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New Rory & MAL

Episode 293 | What's Going On?

13 Aug 2024

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Chapter 1: What happens when Rory feels stood up by Damaris?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Hey, it's Nora Jones, and my podcast, Playing Along, is back with more of my favorite musicians. Check out my newest episode with Josh Groban. You related to the Phantom at that point.

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Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.

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That's so funny. Share each day with me Each night, each morning Listen to Norah Jones is playing along on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're watching the latest season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Portia accusing Kelly of sleeping with a married man.

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They holding K. Michelle back from fighting Drew.

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Chapter 2: What wild story does Damaris share about an Ice Spice concert?

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Pinky has financial issues. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the tea everybody's talking about. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Paul show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand.

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84.122 - 87.687 Rory

Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes.

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87.867 - 92.314 Damaris

Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong.

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But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Detroit, August 22nd. The time is now. We will be there live in your city. Can't wait. Mall used to live there, right? Michigan. So should I check in with Trick Trick? Like, how do we go about doing this whole no-fly zone thing with Detroit? I just want Trick Trick to know that we respect Detroit and anything we need to do, we will do. That sounded crazy, but get your tickets now.

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NewRoryMall.com. See you soon.

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New Rory and Ma. Ma, Ma, Ma. There's too many of you to cry. Brother, brother, brother. There's far too many of you dying. You know we've got to find a way to bring some loving here today. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What are Noah Lyles' comments about Anthony Edwards?

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We don't need to escalate You see, war is not the answer For only love can conquer hate You know we've got to find a way To bring some love and continue today And picket signs Don't punish me With brutality Talk to me So you can see Oh, what's going on What's going on Yeah, what's going on Oh, what's going on

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And we're back. Yes, we are. How you feeling? I'm good. How you doing? Not too bad. I see what you're doing with the blues today.

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Chapter 4: How does Tyrese's performance at a football game spark discussion?

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It's a nice array of blues on the color scheme. Thank you, man. Appreciate that. See what you're doing with your skin color today. And my shirt just matching. You look like you was outside this weekend. I'm wearing some Kappa paraphernalia for the first time in maybe like a decade. Kappa? Yeah. I forgot who gave me the shirt, but I like it. Oh, okay. Yeah. How was your weekend? It was cool.

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I got stood up. You said something?

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Nah, I'm just chilling.

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254.887 - 262.014 Julian

I know. Damaris stood, wait, she stood you up? I wasn't even going to go outside. I was not even going to go outside. She got a habit of doing that, yo.

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262.695 - 263.375 Rory

That's what she do.

263.756 - 278.854 Julian

That's what she do though. That's what she do. That's part of her, you know what I mean? That's part of her get up. And not even like stood up, like ghosted. Like, we had a plan. I let you know what I was doing. Then you turn your location off, so I can't even see where you are. Oh, I fuck with that move. Oh, shit.

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I'm on her side.

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Location off? Yeah. And the location's been on for about a year, right? More. Damn. That's crazy. But I'm thinking, you know, maybe she's hurt or, like, needs assistance. Like, I was worried sick. I couldn't even enjoy mint hookah. Crazy, you heard it. Yeah. That's where y'all supposed to go have some hookah?

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Well, we were going to meet Lo in the village and she had other plans, but she was going to wink us after. Yeah. I let her know through the entire night where I was at, what I was doing, updates. I stuck to my side. Yeah. And then I got there and it was just the fellas. So, Baby D, what happened? Well, first, it's good to see you. I'm glad you're okay, because you turned your location off.

Chapter 5: What are the reactions to Tyrese's National Anthem performance?

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and sung the national anthem as Ray Charles would you say it all makes sense now it makes it's like okay like he's he's it's weird he's not this is not the set but we at the game just she's a method actor yeah like we ain't have to you ain't have to come to the Rams game like that but I mean I mean you asked me to do it I'm in character yeah like listen I get it man I get it I hope Tyrese is not playing Marvin Gaye why

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3627.852 - 3641.73 Julian

I would have been okay with it before seeing this national anthem. This might have ruined it. I don't think he's really going deep into the role at this point. Yeah. Listen, man, thank you for that, Tyrese, but don't ever do that again.

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I mean, maybe they were, maybe it's a deeper meaning with all the CTE that is in the NFL that they wanted the performers to also have some traits that may be involved and then maybe they're trying to bring awareness to what head injuries can do. You ate that. Fuck y'all. All right, Rory. Did you guys see that Will Smith movie? Which one? Which one? About the CTE shit.

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Concussion.

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3672.781 - 3683.641 Julian

Concussion. I never watched it. It was a good movie. Don't shit on Will. I'm not... No, you can't shit. Nobody can't shit on him. It's a good movie. It's just... His accent? Tough to get through that accent.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about Drake's contract with Universal?

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Yeah, I get it. And even if that guy sounded exactly like that, it's just watching.

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3687.425 - 3691.03 Rory

Isn't he playing a South African? Or what's the accent?

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3691.15 - 3717.395 Julian

I believe so. Yeah. Yeah. I believe so. It's just, it's tough to take serious when it is a very serious movie. Just because it's like, that's Will. You're like, Will, what you doing, man? What's going on here? What you doing, man? How much they paid you? I get it. It is kind of crazy, though, that Tyrese... I never thought it'd be possible to top the worst national anthem of the year.

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3717.916 - 3723.668 Julian

But Tyrese did it in about three weeks. Who was that girl at the Home Run Derby? I don't think we ever talked about that.

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No.

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Please pull up Home Run Derby. Oh, shit. I forgot about that.

3727.876 - 3736.322 Mal

I thought that, by far, first ballot Hall of Fame, worst national anthem ever. How on earth did Tyrese find a way to top that?

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She said after this that she was checking herself into rehab, right? Yeah. That's how bad she did.

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She did that. And then the next day tweeted, I'm an alcoholic, LOL. Ingrid Andres.

Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts share about Lotto's new album?

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She's hungover. She's drunk. Yeah, she's hungover. That's not alcohol. That has to be a drug. For real. The ending is the best. Because she tripled down on how bad she was doing. You got to commit at that point. She committed to the run. You know what I'm saying?

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3816.842 - 3827.145 Julian

What key is that? They clap for that. So, you know, people would just program.

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3827.586 - 3838.727 Rory

Yo, why would you clap for that? Just reminded me because Roy sent it to me when I was on my way here. Post Malone's comments about like falling into alcohol and becoming an alcoholic after people said he was a culture vulture.

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3838.927 - 3844.508 Julian

Oh, Jesus, please. Yeah, I need to see this direct quote, because Julian was telling me about this before we recorded.

3844.528 - 3855.924 Rory

He said he became an alcoholic because people... He said he drank to deal with the Culture Vulture comments when people... Remember when that was a big deal a while ago? He said he just kind of fell into drinking even more.

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Post. Let me sleep. Post, you're talented. You're a fucking rock star. You're one of the few people that I want to see perform live. You don't start drinking because somebody called you a cultural. You were already drinking. He needs to read the whole again.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts discuss the complexities of dating and relationships?

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You was already drinking.

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3880.124 - 3892.266 Rory

Yeah. Here's the here's the here's the quote. It sucked. I was a kid. And then he continued. He said it sucks. I was a kid. I took drinking as a form of self-medication to deal with the stress. It's not hard to take it personal.

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3892.307 - 3892.888 Julian

It's hard not.

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3892.968 - 3894.21 Rory

It's hard not to take it personal.

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3895.253 - 3910.829 Julian

Oh, I mean, if this is what we're doing, then yes, that's why I drink too. I get called a culture bullshit. I just can't handle it. They've called me gay. They've called me all kinds of shit. Well, that's my mom. Well, yeah.

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Gay, dick eater. What else they call them all?

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Glazer, all kinds of shit. I ain't never drop me to the bottle. I ain't say, you know what? Today is the day. This whole bottle of vodka, fucking gone. Yeah, but you're not a drinker to begin with. You smoke the stress away. No, I don't. You blow your stress away, Paul. I smoke strictly just because I enjoy smoking. I don't smoke it because I eat too much.

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You smoke because you love the hard part six and it's just driven you. To like depression?

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Yeah.

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