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New Rory & MAL

Episode 261 | The Boogeyman Is Coming (TWICE)

19 Apr 2024

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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It's financial literacy month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.

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There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.

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Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're watching the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down.

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Portia accusing Kelly of sleeping with a married man. They holding K. Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues.

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On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the tea everybody's talking about.

Chapter 2: What news is shared about Kendrick's upcoming album?

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To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I believe that Kendrick didn't think a full diss record from Drake was coming. I do think he has an album coming in May. Where do you keep hearing, sorry, Roy, where do you keep hearing about this album coming in May? I didn't.

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First time I heard it was from Maul just now. Yeah, same. You've said it like three times. I just spoke to a little birdie.

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on twitter no not on twitter i was smoking walking around the park and a little birdie dropped a little butt butt in my ear that no kendrick may be coming in may so i was like oh okay what type of bird was it a butterfly it was a i was a blue jay i think can butterflies be oh wow that's a good reference oh wow good job maul i get it not that blue jay okay And we are back. Yes, we are.

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Took a quick little, you know, 48 hours apart. Took some R&R? Yeah, needed some little R&R to kind of let things breathe a little bit. It's like wine. You got to like pop the cork sometime, let it breathe. We took the usual time off that we have for the last hour. Yeah, but this one, this felt a little different. Did it? Felt a little different. Why do you feel that way?

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I don't know, maybe because I got more shit done in these two days than I have gotten done in the past couple of weeks. Oh, nice. What'd you take, Adderall? No. I got to take Adderall to get shit done now. I mean, it helps. Yeah. No, I didn't take no Adderall. I just had a busy two days getting shit together. But we're back to talk to the people. Are you fully moved in yet?

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We never got like a house update from you. We'll get to everything else. Not yet. I'm still waiting for some more pieces to come in. Some more pieces coming this week. Still getting things furnished and things like that. Did you pick a theme? No, I promise you I didn't pick a theme. No?

Chapter 3: What are the implications of AI in hip-hop?

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No. What about a color palette? You look like a Moss type of guy. Neutral tones, grays, creams. Okay. Things like that. You know, keep things minimal. I like the fit you got today, Maul. It's the burgundy. I see the shoes match the collar and the- Oh, yeah. See how you put that together. Yo, you know- See the leg. I've been doing this for a long time, Julian, you know? And the hat.

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You know what I'm saying? We used to, before social media, if you didn't wear the right shit, you got roasted outside all day for it, so- The streets want to know, not us, but the streets were asking, are the glasses full time now? Have you made that transition? Only when I'm recording and I have to look at the TV for things, obviously. Gotcha. Okay. So age is catching up.

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Even though your hairline and skin looks immaculate. Yeah. Finally, something is aging on you. No, the eyes are not bad. But, you know, before they start to get there, we want to get ahead of this thing. Gotcha. Okay. This is just getting ahead of an issue.

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Chapter 4: How do Drake and Ross's recent interactions affect the rap landscape?

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Preventative. Fair. That's all it is. I don't need it. Like me and my prostate exams. Exactly. Yeah.

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Same thing as your glasses.

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Get in there. Let's see what's going on. See what's happening.

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You're fingering your eyes. Yeah, exactly. Roy started his prostate exams at eight years old. At 8? He's making another molestation joke? I know. That's what he does. It's okay. I'm here for you. I'm here to make sure that your mental health is great. Coast right off me. Whenever you're ready to ride down to Father O'Malley, just let me know. We can still go put him on ice.

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I was not molested by a priest. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry about that. We keep putting Father O'Malley in some bullshit. But we do have new merch available. NewRoryMall.com now. Get this That's Not Hip Hop shirt.

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available now everybody has been asking for this shirt and finally is here all the letters on this side are different letters from other hip-hop logos i don't know we need like a merch salesperson to just come on here and and sell this i just think it looks cool oh we just need an only fans model to have sex on her only fans with this and really get those numbers up ticking true and then spam every twitter account possible i'm gonna send one of these to miss be nasty and let her squirt in this

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Oh, okay. It's a ShamWow. Yeah. It could be a towel. It could be, you know, Miss Be Nasty, you could wipe off your monitor after you squirt all over it with the shirt. Do whatever you want. We'll save you one. Somebody sent me a tweet during our little R&R for two days of someone saying, Maul, you know, we can see your likes. So naturally, I went to go look what was in Maul's likes.

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And thank God I wasn't in public. Who was there? Miss Be Nasty? Squirting all over the cell phone. Oh, yes. Coconut water. I mean, we're going to have to blur this on the TV. Are we? Just don't blur it on Twitter. Oh, you liked a lot. This was the first thing that popped up. Oh, look at that. When someone said mall, you know we can see. Oh, look at this art. Oh, man. Just art.

Chapter 5: What are the highlights of Bryson Tiller's album review?

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Phenomenal album. Phenomenal. I am good at mopping. Yeah. They just did a shout out to Bryson and our good friend DJ Night Train who's on tour with him. They just sold out OVO Wembley and the footage and everything that came out of that looks incredible. Their tour is going strong. Love it. Shout out to Bryson, man.

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Even when Bryson wasn't at the height of his career, he was still doing venues twice the size of artists that were...

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quote-unquote more popular at the time yeah like his fan base still still rocks with him a lot um i definitely want to go to this tour speaking of mike and once this rap beef and everything starts to settle down for the sake of podcasting and the music industry i think someone needs to put a mic in front of quincy jones Just to get us back. Into music? No, into mess.

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Chapter 6: What theories about Quincy Jones are discussed?

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Mess. Just salacious. Quincy know. He'll restore some order. Oh man, you get the Quincy to talk about those Rat Pack days. See, I want to know about those stories. I want to know less about my favorite artists. I don't want to. I want to know. Yeah, I want to know what Frank Sinatra and Sammy and I was doing in Vegas. I need to know. Some nasty shit. Oh man, they was living life. No cameras?

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Niggas ain't got no phones. The original Pussy Patrol. No social media. Oh, my God. Dame was on Math Hoffer's podcast. Again? Yeah, again. God damn, Dame. You really go get a haircut over there, don't you? It's in Harlem. Yeah. Well, they're doing like the swap thing because Math did a great interview on what's names? New America. New America. Yeah. New America or something? New America, right?

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I think that's it, yeah. Dane brought up one of my favorite theories, and I'm so glad he brought it up because sometimes I've been scared to go down this path.

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Chapter 7: How does the discussion shift to celebrity crushes?

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The Hitler was gay theory. Oh, yeah. It makes a lot of sense. I'm not saying all artists are gay, but let's just go through his timeline. We all know Hitler wanted to be an artist, but no one encouraged his drawings. He was abused by his father. He liked to design men's fashion. Oh, there you go. Right there. Let's be real about his mustache.

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I know it's now been the face of anti-Semitism, which it should be, but it's a pretty gay mustache when you get down to it. If he never killed a bunch of Jews, we'd be like, that's just a gay mustache. Yeah. I can see him and we know that his background is actually Jewish. He was very self-hating.

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I think his father abused him because he was a gay artist and all that aggression was built up and he did a lot of fucking coke. And meth. He was on a lot of meth. He went crazy. He just happened to be very articulate. Oh, yeah. So you think he was a gay meth head? I think Quincy Jones can tell us the truth. Quincy could definitely tell us what Hitler was doing for sure.

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But I don't know about him being, I don't know. Well, there was always this... And again, I don't give a shit straight or it doesn't matter. He's obviously horrible, all that. I don't need to preface this. But there's been this big revisionist history coming from all over the place of just slandering him. There's also things like he had a tiny penis. It's like all the... He...

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used to shit his pants a lot. There's like all these things that just make it look. See, but if I was back in those times and then now people in 2024 saying these things about me and it wasn't true, I would want somebody that has some history with me somewhere to come up like, yo, bro, what are y'all talking about? He was nothing like that. Saying, yo, he had a little dick in 2024 is crazy.

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Him shitting his pants is the least of his PR problems. Yeah, like, yo, I have a little dick and I'm, like, a piece of shit. Like, come on, man. Like, where do people get this shit from? Somebody just says it and then it's just like, oh, yeah, like, I heard that, too. Where did you hear that? It's to strip, like, to strip the allure from, quote, boogeyman just to make him look like a loser.

Chapter 8: What advice is given in the voicemails segment?

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The reason he was such a bad person is because he was so insecure? Is that part of that thing? It's to dehumanize him. Yeah. I don't know. I'm also not defending Hitler. No, no, I get it. Like, it's just a whack, I don't know, like... Who wrote that in a history book? Who documented that he had a little dick? One of the hoes? It was the same back then as it is now.

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They just put it in journals instead of IG captions. Find somebody's journal from back then and it says, yo, he had a little dick. They ain't even talk like that. Sire was not well endowed. Matter of fact, they made statues of men with the tiniest penises. It was revered back then. It was cold.

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they ran out of marvel yeah do you think anyone like walked past those statues when they were finished in that time and was like our president is that little bit or whatever the their leader was because they did those in real time a lot and it was like no caesar had to actually stand in when they did that so everybody was just walking past him looking like oh yeah he got the little dick statue and he's like all right i'll learn y'all i'm jesus christ now

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This is the last time you're going to fuck with me when it comes to art or paintings. I am going to be the face of what white people think Jesus is. That's a fact. History buffs. I know it was a joke. Anyways, I don't know how we got to the Hitler. Oh, yeah. Either way, Quincy Jones, please do another interview. We need to get all his testimony. Quincy? Yes.

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Quincy going to die with those secrets, man. He ain't gonna do that. He came out the gate and was like, Marvin Gaye was fucking every dude you could think of. I don't think he wants to die with any secrets. He's dying to get them out? Because nobody even asked him that for real. He just volunteered that information.

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He made us think of a Freebasing comedian that lit himself on fire and go, wait, Richard Pryor did what? Yeah. Quincy, I think, wants to let it go. It was somebody's birthday the other day that we were talking about. Martin. Martin's birthday was the other day and we were sitting there cracking jokes about him and how he should not be doing any action scenes anymore. You, you.

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Don't say I agree with him. But y'all like kind of like, you know, y'all niggas added some Sassone and everything to it. But happy birthday to Martin Lawrence. I didn't appreciate that we talked bad about Martin. It was his birthday. He reached out? No. I just saw it was his birthday. I was like, fuck. There's been a lot of people reaching out. That's just why. Another blue joke. To who, me?

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Just the pod in general. Oh, yeah? Yeah, did we not have the whole dream bill? Oh, that doesn't count. We knew that was going to happen. She wasn't sure if Martin and his team subbed us. Yo, beefing with the bad boys is crazy. Never beefing with Martin Lawrence. Yo, we were giving ourselves like sarcastic credit for the Chris Brown, Quavo thing, re-sparking.

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I feel like that's a stain on our jacket now. We deserve an asterisk, because we really started one of the worst audio beefs in all time. Well, you said we started that. I feel like I don't even want my name attached to that anymore. And people been hitting me talking about, I started the Lupe shit. Like now Lupe wants to battle everybody. I didn't how.

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