Chapter 1: What happened at Kendrick Lamar's event in LA?
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Chapter 2: How do Rory and Mal feel about Kendrick's performance?
Go Eagles. I mean, I guess. To sell tickets, I'll say go Eagles. That's how committed I am to the city of Philadelphia. That's the process. Newwarriormall.com. Tickets are available right now. Philadelphia, July 25th. City Winery. We will see you there. Where do you want to begin, Mall? Your silence is saying so much right now. It's scaring me. Yeah, I'm a little petrified right now.
You haven't said a word.
Chapter 3: What are the implications of Kendrick bringing Dr. Dre on stage?
We've been in the studio for like two hours. We've been in the studio for two hours chilling. You have not said a word yet. Well, I'm like a little under the weather, so I'm just kind of saving my voice.
Okay.
But we spoke all night, didn't we? We was on Discord all night. We was on Discord. Yeah. Our Patreon subscribers got to watch you watch Kendrick, which was fun. I don't know what they watched me. I didn't have my camera on. Well, I'd like to get into the mind of Maul in the last 48 hours, because I'm sure your mentions, comments, text messages, everything was running amok, I would imagine.
No, not really. In leading up to this Kendrick and Friends show.
Chapter 4: Should you idolize your peers in the music industry?
No. It was pretty much just... DJ Head and you. That people were really looking for opinions of what was going to happen. Shout out to DJ Head. That was a great look for him last night. Great set. Shout out to DJ Head. But I feel like that's kind of like your arch nemesis, even though you guys are cool. Nah, I agree.
Because it is really, if you look at it, it's DJ Head with TDE, and it's you with OVO, and I feel like you guys are just the clash. It's the versus. Is it? Yeah, so now we need to do a show in New York where you bring out every New York artist ever. Okay. It's going to be a whack show. Was that a shot at New York? Yeah. New York music is trash right now. Nah, but you could do the legacy shit.
No, you do the legacy stuff, yeah. You bring out Nas and then Jay. Oh, and then that's the show. You ain't got to bring nobody else after that. You can bring out Nicki. That's you. Oh, that's the show. That's it. It's over. That's you. Those three? Yeah. Show's over. DJ Head was dressed like his iPhone was overheating. Wait, what? Where did you... My brain's weird. Okay.
But yes, your phone was not ringing off the hook. going into the show, was it? Rob Markman No, no. It was a couple of mentions on Twitter and Instagram and shit like that. People saying I was scared. I'm like, why would I be scared at this moment? I don't understand what people's thinking was. But overall, I think the event was dope.
It was good to see that many LA artists, a few that I know, I've been listening to their music for a while and seeing them have been on the platform as big as last night being on Amazon. It was dope to see those artists get that look. That was fire. Yo, Kendrick really might be the boogeyman. Why? You sound like really humbled right now. Because I said it was dope. Yeah, just the tone.
Yeah, it feels like he really is the boogeyman. Or did he just share his platform with some dope artists last night? He did his stuff? Yeah, he did his stuff. But it was a good show, though. Overall, it was a good show. Kendrick's set was a little... You know what Kendrick's set felt like? Remember when Chris Rock's comedy special came out after the Will Smith slap?
One of my favorite A-listers, yeah. Remember how we watched it and we didn't really care about all the other jokes? We just wanted to hear him talk about Will Smith? Um, I, yeah, I could see the masses want it. I like Chris Rock, believe it or not. And I was excited for his material, but of course I wanted to, I wanted to hear the- But in watching it, we felt like, I get to the Will Smith shit.
What's the closer? That's what watching Kendrick last night felt like. It was like, all right, seeing Kendrick perform, went to the Mr. Morales show, seeing him do some of these songs live, get to the-
the climax the moment that everybody is on amazon or at the forum for uh i mean he started with euphoria though i feel like he came out the gate with what we were looking for i think he did a good job of sprinkling in hits with the diss records he kind of broke it up he did euphoria to roy's point first and then six seven songs later did 616 in la and then found time to do like that which in this case counts towards the beef it was dope seeing black hippie on stage too
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Chapter 5: What awkward moments did Rory experience while flirting?
Yeah. Take some of the pressure off of you? Nah, I would have been right next to him. What are you working on, sir? Ew. I would have moved the girls away. I'm glad Julius said ew, because I was going to say it, but I'm joking. No, I know, but it's still nasty, though. Yeah, I just... It's alright, man. It happens, bro. We all get to that point where it's just like... What do you want, man?
This is all I got. Like I was even nice at like flirting with my girl's friends in a respective way. Like I know how to toe that line. I couldn't even do that last night. Yeah. Like innocent flirting. Mm-hmm. It was very fucking bad. And then I just turned over to Julian and Rich and wanted to talk about aliens instead of the seven bad bitches that were sitting next to me.
Then y'all wonder why I don't go out with them, right?
Demaris was actually disgusting.
I'm like, why y'all ain't called a bad bitch masters?
We went to another bar and then they were talking about aliens and conspiracy theories until three in the morning. Damn, y'all don't get no pussy. Rich and Rory, we were seated at the bar. I was falling asleep sitting upright. I was so tired. We were all... Rory and I were hammered. Rich was behind us. But they were going at it.
And then you want to do the Abraham Lincoln bit? This is where we ended up. At one point, it got so bad with our debates that I started lying about reading Abraham Lincoln's autobiography to try to get my point across to Rich. And he was like, which one did you read? I was like, the one about his life, like in the middle of a full series debate where I was clearly fucking lying. Yeah.
The one where he's a vampire.
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Chapter 6: How did the group handle their failed attempts to connect with women?
Because Rich said, I read his biography and Rich just without a B goes, which one? And Roy's like, it's the one. The one, the only one. It was me coming off. Alex Haley wrote it.
A very passionate point about how Abraham Lincoln really defined our two-party system and he's the reason this country's fucking awful and that that whole he freed the slaves thing is just a marketing ploy was screaming this. And then Rich just came with facts. And I was like, yeah, no, I read the book. Yeah.
I was sitting there, I was like, Roy, he's like one of the biggest history buffs I know.
He smoked me in the debate. This is his shit.
Chapter 7: What insights are shared about financial situations in dating?
But sometimes when you know you're about to lose, you just have to lean all the way in and be like, bro, of course I've read the book. Page seven. What are we talking about? Who didn't read it? The fucking aliens and the nukes. You sounded like LeBron in the bubble. When it was like, yeah, so what do you like about Malcolm X?
You know, smart man.
Such a smart man. He had so much knowledge up there. Nigga Braun said he was a smart man. Yo, that type of commitment is to be honored, though. Like, if a nigga lying like that is a nigga you want on your team, yo, he ain't going to snitch to a nigga like that. Nigga LeBron said he was a smart man. That's what's up, bro. You know where I also fumbled and realized that I was trash?
I used to be really good at talking to women about their careers. I gave up when that beautiful curly head chick was talking about getting her life together. She was young. She was young. I was like, yeah, I'm about to move out of my parents' house. This is what I want to do as my career. These are my dreams. I used to smoke that bag. I was just like, yeah, hopefully it works out.
That's all you got. Good luck. I had nothing. Yeah, I'm worse than that. I tell them good luck. I could have manipulated that situation so well and made that girl feel like she was about to achieve every last thing in her life. Yeah. But I just sat there and was like, I mean, listen, shit happens.
Yeah.
Good luck. Yeah. That's what I had. God bless. I don't remember. The girl at the end across from us was beautiful too. She was from Colorado Springs. Smoke show. Oh my God.
And we're so lame. They're arguing about politics. We're standing outside the bar and we're like, damn, we should have like talked to her. And as we're saying this, they walk by us. They literally, the whole herd walks right by us. We just look at them like, there they are.
So we left, we left, right? We debated for two hours in another bar. after we fumbled everything. And then God brought the same group of women to walk past us at 3.30 in the fucking morning to say, guys, give it another try. And we all just sat there like, yo, get home safe. God, you guys are fucking losers. Super losers. Yeah, we're pretty lame. I was kind of happy about that.
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Chapter 8: How is Chef James Kent remembered by the hosts?
I also don't care. that's when you reach the master level like you're beautiful but cool all right yeah i know i know how this is gonna go like yeah it is what it is yeah you're 24 and moving out of your parents house i don't ever want to text with you at all yeah yeah like i don't ever text me yeah
it happens man we all get to that point but they were like cool chicks that's that's where i'm saying it was depressing on the fumble it's not like they were just pretty stupid bitches yeah they were pretty and cool and they were looking to like talk with people and we were just like in the corner like aliens fucking gross yeah yeah you would have loved it you should have came
Or Belichick would have cleaned up last night. He would have been walking with all of them right past y'all. I can't wait for people to hear our Patreon episode about Belichick. Voicemails? Let's do it. You've got mail. Well, I was going to play this relationship one, but since you're on the topic of not getting pussy, here's just a really nasty one. A nasty one? This one's pretty sick.
You're a big fan of the pot. Coming from Philly. I got my homegirl with me and we got a little dilemma. Her previous situation, I gave him a nasty award. We're trying to figure out if y'all gonna give him a nasty award for this too or if it's valid. So the situation goes is she was smashing this guy and he did a thing which I feel like was unforgivable. They was fucking
And he nutted on her stomach. Don't scream it. That's not the climax right there. Sorry. Well, he climaxed. After he nutted on the stomach, he slurped it up and he cleaned the plate. Yeah. Buddy cleaned the plate. I never talked to him after that. I personally think he deserves a nasty award. She broke it off with him. Should I give him another? Yeah, she'd give him another chance.
We need the views and opinions from y'all, you know? His homegirl, white. I know she was. Yeah, but we're going to leave on that note. Y'all be safe, though. Love. That's a white woman.
Well, they're in Philly, so please come to the show because that needs to be discussed.
in greater detail bring homie bring him we can reenact it once she said that I need to know if I should give him another chance baby baby let me tell you something that ain't his first time swallowing nut okay nut is an acquired taste he didn't just suck nut up off your stomach and swallow it and just like that was his first time doing that he was just trying something freaky which you know he's he's a nutcracker for sure
It's like cilantro. It's acquired.
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