Chapter 1: What emotional topics do Mal and Rory discuss at the beginning?
This is an iHeart podcast, guaranteed human. No, Rory, I'm out. Rory, when's the last time you cried?
I don't know, probably this week. Talk to me. I'm a crier. What'd you cry about? I'll cry at movies. I'll cry tears of joy. Sadness. I just have watery eyes in general. Because I don't smoke weed like you guys. So my eyes aren't dried out. I'll take Claritin for that. I can't do eye drops. They terrify me. Really? That's why I could never be a coke addict either. I don't like snorting things.
I don't like putting eye drops in. Just Q-tips alone. That's like me going crazy. Yeah.
that's you living on the edge yeah like let me clean my ears real quick you get the expensive cotton what you cry about i don't remember i think i was probably watching a movie rory you're not home just crying at movies i'll tear up at a movie for sure seriously yeah i think i was i was watching ozark and i kind of caught my chest a little bit nothing about ozark is a tearjerker i'm a little behind heroin like
Yeah, but then Shorty's dad got out of jail and he did what you should do when you're fresh out of prison. Rob a store after you were offered a legit job. Yeah, I might have teared up a little bit.
A little parole tear.
Like, oh, he's right back in the system. That pulls at the heartstrings a little bit. Yeah, I feel you. But have you ever cried in your life? Twice. Twice.
That's such a lie.
If you cried twice in your entire life.
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Chapter 2: How do Mal and Rory reflect on the portrayal of women in media?
That's a fact.
Because in movies growing up, it would be like 35-year-olds that would be playing high schoolers. Who's high school like? Shave their facial hair off. That's it. Now they're trying to make kids actually look like they're 15. And now all 15-year-olds in real life look like they're 25.
But even in Euphoria, they don't look 15. Zendaya is the only one that looks like she should be in high school.
The rest of the girls... What's Shorty's name that wears like the darker makeup?
Maddie.
Maddie. She looks like an accurate high schooler now, though, to me.
Yeah. I would go with Cat, the thicker one. Cat looks like a high schooler to me.
Cat is the one that has the online sex thing. Yeah. I would subscribe. She's cool. Yeah, she's cool. I like her. Yeah, Euphoria is good. I like it. I think it's a good show. There's a lot of good shows on TV right now.
Are there?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of social media on personal relationships?
I guess I'm all for seeing creatives like just try new ways with the tools that we have.
So fun fact, Instagram is going to do subscriptions now.
I saw that. Yeah, they actually use malls money bags to promote it, which I thought was kind of interesting.
You know, we can't talk. I feel like somebody owes me a bag.
Yeah, they really said put money back on your favorite content creator. And it's like that's been Maul's standpoint for the past five years.
Yeah, like I've been stabbing the content creators for years now.
No, I think we should talk to Brandy. Oh, man.
Yeah, this is crazy, man. But anyway, I'd love to see, you know, new ways for creators to make money and, you know, get paid off of their content.
Are you supporting Hitman Holler's close friends as well? Because I feel like they were doing kind of like a joint press run on their close friends.
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Chapter 4: How do Mal and Rory feel about the evolution of television sitcoms?
Okay.
Jada's a sneakerhead.
That's what y'all go sneaker shopping?
Yeah, we go sneaker shopping.
Oh my God.
Kick of the day. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Me and Jada Stevens going sneaker shopping. She smokes. Me and Jada like rolling up. Actually, no, I'm giving away too much sauce right now.
You both do something else as well.
Yeah, we pray. Yeah, of course. You know, we believe in God.
Charity, give back. All of that. You know what I'm saying? That's even a better segue to what you were talking about. You posed a great question. I don't know how we got to be Simone's close friends, but subscribe to that. You asked, who were the first people to fuck and then get pregnant?
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of MGK's engagement ring design?
It's like, fam, this is not Aunt Viv.
They did it with my wife and kids again. I remember watching the next season with my mom, like excited for it to start. And Claire comes out and is just being Claire. Like, don't address anything. She's just being, hey, Claire. And it's like, that's not Claire, bro.
That's not Aunt Viv. Like, that was the weirdest. I remember that. We was like, because I don't even think it was public that she wasn't going to be back on the show. But I don't think that it was that big of news. People didn't really take to it. Once it aired, it was like, yo, what the hell's going on with this shit?
Because it happens so often in shows. It's so fucked up, but it happens so often in shows.
They should have did something like they got divorced or something. They wasn't supposed to try. They should have just ushered in a whole new relationship for Uncle Phil. You know what?
Have you guys ever seen Two and a Half Men?
Yeah, I like Two and a Half Men.
So they killed Charlie Sheen off. Would you guys prefer her? I had to. I had to.
I had to. I had to.
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Chapter 6: How do societal expectations shape dating dynamics?
She grown. Somebody showed me her Instagram last year. I was like, she a grown woman.
an adult adult yeah she's grown but that's weird to me seeing like seeing like child child stars like female child stars grow up and become women that's weird to you yes like I can't look at it the same I don't know why I feel you I just can't it's only it's only that when it's like that was your first time seeing them since like they were a kid That's when it's like, well, what the fuck?
I lived with a Jamaican family at one point when I didn't have a spot to live. People have heard that story before. But one of the girls that lived in that house when I lived there was super young. And now she's an adult. She's like 23 now. And I follow her on Instagram. And I had to mute her. Because, like, it's weird to me. She's acting like a 23-year-old should act. She's a grown woman.
She's beautiful, everything. It just creeps me out.
I feel you.
It just makes me feel uncomfortable.
That's how it is. Like, now I see, like, girls that lived on my block that was, like...
my homeboys like little sisters it's like we're all grown men now like you know what I mean it's like but you forget like yeah but their little sisters are grown too yeah and then you see the little sisters and you like fam that's your little sister that used to be like yo go in the room while we was in the living room like yeah
She's a grown fucking woman and she looks amazing. And, but that's what was weird with social media. When you follow people that you kind of watch grow up or grew up with, she's acting like a 23 year old should act in places that I would not see her. So like, I've been back to the house a bunch of times and you know, she's acting like she does at home at her grandmother's house and fine.
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Chapter 7: What role does compromise play in relationships?
Yeah, both of them. Both of them in custody.
Would y'all give somebody an engagement ring that hurt when they took it? You know what? Never mind. Mark that on the scroll. You know what? Never mind. Okay. I like Beavis and Butthead.
That shit hurt, huh? That shit hurt. Would you ever give somebody an engagement ring? That would hurt if he took it off.
florida is working on a bill that will protect white people from being white shamed every time we bring up wait so they're protecting whites more i'm done oh my god i am so depressed all right White guilt and engagements. Let's tackle it. MG Kelly did what? If Reed the room was not a person.
Leave all that. It's all in fun.
Leave all that. So they're passing a law that's going to protect whites more than they already protected? Yes. I wasn't aware we needed a law to be protected. Me neither.
When they are teaching critical race theory, you cannot make it like... I can't blame Rory for what his ancestors did and the bridges they built I can't say yeah because you people I can't do that they're working on a law in Florida to make that illegal but you can still follow a black kid home I can't paint you as a villain
Oh, but you can follow a black kid home with a hoodie and kill him. And then claim self-defense.
Duh. Stupid motherfuckers.
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Chapter 8: How do men and women navigate attraction and commitment?
statues they're taking down of colonizers and people who are actually shitty human beings. Everybody's like, take the statue down. They don't disturb a statue. No, leave it up. Show what y'all, what America memorializes and what America really stands for. Like this is what's important to them. This is who they built up to be this grand person.
No, leave that up there so that we can see that this is not, this is how y'all really feel about us. Don't take shit down and erase all your mistakes. Leave them up.
Yeah, I'm with that. And specifically to the schools that these politicians and outraged white people that their kids go to. Are they that mixed?
Yeah. Yeah.
Are they that in fear of their children that all these black kids are going to now hear the truth of what happened in history class and then beat up their kids? Is that happening? No. In the real world, is that happening? No. This is a distraction, man. All of this shit is a distraction. The fact that it's a debate, just teach what the fuck happened.
If you have an issue with it, that's your issue.
And you should have an issue with it. You should have an issue with learning the history of this sick country. I'm saying you have an issue with people teaching it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It should make you uncomfortable.
Yeah, absolutely.
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