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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: How does the crew react to the LA live show?
How do you know? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. How did you know that was him? You're a freak. No, I mean, you could tell it's a slim, tall guy she's with. Okay. Okay. Maybe she has a type. Yeah, she has a husband too. That's a slim tall guy that used to play basketball. She had a ring, like a championship ring on? Well, no. Wearing the ring during the video is sick though.
But I mean, listen, if you... I get it, man. Your wife has OnlyFans. This is what y'all are doing now. We've seen this before with couples that put out their own sex tapes and things like that. I'm pretty sure her subscription has fucking went through the roof since this happened. Listen, man. I don't know. I might have been convinced. It might have worked on me.
I'm not going to go sign up, but that man seemed pretty hurt is all I'm saying. I thought it was clearly a publicity stunt. I'd be staring at the wall too. He's in on that, man. That first video, there's no way you find out your wife has an OnlyFans and you're standing in the kitchen and she's sitting on the other side like this recording and you're standing there looking at me. Get the fuck out.
According to Joe Smith, they were already having the conversation and then she pulled her phone out mid-conversation. Yeah, but even if you're having the conversation and she pulls her phone out, you're not going to follow her upstairs while she's walking up the steps like this and you right behind. Like, that's just not a real thing, bro. I'm like, yo, put the fucking phone down.
Like, this ain't no time to be recording shit. But it's worth the money. Knock the phone out of her. Yeah, like, yo, we're not doing that. We're married. This isn't the time to be fucking other people on camera.
did like that too i think i would have drawn the line before filming our argument i don't know man because look at bad baby look at the earnings that bad baby is making from only fans or she made in 2021 she was making millions i think joe smith did all right for himself in his career but wasn't that the whole thing is that he spent all his money and now she has to like provide exactly he didn't yeah let me explain a job i don't care how bad we doing
My wife is never putting her pussy on the internet. But what if she was putting up these numbers, though? I don't give a fuck. 18 million. That's haram, bro. That is true. Your wife putting her pussy on the internet is haram. Yeah. We not doing that. Okay, going back to it one last time, though. How many haram shit you did in the past 24 hours? That's not the point. I'm not married.
I'm not married. You see what I'm saying? That's the difference. I'm not married. If you're married, you can't be doing shit like that. You can't put just sex tape all over the internet as a married woman. Well, even if you're not married, I'm just a young Catholic boy, but that's Haram fucking on camera. OnlyFans is Haram. Whether you're single or not. Yes. Yes.
But if you're married, it's definitely like, yo, that's insane. You cannot do no shit like that. So I feel like Joe Smith and his wife, they, you know, this is a way, this is marketing. He's obviously getting interviews on platforms. Nobody spoke to Joe Smith in the last 10 years on a platform. See, that's where I felt bad for him too. It's like,
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of poly relationships in dating?
She DM'd me the next morning. Well, let's give some context to what happened. All right, so during the meet and greet, what was the young lady's name? Danny. Danny. Shea was the guy. Danny Shea. That's confusing. So Danny comes. She's been a fan for a long time. She has a gentleman with her who's kind of a fan. So we just start asking them questions naturally, like how long y'all been together?
Like, oh, no, we're not together. We're just friends. But the more questions we start to ask, naturally, the more answers we get.
Chapter 4: How does Jeezy's new album relate to his personal life?
So he drove from Sacramento. She flew from Arizona. She's a flight attendant. I won't say what airline. Don't get her fired because you guys are weird. Mm-hmm. They'd been DMing for quite some time. They had met the night before the show and were staying in the same hotel, but claimed they weren't fucking, sleeping head to toe. Cap. Wasn't really like that. Clearly it was Cap. 100%.
So, we asked them to come on stage once the show started, got into some of their history, and halfway through that, Julian taps me and says, there's another guy that she invited to the show and he's side stage right now. So, of course... We're going to bring him back up on stage. Absolutely. Julian is so messy because how did he even figure that out? They told him. They told him.
They told us in the meet and greet. Yo, bro, check this out. But the funny thing was, so we're on stage. Wait, who told us in the meet and greet? Not the two, not the big couple. There you go. So Yomi was taking pictures in the crowd and then some guy on the side would let him know. So that's when Julian grabbed me and he's like, yo, a guy also currently DMing is here. And I was like, no way.
I said, yo, bring him here. So he brings the guy to the side of the stage. Of course. The guy opens his phone and shows me the DM. And she's like, where you at? So this was literally 25 minutes ago. Yeah, it was in the middle of the meet and greet when she was taking photos with the other guy that she was staying with. So she was saying that he was he didn't have nothing with her, you know.
So that's what he said. And then he passed me his phone after she was like, no, it's not even like that. We scrolled through. It was like that. It was like, oh, I like her. I bet you do. I bet you do. She likes women, apparently, so. So I ask, I proceed to ask Danny, I'm like, yo, do you know a guy named Shay? She's like, no. Wait, on stage? On stage. Sitting across from him? On stage.
I can see him. The crowd can't.
I can see him.
He's stage left waiting for some Jerry Springer shit, waiting for his entrance, like. You know when they bring the camera backstage and the nigga paces back and forth? That's what he was doing. What's that shit they grab before they get on stage at the Apollo? The tree. They rub the tree. He was about to rub the tree and walk on stage. So I'm like, you don't? She was like, no.
So I said, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome Shay to the stage. Goddamn. Yo, her face. Ba-ba-dum. Like, she was like, nah, there's no way. So, you know, Shay came on there. He cool. He put his arm on, you know, back of the couch over her and shit like that. So, you know, homie that she's originally with, he got to play cool. He keep licking his lips like LL, acting like he not hurt.
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Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts share about Jada Pinkett Smith's book?
So the one time I looked at Jesus and I was like, oh, I get it. It's like when he had that battle. That he did with Gucci. And when Gucci was, like, kind of antagonizing him and he was, like, just cool with it, he was like, aight. Like, aight. I was like, oh, I get it. He real cool with his, like, threatening shit. Like, you could tell that he bought it. But, like, with the suit, he bought it up.
Yeah. So. Damaris, you need therapy. Yeah. ayahuasca you need ayahuasca yo i want to send you to costa rica so i want it so when i read jada's book jada was talking you know you are the only person that read that book back to jada's book you just opened up that book has opened up that book has i think my my album sold more copies and not only that i think we found out Hey, fuck you.
Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on Megan Thee Stallion's new song 'Cobra'?
Not only did the book flop, but I think we found out that you was capping. Oh, yeah. There's no way you could have read that book. That book didn't even come out when you said you read it. I never said I read her book. I said I read Will's book. I told you. I said I read Will's book. I said on mic, Jada's book hasn't come out yet. These are all excerpts.
oh I thought you said you read Jada's whole book no when you guys are talking about when I was lying I didn't read Jada's book it hadn't come out yet I had read Will's book oh okay I'm sorry and I had talked about that before okay but I did read Jada's book when I was out sick and I understand why it flopped and I'll say that I understand why it flopped I enjoyed it because I'm a fan of Jada yeah you are but the mistake that Jada made was giving all of her highlights first of all it's not a well written oh I know what you mean it's not a well written book um
And she gave all of her highlights to the news. And on top of that, honestly, the one thing that people really wanted to get from that book was about her relationship with August. And she completely skimmed over that. Like there was no, she did clarify some stuff as far as the red table talk.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts compare depressed and broke experiences in relationships?
why she said I shouldn't have put it out. My team didn't want me to put it out. It actually made... I went to clear my name. It made me look worse. She said Will made me look worse because Will was on there. Everybody's saying Will's crying. And she's like, no, we're filming this at 12 o'clock at night. Will's exhausted. That's why his eyes are red. He's not crying.
He's tired because we've been filming this for seven hours. So yeah, she clarified some things. And it was a good book if you're a Jada fan. She talked about her childhood. The drug dealing thing got...
Chapter 8: What reflections do the hosts have on Nicki Minaj's openness about addiction?
I remember you mentioned that you was like, oh, now Jada's a drug lord, this, this, and that. And I'm just trying to like... No, but when I read it, it's like, that's what hood girl... She was a hood girl in the 80s in Maryland. No, I could definitely see Jada.
Like, that's what... We cleaned that up and was like, we could totally see Jada being in Baltimore, dating a drug dealer and getting involved with that.
Yeah.
I could definitely... That's not far... I know the pretty girl in the block that... Trust me, I know. I get it. But... But yeah, the book did flop. And I know why. I can understand why it flopped. It really wasn't a well-written book. She breezed through the last 20 years of her life and spent a lot of time on the first 20. On Tupac. Yeah. She really didn't spend that much time on Tupac.
Thank God. She really didn't.
Let that man rest.
But the clips made it seem like that when that really wasn't it. It just kind of... The book was supposed to be about her journey to worthiness of her feeling worthy. And in it, she talked about certain situations in her life that brought down her self-worth and how she became so insecure and things like that. Some of those things involve Tupac.
But throughout the entire book, she didn't talk about Tupac like he was a boyfriend or anything like that. She talked about him because he was one of her close friends. She talked about her other close friends, too. It's just not all of them are fucking Tupac. Right. You see what I'm saying? So he was in the, he came up in a couple of chapters, you know what I'm saying?
About how she became who she became and things like that and how he contributed to that. But it wasn't as salacious as the clip bait made it seem. Well, shout out to Jada. Get her book if you didn't. Well, we're sure you didn't because it flopped. But get her book. Support Jada. Women, definitely.
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