where's your date? First of all, cut it out. I'm like, oh, he's on the way.

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255.123 - 270.902 Mal

I promise. Yo, you first of all, you did not stand in no line. Yes, I did. You didn't stand in no line. I'm one of the people. You didn't stand in no line. You walked right to the front like I did. You gave him your name. And I've seen you at TSA. So I know how you get it. When it comes to lines, I know how you get it. You don't do lines. There is no clear at Terminal 5.

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270.922 - 288.352 Mal

No, there's a clear right there. You know who to look for. The girl with the thing in her ear with the little thing. You know who to look for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with the band. Exactly. That's exactly how you got to do it. You didn't wait no line. But yeah, I caught the show last night. Amazing.

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288.372 - 294.283 Rory

Yeah. I do love Terminal 5 as a venue. Yeah. But I feel like that show deserved to be in an arena.

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295.411 - 295.912 Mal

Yeah.

295.932 - 305.287 Rory

We don't know Tiana and how she is with performances. So it's not like I was going in like, damn, I'm shocked that she did this. But I was still blown away, even with the expectations of knowing what she does. That show was fucking phenomenal.

305.307 - 325.988 Mal

Yeah, she definitely put on a show like she was in an arena last night. She didn't dumb her show down at all just because it was a smaller venue. And Terminal 5 was a nice size venue. Yeah. She might have had about 3,000 people in there last night. Yeah, back to back, sold out shows. Amazing. Amazing. She put on, Tiana put on an amazing show from start to finish.

327.392 - 335.897 Rory

When her daughter came out to sing, I think I might have been close to the kitchen because there was definitely onions being cut like close by me. I got like real misty when.

335.877 - 364.568 Mal

her daughter came out to do a duet but it's dope because we watched her grow up you know what I mean like she's Tiana has documented her and she has the reality show and all of that with the family so we watched little Junie grow up so it was dope to see her on stage and her element she's a star oh for sure she's definitely not a shy bone in her body but yeah I was just happy for Tiana man like she put on an amazing show the production the choreography of course we know that's what she does

Chapter 4: What are the pressures of family expectations during holidays?

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But yeah, shout out to Tiana, her entire crew, her tour. If you didn't get a chance to see her, if she's coming to your city, please go see Tiana. Because I promise you, this show is something you want to see.

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420.762 - 426.634 Rory

For sure. And there was a lot of women there. A lot of sexually explicit...

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426.614 - 448.107 Mal

moves happening on the stage yo it was it was crazy man because she did a little segment she gave uh she gave lala and uh what's the other the girl dream doll is that her name oh so you got to go to the show with lala and dream doll i didn't i didn't go with them let me let me make that clear i don't want to put that out there meanwhile meanwhile i'm with uh wme reps No, they were on the stage.

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448.127 - 463.128 Mal

She pulled them on the stage to give them both a private dance. And after she gave them a dance, she asked the ladies in the crowd whose pussy is wet. And like every woman in there. I think some dudes might have. Listen, I may have.

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I may have been like.

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Yeah.

465.932 - 470.056 Rory

Something's wet. I can't quite figure out what it is. Maybe I pissed myself.

470.076 - 480.365 Mal

Yo, I laugh so hard, man, because it's just funny when you see, like, a female entertainer control a room full of women. Mm-hmm. And, like, they all want to, like, sleep with her.

480.545 - 482.587 Rory

Fuck her. Yeah. Like, all the straight women wanted to fuck.

Chapter 5: What are the thoughts on the new Different Strokes reboot?

3116.24 - 3144.807 Mal

He was, yes. For Rory and myself. Love you forever for that. Genius at what you do. One of the greatest comedians. One of the greatest comedic actors probably ever. And a really good actor because I see that Kevin's starting to do more serious roles too. He's trying to stray away from just comedic actor. I liked the one with Bryan Cranston. It was a good movie. Yeah. But go ahead, shit on.

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3144.827 - 3153.916 Rory

Yeah, I don't know about this one. This doesn't feel real. It feels like a bad SNL sketch where they would like try to, let's do a reboot and it would be a parody.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the upcoming Ross album?

3154.877 - 3156.358 Rory

I think Damon Wayans is playing Willis.

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3157.499 - 3163.986 Mal

What's happened? What is, all right. These are grown men. So is Gary Coleman.

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Chapter 7: What are the major themes discussed in the BMF season finale?

3164.706 - 3166.408 Mal

No. Rest in peace.

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3167.907 - 3193.054 Mal

but like it's aesthetic it's just not we don't need who nobody we don't need this kevin hart doesn't look like a child gary coleman looks like a child this is what i'm but we don't need no who acts for different strokes is it live like in front of a live studio onset audience i believe yeah so they're shooting this for tv yes yeah do you think they'll reenact the uh the episode where arnold almost gets touched by the neighborhood molester

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3195.346 - 3197.85 Rory

I want to see Kevin really pull that one out.

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3197.87 - 3209.608 Mal

I would love to see Kevin Hart play that role in that moment. But we didn't ask for this, though. I don't even understand why they would give... Who put the budget behind this? ABC, apparently.

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Who's playing Philip Drummond? And what was Shorty's name?

Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the Thanksgiving holiday?

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The sister. I don't even remember. Is the entire cast of Different Strokes passed away? No. No. Who's still alive? Oh, wow.

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3229.332 - 3241.688 Rory

Willis died young. I know the girl died young. I wish we had their names. Apologies for this. But I feel like the whole cast has passed away, which is also weird that you would kind of just make what seems to be a parody of such a great show.

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3243.203 - 3266.174 Mal

I just don't know who... This is not something that I think we need. I know we didn't ask for it. I didn't see the public really saying, yo, we need different strokes. I just don't understand. And look, it may turn out to be great. You know what I mean? Kevin Hart knows more about Hollywood than I know. You know what I mean? You said Damon Wayans is in it as well? I believe he's playing with us.

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3266.194 - 3283.338 Mal

He knows more about Hollywood than we do. Listen, they may make some great shit, man, but I just don't... Just looking at it... And reading the names and different strokes. We didn't ask for that. I like the cast if they just did something else. Oh, no. 1,000. Damon Wayans and Kevin Hart in a movie together. I'm cool.

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I'm here.

3284.099 - 3301.527 Mal

I support that. But different strokes? I got to see what you're talking about, Willis. Yeah, it's just not. So, wait. Okay. Are they supposed to be adults now? Is that the spin on this different strokes? Oh, maybe that could be it.

3302.755 - 3311.252 Rory

They're now adults. But Kevin Hart, well, yeah, I guess Gary Coleman wasn't a little kid. So, yeah, I guess that could work.

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What do you think Willis turned out to be in the show? My guess would be maybe like a A lawyer. Willis was lawyerish. Yeah. Maybe like a lawyer.

3330.792 - 3334.718 Rory

And he went back to Harlem to clean up the hood. Yeah.

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