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New Rory & MAL

Episode 274 | Don’t Come Back

04 Jun 2024

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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It's financial literacy month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component to communities thriving.

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If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am.

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I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

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Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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If you're watching the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down.

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Portia accusing Kelly of sleeping with a married man. They holding K. Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues.

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On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the tea everybody's talking about. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Have you guys ever did perks? Once.

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I did a half a perk one time. My ass was itching for fucking 17 hours straight. I'm sorry. You should need to shower. Is that a side effect? Hell yeah. Your actual ass was itching? My ass hole was itching. You needed a shower. That's all. And I was in a club. I was trying to find the edge of the couch and kind of like... You killing me for the temperature video. It was crazy.

Chapter 2: What are the initial reactions to Eminem's new single?

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Are you just saying that pink shit is gay? No, I'm just saying, like, it's just a prideful sneaker. Like, I'm proud of these. You said you've never worn them. I'm proud of these.

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that's not pride month is not just like shit you proud of yeah it's not no I thought that's what it was like you're proud to be who you are okay I guess we can flip it that way yeah I thought that listen I hope I'm not like disrespecting anything I thought that's really what pride month was like you're proud to be who you are yes but who you are if you're LGBTQ plus so if I'm I can't be proud if I'm heterosexual no it's not on so what month can I be proud you're proud literally every month you're a proud boy hey hey now

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Maul, you're getting into the territory of, if I said, why is there not white entertainment television, but there's BET. Oh, there's white entertainment television. Yeah, all the other channels. Saturday Night Live. Know that. SNL. Every late night show.

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That's for a specific group of whites on the Upper West Side that are currently, never mind, I was in the middle of a genocide, but neither here nor there. Yeah. Welcome back, everyone. Happy Pride Month. I did enjoy the Twitter series that was going on over the weekend of corporations on June 1st. And it was just clips of people forcing gayness on you. What do you mean?

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One of my favorite Twitter moments in quite some time. Forcing gayness on you? Corporations are now going all like, you know, it's Pride Month.

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We will be doing it on our end too, by the way. I just haven't found the decal. That's our rainbow flag. But the bearded versions of the two of you will be celebrating all month. Yeah, Pete made one years ago. I do it every year. I just never, I lose the file every year once I change it.

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Wait, I didn't see that. So what do you do to my logo every month? Every June?

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It's just the, it's just the, it just mocks the, not mocks, sorry, that's not the right word. It just incorporates the rainbow flag. We're just celebrating.

286.028 - 288.452 Rory

Yeah. The new Rory and Maul is just in rainbow font.

Chapter 3: What details are shared about the Bia and Cardi B diss exchange?

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I will go to the... Oh, is that why Yomi's not here today? Is she being too proud? To work? No, that's not how it works. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. It's the whole month. Listen, I'm learning, man. You can't be mad at a guy for learning. You can, though. Why? We all have to learn something. Sometimes we don't all know everything.

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They got a lot of corporate sponsors.

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Oh, you better believe it.

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Look at that.

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Target. Target. I mean, L'Oreal's been there since the beginning. Yeah. You know that. What? L'Oreal's grandfather didn't tell you? They started this shit. Holy shit. I really hope we're not coming off as ignorant as I think we are. Because I really do want to celebrate all our listeners.

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They love us.

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We love them. For sure. They, whoever they may be. We love them all. I mean, Eminem came back just in time, right? Yo, listen, man. Because, you know, I gave Julian some shit last week. He had, you know, Julian has been very vocal about his...

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dislike of Eminem's music over the years and how much he feels like Eminem is overrated and you know and I gave him some shit I'm like listen man we can't we can't do that Eminem is he's a legend he's a GOAT he in his you know in his prime he's done things in music that a lot of artists have not been able to do and still can't do so we can't take away from what he's done but we can only go off of your last effort

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your latest effort right your latest and your greatest so Eminem dropped the single last week Houdini And I'll never listen to that record again in my life. I'm going to just put that out there. Why not? This is what everyone wanted, right? We wanted the old Eminem back. He did it word for fucking word. He remade a video that everyone claimed to love before.

Chapter 4: What insights are shared about Sean Paul's Tiny Desk performance?

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I think it's just like, it's so ridiculous. And I could be wrong. It fits the theme, though.

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He's bringing back Slim Shady to kill him, so he has to bring back the same thing. I'm not mad at that angle, but... This music, this Houdini, it's just not good music.

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He said, in the spirit of pride, he said, my transgender cats, Siamese, identifies as black but acts Chinese. I did call that bar. I don't know if it was on Patreon in the last episode. But I knew we were going to get a horrible trans bar. Here's another favorite of mine. Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the Black Guy Peas. That's a play.

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So there's a group called Black Eyed Peas with Will.I.Am, which everyone knows was R. Kelly's favorite group. He peed, too. And then he also urinated on a teenager.

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That goal post is in a fucking U-Haul.

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M has always done this, though. Why are we pretending like this is new?

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This is why I can stand so confidently on my hill, because he always does the same bullshit tricks every time he drops. I was arguing with KFC all Friday because of the song, and he loves Eminem.

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Well, I mean, as a 40-plus white guy, I mean, this is... This is bad. This is his Marvin Gaye. I was like, I'm not... This is his Stevie Wonder.

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And kind of where we ended up, he's like, oh, so you're just too sophisticated to get it. And I was like, or like, not to get it, but to like... I feel like he was joking with you.

Chapter 5: What comments did Method Man make about the Summer Jam lineup?

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Well, did anyone see Method Man's comments? Yes.

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Can we read those out loud? Yeah, he said, sorry, it's small font. He said, not our crowd at all. Thanks again, New York and the whole tri-state that showed up to the event. Plus Pete and Ebro. I got love for you guys, but never again. At this point, the generation gap is just too wide for me. Hashtag never coming back.

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Yeah, they didn't make sense on this lineup.

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Well, they were part of, I believe, the Mr. C tribute, which had like Eric B and Rakim and, you know, Big Daddy Kane, just older acts. I think they were part of that Mr. C tribute. I don't think it was just flat out meth and red were in the lineup. I think this is part of the Mr. C situation. Listen, I understand what Meth is saying, though. I get it, because I feel the same way.

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Even still.

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I feel the same way as a consumer, as a patron. Like, never again will I go back to Summer Jam. Like, I'm just... I get it. I respect it. Hopefully it stays a New York staple and it grows, because obviously a downside is moving from the... giant stadium to UBS Arena.

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But I would love to see this, because it's been around so long and it has helped catapult a lot of, especially the festival stage in the parking lot, it has helped catapult a lot of artists.

Chapter 6: What are the critiques of the Summer Jam event?

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throughout the year, so it's something that I think is necessary and needed. I just think that it needs to be different people controlling it, different people creating it, curating it. I just think it needs that, but I don't want to see Summer Jam not happen. I think New York needs a Summer Jam, but I just think it needs to be different people behind the scenes putting it together.

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a different creative direction to kind of give it that push back into what it used to be. But I understand what Method Man is saying, because now a lot of the music that's popular now, especially in New York City, they don't want to hear Meth and Red perform some of their greatest joints.

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you know pay tribute to obviously paying tribute to mr c was necessary but i can understand the sentiment of the you know just not feeling like the crowd is into it they're not really there to see them and don't really know their songs like that um i just think that it needs to be you know just just a different change of creative direction is all yeah i don't know they're also competing with festivals now like it's tough to put it together festival

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I guess, yeah. Sort of. Just a one day. Yeah. It's not a two or three day festival, but this is a festival. I mean, I feel for them having to compete with something they never had to compete with before. Mm-hmm. Like even the beginning, everyone would say Roots Picnic is going to fail because it's always the same day as Summer Jam. And now look how that's turned.

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Yeah.

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Now it's like, all right, is Summer Jam going to last because Roots Picnic is an hour down 95. Yeah. And look at the difference in the lineups and the effort that's put in. But I'm not here to shit on Hot 97. I just think Summer Jam, the same way radio as a whole, needs some fixing. That's all. Hear the shit on Rosenberg a little bit, though.

Chapter 7: What happened during Mal's family memorial in Harlem?

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Why is that? I just don't like that. Juan Epstein did Roots Picnic. No, I mean, it's not a real issue. I just didn't like that Rosenberg calling for Sleepy Hollow to be removed from the lineup because of him standing on stage with Trump. Like you said, Sexy Red, she has a Make America Great Again hat on the stage. She's supported Trump openly. She was one of the headliners.

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She said hood niggas love Trump. But she's not from New York. Stevie Holler's from New York. Why are you trying to ban New York artists from a New York festival? I just don't like that. People can have their own political views. People can have their own people that they want to support politically. People have that right.

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Sleepy Hollow, Chef G, they have that right to support Trump if they want to support Trump. That shouldn't mean that they can't be invited or taken off of a Summer Jam stage because of that. It's just stupid. And I just think that that was just a bad move. It was distasteful on Rosenberg's part. Like, don't push your political views and, you know, who you want to support onto others.

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Like, that's not what this is about. And if you think about it, Doja Cat was in racist chats showing feet. She wasn't, she wasn't, she wasn't, you know what I mean? Like Rosenberg didn't call for her to not be on Summer Jam. So I just don't like that, man. I just think that's, that's, that's just corny. That's some corny shit. When it's Doja, it's just edgy. Yeah.

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She was just, she was just pushing the art.

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Yeah. It's art.

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It's all art. Yeah. But shout out to Chef Gene Sleepy Hollow. Um, I was in the Bronx, uh, yesterday. Didn't check in with you. Easily walked in. Nobody stopped me. Danger zone. Didn't see a lot of the Trump supporters that you said were just walking around the streets of the Bronx, but you know. It was nice to be back in City Island. I haven't been to City Island since before COVID. How was it?

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The same. A lot of people was out. Yeah. It was a good time though. I like City Island. City Island used to be like a little trip when you was young. It still feels like you're not in the Bronx. Yeah, yeah. It's like a little vacation away from... hookah in front of your building. Well, there is hookah in City Island. Oh, no. One million percent is hookah in City Island. Definitely.

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I'm just saying not right outside. On the sidewalks. Yeah, right. Not right outside my window is all I'm saying. See some water. See some seagulls. You know, shit like you don't see on the block. You see pigeons and rats and drunk people laying in their vomit. Still kind of describing City Island. It's all the same.

Chapter 8: How does the team react to the new Eminem single?

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That's all it is.

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but did you do anything this weekend I'm sure you didn't but no I didn't damn really I feel like I did oh no I saw my family rest in peace my uncle Joe passed away I'm sorry so I saw my family he was older and he was sick so it was expected but shout out to my family I saw a lot of my family a lot of my cousins I haven't seen in a long time we had a memorial in Harlem so you know I had one of those you know days where you just see cousins and relatives and aunts and you haven't seen it so long

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And it's just, I'm grateful to not have been one of the crazy ones. Even though I am crazy, my family is legit crazy. Like legit certified crazy. Like I needed a camera. I should have had a camera when I walked in. How far into the service did somebody ask you for money? Because that usually happens to me when it's cousins I haven't seen in a while. No, no, no, no, no. That didn't happen.

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Well, my uncle, he owns a Brownstone in Harlem. Well, he owned like three. He only owns one now. He sold the other two. So he's probably a multimillionaire. So when I sold him... we started talking and he got right into it. Like, yeah, you know, I'm trying to keep the brownstone in the family. So I'm like, okay. So I said, yeah, let's talk. He said, yeah.

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Cause if we all, you know, we all put a thousand dollars together. That's how pyramid schemes are pitched. If you get a thousand and then you get someone else to give you a thousand. I said, I said, nah, I said, let's, let's sit and talk, man. Because the one thing that he did say in the conversation that I was like, absolutely was, uh, I don't want to see him sell a brownstone.

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I do think that it should stay in our family. So, Um, we'll talk more about that, but yeah, my family is, uh, I love them, but they're definitely certified crazy. Okay. If I, if I pitch in a thousand, like what's my split? Oh, see, that's when, that's when it gets tricky. When you start talking about what's the percentage. And what's the thousands that he's trying to reach? Is there a goal here?

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That's what I'm trying to tell you. Or is he just asking everybody for $1,000? That's what I'm trying to tell you. We got to have a deeper conversation because I got it. I understood what he was saying. The brownstone should stay in the family. I don't want to see him sell it to anybody and they just do what they want to do with it. What block is the brownstone on? I want to say 119th.

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That's prime real estate. No, no, no. I'm bugging. 118th, I believe. 118th Street. Prime real estate. Yeah. No, no. My uncle had three of them for a very long time, and he sold two throughout the years, and he still has one left.

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But, you know, I know people are probably coming at him with some numbers and, you know, they want to buy Harlem and, you know, make it look, you know, give it a facelift and do things. You rid of black people? Well, yeah. What? Making a Whole Foods? Probably Starbucks. There's a couple Whole Foods in Harlem. But, yeah, it's just staying in our family. But it was good to see my family.

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