Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.
Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Philadelphia, July 25th, City Winery. We will be there live. New Rory Mall, the campaign. You guys can decide. And it makes sense going to Philly first.
They were the first city. They popped this entire thing off. So it only makes sense that we start the campaign, a.k.a. our live show in the city of brotherly love. Tickets available at newroryinmall.com. Merch will be available at the show. Hope to see y'all there. You know, I ran in the pen release three times. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fact. What place did you finish? I mean, we were there.
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Chapter 2: What insights are shared about Kendrick's verse and its implications?
Trust me, we are. Trust me. I ordered a $10 burger on Uber East the other night. Additional fees and taxes got me out to $35. For a vegan burger? I said, yo, how is taxes and other fees? What is other fees? Paying $35 for black. Joe Biden said he was going to take down Ticketmaster. Take some of them other fees y'all taking and put some ACs down in the subway, man.
Well, that's Uber Eats is taking them fees, not just the taxes.
That's Uber Eats fee. You know, Instacart fucking won't. The reason why Instacart doesn't put your receipt in the bag is because they're upcharging the fuck out of you for that food and they don't want you to see what your real total was.
You don't read the receipt when you check out? No. If I go out to dinner right now, I'm still reading the receipt.
No, I read the receipt. What I'm saying is the receipt when I check out will not match the receipt when the Uber eats.
I mean, when the Instacart driver at the grocery store checks out.
Oh, I see.
There'll be a difference because they're paying the regular grocery store prices and I'm paying Instacart prices.
All Uber eats is go to the store for me. Yeah. Remember niggas used to say, yo, go to the store for me. That's all we'll be eating, sis. And then you let the nigga keep the change. Keep the change, yeah. Yeah, it's a little different than keeping the change now. No, now it's keeping the change. We're hoping to keep the change. I'm keeping the change and you're going to pay me $20 on top of that.
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Chapter 3: What personal experiences lead to discussions about socializing?
Pew, pew. Yeah, don't get it twisted. It's still dangerous out there, baby. And this is not me being anti-gay. I don't mind. Like, I don't care about being around gay people. It's not that I don't want to party with y'all. It's that, like, I would like... You just want men that want to fuck you. Yes! That would be nice. Nigga kept... Do you want a compliment? I was half naked.
First of all, I haven't been half naked in, like, seven years. I was half naked. I went out. Come on.
half naked i just saw you three episodes ago what i'm saying is i went outside in a bathing suit top and like low-rise slacks like i was like i was naked outside in slacks and saying i was finally naked it's crazy what do you work at state farm on khakis
you had slack on yo having slack sort of saying you naked is wow i'll send you the picture julian but you know anyway i was half naked and i'm like everybody just complimented my outfit it was like yes fuck it up serving yes fuck it up is that fucking it up slacks in the bikini top like tell me like just wanted some straight man to be like can i fuck is that what you wanted i thought compliments from gay men were like the ultimate compliment they are they are
But you want some sleazeball like me to be like, let me grab your ass. Yeah. You wanted a straight man, like a straight American man. The party I went to. Proud boy from New Orleans. The party I went to that I brought you to last year where I took all the shrooms last year.
and oh yeah that was a fun party that was fun it was they do it like every year how was it it was really fun it was too fucking hot were you hosting or something what was going on no so they do like uh they do like a mic thing in the crowd and then i had this whole plan it was a really great idea actually but um i am not a technologically sound guy and none of them knew how to connect the wireless road mics so we ended up scrapping that idea would have been fun
I saw you looking for a camera guy. The idea I had, it's like the party's called Pangea and it's like global Afro Caribbean. Like it's, they have a very eclectic, diverse audience. And I had this idea of bringing a map, like a world map. And I had, I bought stickers. People just want to party, man. Why are you trying to quiz people at a fucking party? They want to get drunk and dance.
Yeah, they want to get drunk and fucking vibe. Why do you fuck up every vibe? You're trying to fuck up the wedding. You're trying to fuck up Pantia. You want to hear about the car accident you almost died in at the happiest day of your life?
What the fuck?
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Chapter 4: How do past experiences with stealing shape current views?
They was doing yoga? No, that's just white people.
The video went viral of two guys fighting, and this one dude got, like, slept. And, like, but as he was falling to the ground, like, he pulled out the, you know what I mean, and started shooting.
He pulled out the... That's impressive.
Yeah, it is. It actually was pretty impressive, the way it happened.
No one got hit, though, right?
Look, boom.
Oh, he dodged it? Not put this type of stuff in the podcast. It's not good. I didn't know someone actually got hit. I don't want to see that. No, he didn't get hit. He dodged it. Oh, my bad. You should be with Angelina Jolie. That was actually very impressive. How did you get snuck on like
It was a lot going on. First of all, it was impressive that he... I'm glad everyone's safe. How do you fall and you falling and pulling out the gun at the same time like these niggas are?
It just seems like anything with the word freak Nick attached to it, there's always something bad that happens.
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Chapter 5: What questions arise about Kendrick's collaboration with Future and Metro?
He heard the beat, and he just started going off on it, and the disses just started flowing out of him.
And competition-wise, if my two peers... That's not how that works. That's not how that works. My two peers have the biggest rap record of the year.
Yeah, right now.
It was on his mind. All right, cool, yeah. Yeah, but like that ain't even... The song for that type of shit. It worked, though. Yeah, well, it became that. Of course it worked. But my thing is, it would have worked if it was just a Kendrick Lamar record.
Yes, I get what Maul's saying.
Y'all missing that part. Kendrick could have said exactly what he said on that record, on his own record, and it would have worked. I'm just saying, why did he use that moment that album, that song, to basically start this entire or set this thing to another level. That's the only question I have in all of this. Because looking back, it's like...
why did you do that there well if this was his plan all along this was a master class in planning and the art of war i don't think it was his plan all along i don't fully think that either but i think let's let's deal with what we do know and what happened and now the dust has settled and the video's out i think this is probably the end there'll be shots back and forth don't get me wrong but this it's over now what a great moment for hip-hop like can we all just stop
debating, like, this was awesome. We'll never see this again. This was the greatest shit ever. This was definitely... Shout out to Kendrick and Drake. Yeah, and their camps. But this was a moment that obviously was going to be going to talk about... Forever. Probably forever. We'll keep going back to this moment.
But I just think that it's a lot of things that we're going to learn about basically the origin of all of this shit.
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Chapter 6: What insights do the hosts share about the significance of Kendrick's verse?
I'm excited for like- What happens from here as far as music from these respective artists? You know, like 20 years later, Vlad started interviewing anyone that like remotely touched Tupac. Like even if they were just happened to pass Tupac in the hallway, they get like a full Vlad interview.
I'm excited 15 years from now, whoever the Vlad is to interview literally anyone that was around to put together the pieces of this whole thing. That's going to be fun for me to watch. I think we'll learn more at that point. I don't think it's, again, I do think we'll still get some bars and some metaphors and things like that from each artist.
I don't think that this is like, we'll never hear these artists send shots at each other again. I don't think that's over. I think my prediction, there's never been a heart on an official Kendrick album. I think the intro to this album will be Heart Part 6. Or the outro. Just my guess. And you still don't think Not Like Us is going to be... I don't think Not Like Us will be on that. Yeah.
I still don't think so. Y'all are fucking crazy. Y'all doubling down on that? Mm-hmm. Yep. Y'all are sick if y'all think this song is not going to be on the album. How they do streams with album sales, if this was 2016, yes, Not Like Us would 100% be on that album. But they don't count the single streams the same way anymore. I don't care what you're talking about.
This song is going to be on that album. It's going to be in the track list. Not down with the asterisk next to it, like a bonus. No, this is going to be... Okay, when you hear it in the album sequence, maybe you'll like it more? Will it be one of those for you? Like, oh, once I heard it in the album, I get it now. I always said, if you take that pedophile weird shit out of this song, cool.
I'm fucking with it. That's the only reason why I can't fuck with that song. We're not making it cool to sing and dance about pedophilia. The fuck is that? I'm never doing that. I'm never jumping on that train. I understand what you're trying to say. Yeah, like I'm not doing that. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. But that aside, good song. Yeah. Not mad at it at all, but I can't.
Nah, I'm not. I'm not singing and dancing to pedophilia.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to the voicemail on men's insecurities in relationships?
Not doing that. I respect you for that. Yeah, like not outing somebody as an alleged pedophile. I'm supposed to walk down the street and start dancing?
If somebody diss me, will you not dance to it too?
If somebody diss you? I'd dance to your Derek diss. But I'm saying if they diss you like your song was whack. If they saying your bars is whack and just dissing your bars, I'm like, okay.
nah you can't dance be loyal be loyal nah but if somebody be like yo Baby D is a klepto she be stealing all my shit and you ain't no klepto I'm not jacking that I'd be like yo she ain't Baby D that's where you draw the line with Baby D is klepto yeah she don't steal she don't steal shit I don't steal yeah she exactly see the whole first half of this episode was all of us talking about stealing no it was you talking about stealing as kids as children yes we've all done it we've all done it
No, Rory was talking about how he steals as an adult. Yeah, right now with the stroller. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot you put your daughter in the line. You know how expensive avocados are right now?
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Chapter 8: What advice do the hosts give about planning a first date?
I get it. I understand.
And they go bad. And like, it's like they're never ripe. They're never ripe. They're never ripe. And they're ripe for 24 hours.
You got seven hours to cut that avocado. Avocado and tea are very similar in that way. Like tea is tough to, it's either scorching hot and then I'll wait and then it's cold as shit. Yeah. Like you have to catch it at the right time. They've genetically modified everything that we consume and they still can't figure out the avocado aging process. I would prefer paper bag. Yeah.
Dark, dark, like back of the cabinet type of thing. Put it next to a banana. They always have something like that, right? I'm like, why didn't I ever think about putting the garlic inside the fridge by the fruit? Watch one Instagram reel and learn about the entire vegetation system. Yeah, it's like, yo, is your watermelon going bad fast? Cut up some garlic and stick it inside the watermelon.
I'm like, okay, now I have garlic watermelon. I don't want that. I'm not getting that. I was on TikTok like that for the fruit flies. The fruit flies, oh my God. Oh, since you guys told me that Drano will kill my pipes, like I lost sleep that next day when you guys told me that because I've been using Drano my entire life.
I found baking soda, vinegar, lemon juice, boiling water is the best way to clean your pipes.
And get rid of fruit flies as well.
I mean, I'll have those. oh my bad niggas don't eat fruit yeah fucking bacon bacon brats and whiskey that's all that's in my house that's it grapes in america great You got autism or something? Grapes as fruit? What? Who just says grapes as fruit? Johnny Drama. No, I meant to say, I meant to make a joke about wine.
And then instead of saying wine, I was going to say wine is grapes and grapes are fruit. Oh, yeah. But I just said grapes are fruit. And tequila is like agave.
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