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New Rory & MAL

Episode 251 | Prose & Consequences

15 Mar 2024

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. It's financial literacy month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.

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22.323 - 29.863 Damaris

There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.

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Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am.

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42.959 - 48.025 Mal

I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

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On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

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Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms.

73.782 - 94.333 Leanne

So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hip since high school. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast, we're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?

94.353 - 95.194 Leanne

Well, they had a BOGO.

Chapter 2: What are the implications of Yes Julz's firing?

145.452 - 209.79 Rory

Light pat. Yeah. Just put it in your sock. Yeah. You know. Anyways. get tickets now cons was trying to tell him how stressed out he was and then q-tip said yo what's your name Rory hates consequences. Rory hates that man. You can come in whenever you want. Oh. Oh, no. I wasn't. No. We can just keep us laughing. Just trying to set a fun, happy mood. A little jokey, silly mood. At R&M.

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211.188 - 221.358 Rory

What's the N stand for? R and M. Yeah. R and M. What's, what's the N for? Is that like the R and M? Same as what I thought the NAACP was.

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221.518 - 226.203 Mal

Yeah. Every, every N in an acronym stands for that word in Rory's mind.

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227.384 - 241.178 Rory

I just don't say it out loud. So, but you think it, you think it, no, you think it with the hard ER. Do the voices in your head have the same, like the voices in your head are racist. I, yeah, but like I'm a social justice warrior, so I always combat them.

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242.609 - 269.376 Rory

you suppress like that's that's you suppress that's how dedicated to the cause i am i battle with myself yeah but you suppress your like racist thoughts yeah i feel like everyone does that you know how we have like don't we have everyone suppress their racist thoughts no some people let them out no i mean no i mean people that are people that aren't uh outwardly racist oh yeah well yeah i'm sorry that sounded great yeah some people know some people let it out some people let it out with a bullhorn i feel like every single human being has thoughts in their head that

270.267 - 283.182 Rory

sound racist, but they know they're racist. So they ignore them and move on. That's why I told you the other day, I was like, yo, you, I know you say the N word when you rap in certain lyrics, when you buy yourself. Well, we've been through that. We're now going into the subconscious of everything. Yeah.

283.202 - 300.021 Rory

I don't understand that, but I'm just saying like, it's so, I think that it's okay to just like have those thoughts as long as you don't push those thoughts and opinions onto people. But like when I read things, it's not like there's an actual voice reading it back in my head. It's a subconscious thing. Cause one time someone did tweet me back and like,

300.001 - 325.698 Rory

yo so when you read like do you edit the n-word and i was like they caught me yeah bleep yeah um it's not like a voice though so does it count and i've read the hard er before it wasn't my words i was just reading yeah he was just reading it was there yeah huckleberry finn yeah nigger jim I don't even like you saying that word. I can. Yeah, but I know you can, but I just don't.

325.718 - 330.004 Rory

It's just something about you. That's fair. It's just like. The hardy R is just.

Chapter 3: How do Rory and Mal address the beef with Consequence?

607.717 - 632.965 Rory

i wouldn't i wouldn't hear it and that's why i won't read it why no no but i wouldn't i honestly want to hear your yeah it was fire though no that it was fire it was i just felt like she was you him it was no it wasn't nobody that ever answered that fast was being true i had heard the poem before that play it that was like that was like my third time hearing that poem so i was well i actually think i rapped along to some of the lyrics okay like you punched it up for her

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632.945 - 659.526 Rory

nah come on that's a lot y'all sounding like battle rappers I did not QM any of that that was all her pen you was finishing her bars you were coming on the last like yeah you said damn you threw a bridge on this you were coming on the last stanza I was I was pretty much Rex behind Mook the entire time I was Kayshawn yelling Damaris to get him can you can do you have any like any of the lines that stood out to you no I mean I let Damaris like okay what was it about

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660.299 - 683.761 Rory

You know who it was about. Who was it about? I don't know who it was about. What was it about? What was the basis of the poem? It was about love. That's what it was about. And a specific gentleman that we've discussed on this pod. I just thought it was unfair that she came in as like the deaf poetry slam expert to these guys that were just novices.

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683.781 - 702.925 Rory

She walked in like the person that could sing at karaoke. Like, why are you even here? But somebody saying my poem was about love is like, that's so like, isn't every poem about love? My pen has ink in it. Yeah. I would hope so. Doesn't every poem, isn't every poem pretty much about love? Not really. No? Well, it depends, I guess, your definition of love. I mean, everything is love.

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703.226 - 721.861 Rory

Well, yeah, that, I don't know if everything is love, but yeah. Everything should be love. But no, poems are not always about love. What's a poem that you can remember that wasn't about love? A Rose That Grew From The Concrete by Tupac. I can't quote one line. I just don't think it's about love. I think it's about a rose that grew from Baltimore.

721.881 - 742.122 Rory

I'm almost sure that if it's a poem about a rose growing from concrete, love is somewhere in there. Pull it up. I'm just going to take a guess. If you're talking about a rose growing from concrete, which is symbolic to making it out of a tough environment, something beautiful, still being able to flourish. Okay, so then yeah, everything is about love at that point. Love is somewhere in there.

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Rory, do you want to read it? I'd love to see your comprehension. There's no N words, right? No. Nature's right there, so that's an N word. Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Providing nature's law. Providing is sick. I can't. Proving fucking you up, man.

758.626 - 766.278 Damaris

Why are you reading it like it's the fucking Martel ad? Proving, proving fucking him up. He said, did you hear about the rose that grew from the concrete?

766.338 - 791.629 Rory

Providing nature's law. Nigga, that says proving. Proving nature's law. See, that's why you don't know poems is about love. You can't even read it. See? Just right there, we cracked the code. This is why you don't know every poem has something to do with love. Because you just placed providing when the author gave you proving. A lot of P's. I'm just saying, proving. You said providing.

Chapter 4: How did the Discord poetry slam unfold?

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My bad, Joe. I'm sorry. What was the engagement like? What do you mean on these posts? Comments wise. The solo one of you did pretty well. People were positive. And Julian's doing that creative thing where he doesn't follow anybody back. Well, it's not supposed to be an engaging account. Yo, man. This is fucking crazy. Julian, man, you are a sick puppy, man.

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This wouldn't have happened if you didn't make fun of the people on Discord for doing poetry. I don't care.

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1423.128 - 1426.493 Mal

Doing a group Discord poetry is crazy.

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1426.853 - 1431.44 Rory

That's not poetry. That's prose. I'm sorry, what?

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What?

1432.955 - 1441.087 Rory

You know the difference between poetry and prose? Do you? Are you the pro? Do you know the difference between prose and cons? Do you? We're going to get to that.

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I was going to say, damn.

1444.692 - 1472.694 Rory

Yo. We're going to get to that. Yo, y'all are sick, man. This is a sick group. All right, let's restore some order here. I don't know how we got down that rabbit hole. My bad, Overlord. I have to overload this entire thing. Let me lower these transitions. Well, that's not a great ad to sign up for our Discord. I don't know what is. Patreon.com backslash New Rory Mall. It was a lot of fun.

1473.275 - 1490.78 Rory

You can read your poetry. You can read some of your captions to Julian, maybe. Yeah. I played some new music on there as well. Yeah, how did they like it? They liked it. Other people played their music too. So it was like a cool, creative powwow. How was some of the music though? It was good. Honestly. No, honestly, one of the guys... Was it some bullshit? Somebody was playing some bullshit? No.

Chapter 5: What uncomfortable topics are discussed regarding podcast growth?

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I can understand that this portion is something you're uncomfortable with, but that's one part of growing a podcast. And that's crazy. Where when you have a partner, I'll text people and there's things I won't do that I will do. And that's how you reach out to people on my platform. I'm not reaching out to somebody for me to be on their platform. That's all I was saying.

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A podcast grows from concrete. That is, that is true. I mean, we would know that. Like we are like the. We were given. We're like the forefathers of this podcast. No, we were given this. Oh, yeah. I walked outside and they said here.

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Chapter 6: How do Rory and Mal address the Gilbert Arenas and Swaggy P situation?

4166.458 - 4179.861 Rory

That's true. Kind of just fell into your lap. Yeah. I wasn't sitting outside at 6 a.m. Paranoid as fuck before any of this. Which was it? On Fulton in Brooklyn.

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4179.881 - 4181.143 Damaris

Downtown.

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4181.163 - 4182.465 Rory

Yeah. Then the Fulton Mall area.

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4182.485 - 4183.667 Damaris

Good times.

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4184.018 - 4199.48 Rory

That whole strip in the summertime. Yeah. I miss New York. Remember like when New York was New York? You can get an outfit or you can get killed. 50-50. Or pussy. Like so many options. It was all right there. And then they put Shake Shack there and it was like, all right.

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Shake Shack.

4199.98 - 4214.105 Rory

I never need to leave. Cut, stab, shot, pussy, some Timbs. You get a college degree. College degree, yes. Shout out to LIU. It's all right there. Right there. Whatever you want. That's Brooklyn in a nutshell.

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Absolutely.

4214.446 - 4215.729 Rory

Everything that you just said. Absolutely.

Chapter 7: What are the implications of the voicemail about a complicated love triangle?

4220.581 - 4245.359 Rory

Before we do get to voicemails, we were having a conversation off mic That Gilbert Arenas and Swaggy P shit was super corny. For those that didn't see the clip. Yeah, it's corny, but that's what people want. People want corny. People want lame. People want that. Let's play the clip. People don't want stand-up real shit. They want corny. Pregnant. Pregnant. Got the young boy. Damn.

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4245.379 - 4257.082 Leanne

They only knew. But, like, I was shocked, too, though. Like, that day when I was riding home with Philly in the car. Yeah. I don't know if I can tell that story. If you want me to tell that story.

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Don't they do a sports show?

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts navigate the complexities of relationships and fidelity?

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She's a mother now. She's a mother now. Yeah, you can't do that. Because that day changed my life.

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4265.193 - 4267.696 Rory

She's a mother now, but let's do exactly what you said we weren't going to do.

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He was like, okay, man, this is what NBA is about. Hey, listen.

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Hey, NBA, listen. I'll let you know this is. Yeah. I'm riding in a car.

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4279.131 - 4288.773 Leanne

He in the back seat. I turned my head against it. Huh? What was you doing in that backseat, you?

4289.976 - 4300.442 Mal

What was you doing in that backseat? Yeah, let's say everything except the obvious explicit what we're leaning into telling people exactly what happened. That's so fucking corny.

4300.945 - 4304.952 Rory

I don't know why y'all be surprised when ballplayers and people who... Who surprised?

4305.092 - 4308.157 Mal

Nobody surprised. He said she's a mother now. She has two kids.

4308.357 - 4330.536 Rory

And I'm hypocritical because I love a lot of Gilbert's antics that probably are just as bad as this. But, all right, I'm going to use this as a buffet. I'm picking and choosing. This is corny as fuck. Yes. Listen, you're not going to find... Yes, it's corny. When he used to terrorize Swaggy P's kids, I was laughing nonstop. Yeah. I thought it was hilarious. I'm a hypocrite, so this is corny.

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