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New Rory & MAL

Episode 299 | Side A / Side B

03 Sep 2024

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 3.596 Rory

This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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4.637 - 20.558 Mal

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y'all say. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor IV. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.

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20.999 - 40.888 Mal

This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show starting on April 20th on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

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41.155 - 54.392 Demaris

On the CINO Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trejo to talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances.

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54.712 - 61.12 Demaris

The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more.

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I'm an alcoholic, and without this group, I'm gonna die.

65.265 - 70.572 Demaris

Listen to the CINO Show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

71.53 - 87.229 Unknown

On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dick and Paul show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand. Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes.

87.389 - 91.835 Julian

Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong.

Chapter 2: What challenges does Rory face balancing fatherhood and work?

147.752 - 148.854 Rory

Fergie, what are the white girls?

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149.254 - 150.897 Mal

Don't disrespect Gwen like that.

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151.077 - 172.922 Unknown

Wait, is Fergie white? I thought she was like a spicy white. Fergie's just straight up white? If a taco got hot sauce on it, is it a taco? Someone's going to take that wrong. Yeah, I think what made Fergie look unique was her thin eyebrows, but she's white. But like when she first came out with the black eyed peas. We thought she was what? Okay. What did you think she was?

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Because she was standing next to a dude from the Matrix? Racially ambiguous. Well, where's the ambiguity? I don't know. Maybe I just am misremembering. Because she wasn't on there when they were doing the Save the World song with Justin Timberlake, right? They added her after. Billboard named her Woman of the Year in 2010. I mean, I don't remember everything that happened in 2010.

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somebody did something that was big enough i'd have to go back and do like a year in review what was the black eyes piece biggest song that year 20 black eyed peas hasn't been i feel like anyone just making song of the year can't be woman of the year and don't make the comment y'all are gonna make about well she's english irish mexican and scottish were we okay so the mexican part in there i didn't know

223.979 - 225.621 Unknown

I still don't know what that means, but okay.

Chapter 3: What struggles did Demaris and Julian experience this year?

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Boom Boom Pow was hard. That was 2010? Let's Get Retarded was fucking hard, too. Stop the Party? 2010? Yeah, no, that checks out for a woman of the year. Yeah, yeah. Naturally. So I think it was Gwen Stefani that was the holla back girl.

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Chapter 4: What advice does Mal give regarding leaving the entertainment industry?

239.5 - 243.045 Rory

So the ain't no holla back girl. Y'all know what a holla back girl is?

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Yeah, we know this song. A girl that will holla back at you.

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246.47 - 250.756 Rory

Like if you say like, yo, when she walking down the street and she turn around, that's a holla back girl.

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250.836 - 262.553 Unknown

Yeah. It's kind of like explained in... The sentence. She literally defines it before. She says a few times I've been around that track. So it's not just going to happen like that because I ain't no hollaback girl.

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262.573 - 264.374 Rory

That was her explaining what a hollaback girl was?

264.494 - 268.438 Unknown

Yeah. I always felt like it was if you were cat calling, she'd be with it.

268.678 - 273.763 Rory

Okay. What year did this song come out? So I can check how fucking old I was. 2010. She was the woman of the year. I was like.

273.783 - 278.267 Unknown

No, Fergie was woman of the year. This was hollaback girls 2004. Okay.

279.048 - 281.83 Rory

So I was 10. Okay.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of illegal plastic surgery?

3270.674 - 3292.369 Unknown

A lot of those guys get like dick shots. Like all the advertisements that are next to porn? No. Those are like pills. Those are like I'm not throwing, you know, the chew under the bus, but like, those are like, make your dick hard pills. No, but there's like the, the male enhancement shit that's on the side. No, but there's like shots that you can get that like numb.

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3292.389 - 3305.109 Unknown

It's like a, it makes your dick like hard and a numbing agent. So you can fuck for like four hours. Cause they shoot those shoots take forever. Yeah. A lot of downtime, craft services, union fees. They shoot video and still.

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So imagine you just have to be... The funny thing I always think about, because I always think every time I see any piece of content, I think about how the production side of it must have gone. And I laugh so much sometimes watching porn. It's like when they do the thumbnails or the stills, you're like, oh, so she was in this weird position, but not actually doing the motion. She was just like...

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3326.633 - 3349.35 Unknown

seated or like whatever the position is and his you just it's just like what is actually i was watching happening here i was i was on twitter uh last week and they had like the urban x awards in in la and i'm just sitting there looking at these you know these girls post like when they won their uh urban x awards for you know adult content or whatever and

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And seeing some of them accept the awards and thanking God, I'm just like, I don't know if that's how that works. I don't know if God was like a part of it. No, don't discriminate. No, no, no discrimination. We love the sex workers, but I don't know if you should be thanking God because you got best blowjob seen. I just don't know if God had anything to do with it.

3367.785 - 3386.067 Unknown

How's that any different than thanking God for dunking a basketball? Well, I don't like that too. Like when the winning team says, I want to thank God. I was like, so you thought God was like, yo, y'all are going to win tonight. And the losing team was like, God wasn't with them. Yeah. I don't know, man. With everything going on in the world, God was really concerned.

3386.087 - 3406.63 Unknown

He was here tonight and made sure y'all out-rebounded the other team. But that's why he's God. He can focus on the small shit that's going on. I just don't know if you win an Urban Exo war, you should be thanking God for the best anal scene or something like that. Isn't that a sin in the Bible? Anal? I don't know if I ever got to that chapter. Isn't that like the side step? I guess that's sodomy.

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I guess you're not wrong. Even if it's my husband? That's a sin.

Chapter 6: How do voicemails reveal relationship dynamics?

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Yeah, but isn't that like the sidestep to staying pure? Like don't a lot of, in Brazilian culture, that's pretty common, right? Sodomy? No, like the girls don't want to lose their virginity. So they just exclusively do anal. It's like Mormon shit too. I never knew that. Yeah.

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3428.069 - 3434.337 Rory

Mormons. Wait, that's wild. That's fucking though. You can't say you aversion. You got fucking ass. You actually are freaky than most.

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3434.598 - 3445.232 Unknown

Not if you're Hyman still perfectly intact. You a freaky ass nigga. She found a loophole. She found another hole. She found an asshole.

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3445.252 - 3449.457 Rory

You fucked me in every hole, but my vagina, you can't say that you're aversion. That's not, it don't work like that.

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It definitely does not work like that.

3450.819 - 3451.36 Rory

No.

3451.863 - 3467.958 Unknown

That's not how it goes. But what if she like does booty play for like, you know, 10 years and then finds her husband. And then when they fuck for the first time in her vagina, he breaks the hymen. He goes, wow, my girl is a virgin. Like she's not going to be like, yo, here are the receipts of all my like my ass getting stretched.

3467.978 - 3472.062 Rory

Okay. And then she goes to take a shit and it just goes straight down the toilet without her even flushing.

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What's he, he's not going to be, his face isn't going to be in the toilet. He wouldn't know that. Yeah. Something tells me that the Mormon husband isn't like in the bathroom with her. I don't think they have that. I don't think they see each other naked ever. Yeah. Really? I don't know about Mormons, but those super religious people are like fucking through the pajama hole for sure.

Chapter 7: What are the effects of the Me Too movement on dating?

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He's planking on his wife. Because God's in the room? Yeah. Make room for Christ. Oh yeah. So Yomi's right. So Yomi said like sometimes when you soak, because soaking, they say the, the like, physically penetrating someone is like a sin or whatever the fuck stupid shit they believe. But, uh, what, what they do sometimes they'll have like a homie, like you won't be a cuck.

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You'll actually be in the room. So like on the corner of this bed, you'll be jumping. So the bed will be doing the motion. And technically I'm not humping her. The bed, the movement of the mattress is making me fuck her. You know what? Mormons might be, they, they should bring back single handedly, bring back waterbeds. This is bullshit. This is not real. Just go and sin at that point.

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3548.536 - 3552.423 Unknown

Yeah, like, I'm not... Yeah, like, y'all dragging it. Like, come on. Y'all annoyed.

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3553.666 - 3554.707 Rory

Imagine that being real.

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You die and get up there and say, yo, God, listen. Someone was jumping on the bed and it just happened to slip in. You can't fault me for that. Yo, man. I don't get my 75 virgins? No.

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Yo You always bring it up Them 75 versions You really think Your Catholic ass Gonna get them When you get up to heaven That's not a Catholic thing Yeah so this is Soaking is a sex act That involves a person Putting their penis In another person's vagina And staying completely still I mean I've done that Like on the spoon tip So it doesn't count as sex They're saying Because there's no thrusting It's not sex technically So the homie will come in And be like

Chapter 8: How is masculinity perceived in modern dating?

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On the bed? Oh, no.

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3590.309 - 3591.851 Mal

I don't want to do this. Is this an earthquake?

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3592.673 - 3614.642 Unknown

Oh, shit. I don't want to do this. We're not soaking anymore. This is the spin cycle. What the fuck is that? People are just weird. Like, at that point, that's just weird. I mean, out of all the weird sex kings, though, you think this is the weirdest? No, definitely not. This one's kind of normal, in my opinion. Back to the ass shots? Oh, yeah. Speaking of not normal. I'm not, like...

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And who gets ass shots with Jordan? I'm actually just laying on the bed. Who gets ass shots with Jordan once on their feet? This is Atlanta. This has to be in Atlanta. Can you imagine just laying there and someone's dancing over your ass shot booty? This is just not healthy. Yeah, why is she dancing? Look at the crabgrass. The dancing is killing me. I want to judge this, but like... Judge it.

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In the 2010s, there was chicks going into like... Basements. And we judged that too. But now I'm judging it even more because we know that they shouldn't have been doing that. You should not be doing this. No, I didn't think at the time they should have been doing that. 2010, I understand people were still kind of green and naive to that whole thing.

3659.573 - 3669.086 Unknown

The shit that they were filling bathtubs, like how they lined them. This, you shouldn't be doing this in 2024. You're supposed to put bikes in there. That's like a shed.

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Yeah.

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You're not supposed to be getting injections. There's exhaust in there. That's a shed. Are ass shots still cool? Are they still in? No, they're not cool.

3680.715 - 3682.378 Rory

They're not cool, but they're still popular.

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