Chapter 1: What experiences did Mal & Rory share from their weekend in Atlanta?
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Chapter 2: How did Big Sean respond to Kanye's comments on Drink Champs?
I was like, D, when I didn't see you show up, I just figured you was all for us. You didn't want to hang out. I thought she was just like doing her own thing. And then she was like, no, y'all didn't hit me. So now that you say you hit her and she didn't respond.
He hit me when y'all got home. Y'all hit me five minutes. It was like y'all were in the car and was like, oh shit, Damaris came to Atlanta too. Nah. Damn, let's hit her and make sure she's okay.
I would never do that.
Y'all literally text me five minutes a week.
Because look, when we checked in, Deed said, I'm going to go to sleep. So they're like, okay, she's tired. That's a fact. You know what I'm saying? We had just recorded the day before. Yeah, we had recorded the day before. Had to get up, catch an early flight. So I'm like, okay, I understand she's tired.
So when she didn't show up to come hang out with us at the Horrible Decisions, shout out to Mandy and Weezy, Horrible Decisions live podcast in Atlanta. I just figured that Damaris was, she just was like, I'm sleepy. I don't feel like going out. That's what I thought as well. And we were back in bed. I'll let you know, Damaris. Rory was back in his room. I was back in my room.
We were back by 11 p.m. We didn't hang out. Maybe even before. Yeah, we didn't hang out. We didn't hit the streets. Nothing at all. Came right back. Yeah. Like, see? We wasn't acting like no floozies out there. After seeing vaginas without consent. Because Damaris was like our road mom. She was like our road mom. Oh, 100%.
We had to make sure we let mom know that we were in our rooms, tucked away. Maul and I judged a twerk contest at the Horrible Decisions live show. Oh, wow. Oh, you would have been so proud of us. Really? Yeah, we did a great job up there. We empowered women. I will say, though... I did want some consent on some of that. I was not expecting to see a full vagina that up close in public.
Rob Markman Well, the young lady, the contestant, she actually won. She was the champion. She's a twerk champion. Rob Markman Her vagina was out. Rob Markman Yeah, she had on a leather skirt. Rob Markman It was not a split decision. It was unanimous. She felt like it would be best if she took her panties off. I think she said she feels like she twerks better with no panties. Understandable.
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Chapter 3: What relationship advice do Mal & Rory offer regarding friendships?
And mall was like, oh yeah, I got to get a belt. So like, let me know when you're going over there. So I went to get food first and then I hit mall when I was heading into the mall. No pun. And he said, oh, you're going to Lenox Square Mall. I was like, oh, is this the only mall across the street? Like, is there another mall I'm not seeing? He's like, oh, no one goes to Lenox Square.
I was like, oh, my God. He shamed me so much. You know, Dan, I didn't talk like that, first of all. You know I didn't say that. No, I just let Rory know. I was like, nah, not Lenox. Let's go to Phipps. Phipps Plaza, which is right across the street. That's the mall I always go to. I don't really go to Lenny's. Because that one has the Saks Fifth and, like, all the designer.
Yeah, I wanted to go to H&M. Nordstrom, you know. Like, the one-stop shop places.
Mall went on bad bitches. So, let me tell you. So, me and Mall went to the airport. You know, we were on the same flights. So, we were going to Atlanta's airport. And he has a big-ass suitcase, right? But instead of putting... His new gift from Saks in his suitcase.
His new gift.
He's walking around with the Saks bag. Oh, for sure.
He walks in today with a Louis bag. Swishing it. The mask wants me to be fluid so bad. Listen, first of all, that was a pair of sneakers that JD gave me that I wasn't expecting to have. So I didn't have any bag. That was an extra bag coming back home. So that's why I had that bag. The Nordstrom bag was from when me and Rory went shopping. I just saved it.
for the sneakers that JD gave me so it wasn't like I didn't want to carry that bag but I had to carry the sneakers back so see more of the personal shopper when we were at Saks really there was a gentleman that worked there wear the John Elliott jeans this is what he's there for no because people ask me which one of y'all is Beyonce and which one of y'all is Kelly all the time and I'm trying to tell you
I'm Beyonce? Yes.
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Chapter 4: How do men and women handle friendships differently?
I think that this video was from a couple of years ago. And he did the move, the hand under the nose and pushed him down and grabbed his hand and took the gun from him and killed the guy inside the bar. And everybody was looking at the video like, damn, that shit really worked. Not saying it really works, but... And Dale didn't invent these moves. These have all been self-defense shit.
He's just reteaching what he was taught.
And that's where I think, because I had it fucked up too. I was laughing with everyone else on the internet about the entire thing. Because Dale, admittedly, leans into the internet shit as well. He's going to make it funnier. He's going to make it more over the top. His speaking voice isn't even that intro speaking voice.
He's definitely doing it. He's in character, for sure. But he knows what he's doing.
100%. He's military trained. He's been doing this for years.
yeah man if y'all think it's a joke go on down to Detroit and uh go fuck with Dale real quick go fuck with Dale hit him up and go up go in the studio and learn some moves and let me know how your thumbs feel after you leave there listen man that shit that shit is real like but he like like you were saying he doesn't fully explain it in those those short clips yeah of like
When he had said the point is to not get shot a lot. That sounds fucking sick in a 15 second IG clip. Like, I just don't want to get shot at all.
Yeah, you don't want to get shot.
He's just trying to say, oh, if you end up in a situation where you are shot, this is what you should do. Yeah. I'm not saying that people can't run up and just shoot you. Yeah. Because you know these moves.
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Chapter 5: How do friendships differ between men and women?
Like, you trust them enough to listen to them. Like, I feel like it's your responsibility so that when you're out of your mind and you're wrapped up in your emotions, you can have someone that's like, nah, you wildin', give me your phone.
But I don't see that to me, because I thought about that as well, but it doesn't matter because once I leave you, because I have to leave you, I can't be connected to your hip 24 hours, and you have that phone in your hand, Once you press upload, it's out there. So it's like, I'll see it and then now I have to do damage control, come back to your house.
Yo, you tripping, give me your phone, delete your Instagram, delete. But it's already out there. And that's why, you know, again, how people deal with things is how they deal with things. But I just, I don't agree with putting certain things out there for public opinion because everything doesn't need opinion from the public. And that's just my...
Chapter 6: What are the implications of sharing personal issues on social media?
And we all know London ain't shit. So she was last at that party.
I mean, I don't really care if you ain't shit. That's just none of my... It's none of our business. When you put it in the art, it's like, okay, because we can all relate. We all have either been through a situation like that or we know somebody that's been through a situation like that. So it's like, okay, we understand and we recognize it, but
For us to actually see text messages and pictures and things like that, I just don't like that. And I will never like shit like that. I think certain things, I think it's beauty and privacy. And I think that you need that. And I think that it also helps because... it is a private situation.
And if y'all could talk private and, you know, figure out what you're doing with your child, how you raising them and things like that in private, I think is more effective than, you know, putting things out in the public and letting people have their opinion. Like, I just think it's better to handle that type of shit in private.
Chapter 7: How do public perceptions affect personal relationships?
I think it's more effective. I think you get better communication, better conversations in private than you do on the shade room and the shade room comments. Parents don't need to explain anything but to their own kids their own co-parent, or unfortunately, the court. See, only time you should explain anything that has to do with a child. They don't need to explain shit to us.
Yeah, because the internet is just, people are sitting online waiting to laugh at your issues, waiting to laugh at your problems, waiting to be like, oh, like you said, we knew he wasn't shit. You're the only one that didn't know? She don't need to hear that. But once you put that type of shit out there. That's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. You know what I mean?
So it's just keep things in house, man. And prayers to both of them. Prayers to Summer. Prayers to London. Prayers to the baby. And hopefully because, again, it's a black.
Prayers to us because we tired of hearing that shit.
Again, it's a beautiful child involved. It's a black family. And I always want to see black families do good and be in good spaces with each other and grow up the right way. But I don't think that should be on the internet. I shouldn't be able to open my phone and know what's going on with your child and your child's father.
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Chapter 8: What insights do they share about the impact of celebrity relationships?
No. Unless it's positive, happy things that you want to share with the world because it makes you feel so good. But Oh, let's stay in messy world. First of all, this made me feel good that I had no idea that Justine Skye and Gideon were a couple. It just made me feel good that I stay out of everyone's personal lives and who they're dating.
When that came out, I was like, I had no idea that they were even together. Yeah, they was together for a while though. I was not aware. I like both of their music. Still had no idea. So she got on, I don't know, was that her IG Live? I just saw Wind Down Wednesday or Talk About My Ex Cheating Wednesday, whatever the name of the series was.
She got on there and started explaining how she found the old phone that was still connected to the iCloud. Back to that iCloud, see?
How old is Gideon?
How old is Gideon? Yeah. He sounds about 53. Yeah. No, you're under that. You're under selling. 26? I'll double that. 26. Here's the thing, though. I feel like they'll say, all right, he's young. I feel like the younger kids would know about technology and cheating better than I would.
If I left the old phone and didn't realize it was connected to the iCloud or left my MacBook somewhere, not realizing that even if I'm not in the room, it's still connected to my...
i feel like i should get the yeah well he wouldn't know because i'm just not the technology guy the way the younger kids are that's where i'm kind of looking to give you on like though how you not you 26 you grew up in this this world and do we expect a 26 year old to be like faithful realistically that's a wild question realistically yes i think there's 26 year olds that have been faithful by choice
Or they just not lit. Give me on his lit. Gideon is lit. He's a 26-year-old R&B crooning star. Crooning.
No, he's a crooner.
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