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New Rory & MAL

Episode 213 | Black Timberlake vs. Black Bieber

27 Oct 2023

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. I'm Daniel Alarcón, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Jeremiah. And I am Greg Rosenthal.

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I know that, Greg. We're teaming up on 40s and Free Agents, the podcast that owns the NFL offseason.

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This is where teams are built. Free agency, combine, pro days, trades. Every move matters. From my draft boards and mock drafts. To my vaunted top 101 free agents and how rosters come together. Quarterback movement. Surprise signings.

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We'll tell you what it means and who really wins. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search 40s and free agents, and listen now. On the CINO Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption.

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On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trejo to talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more.

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I'm an alcoholic, and without this group, I'm gonna die.

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Listen to Cino's show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. New Rory and Maul.com now. Tickets available now. We are coming to a city near you, hopefully. We'll be in LA November 5th at the Regent Theater. We'll be in London at the Leicester Square Theater November 17th. And then we'll be back home in New York City, Sony Hall, December 1st.

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Tickets available now. Limited merch available at the shows. Get there early. If you're getting a VIP ticket, that means you're getting a meet and greet ticket. So we hope to meet and greet and wash your hands. And you're allowed to hug Maul.

Chapter 2: What Halloween experiences do Rory and Maul share?

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And I'm like, no, no, no. He was fine. Don't start putting that on him.

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He's not the op. Don't worry about it. He was actually a really nice, kind human being.

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Well, speaking of costumes, Dwight Howard is in the news. Wow. Wow. That is crazy.

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Speaking of molesters.

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It's confirmed he's having a consensual sexual activity with a man. But it's denying sexual assault allegations dating back to 2021. Now, Rory, it was alleged that Dwight Howard met a guy online. You know, they started kicking it. You know how people do.

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That's how we met.

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Yeah. Invite a guy over. Well, no, me and Julian didn't meet like that. And Ed was kitty in the situation. No, I'm kidding. They exchanged dick pics. They were talking about sex stuff. They were going crazy. It was like, yo, come through to the crib. Pull up. He showed up to the door butt ass. Nothing wrong there, right? Well, maybe showed up to the door butt ass. Well, it depends.

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Because if you texting somebody, y'all kind of have that already like, yo, as soon as you pull up, I'm butt naked. Yeah, it's like. Then that's not awkward. Now, hopefully in the text messages, the guy knew that Dwight would be naked when he opened the door. If not, that's crazy. Dwight Howard is 6'11", chiseled like a Greek god. He's called chiseled? Yeah, Dwight Howard. He's an athlete.

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You can't call a man chiseled.

Chapter 3: What controversy surrounds Dwight Howard?

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But I think the end all be all is Kitty probably just wasn't attractive. And this guy was probably like, nah, I'm cool. I ain't trying to do nothing with Kitty. Like, Kitty can go back in the closet. Is this a thing in the gay community? I mean, we have no real representation here from the male. Sure we do. The male gay community? Yeah. Oh, Julian.

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Sure. The stake of this bit. Totally. I'm kidding.

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And this is going to sound really, really ignorant. I'm aware. But, like, because everyone... like is fucking the same gender. Like, is there a lot more orgies and group sex than there typically would be? No, that's a, that's a, I think that's a myth.

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They've come out and said that that was a myth that like, like gay people get a rep for being like a lot more sexually active and like freakier and stuff like that.

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And it's something because you have to think generally speaking, like men pursue that more often.

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like we get that rep that we would fuck anything whatever whatever now if the whole pool is just that that'd be kind of crazy yeah it's nothing it's not too many more you're not gonna find too much more hornier uh circumstances than gay men because men don't think about it because men generally are we're very horny right okay just men are okay so like the horny man is just doubled yeah if you got like a bunch of gay guys hanging out it's like oh y'all ready to like y'all ready to fuck right now it's like when the monsters all touch the basketball yeah

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yeah you're like oh it's like yo like how horny like me as a heterosexual man i'm horny i get home i'm like damn like so i could imagine if like if it was like a bunch of men that like men are we all just like horny in this room is that what what we're suggesting is gay men are so horny that they will fuck all other gay men at any time any place not all obviously obviously that's our headline

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obviously this gentleman didn't like Kitty but I'm just saying like poor Kitty poor Kitty do we have any idea who Kitty is they have no pictures of Kitty do we oh wait they identified Kitty I don't think they identified Kitty they probably made rumors but with gay men in particular to Mal's point there's fewer holes like with women there's more holes oh So now you're fighting for a whole space.

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It's like a package crocodile. It's just like one additional hole. It's like the real estate market in New York City.

Chapter 4: How do celebrity relationships impact public perception?

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I'm sorry. I'm just judging. All I can do without seeing his hairline is nuzz. That's crazy to me. I don't know. We do it with plenty of women that wear wigs. I don't. Yeah, but it's different for us. I don't. I don't know. What if she took the wig off to then give you head and you were like, whoa. You don't got to take your wig off to give me head.

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You don't got to take your wig off to give me head. But what if she does? I hope it's something. Rose it. All right, now, but I hope it's something under there. She takes the whole wig. I'm not mad at a woman taking her wig off to give me head, but it got to be, you got to have some good crop under there, though. Don't be like bald-headed or like. Can't have the Jim Jones braids?

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Nah, I mean, you can have cornrows, but it got to at least be like, it can't, it got to be like, they done though. It ain't like, yo, you a month in with no fresh cornrows. And it's like. I don't know why that's so funny. When the last time you washed your hair. She still had the lace front glue on her forehead. Ooh, not the glue.

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Nah. That's what relationships say.

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We're talking about relationships. You didn't see it until like the head. Yeah, until she's already. Oh, there's glue. Like your meat's in your mouth. I'm too observant for that, bro. I see everything, bro.

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But see, that's why you can understand why he should keep his hat on if his hairline is fucked up because while I'm getting head, I'm looking directly down at your head. Like I'm looking.

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That's true. It's a clear.

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That's all I'm paying attention to is your head.

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So why not just eat it under the blanket then? Who's about the hot box pussy?

Chapter 5: What experiences shaped the speaker's childhood and community values?

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Like, fuck it, let's take the food and now we got to run to the building two blocks down and go to the roof and eat these chicken wings and fried rice. That's all. We just was bad. We was young, doing dumb shit, but we wasn't doing it as a survival. It wasn't like, yo, we don't know what we're going to eat tonight.

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Like, if my mom didn't cook, one of my homeboys, if his mom's cooked, I could go to his house and get a plate. Like, that's just how I was on my block. I know everybody didn't grow up like that, but on my block, we was like, everybody really, if we rock with each other, we rock with each other. I'm in your house, your mother knows me, your father knows me.

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I see your mother walking from the grocery store with bags.

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Chapter 6: How do celebrity relationships influence public perception?

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I'm taking the bags and walking her to the building. That's how we was brought up because the old dudes on my block, that's what they taught us. If y'all going to be out here, we ain't going to be doing nothing stupid. We not going to be bringing no negative attention to the block because they was doing what they was doing. So it's like, nah. What were they doing?

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I don't know what they was doing. Bagging other stuff. I knew that if I saw somebody's mom and she had bags and she had something and she was walking to the building, I would take the bags from her and walk her to the building. That's just what we did growing up. I guess if the song is good. I don't really care anymore.

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We're going to draw the line of Michael Irving's son and Ruby Rose, because there's been plenty of rappers that I love. I've never heard of Michael Irving's son, and I've never heard a Ruby Rose song in my life. But this isn't new for hip hop. There's plenty of rappers that we love that probably don't have the exact story. Tiger grew up very well off. He grew up in Compton, California. No.

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Oh, excuse me, Bompton. That's what he said. Oh, okay. And I believe it.

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Compton it's like I could see all of Compton when he rapped it's not like you could see all of Compton when Tyga rapped I saw Tyga but Tyga doesn't even make music that like yeah Tyga doesn't make gangsta music Tyga makes really I'm sorry but Tyga makes really good music he does he makes he's good he keeps a hit that well done era was great one and two say Tyga makes really good music he has some good songs great records he makes really good careless world wasn't bad it's

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He got some hits. His first official album, Carol's World, was good. He'd be rough in an undercard versus to go against. Who would you pin him against? Tiger? For just 10?

Chapter 7: What are the implications of caffeine consumption in popular beverages?

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Yeah, Tiger got some shit. That would be tough. It's bigger names than... I think Big Sean is beating him, but I think it's a matchup. You think Big Sean? Big Sean is smoking Tiger, man.

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He's beating Tiger. In 10? You think so?

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Yes, I think so. He's smoking Tiger. Are you kidding me? What does Sean play against Fuck Every Girl in the World? Is he on I Got a Fucking Problem? Is Sean on a fucking problem?

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He's not? 2 Chainz, Kendrick, Drake, Rocky. Yeah. He has a song like that. He has Ass with Nicki Minaj. That's a win. No, I mean, Sean has a lot of hits. I'm just saying Tyga could be in that arena with them. Faded was great. Faded is crazy. Rack City.

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Make It Nasty was my shit in college.

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That was my shit. What's the lime and the coconut mix it all up? Crazy.

Chapter 8: How do societal expectations shape dating preferences?

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I hate that song.

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He's on bedrock.

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Bedrock is a win.

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That's a win.

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He got that Juicy song with Doja too. I keep it juicy, juicy. I hit that one. That's my shit. He's on that? Yes.

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He did a feature on that. That's a tough 10. I'm telling you. Tiger competes in the verses. If you go album for album, maybe he's not next to the people we're discussing. Records? Nah, you got Tiger fucked up.

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oh yeah yeah he did blesses yeah oh big sean it's big sean conrad and drake okay what song too wait tiger can play loyal oh yeah that's true i think you got tiger fucked up bro no tell you his record i'm not saying it but i've never heard somebody he can play the motto that tiger album is crazy never heard a nigga say that in my life okay not the album tiger is on the motto come on he is on the motto yeah

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Yes. It's a tough day against Tiger. Drake's motto? Yes.

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